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Sunday, 2 September 2012

Man caught at MMIA with cocaine in roasted chicken

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), yesterday arrested a man named Vincent Chinweuwa, for allegedly smuggling 2.655kg of cocaine hidden inside roasted chicken at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos.

Vincent arrived MMIA on a Turkish Airline flight from Sao Paulo, Brazil.

Chinweuwa (pictured above with chicken..hehe) said it took him three days to pack the cocaine inside the roasted chicken and was surprised that he was caught. Chinweuwa has been living in Brazil since 2006.

102 comments:

Kemi said...

*Holds Laff* na real wa! The extent people will go.. Ro what? LOOOL

Anonymous said...

See package oooo and yet he was caught.

Anonymous said...

Funny wat pple cn do for money....

Blunt Queen said...

Igbos.......so innovative!! I just wish they used it +positively.

Anonymous said...

He will soon come up with a sob story.

Unknown said...

Good for him.

Unknown said...

Na WA o..

Anonymous said...

Chinweuwa,those yoruba ndlea 4 airport dey use juju nau,chai bad market

Anonymous said...

"Surprised he was caught"...like wtf??!!

Anonymous said...

Lmfao!

Morlard said...

LmAO!!!!!!!!!!! shET!!!! Lili , Yur Blog don turn comedy

Anonymous said...

Bad image for we nigerians!

Anonymous said...

Oga gidigan oooooo

Anonymous said...

Chue! Check out hw much dat man don luz naa... All doz airport pple no dey even rizin dat guy investmts sef.

Anonymous said...

Oga gidigan ooooo

Anonymous said...

those chicken look really hungry. i thought brail was a developed economy. or is it the type of chicken a poor naija man in brail has access to?

btw the guy lucked out big time

Bubble gum said...

chinekem oh! the love of money chai!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaahaha!!!!!

Warri Girl said...

Na wa, new methods of smuggling every day.

Warri Girl

Anonymous said...

I wish it went through, imagine how much he's gonna make outta it.smh.

Unknown said...

proverty proverty how many times i call u...... hain do not near me ooo see wat u haff caused.... sha i sympatize with this dude next time will b beta

Anonymous said...

Is still beta than stealinG

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the movie SAVAGES,that was shot in brazil abt cocaine dealers. Lmao.

Anonymous said...

LOOL!! Its funny d xtent ppl risk demsleves 4 mny,serves him right!!

Anonymous said...

All these stupid Ibo boys

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Very creative ndi igbo kwenu! Laff wan remove my waist. Chai, lmao @ hungry chicken.u cnt b d death of me

Deinma said...

Anon 8:57 Abi ur keypad no get z?

Anonymous said...

Sharap ur mouth dia, wch one is ibos? Dnt yorubaz or other tribes smuggle drugs? U so lame bringing tribe into dis! Ode oshi.

Anonymous said...

My guy! U tink say u wise bt see am now, see wia u put urself.... Haba back 2 square 1

Deinma said...

Anon 8:57 Abi ur keypad no get z?

Anonymous said...

Lolzzzzz... Shake my breast seriously... Mumu

Anonymous said...

Kako bi chicken

Anonymous said...

The essence of using the chicken is to suffocate the smell of the cocaine from detection by dogs at the airport, even at his destination. But unfortunately for him scanning detected it.

Anonymous said...

ONOME says......
Lollllllzzzzzz
We live and learn.inside chicken again???
Foolish boy.

Anonymous said...

Linda, I tire for these your brothers! The immigration officers are not wizards o, they use simple Psycology. Why would anyone bring roasted chicken into Naija from Brazil, when the thing full here like water? Almost every trader pushes drugs these days

Anonymous said...

He already did. Its in the papers. He blamed the usual culprit: POVERTY. SMH

silknsteel said...

Lwkmd.... chei na wa o talk of a creative thinker. Bt how dem take catch am nau eh?

Anonymous said...

Taa sharrap dere. . . Mugu 2kobo. Which wan Ʋ b? Bloody Lame poverty stricken fake nigerian

Anonymous said...

This kinda ppl wud make dem lay stricter rules on travelling with food items.
Ewu!

Unknown said...

Na wa o wetin we no go hear for Nigeria. Poverty is seriously bad God help Nigeria

Anonymous said...

Igbos and money making.most bad news must carry chukwu something.na wa she

Sabi Guy said...

I think it was a very dumb idea even for a drug smuggler.why will u b bringing roasted chicken from brazil,dat shld set off d alarm bells even for d untrained.I guess his jazz man gave him d wrong Jazz...LOL

Anonymous said...

I no fit shout i swear.. Been laffing my heart out here.. Omo ibo dey try ooo.. Never thot of dis method..heehhehee i no b drug dealer oo..lolzz

Anonymous said...

Imagine getting high on roasted Chicken....

Anonymous said...

When will pple learn...smh
Tosin

Blunt Queen said...

Lol ! take a survey. 90% of drug traffickers that have been caught are igbos! Its in their blood the quest for fast money... Hehehehe

Anonymous said...

Dumb smuggler! Yoruba mumu!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous surely u r not serious. Smh... How can drug pushing be better than stealing? I'm sure you or someone u know is an armed robber.

cocolette said...

Rili? Enlighten me please...

Anonymous said...

How come he was able to board a plane in brazil without being caught,after they will say our airports aren't safe.sorry 4his loss thou.Anny

Anonymous said...

Cocaine in roasted chicken, sounds more like a new innovation especially in d fast food arena. Na so sharwama take start o, hot dog, meat pie abi meat pile (by mr.biggs). Honestly I tink d guy deserves a round of applause 4 being so ??? Someone help fill d gap...mstchew!

Anonymous said...

Shut up bitch

Anonymous said...

My dear it's ROAST chicken nothing like ROASTED Chicken..Pls inform your readers correctly.

Cheers
London

Anonymous said...

@Anon 9.24 u r silly for calling igbo boys stupid.u r not educated at all.

Anonymous said...

Cocaine must be really selling in Nigerian o cos this by any means necessary get the drugs into 9ja approach n u wonder why d youth are so bad these days a lot of them hv money but nothing positive to do with it and start taking drugs. I hv a girlfriend that went to a party on d island unknown to her the drink had cocaine in it. She started feeling funny she described it like this " i felt lon top of the world cld do no wrong n if i did i cld get away with it" thats how it started n she spiral out of control She started spending her money on drugs and sleeping with her drug dealer for drugs.These drug dealers prey on innocent victims with a lot of cash to burn n clean u out for all u've got. This babe told me cocaine was 300k I remembered screaming my lungs out 300k for drugs explains why the are so desperate to smuggle them in. NDLEA pls show no mercy to the culprits they are nuisance to the society. A word of warning dnt drink anything they give u.

Anonymous said...

Yes checkpoints immigrations orr what have you def use juju. I hve 3d eyes so I felt them scanning me while we chatted and I just laughed at them. They also monitor ppl before u even check in..noting movements

Anonymous said...

#juststaring#
the ingenuity of our people amazes me!

Anonymous said...

@blunt Queen God purnish ur mouth 4dier,bitch

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm

Anonymous said...

Gbbaam! Is as easy as dat.the retard said he Was surprised they got him after spendin threee dayz to wrap,while it takes 3seconds to figure it out.he shld b surpried at his stupidity nw

Anonymous said...

Ooooo shut up,at least the Ibos are hustlers,not like the Lazy yorubas

Anonymous said...

Hei hold it there, talk about yourself here not tribe ok idiot.

Anonymous said...

cocaine stuffed in roasted chicken! sounds like a cuisine to me...lol

Anonymous said...

Nothing funny about drugs..the extent of damage it causes is unimaginable!!..very happy he got caught..lives would be saved..vanity vanity..big boy by any means neccesary!!

Anonymous said...

I do not get why would you bring drugs into naija, And do they scan your bags at naiija now when u arriving. Do not believe this story

Anonymous said...

Ibos! If dem d follow chop nija oil money lik other tribes, maybe dem no take such risk.

Anonymous said...

Ode! Go nd do ur own tooo so u gt caught jor

Anonymous said...

Oga na pRoverty abi na poverty? 0_o

Unknown said...

Hope dey don book in selfcon 4 prison. DESpIRADO!

Unknown said...

so wetin Brazilian drug agency nor see, na Nigerian drug agency come see am! well that means say NDLEA dey work well be that na!

Anonymous said...

Queen shame on u plz stop bringin tribal matter in2 dis case, cuz evri tribe is doin it k

Anonymous said...

Igbos are great people and very creative. So its not only igbos that are criminals...the problem is that some of us just like giving igbos bad name. First, some of us go kill fine girl wey come hustle for lagos because of money (via facebook) now this one! If una be igbo and dey read this things make una dey think. And na we come dey go church pass! Very sad.

BLOGBABY said...

lekwa nu creativity gone wrong!!! odiegwu really!

Anonymous said...

shrt d hell up if u don't kn wat to write.ewu Gambia

Anonymous said...

hey so i wont be able to carry roasted chicken to travel. hey chineke. chinweuwa why na.ewo chim.LOL

Anonymous said...

many of we Nigerians live a secret life's,is unfortunate that he was caught,i pray next time he will succeed,Why Nigerians no go they Ursul to make money when our governmant no dy try.the rich keep being rich and poor keep getting poorer .

Anonymous said...

many of we Nigerians live a secret life's,is unfortunate that he was caught,i pray next time he will succeed,Why Nigerians no go they Ursul to make money when our governmant no dy try.the rich keep being rich and poor keep getting poorer .

Anonymous said...

many of we Nigerians live a secret life's,is unfortunate that he was caught,i pray next time he will succeed,Why Nigerians no go they Ursul to make money when our governmant no dy try.the rich keep being rich and poor keep getting poorer .

Anonymous said...

Hey u wey dey tell ppl 2 sharap each time the mention ibos.if u like go hang us sef 4 high tension wire.ibos comit crime more than any oda tribe.yeye thief thief ppl.wanting 2 make it by all means. mtchweeeeeee

Anonymous said...

Take it easy on her girl. Ibos r very industrious, its obvious but wen it comes 2 wanting 2 impress, d desperation can really push any1 2 do sum tins dat leads 2 regret. Ibo's keep makin d headlines on dis money related crimes, d yorubas-juju related tins n d hausas- religious related. Its just a simple indication dat ur one of d major tribes its not an insult. Evry body else does all of d above. But its peculiar 2 d above tribes cos of d majority factor n value systems of each.

Anonymous said...

Honey, u may not kno dis but look around ya. How do u want d filthy rich kids of embezzlers of our public funds 2 spend money stashed away 2 take care of d next 50 generations? It has 2 go, 300 grand at a time. There's so much. I just feel sad 4 d average or even poor ones who follow join 2 dey take dis kin tin. 4 1 ur parents may not b able 2 force u 2 or afford rehab, 2, na d poor dey always end up 2 sleep around in excahange 4 d drug. Its sad.

Anonymous said...

at this point, i give kudos to NDLEA and job well done to Mr. Vin

Anonymous said...

Take it easy on her girl. Ibos r very industrious, its obvious but wen it comes 2 wanting 2 impress, d desperation can really push any1 2 do sum tins dat leads 2 regret. Ibo's keep makin d headlines on dis money related crimes, d yorubas-juju related tins n d hausas- religious related. Its just a simple indication dat ur one of d major tribes its not an insult. Evry body else does all of d above. But its peculiar 2 d above tribes cos of d majority factor n value systems of each.

Anonymous said...

=)) =))º°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚ @ the comments here. Linda you too much sha! Your fans can be very funny.

This guy sha smart but job don knock. Kai! Who knows how much he has put into this business venture. =)) =))º°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚. Ndo nna. Its one of those bad side of this ya bizness ooo *in a thick igbo accent* try again next time. S

Anonymous said...

Like say d guy succeed now,all of una wey dey call am "Roasted Chiken" Instead of "Roast Chicken" 4 dey hail am as Big Boy! Umu Ewu!

Anonymous said...

abeg dealing drugs is no big deal ... Life is all about taking risk , if u get caught u face d muzik ... If u succeed u live big, i rather deal drug and get caught or even die than live a poor man , there is no dignity in poverty... See all dis stupid gals abusing d guy ... If he wasnt caught u r still d same pple dat will call him big boy ... Gals r d root of all men's evil ... Behind every criminal there is a gal

Anonymous said...

Kai guy, you D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ make brain seriously. =)) =))º°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚ bad market o. S

Anonymous said...

=)) =))º°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚ @ the comments here. Linda you too much sha! Your fans can be very funny.

This guy sha smart but job don knock. Kai! Who knows how much he has put into this business venture. =)) =))º°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚. Ndo nna. Its one of those bad side of this ya bizness ooo *in a thick igbo accent* try again next time. S

Alicia says... said...

I guess your politicians are all Igbo. You are the problem with Nigeria

Anonymous said...

So why is no one talking about how he made it past at least one other international airport without getting caught? You won't hear this one in international news. Nigeria has many issues but sometimes we don't get credit when it's due. The guy sef is daft. These drug guys don't mess around once they hear you're coming in from Brazil. When will people learn?

Anonymous said...

Lwtmb. Bt "Brail" is cuter na. lol

oyinda said...

Shaaarap jor!!!! Its roasted chicken o noin like roast chicken....idiata oshi besides u must b related to d culprit una mumu alike

Anonymous said...

Check out how much he lost or how many drug addicts have been saved from cocaine overdose????

Anonymous said...

Now who's the roasted chicken??..as for u thinking of smuggling drugs..when dem show u about to be executed in China or beheaded in Saudi..LIB blogers won't show mercy oh!!..no honour in poverty..lazy bastard go find work..na men like u Linda dey run from!!

Anonymous said...

You mean "Brazil"! And u misspelled it twice! SMH

Anonymous said...

Savages wasn't shot in Brazil!!! It was shot in California and Indonesia!! Get your facts straight!

Anonymous said...

Lol!!! Tell am ooo

Anonymous said...

I had my first chuckle of the day when I read about it! Even posted it on my Facebook.

FUUUUUNNY!

Can you believe the creativity?!?!?!??? How does anyone come up with something like this? Not even in the movies oo!




***Lush

Anonymous said...

Alicia thunder fia u there idiot!

Anonymous said...

Useless tribalists! Igbo ppl r d jews of africa.Prosperity all d way.Mumu ppl!

Anonymous said...

'Igbos are the problem', 'ofe mmanu is the issue', 'northerners are the problem'. Almost 60 years along the line and you all still sound like your grandparents. Grow up and face the fact that we need to start making positive changes in our lives and let these changes spread to how we treat others. That's when you'll see development. Nonsense. Name one tribalistic country that's great. The truly great countries have learnt how to defend their country united against others. You think Americans don't have cultural divisions too? But you won't know it from the way they have made sure they are portrayed internationally. The people looting in this country are coming together from different tribes to hold nightly meetings, laugh at you all, and in the break of day scream tribalistic comments and you too will follow and chop *hiss* Idiots. Alicia and co, please find passport to Cotonou and stay there if you're tired of seeing igbos. We're all Nigerian and if you can't deal with it, get the bloody hell out.

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