I get it. Kim Kardashian divorced Kris Humphries because he wasn't black. Kris was "half the man" she wanted, expected and deserverved. I don't blame her for kissing him out of her life. Satisfaction is everything. She couldn't get enough satisfaction. kris wasn't endowed like a Blackman. Kim's next man would be a Blackman - someone like Will Smith - a Blackman with a big GUN in his pants. White women like that. Once a white woman goes "black", she can't go "back".
Yeah naija comedians should pay attention...there are so many things they can joke about as opposed to their one man stand up dry shows. I love kim, Kris and Bruce. Too funny looool
@Annonymous November 7, 2011 5:21 PM - Please spare me with that 'Once you go Black Bullshit....What do we have sef? You never see white dude wey carry hammer?Siddon there. The only reason white babes go after Black dudes, is just the excitement....Yes, the excitement of a white lady fucking a black dude and the maaaaad excitement of a black dude doing same to a white lady.As you can see, the excitement is way much higher with blacks...Once they see oyibo,prik go just stand....In short, we blacks no get spec....We chook anything chookable...slim,tall,fat..even for armpit sef, we chook.Why oyibo no go dey craze for us... We blacks too like chooku chooku. While your mates are busy designing innovative products, una dey busy dey born up and down dey go....It's worse among the Yorubas....everywhere for UK, one Yoruba man get more than 12 women for different borough....Sunny Ade and CO.
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hahahah damn funny!
I get it. Kim Kardashian divorced Kris Humphries because he wasn't black. Kris was "half the man" she wanted, expected and deserverved. I don't blame her for kissing him out of her life. Satisfaction is everything. She couldn't get enough satisfaction. kris wasn't endowed like a Blackman. Kim's next man would be a Blackman - someone like Will Smith - a Blackman with a big GUN in his pants. White women like that. Once a white woman goes "black", she can't go "back".
I have never laughed so hard in a long while. The impersonation was on point, especially the Kris jenner and Kim characters.
Hilarious!!!
It's funny as sh*t. Naija comedians take note.
Yeah naija comedians should pay attention...there are so many things they can joke about as opposed to their one man stand up dry shows. I love kim, Kris and Bruce. Too funny looool
LDTMB!!!
@Annonymous November 7, 2011 5:21 PM - Please spare me with that 'Once you go Black Bullshit....What do we have sef? You never see white dude wey carry hammer?Siddon there. The only reason white babes go after Black dudes, is just the excitement....Yes, the excitement of a white lady fucking a black dude and the maaaaad excitement of a black dude doing same to a white lady.As you can see, the excitement is way much higher with blacks...Once they see oyibo,prik go just stand....In short, we blacks no get spec....We chook anything chookable...slim,tall,fat..even for armpit sef, we chook.Why oyibo no go dey craze for us...
We blacks too like chooku chooku. While your mates are busy designing innovative products, una dey busy dey born up and down dey go....It's worse among the Yorubas....everywhere for UK, one Yoruba man get more than 12 women for different borough....Sunny Ade and CO.
linda if E! catch you for copying their show to d public without right na you know oooo
hehehehehee ur hand dey shake sef
LMAO!!! I love my SNL peeps. kristin Stewart is always on point. Shes the best thingf to happen to SNL since Tina Fey and Amy Phoeler
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