Hmmm some parents do not even think of the child's future as a grown up when naming the child. I mean these children could be riducled by their peers and their self esteem affected for life... I mean erection for a name???? Like seriously?
Lwkmd! I hope so too oh!!!!!!!!!! Hian!!!!!!!!! Which one is erection kwa? Did d dad suffer 4rm ERECTION/ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION b4 his birth or does he wish d boy a strong boner? Wahala dey 4 some kind name ooooooooo!
BABY HARUNA SHOULD NAME HIS OWN SON "ABDUL ERECTION SPERM" WHILE HOLY GHOST FIRE SHOULD NAME HER DAUGHTER "HOLY GHOST FIRE THUNDER" SO AS TO KEEP THE NAME IN D FAMILY.
hahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha
hahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha
Funny when parents give dia babies Diz names. Av got a friend dat graduated from unizik by name "man of God okoye" we fondly call him mogee. A graduate of education.
This is the reason why some countries eg Germany, Iceland and Sweden to mention a few, have Naming laws where by new borns can only be named from a government approved list. This is to stop practice of children being given names that may lead to ridicule.
Erection and holy ghost fire indeed. Have we forgotten so soon,the Nollywood guy who named his twin babies,Nollywood and hollywood. I love wot one pastor did by rejecting to baptise a baby d parents gave such silly name.
LMAO! This is crazy!... Maybe they want to acknowledge the conditions surrounding the birth na.. But they for add sperm... And in jesus name too.. Lol..
some parents could be so funny, what a name........I was in uniport teaching hospital some years back and I heard the nurse screaming at the top of her voice.......Winner Master Great and i'm like seriously WinnerMasterGreat? whatAname.smh,Lets have some fun LIBers, how bout we share some funny names we've heard over the years?
Thanks Linda for reminding us that Ghana have had National Health Insurance Scheme that actually works and Nigeria is just trying to have one. Name na name afterall people change their names when they come of age. If they grow they can get reed of Erection and holyghost as a name.
Hey very funny names I tell you,had a friend those dats her name was Burubelle Abrakosa,I cant even start imagining this names,parents are just funny . Sandy berry says so.
When i was schooling in Delsu. I have heard a lot of names like governor, commissioner, peace maker, merit etc. I thought it was only south-south people that give child unreasonable name. Ekiti state has joined them too.
Documents like this are supposed to be private. As amusing as the names are these children's identities can be used for dubious purposes because all vital details are exposed. Please note.
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Sounds normal
Na wa ooh
Like for real? Holy ghost fIre ke.......lols
Lmao @ Erection and holyghost fire.nawaoh
It s well wit dm
Lol haruna@win election/erection
Hmmm some parents do not even think of the child's future as a grown up when naming the child. I mean these children could be riducled by their peers and their self esteem affected for life... I mean erection for a name???? Like seriously?
lol! Linda na so o' Thats the latest trend,parents bearing their kids funny names.i heard they now bear their new born chikareebola.
ℓ☺ℓ, can't laff abeg.
Of course
Chai!
Chineke biko para tulee oh!
Na wa oh! Why name a child "Holy Ghost fire" tho? Is it suppose 2 b funny or protective or what? Nigerian parents sha..smh
Jesus WTF is dis chai wat a name ~ice princess~
Hahahaha I don't blive is real jare
Afi Erection oh LMAO :)
Lol....I cant just stop laughing
Lol
for real? erection?, Holy ghost Fire?......mehn sec school wont be easy for these kids o
I no fit laugh....
My bad 'erection'
Breezy_p
MTN finest
Ewooo !!!!! 😂😁😂😂. I can't stop laffing some parents need serious flogging
LWKMD!!! Who these children's parents?!!! Damn!!! See name!!!
Lwkmd! I hope so too oh!!!!!!!!!! Hian!!!!!!!!! Which one is erection kwa? Did d dad suffer 4rm ERECTION/ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION b4 his birth or does he wish d boy a strong boner? Wahala dey 4 some kind name ooooooooo!
#GozManuel Says#
Very funny,in Yenegua I met a child named Accident"
hmm, i wonder d baby HOLYGHOST FIRE will give birth to. #BLOOD OF JESUS i guess
Hilarious
BORN TO SHINE!!!!!
Hahahahahahaaha... u go fear name na #wiz-felaz
This is more dan funny o. #####QUEENMAYA#####
What were they thinking?!!!
Which kind bizarre names be this?.
Cant stop laughing at that of holyghost fire
Hahahahahahaha. Very beautiful and unique names.
Lwkmd......... Names dey oo
U go fear names nw!!!
BABY HARUNA SHOULD NAME HIS OWN SON "ABDUL ERECTION SPERM" WHILE HOLY GHOST FIRE SHOULD NAME HER DAUGHTER "HOLY GHOST FIRE THUNDER" SO AS TO KEEP THE NAME IN D FAMILY.
looool, maybe he had an erection at childbirth
well,d girl has three options either holy,ghost or fire her choice,lol
wonders shall never end wetin even concern erection as someone name hmmmmmmmm
ok Ekiti State in ghana #lol#
Could this be true
That awkward moment you realise your parents are pendejo for giving you a dumb retar ded name.....#cheEzyjayne
PEOPLE JUST DEY DO FINZ, WIF OUT FINKING.
BUT ITS NON OF MY F BUSINESS.
Na wa oooo... Some parent sha, y wil dey name a child any name without future consideration.., which 1 is erection again.. Lol
Ahn ahn. This is child abuse
Bizzleo deserves photo credit sha .. Stop acting original Nd shit..
Haba Lili baby... this ur kids are so cool with their names *teammrslindaerectionholyghostfire*
I doubt if anyone wuld even wanna marry dem..yay..first tym commenting
Hilarious!! Erection, so funny
Only in Ghana nu and most likely deeper life peepu....child right should sue them
hahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha
hahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha
Funny when parents give dia babies Diz names. Av got a friend dat graduated from unizik by name "man of God okoye" we fondly call him mogee. A graduate of education.
I just can't stop laughing!!! Na wa o
na who them offend abeg?
Sound normal really? Maybe now people will appreciate that man that named his kids Hollywood and Bollywood.!!
What were they thinking when they gave such names to babies. Erection indeed. Protectectivd or just for the fun of it,they know.
Funny
It won't b at all
This names will follow These kids anything /any day
This is the reason why some countries eg Germany, Iceland and Sweden to mention a few, have Naming laws where by new borns can only be named from a government approved list. This is to stop practice of children being given names that may lead to ridicule.
You can thank me for this info later
What do you expect in a country where there are no naming laws?
That's how I was watching a match I noticed a leicester player bearing #Drinkwater c name
First time I saw it, I tot it ws awetin (awaiting) erection, it is nt a small smtin
Erection and holy ghost fire indeed. Have we forgotten so soon,the Nollywood guy who named his twin babies,Nollywood and hollywood. I love wot one pastor did by rejecting to baptise a baby d parents gave such silly name.
Like seriously; are their parents for real? Erection and Holy ghost fire. I am still trying hard to control my laughter.
MICKY: change the name as you grow,sharp sharp; erection?!!, that's the height of it all
Lol dem dey try copy kim K na,hahahahaahahahahahaahahaha....
Dts the parents choice for now.... Am sure wen d kids r of age, dey might change such funnny names....
LMAO! This is crazy!... Maybe they want to acknowledge the conditions surrounding the birth na.. But they for add sperm... And in jesus name too.. Lol..
....LIB ALL THE WAY!....
some parents could be so funny, what a name........I was in uniport teaching hospital some years back and I heard the nurse screaming at the top of her voice.......Winner Master Great and i'm like seriously WinnerMasterGreat? whatAname.smh,Lets have some fun LIBers, how bout we share some funny names we've heard over the years?
Thanks Linda for reminding us that Ghana have had National Health Insurance Scheme that actually works and Nigeria is just trying to have one. Name na name afterall people change their names when they come of age. If they grow they can get reed of Erection and holyghost as a name.
well at least its better than giving your child a tribal mark...they can still change their names when they grow up but cannot remove the tribal mark
In Ghana they have funny names. I've see. Rich love. Fruitfulness.
Imagine when they both grow up, and ERECTION comes to ask for the hand of HOLYGHOST FIRE in marriage.
Hey very funny names I tell you,had a friend those dats her name was Burubelle Abrakosa,I cant even start imagining this names,parents are just funny . Sandy berry says so.
Lol..na wa for some parents sha!!!...what sort of names are these?...smh..lmao
Chineke! Is it dat names are finished on earth? Or was d dad having an Er***ion @ d naming ceremony? Mk I catch my self. #SMH.... #heads2doffice
lols!!! HBD to me
via official intercom
Gini Erection; why not blow-job???
LMAO!
LMSAO... them for name am cum na
His father had "Erection" all the while he was in the womb. Lol
Dafuq hahaha that erection tho
Yeah it sounds normal for you are abnormal
When i was schooling in Delsu. I have heard a lot of names like governor, commissioner, peace maker, merit etc.
I thought it was only south-south people that give child unreasonable name. Ekiti state has joined them too.
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Holyghost fire kwa???? Na wa o
Lol @erection.
lol. my belle oo (hilarious)
men.... people should stop doing this to their kids... this is so gross
this is Hilarious, some parent should stop doing this to their wards....this is so gross
Lmao Erection and Holyghost fire
Documents like this are supposed to be private. As amusing as the names are these children's identities can be used for dubious purposes because all vital details are exposed. Please note.
This killed me LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lol..dose parents ehhh
Very funny man
funny names, but I notice something, at dis age, Nigeria is still using paper I.D card. na wao
No shit,I've seen someone named Happy Nigeria! I was entirely thrown into a state of shock when I knew his name.
You are cordially invited to the wedding ceremony of HOLYGHOST FIRE and AWETIN ERECTION.
RSVP.
Lmao for real??? Hian!!
Lol parents sha, how can you name your child "erection", certainly cracked up up!!! Whizman
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