Hmmm some parents do not even think of the child's future as a grown up when naming the child. I mean these children could be riducled by their peers and their self esteem affected for life... I mean erection for a name???? Like seriously?
Lwkmd! I hope so too oh!!!!!!!!!! Hian!!!!!!!!! Which one is erection kwa? Did d dad suffer 4rm ERECTION/ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION b4 his birth or does he wish d boy a strong boner? Wahala dey 4 some kind name ooooooooo!
BABY HARUNA SHOULD NAME HIS OWN SON "ABDUL ERECTION SPERM" WHILE HOLY GHOST FIRE SHOULD NAME HER DAUGHTER "HOLY GHOST FIRE THUNDER" SO AS TO KEEP THE NAME IN D FAMILY.
hahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha
hahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha
Funny when parents give dia babies Diz names. Av got a friend dat graduated from unizik by name "man of God okoye" we fondly call him mogee. A graduate of education.
This is the reason why some countries eg Germany, Iceland and Sweden to mention a few, have Naming laws where by new borns can only be named from a government approved list. This is to stop practice of children being given names that may lead to ridicule.
Erection and holy ghost fire indeed. Have we forgotten so soon,the Nollywood guy who named his twin babies,Nollywood and hollywood. I love wot one pastor did by rejecting to baptise a baby d parents gave such silly name.
LMAO! This is crazy!... Maybe they want to acknowledge the conditions surrounding the birth na.. But they for add sperm... And in jesus name too.. Lol..
some parents could be so funny, what a name........I was in uniport teaching hospital some years back and I heard the nurse screaming at the top of her voice.......Winner Master Great and i'm like seriously WinnerMasterGreat? whatAname.smh,Lets have some fun LIBers, how bout we share some funny names we've heard over the years?
Thanks Linda for reminding us that Ghana have had National Health Insurance Scheme that actually works and Nigeria is just trying to have one. Name na name afterall people change their names when they come of age. If they grow they can get reed of Erection and holyghost as a name.
Hey very funny names I tell you,had a friend those dats her name was Burubelle Abrakosa,I cant even start imagining this names,parents are just funny . Sandy berry says so.
When i was schooling in Delsu. I have heard a lot of names like governor, commissioner, peace maker, merit etc. I thought it was only south-south people that give child unreasonable name. Ekiti state has joined them too.
Documents like this are supposed to be private. As amusing as the names are these children's identities can be used for dubious purposes because all vital details are exposed. Please note.
Sounds normal
ReplyDeleteSound normal really? Maybe now people will appreciate that man that named his kids Hollywood and Bollywood.!!
DeleteIn Ghana they have funny names. I've see. Rich love. Fruitfulness.
DeleteYeah it sounds normal for you are abnormal
DeleteLmao for real??? Hian!!
DeleteNa wa ooh
ReplyDeleteLike for real? Holy ghost fIre ke.......lols
ReplyDeleteNo shit,I've seen someone named Happy Nigeria! I was entirely thrown into a state of shock when I knew his name.
DeleteLmao @ Erection and holyghost fire.nawaoh
ReplyDeleteIt s well wit dm
ReplyDeleteHolyghost fire kwa???? Na wa o
DeleteLol haruna@win election/erection
ReplyDeleteHmmm some parents do not even think of the child's future as a grown up when naming the child. I mean these children could be riducled by their peers and their self esteem affected for life... I mean erection for a name???? Like seriously?
ReplyDeletelol! Linda na so o' Thats the latest trend,parents bearing their kids funny names.i heard they now bear their new born chikareebola.
ReplyDeleteℓ☺ℓ, can't laff abeg.
ReplyDeleteOf course
ReplyDeleteChai!
ReplyDeleteChineke biko para tulee oh!
Na wa oh! Why name a child "Holy Ghost fire" tho? Is it suppose 2 b funny or protective or what? Nigerian parents sha..smh
ReplyDeleteJesus WTF is dis chai wat a name ~ice princess~
ReplyDeleteHahahaha I don't blive is real jare
ReplyDeleteAfi Erection oh LMAO :)
ReplyDeleteLol....I cant just stop laughing
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeletefor real? erection?, Holy ghost Fire?......mehn sec school wont be easy for these kids o
ReplyDeleteIt won't b at all
DeleteI no fit laugh....
ReplyDeleteMy bad 'erection'
ReplyDeleteBreezy_p
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Ewooo !!!!! 😂😁😂😂. I can't stop laffing some parents need serious flogging
ReplyDeleteLWKMD!!! Who these children's parents?!!! Damn!!! See name!!!
ReplyDeleteLwkmd! I hope so too oh!!!!!!!!!! Hian!!!!!!!!! Which one is erection kwa? Did d dad suffer 4rm ERECTION/ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION b4 his birth or does he wish d boy a strong boner? Wahala dey 4 some kind name ooooooooo!
ReplyDelete#GozManuel Says#
Very funny,in Yenegua I met a child named Accident"
ReplyDeletehmm, i wonder d baby HOLYGHOST FIRE will give birth to. #BLOOD OF JESUS i guess
ReplyDeleteHilarious
ReplyDeleteBORN TO SHINE!!!!!
Hahahahahahaaha... u go fear name na #wiz-felaz
ReplyDeleteThis is more dan funny o. #####QUEENMAYA#####
ReplyDeleteWhat were they thinking?!!!
ReplyDeleteWhich kind bizarre names be this?.
ReplyDeleteCant stop laughing at that of holyghost fire
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha. Very beautiful and unique names.
ReplyDeleteLwkmd......... Names dey oo
ReplyDeleteU go fear names nw!!!
ReplyDeleteBABY HARUNA SHOULD NAME HIS OWN SON "ABDUL ERECTION SPERM" WHILE HOLY GHOST FIRE SHOULD NAME HER DAUGHTER "HOLY GHOST FIRE THUNDER" SO AS TO KEEP THE NAME IN D FAMILY.
ReplyDeletelooool, maybe he had an erection at childbirth
ReplyDeletewell,d girl has three options either holy,ghost or fire her choice,lol
ReplyDeletewonders shall never end wetin even concern erection as someone name hmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteok Ekiti State in ghana #lol#
Could this be true
ReplyDeleteThat awkward moment you realise your parents are pendejo for giving you a dumb retar ded name.....#cheEzyjayne
ReplyDeletePEOPLE JUST DEY DO FINZ, WIF OUT FINKING.
ReplyDeleteBUT ITS NON OF MY F BUSINESS.
Na wa oooo... Some parent sha, y wil dey name a child any name without future consideration.., which 1 is erection again.. Lol
ReplyDeleteAhn ahn. This is child abuse
ReplyDeleteBizzleo deserves photo credit sha .. Stop acting original Nd shit..
ReplyDeleteHaba Lili baby... this ur kids are so cool with their names *teammrslindaerectionholyghostfire*
ReplyDeleteI doubt if anyone wuld even wanna marry dem..yay..first tym commenting
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! Erection, so funny
ReplyDeleteOnly in Ghana nu and most likely deeper life peepu....child right should sue them
ReplyDeletehahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha
ReplyDeletehahahaha...what really happened to the parents??? like seriously...where they high? That child needs to really sue the parents for that kind of name. Though it may mean something to them in the native dialect...never can tell hahahaha
ReplyDeleteFunny when parents give dia babies Diz names. Av got a friend dat graduated from unizik by name "man of God okoye" we fondly call him mogee. A graduate of education.
ReplyDeleteI just can't stop laughing!!! Na wa o
ReplyDeletena who them offend abeg?
ReplyDeleteWhat were they thinking when they gave such names to babies. Erection indeed. Protectectivd or just for the fun of it,they know.
ReplyDeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteThis names will follow These kids anything /any day
ReplyDeleteThis is the reason why some countries eg Germany, Iceland and Sweden to mention a few, have Naming laws where by new borns can only be named from a government approved list. This is to stop practice of children being given names that may lead to ridicule.
ReplyDeleteYou can thank me for this info later
What do you expect in a country where there are no naming laws?
ReplyDeleteThat's how I was watching a match I noticed a leicester player bearing #Drinkwater c name
ReplyDeleteFirst time I saw it, I tot it ws awetin (awaiting) erection, it is nt a small smtin
ReplyDeleteErection and holy ghost fire indeed. Have we forgotten so soon,the Nollywood guy who named his twin babies,Nollywood and hollywood. I love wot one pastor did by rejecting to baptise a baby d parents gave such silly name.
ReplyDeleteLike seriously; are their parents for real? Erection and Holy ghost fire. I am still trying hard to control my laughter.
ReplyDeleteMICKY: change the name as you grow,sharp sharp; erection?!!, that's the height of it all
ReplyDeleteLol dem dey try copy kim K na,hahahahaahahahahahaahahaha....
ReplyDeleteDts the parents choice for now.... Am sure wen d kids r of age, dey might change such funnny names....
ReplyDeleteLMAO! This is crazy!... Maybe they want to acknowledge the conditions surrounding the birth na.. But they for add sperm... And in jesus name too.. Lol..
ReplyDelete....LIB ALL THE WAY!....
some parents could be so funny, what a name........I was in uniport teaching hospital some years back and I heard the nurse screaming at the top of her voice.......Winner Master Great and i'm like seriously WinnerMasterGreat? whatAname.smh,Lets have some fun LIBers, how bout we share some funny names we've heard over the years?
ReplyDeleteThanks Linda for reminding us that Ghana have had National Health Insurance Scheme that actually works and Nigeria is just trying to have one. Name na name afterall people change their names when they come of age. If they grow they can get reed of Erection and holyghost as a name.
ReplyDeletewell at least its better than giving your child a tribal mark...they can still change their names when they grow up but cannot remove the tribal mark
ReplyDeleteImagine when they both grow up, and ERECTION comes to ask for the hand of HOLYGHOST FIRE in marriage.
ReplyDeleteHey very funny names I tell you,had a friend those dats her name was Burubelle Abrakosa,I cant even start imagining this names,parents are just funny . Sandy berry says so.
ReplyDeleteLol..na wa for some parents sha!!!...what sort of names are these?...smh..lmao
ReplyDeleteChineke! Is it dat names are finished on earth? Or was d dad having an Er***ion @ d naming ceremony? Mk I catch my self. #SMH.... #heads2doffice
ReplyDeletelols!!! HBD to me
ReplyDeletevia official intercom
Gini Erection; why not blow-job???
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
LMSAO... them for name am cum na
ReplyDeleteHis father had "Erection" all the while he was in the womb. Lol
ReplyDeleteDafuq hahaha that erection tho
ReplyDeleteWhen i was schooling in Delsu. I have heard a lot of names like governor, commissioner, peace maker, merit etc.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was only south-south people that give child unreasonable name. Ekiti state has joined them too.
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Lol @erection.
ReplyDeletelol. my belle oo (hilarious)
ReplyDeletemen.... people should stop doing this to their kids... this is so gross
ReplyDeletethis is Hilarious, some parent should stop doing this to their wards....this is so gross
ReplyDeleteLmao Erection and Holyghost fire
ReplyDeleteDocuments like this are supposed to be private. As amusing as the names are these children's identities can be used for dubious purposes because all vital details are exposed. Please note.
ReplyDeleteThis killed me LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteLol..dose parents ehhh
ReplyDeleteVery funny man
ReplyDeletefunny names, but I notice something, at dis age, Nigeria is still using paper I.D card. na wao
ReplyDeleteYou are cordially invited to the wedding ceremony of HOLYGHOST FIRE and AWETIN ERECTION.
ReplyDeleteRSVP.
Lol parents sha, how can you name your child "erection", certainly cracked up up!!! Whizman
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