Million Gume swims in a river full of crocodile everyday. He is not
afraid because according to him, once he flashes his naked bum at the crocodiles, they go
away. He calls it bum swimming.
"I’m the king of the bum swim," he laughs and demonstrates by diving into the water and sticking his naked bum in the air.
The
30-year-old from Mhinga Village in Malamulele, Limpopo said he’s been
swimming in the Luvuvhu River for five years. The rivers in the area are
known to have many crocodiles and many locals have lost their lives in
the dark water.
"The crocodiles are scared
of me! When I jump into the water and realise that the crocodiles want
to attack me, I just show them my bum and they move away. I then carry
on with my famous bum swim." he told Daily Sun.
He
said people who come to the river enjoy watching him. On Wednesday
afternoon the SunTeam saw Million playing in the river. He floated with
his head and upper body underwater like a drowned person. He then
disappeared under the water and after a short-time only his bum
appeared. George Matiyani, headman of the Mhinga Tribal Authority, said
Million must watch out.
"The crocodiles aren’t scared of his bum. They will drag his bum into the deep waters and chew him up," he said.
Matiyani warned the kids to stay away from the dangerous rivers in the village.
He said the crocodiles often kill people.
"The
most recent victim was fisherman Thinashe Hove, who was attacked on 24
January. And the body of a 45-year-old man who was killed last month
hasn’t been found yet."
96 comments:
Story for gods! Linda take note!
Be deceiving urself ooo
Powerful Bum Bum
Huh? Say what? Lmao! Madness everywhere
Doz crocodiles no get level,no worry d day when real croc go come u no go c mouth tak talk.
Good for you oo
Aboki the Warri rat's brother
Lmao....keep flashing, they will pick up one day...
Lmao....keep flashing, they will pick up one day...
Keep deceiving yourself.
He is not serious!!!!lolZ
werrin I no go hear.
Don~ jazzycrush
See this funny idiot lolzzzz
Damolia.DEW
Enter your comment...death
Hshahahhaha....na craze world we dey ooo
DEM GO STILL CHOP YOU WAN DAY AND YOU DIE
Too good 2b true!
Diz dude dey joke. There is a time for everything. D the day the crocodile will chop his Ass is coming. He better stop now." If not it will be too late when the head us cut off "
His Bum looks like a big whale coming.. * Linda stop wasting my time *
Lol u go fear na...
AJ MAIN BOY...
Juju de inside him buttocks.jumbo
Lol, End time fis. * it's well*
His over confidence will kill him someday. The sea animals are just grooming him to get healthy before finishing him up.
hmmm might work for only him.others shouldn't try it oo
Story
...merited happiness
Dangerous game! One day monkey go go market and he no go return
Bum bum swimming...foolish man,his buttocks is so ugly
Good for him
I pity him tho
#Hajia Mufliat
Iffa hear
#iT wiLL oNLy gET beTTer
#iT mUsT eNd iN prAise
animals are even neater than him, they know when a stupid mammal wants to pollute their water, so it is better they leave the water for him to finish his stupidity and then come back... LMAO
I didn't believe him! Maybe he uses charm
!brightosman aka fake phyno .#gerarahere
Enter your comment...it is well but nt until d crocodiles get hungry,but this buttocks sef be like say e get lassa nd ebola joint together oo. WESTINO SAID SO
Till they'd help him chop his bum
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
D day they will get use to d bum and eat you up is coming
Take am easy oga,one day na one day that ur bum go hear am!!!!Enjoy ur bum swim!!
What kind of yeye risk is that...
The gods are watching
Your bum and egg plant will soon be croc chops.
Story for the gods.
Okay ooo! Flasher!
Onwu Nwa nkita anaghi ekwe ya nuru isii nshi
Well done
hmm. waiting for the part2
The crocodiles are not yet hungry.
Very soon na dat ur black bum dem go chop
Ok now, we don hear.
Continuous farting bum shield huh?....continue ooo...
He hasn't met an hungry nd crazy one
His bum must really look terrible to scare a whole crocodile..Lol...
Hmmmmm flashing bum
Hahahahhahahahahah...na so!
Dts risky oo, till d Day all d crocodile go do meeting fr his dear bum bum
Hahahaha
What a funny Saturday
His bum must have some deadly gases in it
Orisirisi Bum scares crocodiles away? Nawaooo. Hope the guy us telling us the truth. Another person should try it n find out
sooooo funny. ok now we don hear
when dem go eat u na from ur head....
when dem go eat u na from ur head....
when dem go eat u na from ur head....
One day na one day monkey go go Market e no go cum bk.
My guy everyday is not Christmas. one day that ur smelly yansh will be meal for those animals so be careful
lol chai wonders shall never end...when they are ready for him he will have a different story to tell
Ok na. Linda observe!
Nna Jisie ike
He must be a joker
Abi? Everyday ain't Christmas hehe
Dnt fink d crocs are hungry yet
Dnt fink d crocs are hungry yet
Hahahahahahha,i just pity u,d day dey will attack u,nobody will dd der to watch or save u
LIB ADDICT#just passing#
Just one day e go happen #still that Imo boy
WHAT A BUFFOON!
1)PEOPLE ONLY LIKE TO WATCH BECAUSE OF THE SIGHT OF A FOOL SHOWING HIS A-US (YOU DONT GET TO SEE THAT EVERYDAY FOR FREE)
2) WE SHALL SOON HEAR HOW HE ALSO ENCOUNTERED THE 'KING'OF CROCODILES....AND PERHAPS LINDA CAN INTERVIEW THE KING CROCODILE FOR HIS OWN SIDE OF THE STORY..ABI LINDA???
Hiaa,odikwa very risky o.
Hiaa,odikwa very risky o.
no be corocodile be that na ngwere ulo
The Bum sure looks like Hippo's Head.
Am waiting to hear the breaking news that one brave crocs. Don chop part of en nyash comot
His days are numbered... Them crocodiles planning reprisal attack.
This is superstory ......wale adenuga production!😉
Lol...time will tell
they weren't hungry yet...so brother you better run now that you are still alive o...don't tempt the devil while he is asleep.
there was a country
See if I were u, I would put on my clothes, damn u skinny boy or girl? Buhahahahaha *Odusbaby*
D shape of ur bum resemble d face of hypopotamous dats y, but d day wey dem go realise say na human bum. Well I sorry for u sha
Useless SA boys, enter river Niger, mammiwota go tell u
Yeye guy...
Even crocodiles think he is nasty.
Akuko. More Instagram followers for you
Lol. Quite funny. Sorry for your bum.
#LIB ADDICT#
If I was a croc that would be the part I would target.
Crocs must think he is a hypo cos his butt looks a hypo's head.
Keep doing that shit until they get ur damn balls.. it'll be so unfortunate that No one will be able to help u.they'll only cover it with their cellphones
Mshewwww.... Foolish man! U don't know that na ur bum go sweet dem pass! Idiot.
one day those scaly best may be tempted to relish your #balls
Kanye west,please,stop this!
I so sorry for this guy. Maybe he caught the crocs on a good day.
Don't worry they must be having a meeting for him
Enter your comment...na dead the call am,hungry never catch the croco.Na him bura and golake dem go start with.
Lol...maybe he has anaconda in between those legs that scare the crocodiles
-LIB PIKIN-
your time is coming
A very big joker
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