Restaurant replies brilliantly after woman poos on seat and leaves bad review online

An unnamed woman was pissed after being charged for two drinks instead of one when she visited Nick's Riverside Grill in Washington and the woman turned to Yelp to rant about the "worse service".

She shouldn't have because the restaurant called her out big time.


She complained the manager had failed to return a call addressing her complaint, writing:

"As u can figure, no call at all. If you swipe my card wrongly for someone else, I'm not the one paying for it."

Staff hit back at her confirming that not only was she not overcharged, she drank a bit too much and had a potty accident.

In the epic reply they wrote:

"The fact of the matter is you lost control of your bowels in the middle of the restaurant and you proceeded to sit in it for the remainder of the evening, making more of a mess.

"We had to reroute our other patrons so they didn't walk in your mess, causing quite a scene. You then proceeded to throw your underwear away in our trash can and our poor manager working that night was left to clean up."

To complete the takedown, she was offered a full refund on one condition.

They said:

"We would be happy to refund your entire bill with the understanding you will never return to any of our establishments until you are potty trained.

"Out of compassion and being decent human beings we did not charge you a waste removal fee."