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Wednesday 3 June 2015

Hilarious! There's smallest male organ competition...& men came out for it!

There is a Facebook event for The Biggest Small Penis competition in the US. Contestants will strip off to display their genitals through evening wear and swimsuits at the annual competition. And some men actually came out to compete! Lol

The owner of the smallest penis will win £325, a crown and a sash at the competition in New York.
However, organisers at the Kings County Saloon are struggling to find entrants and have put out a call for "exemplary small penises" from around the world.

It claimed to be the "first ever conference for the celebration and acceptance of small penises everywhere".

They've opened up a website which lets anyone nominate their friends for the honour and video submissions will be accepted.

The party was launched to highlight the stigma of body shaming and promised to involve nudity – "and may contain nuts".
at 6/03/2015 08:40:00 am

105 comments:

  1. WeALTHY ChIC3 June 2015 at 08:37

    Lol. Mad people, everywhere.

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    1. Unknown3 June 2015 at 10:09

      Display of foolishness, and stupidity. Biko they should park well.

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    2. Unknown3 June 2015 at 10:29

      Lolz, dis is funny n serious o

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    3. Unknown3 June 2015 at 12:59

      Sounds stupid but kinda fun...
      * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * *

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    4. Anonymous4 June 2015 at 08:06

      When are they going to have smallest pussy I will join that one.

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  2. Ikeh BerniEchez3 June 2015 at 08:39

    Nothing wey person no go hear for this world. Nawa oooo

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  3. Davido's driver3 June 2015 at 08:39

    Ok o

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  4. NaijaDeltaBabe3 June 2015 at 08:40

    Funny

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  5. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:40

    Crazy. Very funny.

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  6. www.glowyshoe.com3 June 2015 at 08:40

    I wish am there to watch the event live..

    www.glowyshoe.blogspot.com

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  7. samnie3 June 2015 at 08:40

    Hahahahaha, guys over to you o

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  8. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:41

    Oyinbo people are not just okiie. Is small penis something to proudly show off??? Linda take note!

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    1. Ryan3 June 2015 at 09:53

      That's the basic idea of the event...to make them proud of what they got. White man sees your weaknesses and makes you understand you're still useful.

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    2. Juleslouis3 June 2015 at 17:11

      This is crazy! But great! Atleast to help build their self esteems.

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  9. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:41

    Oyinbo people are not just okiie. Is small penis something to proudly show off??? Linda take note!

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  10. APPLELIPX3 June 2015 at 08:42

    Hahahaha
    The world keeps getting weirder n we all roll with it

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  11. ASHANKA3 June 2015 at 08:42

    HAHAHAHA

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    1. Sisieko1 of eko!3 June 2015 at 10:16

      I know at least 4 people to nominate for this thing o! C.I/C.O/M.I/S.Y, hmmm. I have heard of others too...

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  12. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 08:43

    hahaHAHAHA....DES PPLE GOT NO SHAME NI???TOMJERRYSWIT

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  13. ASHANKA3 June 2015 at 08:43

    £325??? MCHEEW

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  14. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 08:44

    Indecency!



    *Mixtape dropping 31-12-15* exclusive to LIB.

    *Talk shit & get dropped like a bad habit* 

    Love you Bro. 

    »» Laud ChicK ««

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  15. prettiyz3 June 2015 at 08:44

    They must have gone gaga

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  16. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:45

    Lol...I can't wait to see who emerges victorious..when it's time fro the longest d**k,dey should let me know.

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  17. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:46

    Na play be this or wetin?

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  18. Blog It With Olivia3 June 2015 at 08:47

    Lolz, this is madness









    #ITwillONLYgetBETTER
    #itMUSTendINpraise

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  19. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:47

    Lol...just imagine!

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  20. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:47

    Hahaha

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  21. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:47

    Lol people might take penis reduction injections to win.
    $.
    $.
    @Carlos via Nokia Lumia

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  22. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:48

    Lol...White people are so funny.

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  23. seunLondon3 June 2015 at 08:48

    Lol @nutz #SeunLondon

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  24. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:49

    Lol!

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  25. Cicee3 June 2015 at 08:49

    Kai.....I know someone that should be there. Lmao!

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    1. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 09:49

      Your bf or ur ex?

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    2. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 10:52

      Stupid people. Shit

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    3. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 10:55

      Nonsense! Useless people. Wetin we go carry m do. Abeg when u won do big dick and longest dick competition alert me to produce my boy friend.

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    4. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 11:39

      Lolsss! Funny u

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  26. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:49

    Lol,its not a crime to be small dicked! Using it is d most important, not d size! Lmao!

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    1. Haywhizzle3 June 2015 at 10:09

      As if u make use of ur tiny dick..

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    2. Oh Please...5 June 2015 at 09:00

      Things small dick guys say to make themselves feel better, LMAO!!

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  27. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:49

    This people no get work....everything is fun for them

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  28. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:50

    Funny and crazy at the same time.





    Busy Fingers.

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  29. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:50

    Lol.. Goodluck to dem

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  30. Dave Mide3 June 2015 at 08:51

    Lmfao ... wetin u no go see.

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  31. Alloy Chikezie3 June 2015 at 08:51

    Hahahahaha! Some people's brain needs to be reconfigured.

    Your comment will be visible after approval

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  32. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)3 June 2015 at 08:52

    Wow!! Really?

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  33. BONARIO NNAGS3 June 2015 at 08:54

    Hehehe not my thing atall.
    I'm huge.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  34. Unknown3 June 2015 at 08:57

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
    .
    Gud for them then.....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  35. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 08:57

    Onyx "Lagos Deltan" Godwin can win this competition.

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  36. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:00

    it is going to very interesting

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  37. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:02

    NERDS

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  38. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:03

    LOL.

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  39. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:03

    LOL!

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  40. Kponskii3 June 2015 at 09:04

    Kweke! Wetin dem wan use am do?

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  41. Spontaneous.3 June 2015 at 09:08

    Make we see na

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  42. Victor3 June 2015 at 09:09

    Oyibo people sef..they don chop belle ful sha..no lie

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  43. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:09

    Linda's favourite news n headline is here again. Lolz

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  44. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 09:10

    Lolz men need to get over this small dick shame. Hummmm I dated one guy with a very small dick but the guy was a great lover. He gave mind blowing head that made me chatter in French, German, Spanish :) and he was creative, always had a new style in mind and spontaneous. Then, another guy I dated, he was just head swollen about his dick as if it was a trophy. He will talk and talk about how guys in his hostel always stare at it and hail him when they are bathing. So, yes he could do and all but he thought his dick was all in all and didn't spend much time for foreplay and just wants to wham! Yeah, sometimes it felt good but many times I didn't get to that hoolala junction. I now appreciated my small dick guy better (FYI he was the one who broke my heart, before you start yapping that I left him cos of his small dick).
    Now, I'm with someone else after Mr Proud dick messed up and the first time we had sex, I was scared! His dick was massive! But guess what, mr massive dick is very humble abt it. He loves foreplay, he can suck boobi 4 30 mins sef.

    So wetin I dey talk be say, guys with small dick dont feel limited instead perfect ur skills such that you can make ur girl scream and neva want to leave u. My fellow girls can tell u esp dose of us with tight vee dat big dick dey pain o. If you no lubricate well. Be satisfied wit ur size.

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    1. Unknown3 June 2015 at 10:41

      Erm... does he have a friend dts single? lolzzz

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    2. Unknown3 June 2015 at 10:45

      Thank u for information...

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    3. Unknown3 June 2015 at 10:53

      So how many guys have u slept with!

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    4. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 11:49

      Phew! Thought you will not stop this fifty shades of grey!

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  45. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 09:10

    Madness.... T.A

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  46. gab2shoes3 June 2015 at 09:10

    Idi ara, nothing to do!

    The gods are not to blame
    Gab2shoessaysso

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  47. David Iyke3 June 2015 at 09:10

    Proud of their size? Nawaaoh!

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  48. ary3 June 2015 at 09:11

    Absolute rubbish

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  49. ary3 June 2015 at 09:11

    Absolute rubbish

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  50. yawanow3 June 2015 at 09:11

    LMAO OOO. Are there libs interested in the competition, contact me or linda for more details.

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  51. Mzz_Mary3 June 2015 at 09:15

    Hahaha

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  52. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 09:19

    I know someone that should participate in this competition, he'll definitely win...
    He has the smallest dick I've ever seen and will ever see in my life time...
    I nicknamed him my 'lastfinger ' and he doesn't know why... Lol

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  53. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 09:23

    Bonario and davido's driver shld b in dis competition. Aboki's own seems moderate.

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    1. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:51

      Lmao...I bet Bonario's a big boy wif all his masturbation,he'ld deff b holding on to somfin *winks*

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  54. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:24

    Haaaaaaaa funny

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  55. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:26

    Lol....sure as hell that majority of male LIBers
    here have small pee stick like the Japanese...
    So, I expect them to hurry and join their league....

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    1. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:40

      @christy you are well traveled. Even as far as Japan? You must really enjoy what you do

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    2. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 09:46

      You sef, on your own jeje you wan attract insult. How many of them you don fuck

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  56. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:37

    Yes I support the motion to have Davido's driver enter this competition

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  57. pharm3 June 2015 at 09:40

    Lol

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  58. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:48

    @christie you are well traveled. Even as far as Japan? You must really enjoy what you do

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  59. linaluv3 June 2015 at 09:50

    Lolz most of those men will be tall I am sure of that

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  60. Unknown3 June 2015 at 09:50

    Oyibo pple be proud to exibit small penis,nija men be ashamed to do so hehehehehe,.



    My Year Of Linda's 100k

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  61. In GOD I TRUST3 June 2015 at 09:51

    End time!

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  62. mikkyjanec3 June 2015 at 10:00

    dis oyibo ppl craze don worry them.

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  63. mikkyjanec3 June 2015 at 10:00

    dis oyibo ppl craze don worry them.

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  64. Damola Gbadegesin3 June 2015 at 10:04

    Wow! I dont want to see pls. Lol.

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  65. APPLE3 June 2015 at 10:08

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha…….Thank God for toto lol. You can't mesure the toto from outside :)

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  66. peace3 June 2015 at 11:09

    This can only remind us that the world is coming to an end, Please lets make haste when there is still time, accept the LORD JESUS CHRIST in your heart and of not perishing in hell with this world. Thanks

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  67. Unknown3 June 2015 at 11:21

    Crazy foreigners...

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  68. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 11:51

    If yours is like St moritz please fall out. Next Lib giveaway will be for you.
    ...Mama J...

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  69. Unknown3 June 2015 at 11:51

    Oh my gosh! End time indeed! Those organizers r just agents of d devil. @ anonymous 9:10 AM, u hv no shame. Gosh!!!

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  70. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 12:24

    Insane

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  71. Ukay3 June 2015 at 12:49

    Doesn't matter the size of your organ, how well you use it and how good a lover you are is all that matters. Most guys with big organs tnk it's just enough to have it big, most of them are very poor in bed...

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  72. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 12:53

    @ Bunny..lolest @ lastfinger, I Don Laff tire

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  73. Favour3 June 2015 at 13:55

    The money is too small jae

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  75. Unknown3 June 2015 at 14:44

    Aunty linda abeg if competition for MASSIVE dick come abeg holla me... I gats go win d money n it must be doubled oo

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  76. Unknown3 June 2015 at 20:11

    Lol

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  77. Anonymous4 June 2015 at 08:47

    HI LINDA, should i send u a pics of mine so u can upload it for me on their website. I could be a winner who knows

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  78. Unknown4 June 2015 at 17:54

    Crazy,

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