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Saturday, 17 December 2016

Saturday morning hilarity

A guy mistakenly transferred N200k (out of N210k balance in his account) to a wrong account number via mobile money transfer. After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, he came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying:
"Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you. It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the Ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight.
That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death."
Five minutes later, he got an SMS saying:
"Please send another N200k, my friend is also interested. Nigerian economy has frustrated us too much." The man fainted...... Don't laff alone, put smile on some one's face

59 comments:

Unknown said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Hehehe! He never sabi anything. Obodo bu igwe! Linda take note!

obiora said...

Naija no dey carried last. Agwo don jam Snake!

Unknown said...

Dis made my day.. Omg people can b funny

Ohiren Erimiakhena said...

LOL....very funny!!!.

mossh said...

Lmao.... No time

Graciejay said...

Lol..

Unknown said...

Hahahahhahaha Linda u haff kee me with lafta

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Lmao!!! Chai, recession ooo


Long Live LIB

Unknown said...

Ew fool fall nigga shop!Freeborn wept and not laugh. DUDE U THINK SAY NIGERIAN DEY FEAR THAT IN THIS TERRORIST BUHARI SCAM GOVERNMENT HUH? many people are even looking for a way to enter secret cult talkless of seeing money we land in their account hmmm DUDE PLEASE NO BE ONLY THE GUY's FRIEND DEY INTERESTED OO. well another day use lucifer name or 666























#sad indeed

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Anonymous said...

Ultimate cycler is back you guys and better!
12500 make 50000 naira!
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2. Bring 2 people get your 50k on one week!
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Ohiren Erimiakhena said...

That anonymous 08:35 will not find this funny....SMH

Unknown said...

Ummmm... I had to double check if i was on Linda's blog. Lol.

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmaooooooooo

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Funny

Unknown said...

LOL
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Unknown said...

I no fit laugh. I beg Linda recession don finish people, I go buy fish that is normally sell #450 Per one but as at yesterday I bought it 900 naira just imagine.

Unknown said...

Lmao... #CantDeal

Emy said...

AKPU AKPANDA! This is worst than MMM. No hope for retrieval.

Unknown said...

LMAO!! Smart guy.

Anonymous said...

Na so! If na you nko?

Unknown said...

Lol.... For this buhari regime I will do the same

kunta said...

OMG!!!!
LMAO
I just injured myself with laughter...LMAO

Oghenetega said...

Hahahahahaha...
Its old thou

Tomisyn said...

This is very stale na

Anonymous said...

it's quite funny

Anonymous said...

It hurts me so much that I can't provide for my wife. And feeding ones a day has become and issue. It was not this way when my salary comes in every month but now for over 4months I've not been paid. Christmas is around the corner and no dine on me to buy anything to celebrate Christmas with. Pls anyone that can assist me with any amount I will be very pleased and thankful. This is my email address
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Anonymous said...

In the spirit of Xmas I need financial help pls my fellow libers so I can use in sorting some pressing needs. Faithjebi@yahoo.com

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lol @ my friend is interested.




. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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Unknown said...

Boys are not smiling.. Lol

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Anonymous said...

You are trying to copy stella's blog lol

Unknown said...

Very funny,hahahahahahahaha

Unknown said...

Hahahaahahahah,mugu







Lib addict#just passing#

Chizzy Liz said...

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eka said...

Lol😎
Aha.... For this Buhari time; he should beg d person & pray d person still get small conscience

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Anonymous said...

Abegi! Old boring joke! Next pls!

Unknown said...

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uniquechic said...

Lmao funny man!!! In ds hot season ur using jazz 2 scare ppl will join for 5k sef talkless of 200k....but ds transfer error is real o..nearly made d mistake once

Unknown said...

nothing is funny after all this your copy and paste post that you called hilarious. this joke has been on the block over five years.

Unknown said...

nothing is funny after all this your copy and paste post that you called hilarious. this joke has been on the block over five years.

Anonymous said...

lol,the economy too bad.
read also she doesn't like condoms,should i avoid her?



Alloy Chikezie said...

Hahahaha. WTF!

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Larry said...

For this recession? Lol. We are Nigerians...honest people.

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NAIJA REBRANDER said...

YOU MUST BE JOKER LINDA

Unknown said...

Lol

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Anonymous said...

SDK blog copy. Please be you

Anonymous said...

Stella copies Linda too.

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Anonymous said...

Person wey wan die do jam person wey go kill am

Anonymous said...

Sdk blog..copy copy Linda.. be fresh

Chizzy Liz said...

Me too

.. said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Unu abiakwa ozo

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