The owner of the smallest penis will win £325, a crown and a sash at the competition in New York.
However, organisers at the Kings County Saloon are struggling to find entrants and have put out a call for "exemplary small penises" from around the world.
It claimed to be the "first ever conference for the celebration and acceptance of small penises everywhere".
They've opened up a website which lets anyone nominate their friends for the honour and video submissions will be accepted.
The party was launched to highlight the stigma of body shaming and promised to involve nudity – "and may contain nuts".
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Lol. Mad people, everywhere.
Nothing wey person no go hear for this world. Nawa oooo
Ok o
Funny
Crazy. Very funny.
I wish am there to watch the event live..
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Hahahahaha, guys over to you o
Oyinbo people are not just okiie. Is small penis something to proudly show off??? Linda take note!
Oyinbo people are not just okiie. Is small penis something to proudly show off??? Linda take note!
Hahahaha
The world keeps getting weirder n we all roll with it
HAHAHAHA
hahaHAHAHA....DES PPLE GOT NO SHAME NI???TOMJERRYSWIT
£325??? MCHEEW
Indecency!
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They must have gone gaga
Lol...I can't wait to see who emerges victorious..when it's time fro the longest d**k,dey should let me know.
Na play be this or wetin?
Lolz, this is madness
#ITwillONLYgetBETTER
#itMUSTendINpraise
Lol...just imagine!
Hahaha
Lol people might take penis reduction injections to win.
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@Carlos via Nokia Lumia
Lol...White people are so funny.
Lol @nutz #SeunLondon
Lol!
Kai.....I know someone that should be there. Lmao!
Lol,its not a crime to be small dicked! Using it is d most important, not d size! Lmao!
This people no get work....everything is fun for them
Funny and crazy at the same time.
Busy Fingers.
Lol.. Goodluck to dem
Lmfao ... wetin u no go see.
Hahahahaha! Some people's brain needs to be reconfigured.
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Wow!! Really?
Hehehe not my thing atall.
I'm huge.
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a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Gud for them then.....
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Onyx "Lagos Deltan" Godwin can win this competition.
it is going to very interesting
NERDS
LOL.
LOL!
Kweke! Wetin dem wan use am do?
Make we see na
Oyibo people sef..they don chop belle ful sha..no lie
Linda's favourite news n headline is here again. Lolz
Lolz men need to get over this small dick shame. Hummmm I dated one guy with a very small dick but the guy was a great lover. He gave mind blowing head that made me chatter in French, German, Spanish :) and he was creative, always had a new style in mind and spontaneous. Then, another guy I dated, he was just head swollen about his dick as if it was a trophy. He will talk and talk about how guys in his hostel always stare at it and hail him when they are bathing. So, yes he could do and all but he thought his dick was all in all and didn't spend much time for foreplay and just wants to wham! Yeah, sometimes it felt good but many times I didn't get to that hoolala junction. I now appreciated my small dick guy better (FYI he was the one who broke my heart, before you start yapping that I left him cos of his small dick).
Now, I'm with someone else after Mr Proud dick messed up and the first time we had sex, I was scared! His dick was massive! But guess what, mr massive dick is very humble abt it. He loves foreplay, he can suck boobi 4 30 mins sef.
So wetin I dey talk be say, guys with small dick dont feel limited instead perfect ur skills such that you can make ur girl scream and neva want to leave u. My fellow girls can tell u esp dose of us with tight vee dat big dick dey pain o. If you no lubricate well. Be satisfied wit ur size.
Madness.... T.A
Idi ara, nothing to do!
The gods are not to blame
Gab2shoessaysso
Proud of their size? Nawaaoh!
Absolute rubbish
Absolute rubbish
LMAO OOO. Are there libs interested in the competition, contact me or linda for more details.
Hahaha
I know someone that should participate in this competition, he'll definitely win...
He has the smallest dick I've ever seen and will ever see in my life time...
I nicknamed him my 'lastfinger ' and he doesn't know why... Lol
Bonario and davido's driver shld b in dis competition. Aboki's own seems moderate.
Haaaaaaaa funny
Lol....sure as hell that majority of male LIBers
here have small pee stick like the Japanese...
So, I expect them to hurry and join their league....
Yes I support the motion to have Davido's driver enter this competition
Lol
@christy you are well traveled. Even as far as Japan? You must really enjoy what you do
You sef, on your own jeje you wan attract insult. How many of them you don fuck
@christie you are well traveled. Even as far as Japan? You must really enjoy what you do
Your bf or ur ex?
Lolz most of those men will be tall I am sure of that
Oyibo pple be proud to exibit small penis,nija men be ashamed to do so hehehehehe,.
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End time!
Lmao...I bet Bonario's a big boy wif all his masturbation,he'ld deff b holding on to somfin *winks*
That's the basic idea of the event...to make them proud of what they got. White man sees your weaknesses and makes you understand you're still useful.
dis oyibo ppl craze don worry them.
dis oyibo ppl craze don worry them.
Wow! I dont want to see pls. Lol.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha…….Thank God for toto lol. You can't mesure the toto from outside :)
Display of foolishness, and stupidity. Biko they should park well.
As if u make use of ur tiny dick..
I know at least 4 people to nominate for this thing o! C.I/C.O/M.I/S.Y, hmmm. I have heard of others too...
Lolz, dis is funny n serious o
Erm... does he have a friend dts single? lolzzz
Thank u for information...
Lmao... u are not nice at all..
Hihihihi
Stupid people. Shit
So how many guys have u slept with!
Nonsense! Useless people. Wetin we go carry m do. Abeg when u won do big dick and longest dick competition alert me to produce my boy friend.
This can only remind us that the world is coming to an end, Please lets make haste when there is still time, accept the LORD JESUS CHRIST in your heart and of not perishing in hell with this world. Thanks
Crazy foreigners...
Lolsss! Funny u
Lol. Droll*
Agu!
Phew! Thought you will not stop this fifty shades of grey!
If yours is like St moritz please fall out. Next Lib giveaway will be for you.
...Mama J...
Oh my gosh! End time indeed! Those organizers r just agents of d devil. @ anonymous 9:10 AM, u hv no shame. Gosh!!!
Insane
Doesn't matter the size of your organ, how well you use it and how good a lover you are is all that matters. Most guys with big organs tnk it's just enough to have it big, most of them are very poor in bed...
@ Bunny..lolest @ lastfinger, I Don Laff tire
Sounds stupid but kinda fun...
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Aunty linda abeg if competition for MASSIVE dick come abeg holla me... I gats go win d money n it must be doubled oo
Nothing person no go hear......nawa ooo
hahaha imagination running wild
This is crazy! But great! Atleast to help build their self esteems.
I said it😂😂😂
Lol
When are they going to have smallest pussy I will join that one.
HI LINDA, should i send u a pics of mine so u can upload it for me on their website. I could be a winner who knows
Crazy,
Things small dick guys say to make themselves feel better, LMAO!!
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