This fateful Saturday morning, as I try to conclude my washing, I hear my phone beep but I ignore thinking it must be a notification from one of these social networks.
Two hours have passed, I have had a bath, eaten and about to take a nap when my phone beeps again. ‘Nice pix cutie’, ‘kfb’ the twitter notifications read… I was surprised to have been noticed because of my lack of involvement in social networks due to my tight schedule at work… curious, I checked his profile , it read ‘My name is Greg, I work with Exxon Mobil, a Christian and I am here to make new friends’ . Few seconds later I received a direct message from Greg. I got more interested as the conversation grew.
After weeks of chatting day and night we picked a
dinner date.
Excited, I showed up in my Josie Natori dress,
Jimmy Choo shoes and Louis Vuitton purse. Greg looked like a happy groom in his
black suit. Love filled the air as the whole of the five star hotel couldn’t
contain us. Greg treated me to the best first date ever and just when I thought
we had it all together, a pregnant woman and two little girls walked towards us
screaming ‘ Daddy!’ ‘Daddy!’ The scale fell of my eyes when this woman gave me
the slap of my life calling me a husband snatcher and all sorts. She dragged
Greg by his belt and threatened to pluck out my eyes if she finds me anywhere
around her husband as they walked out of the five star hotel…
It dawned on me the whole VIP treatment, expensive
food and drinks was on me when the waiter gave me our bill of 17,450 naira.
Confused, I tried to search through my purse as if I was expecting to find
money in it, then a lady on the next table calls my attention, showing me my
Payment Card that fell out of my purse earlier. Reluctant, I picked it up but
then it struck a chord, a hotel this big should offer e-payment options and so
I asked for a POS which was promptly provided. I was relieved, I was saved.
I guess I learnt my lesson…
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110 comments:
ROTFLAO wow.....what a story!!! But then again, it pays to always move around with your vex money.
Errmmmmmmmm...... D moral lesson here is supposed to b u went on a datee wit Sum1 u met online? Or u got slapped and paid d bills ?
*Long Hiss* Linda! I thought it was something worth the read and not a silly advert.
My dear, u r lucky o... Na just slap u receive.. it could ve been acid or even send some thugs to gang rape u.. just b thankful.
Linda,you made it look like another LIBer in trouble nEeding help whereas,you just advertised for CBN!!
Go jor!!!
Aibekay
hmmmmmmmm..............
Funny story......lin na agoro isi onwe ya cus of jimmy choo shoes written there cus na wetin de like wear. Hehe!
But what else does Greg wants when he has a pregnant wife and two daughters? You are not at fault my dear but i think you should't accept to go on dates with strangers. If na assassin or kidnapper nko? Na only you waka come be that!
CoolDiva speaks!
Hmmmmmn
Captivating but not funny o
Lolsss. Linda got me here O°˚˚˚. LMAO. So all dese boils down 2 advert??? Lolssss. Interesting. Nice article.
$$k@y$$
Linda @ first I thought u were d one,in summary is ur normal gist.
Hissssss
BEAUTIFULNAIJADELTABABE... Lindus hmm cough in spanish u sure say no h u enta one chance ni lol hmmm justsayingmaownohh... via ma LATEST TECHNO PHANTOM A+
Yu will not get me this tym but i love the story though...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Loooooool Linda oooooo
Advert!
Hmmmmmn
Choiiiiii, all ds MEN ehnnn. Linda is ds real or just an advert for cashless? If ds is real, I'm still LMAO.
Cashless living * I mean.
Lool funny...but u don't jux meet dat way..
Are u sure it s not you Linda with your jimmy choo shoes
Is this an advert or smthg
Come on Linda, you don't write any article--you aggregate news. But I love your blog anyway.
There is a discrepancy in this story, you can't get a direct message from a twitter account you are not following. But linda stop piquing our interest only for it to be an advertising gag!
Lolz..I love this!
I love this packaging. Hehehehehe!
*Nita Briggz*
Lindodo, chAI!! SO NA SUPER STORY AND MEANS FR ADVERT....OK
Nice one Linda dear!
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Lmfao..serves u right..u are even lucky he didn't get the cookie from ur cookie jar...
~MR EDDY~says so via www.facebook.com/eddywhiz
Bia, Linda is ds an advert or wot? Funny sha, it a lesson to chicks going out wit any guy they mEet on social nrtwrk
Lol linda not again...POS advert ni...
Are you a learner, what kind of story is this one, walahi tolahi you de lie.
oooops! she narrowly escape greater disgrace. Thanks to cashless living. lucky you
Lol nice story and also great advert
Looolz but it wasn't all your fault fear (writer) you are just a good woman with a nice heart,open to true friendship that may lead to endearing love. You're not a runs girl,you are an independent woman.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
All these slaps on top cashless policy yea!?!
Aunty Linda dis is getting too much biko wetin na? Hw much dem pay u 2 do us like dis lol They really got me
i can't help buh hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#
Is this some sort of advert?lol
Linda you've come again. Funny thing is I keep falling. #LessonLearnt.
So is all abt cashless advert. .lol. LINDA
What lesson is that? Dont date? Or ask if he is married on d 1st date. How wud u hv known Christ
Damn!I can't imagine
Oh no...lol
Loool..nice one..linda we knw say no be u, bt dia is lil probability say na u sha..lool.....................#King
ewo!!!!!
Lol. All that story for cashless living. Well played.
Nice advert....lol
Lol... Is this an advert for cashless spending... Cool sha
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
ok casheless living, we haff hear naa
hahahahahaha u got me. Linda dis is not fair to ya fans abroad naa, we already live by POS, so we dunt need the advert. anyways, its funny. lmao
1 chance
Lol
Hian!
This is a story coined from "Daddy's little girls" just to market a product. Una try.
what a way to advertise! nice one! u got our attention though, u know we like stories, lies or truth anyhow una try.
K
If you want to learn about cashless living, come and ask me. I have been cashless for several years now. Please I need cash right now. I am tired of being cashless. Neither do I want to live a cashless life.
Fake story. 4 advert---C21
Sweetheart,it was u say d truth I won't tel any1 I promise. Lol! Bt e don b 4 dat girl oh! Chai! 17k 4 hot evenin witout plannin or budgetin 4 it.
Na cashless billing u learn about, u no learn about not going on dates with men u meet on social network? Next time na water laced with acid dem go pour for ur face!
Scene from American Movies called Daddy's Girl,lol FAKE STORY
A very good experience,keep it up
Hehehehe......Men ooo, make una take time ooooooo!!!!
But during ur conversation u didn't ask him if he was married. Well obviously HE WLD HV STILL LIED.
What watching too much of Nolllywood movies can cause though....
~~Success Has No Limitations~~
Lol! Linda please stop this!
Stop this abuse of story telling for PR, its screwing with me.
That was Ogidigbocious.Actually, some naija guys could arrange such pranks with their fun seeking girls at the expense of the victim! - O.I.O
So hilarious and educative aswell
I can't stop laughing! somebody should come nd hold me ooo
Chai!!
Linda!!
All these write up just for cashless living
What kind of stupid advert is this?
Linda! Linda, Linda. how many times I take call you? Deiris godwoo. -_-
and the lesson is??
Hilarous,very funny.
hehehehehe.... u atch my attention with dis again. nice 1
Ready Made Man can also be ready made trouble.....ladies beware!!! But it doesn't mean all the rich guys are taken or irresponsible.
What lesson exactly did u learn?? To not fall for a man again bcus one lied to u? Or to always tell ur date to pay in advance?
mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wow!! Nice one. This is the best Ad I have read in a very very long while...
Na for person wey get money for account na. Anyway, nice story
WHAT IF SHE HAD NO CASH IN HER ACCT, DAT CUD HAVE JUST BEEN A SCAM BTW D 2, MAYBE DEY GO AROUND SCAMMING PIPS LIKE DAT 4 FREE FOOD. DIS IS NAIJA ANYTIN CAN HAPPEN. Y DIDNT HE PAY B4 LEAVING D RESTAURANT? ALARORO.
Ehyah, sorry o. An experience you will never forget.
Both
Like the idea, tell us more about cashless policy than the story line itself. Bravo !
" just when I thought we had it all together, a pregnant woman and two little girls walked towards us screaming ‘ Daddy!’ ‘Daddy!’ The scale fell of my eyes when this woman gave me the slap of my life calling me a husband snatcher and all sorts. She dragged Greg by his belt and threatened to pluck out my eyes if she finds me anywhere around her husband as they walked out of the five star hotel…"
Laf don finish me.... Linda sorry ya own
That is why ur still a toodler. Fag of life..
Linda Ikeji. i laughed sooooo hard believe me..hehehehehe..Ladies when you go out always order what you can afford!..hahahahahahaha...
When you acquire more education and make solid plans for your future, then come back here. You''ll understand better. A word is enough for the wise, Onyx Godwin, don't visit blogs all day. Register for GCE and JAMB and concentrate on your studies so your can have a solid future.
Lol
So funny some ppl still don't get the drift
Or perhaps, yall should concentrate on ur own obviously-miserable lives and not come out her to cyber bully others.its a blog freefor everyone. Linda I don't think u should allow ppl like these post things up on ur blog. Its completely wrong.
Knew it was an ad.... oh Linda they must b paying you loads for this
As in eh! Vex money dey very necessary indeed.
Guy, it's possible she didn't know of his existence. I don't know everyone that's following me. Normal thing no be follow and mention for follow back? It might be what happened and the guy suddenly remembered her that day.
U r nt getting d joke right all na advertising JaRed.
The story really caught me, only to know its just an advert.
Cashless banking.
Cashless banking.
Cashless banking.
Gbemi.. Two things are involved. It's either you Gay or an imposter.
Cashless banking. . D world has changed
Thank God for her life.
Olodo Godwin.Lolz
D man's wife might b an accomplice
gbemi need to shut the fuck up! like you and Onyx need to have a seat. y'all full of shit! these blog ain't for children. Onyx need to register for jamb and pass his aptitude test or common entrance whichever!!! child needs to focus on his education b4 blogging.
Now bye!
y u self follow baba chichi on a dinner date
Woww Linda what a nice way to advertise babe u got it love u
Sounds like a scene from the movie, 'daddy's girl'
Na diz kind matter vex money dey show e self
I swr ...me too
ole olojukokoro oniranu somebody. next time when you are going out with a stranger make sure that you order something that you can afford to pay just in case he does a runner gorritt. mschew hope other ole olojukokoro gurls would learn from your story. alatenuje
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