Socialite,
Pretty Mike, took to Instagram minutes ago to share a ridiculous list
of requirements his future wife must have. Mike, who was arrested a few
months ago by the Lagos state Government and cautioned for putting a
leash on two women, amongst other attention seeking antics, said his
future wife must be okay with being called derogatory words by him. He
wrote:
WIFEY/SERIOUS GF application: Below r the rules/criteria in sending ur cv..
1. Please if u are a Yoruba girl n frm unilag,pls don't bother
2. if u have dated at least 2 popular yahoo guys 
🏽
3.
You must get a letter of recommendation frm at least 2 of ur exes n if
you've had just an Ex,pls support ur claim with a 11 paragraph
affidavit
4. You must have a decent job (don't be a marketer or MuA
5. Please If u have a Loud Snoring game,pls don't bother, I will hate to miss d trumpet when it sounds cause u were snoring
6. Pls if u don't knw how to use
or
u've leaking mouth(food drops frm ur mouth)we shall be having dates in
fancy restaurants,Pls I don't want to be disgraced and no I can't teach u
table manners
7. Pls if ur name is/are Bolanle,Damilola,Bisola,Olamid
8. If u have more than 1 Club owner's number #Smh
9. If u are in a Private Uni "Bu,Run,Bowen,Cu,Bells" and u are in Lag every weekend,total 4get it
10. If u r a drug addict 
11. Asides d usual pet names "baby,darling and shii" if u can't stand me calling u "ode" "my bitch" "Ewu" then don't bother
12. If u enjoy SocialMedia attention "Abeg fine urself another man"
13. Pls if u Enjoy getting High Regularly "Forget it"..Cause Na ur Type dey enjoy smoking weed while been pregnant #Sub
14. If u are not ready to cut off ur single friends that r not in a serious relationship,den I'm not ur man.
15. If u have a favorite black bra,pls stay away from me
16. If you dont squirt,please slide away
17. Pls if u are a lesbian,don't hide it from me,it's allowed as long as I can watch
18. Please if you're ugly,Biko ex,I can't stand my child being bullied 4 looking like Mr ibu 
19. My Lepa babes "Abeg Noway 4 u"
20. If you're a baby mama abeg I know do.
21. If you've done runs in Abj,Ph,Owerri and u now want Lag Husband,don't send ur cv cause our machine will detect U
22. If u can't stand me sleeping with ur nipples in my mouth,pls stay far
23. Speaking of Runs "if ur runs has taken u as far a Apapa" Forget it
24. If you're frm Benin n have been to Italy at any point in time,Biko don't apply
25. If ur r ff Bellodus,UncleBukz,Jay,Mosh,Ya
78 comments:
Hmmmmm bros u serious oooooo
Lol i actually found it more hilarious than annoying, i think he's just trying to make a joke
Very foolish man. I'm sure they've used the remaining blood in his brain to do menstruation.
He nau even mentioned my name again. Who wants to date a ghost looking man like him? Rubbish!!
This my clearly have mental illness and Nigeria police still let him off the hook, Na until he kills someone that's when Naija pple will understand how ill this man is, he needs psychiatric help, his family and relatives should act fast and get him help so that he won't end up murdering an innocent soul. Prevention is better .....
Hmmmm. O ma se o. May God forgive you and save your soul. Amen.
Haaaahaaaaa. Funny Dude
Lol..ode,ewu,okpo u no serios. This one ur doing is it not social media attention seeking? Who dey find u sef.smh
This guy should just come out as a gay that he is already...
Preety mike my man he just dissed Yoruba girls.and dissed Tonto hahaha.but serious if u meet dis guy u will love him very funny and lively
I like the squirt part
Good people of LIB, please I need your help. I am financially broke and depressed at the moment... godslove2001@yahoo.com
Lol. He will marry Virgin Mary then
... Merited happiness
Sick
The woman who ends up with this man will be very depressed and suicidal cos he is too into himself and has an unhealthy superiority complex.
He wants a slave not a wife/girlfriend.
Nama!!!!!
This one needs a good beating. Knock some sense into him
I sight your LGBT umbrella. I sorry for anyone that will marry this gay man.
Lol.
Some truth in those verses tho.
copy cat. He copied it from d Zimbabwean millionaire's requirement for a wife.D guy guy gave d list of requirement late last year.
The guy know more about ladies,alot of girls out there today re guilty of this short listed,even for village girls go fail this test
Lmao!!!! Mad man
Long live LIB
Demented animal.I strongly blame social media for this.who wants to marry an animal like u. Tufiakwa!
ROFL! Real life troll.
I can only laugh....in fact,am laughing&shitting myself...wot a joker?
Abeg guy go marry ur mama n no tell me sey she no get all dis ur qualities oo...
dat na for babes wey get ur time
Obviously his village people are after him.
He is just being funny... I don't think he actually means it.
here is how to get a big penis
Total unstable personality disorder. Unfortunately the diagnosis is not recognised in Nigeria which makes it better for him . Well we are wAtching you cos definitely you willsoon end up in court and your post will hunt you . Remember discrimination, derogatory comment, instilling hatred, internet nuisAnce . All these are punishable under the law , all are criminal offence.
He is carrying an umbrella with LGBT colors. This guy is gay, there's no doubt about that
Can't stop laughing 😅😅😅, Na ur future wife I dey feel sorry for, cos by the time una tie the knot ,she go dey receive congratulatory messages like , congratulations bitch ! Happy married life Ewu😄 ..I trust my Naija people to keep the list wait u for their library.
Joker of the century. Suck ur balls nigga
Na waoh oo!! Are u for real Pretty Mike!!! My suspicion is dat u may want to try out comedy as a career but u ain't so sure u will do well,hence all dis drama. U are testing d waters to get feedback. If dats d case,i applaud ur strategy. Otherwise!!! u need a psychiatrist,ASAP, cos u may be loosing it.
Bet he got his rainbow umbrella from the last Mardi Gras
He's a club owner who must have seen a lot of the shit girls do,notice how he's being very specific
You don't deserve a wife. You are not qualify.
Na craze don start for you so. Even with you wealth, you can not get any wife
It's hilarious and silly. And what does he offer? That silly white outfit???
'if you have a favourite black bra, Pls stay away from me.LOL
Machine detector' LWKMD
Your mama no train u well, Ode
Lol one with his own problem
Clearly u r looking for bobrisky naaaa just tell us jor
Funy dude....
That favorite black bra tho lol 😂😂😂
Attention seeker
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He is a gay... see the color of the umbrella, see his comment on lesbian..
Lol....This cracked me up so bad...From No. 15 to 25 was so hilarious...Thank God he now has machines to detect runs girls sha!!Watching the lesbians is quite disturbing to me though, especially when it's your wife doing such.
THAT GOAT MUST BE REALLY FULL OF HIM SELF SHA..EWU SENIOR
Attention seeker.
Even if he is gay or heterosexual his sight disgust me! Tueh!! May God help his parents. I hope. He doesn't give them a heart attack. Not a son but a waste product!
Lol..you've just dissed Bisola of BBNAIJA
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Any girl that would suit pretty mike's criteria would also have a criteria of her own.....like....
If u have had sex with more than 10 different girls, dont bother.
If u don't have a respectable source of income like....medicine, engineering, law, or u don't have a masters, doctorate or u r nt in d board of directors in a reputable financial institution....look d other way.
If u r too flashy and so full of yourself, Nada.
If u have being a source of embarrassment to urself in public/internet bros no worry....etc.
I am sure he won't meet her criteria too....
Guy, u can't plant yam nd reap okro naa, haba!
U'll certainly end up with a bitch a Buffon like u deserve.
Lmao.
Any woman that marries you is all you intend to call her joined together.
Want another girl on a psychco leash,mike mike,hian
The! Guy is sick and only a sick person would marry him.
Lolz i enjoyed reading the write up just like i love joro's own. Strictly for fun and entertainment not like i take you guys serious. Nice write up.
Lol. Nice one. Linda, U won't let pretty mike be until it turns to another Wizkid Vs Linda tale. I really enjoy d humour. D sub is on Kokolet. 😂😂😂
U r my Hero bro...
I wish u can meet so u teach me more as ur side kick
JUS SEE DS MAD MAN!
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
Yes i found it hilarious too..But then jokes apart, just negodu nu nwa ochicha (cockroach) giving us list of his wife's requirements when we all know he receives tru ike ñsi .. which sane woman want him anyway. Him and his bae bobrisky should go and hug transformer...
funny dude
funny dude
he's just being funny>>lol, right? right?
Sub is for Tonto 'KingKong' Churchill nee Dické
Chai, babe, u harsh o. Lmao.
From President of Association of the Mentally ill
WHAT A BEAST.
LET HIM TAKE SOME LESSONS AND OBSERVE COUPLES WHO HAVE STAYED LONG IN MARRIAGE.
THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT INGREDIENT IS MISSING FROM THEIRS.
I think this guy needs a serious psychiatrist examination. His case is getting out of hand.
Funny enough women of nowadays are problems
This man is seriously seeking attention
And some stupid Bitch would go and apply now... Girls Eeh Na we dey do ourselves!
This man is seriously seeking attention
Attention seeking.
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im just wondering who gave birth to this thing. cant even be called an animal cos animals don't treat their females this way. ur mom..i pity her. attention seeking or not, this fool needs a beating
He must be fucking ur ass too, second Bobrisky
Sadly for him I meet all the requirements, even better, but i've been married since my teens
Obviously
And the LGBT umbrella
The guy is simply saying dt, he doesn't want a woman in his life. Period. Dont we get it?
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