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Monday, 23 April 2007

WORDS WOMEN USE!!!

This is to give women a good laugh and to warn men about future arguments they can avoid if they remember these terminologies.

Words women use and what they really mean.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when u will pay for your mistake.

FIVE MINUTES: If a woman is getting dressed (this is half an hour), 5minutes is only 5 minutes if the man has just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game. Once she's ready your 5 minutes is up.

NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means 'something', and u should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in 'Fine'.

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and need men to shut up.

GO AHEAD:This is a dare not a permission. Don't do it!

LOUD SIGH: This is actually not a word, but it's a non-verbal statement often understood by men. A 'loud sigh' means she thinks u are an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time and arguing with you over nothing.

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it. Just say you are welcome!

WHATEVER: That's a woman's way of saying F**K YOU!!

I'm sure some of you men have learnt a thing or two from this.

I got this from my sis blog. You guys need to go check out more stuff at veraikeji.blogspot.com. Ciao!!!

2 comments:

Meadows j. said...

THATS SOOO ME LINDA.I TAKE AGES TO GET MY HAIR AND MAKE UP DONE BEFORE GOING OUT, SOMTIMES I GET CONFUSED DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR.

James said...

Absolute crap

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