And Upcoming Artistes, pls b4 U design Ur entire bodies wt tattoos, wait to Blow first... xo dat U can at least see an office job if you don't eventually Blow! * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *
When By The End Of This Year Linda Says "To My Lovely L.I.B Readers I Regret To Say That This Year Market Was Not Good, And As A Result The Initially Promised 100k Will Be Postponed To Next Year, Thanks For Your Understanding". Here Is The List of People Who Will Faint.
1. Royal Priesthood: Comments a minimum of 5 times on a post on her bad day. On her good day could do well over 10times. And painfully to other readers, repeats the same comment over and over again for every other post, that you would think she was a robot and not forgetting being Infected with a disease called notice-me-syndrome which surpasses that of any other liber, that makes her want to be first to comment. Most importantly tries to be over nice like she is a saint even to the extent of preaching but with some other comments you begin to question her faith! Word has it that she believes Linda could multiply the money by the number of comments at the end of the year!
2. Juliet Iwuno : Comments once when she is sober, but when drunk on what we are yet to find out, she could comment close to 5times per post. She once made a statement about how her account was being used by someone else to post bad comments, but recent posts from her, show that she might actually have been the one all along, she only changed strategy when she must have heard Linda could minus some money from bad comments! Ps: If you think she is not that desperate the "Linda take note" phrase will convince you better. In anycase she doesn't win this money Linda beef up security from December till February next year, cause she could ask you for that money at gun point!
3.Wilhemina Moses: Could be a he might even really be a she but one thing is sure she is badly in need of this cash. While she bothers herself not, with multiple comments (to fool you into thinking that she is not desperate about 100k) there is room to believe that her Christmas budget already includes this yet to be collected money. Word has it that she speaks igbo half the time to codedly beg Linda(who is also ibo speaking) to consider giving her 10k even if she doesn't qualify for 100! May I add that she is nursing the ambition and dream of becoming the first female president of Igbo Libers Association!
Mumu, even if he does his advising u fools not to do the same. Oya ona don hear? Some will even be speaking like oyibo forgetting say dem never reach local airport sef.
I still don't get how people live fake life. Being a wannabe is the greatest injustice u can do to ursef or trying to please people. Time always tell. Also is engaging in vice as a source of inspiration is just plain BS. Such people tend to phase out as new phase emerges. Hardwork with is (pain) is timeless while taking cocaine et al to achieve same result is time bound. Thanks to Collins. Let those wey get ear hear o
Lmao. True talk don. I know one Lj saviour community musician. 5k he no get but everyday singing about chics and chains and money. Him don carry tattoo full him body and dirty braids posing in his father's backyard caption chilling in ma crib for a man of 30 years going around saying do you know who I am. Even for ur local govt they don't know these artists but you're bragging ahead of time. Faith is good sha. Thank u don. Hope all this mumus are reading
I swear I was just thinking the same, I have seen videos and pictures of him smoking, I get his point but him saying he nvr did, why lie. We all know you do there's even a compiled list of Naija celeb Mj smokers
So true Don Jay,very intelligent,not just for upcoming artists but for all of us.If u apply this in your daily lives,u can never fail,the part he said 'LindaIkeji is real' got me laughing out loud,thanks don baba. Linda look alike
God bless you Don Jazzy na you get sense pass, all u said is true!!! If only they know that fame doesn't last forever, they can ask d likes of Celine Dion&co, u can't sing forever. Women, money&fame can lead to a man's destruction. Yes Oooo tithe(give to God what belongs to Him)&taxes is very important(give to Cesar what belongs to Cesar). Now I see why the artists under Don Jazzy are REASONABLE. Respect to Tubaba always.
#whenyoublow to the point you have your own company carry your number 1 along /@burnaboy take note dont be scream Ateam with them s/a boyz that dont know your journey /leriq doing well now thank God, those nicca olace their shit on hold to fuxx with you.
Bia@ king of kings,make e dey cry b4? U wen keep face like strong shet,how e take done help you. Keep hating,Don J no be ur level. Sadist. # youngboinono#
They will move to lekki and pay rent in millions, dem no get even one small half plot for ikorodu. All of dem one drive range....why stay in an apartment of 1M and above when u can even get a mortgage. ..na wa ooooo. Common sense no common. Fakelife. Com Long Hissss
I hated Don Jazzy after his fall out with Dbanj, but this guy is truly wise. I particularly love the "Tithe/Taxes very important" and "Respect the legend 2faceIdibia".. Thumbs up Don and never lose your thinking cap!
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Ochaka!
Nice one don baba j
Gbam!
Don jazzy too wise abeg.
Well said.To whom it may concern,take note!
The lekki part touched me. That's how this artist cme beggng davido money for rent. I wont mention his name
When a boss speaks, pls take it seriously
Noted.
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Good one d Don.....
The advice are Ok tho
*cute bree*
Gbamm!!!!nice writeup@donjazzy....
...Am gettin dere...
Don baba please tell them o....a word is enough for the wise!
Especially the weed part. Plus you don't need to buy a hover board and disturb people in shopping malls.
After you will be forming humble. These tweets just signifies his proud side.
That weed smoking is most their problems! And secondly, spirit of moving to lekki! Lol
Tell'em... Especially the stupid upcoming ones with just one semi-hit track
Well done bro
Sure Boss
A word is enough for d wise! Kudos Don!
And Upcoming Artistes, pls b4 U design Ur entire bodies wt tattoos, wait to Blow first... xo dat U can at least see an office job if you don't eventually Blow!
* * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *
Great advise
Truth talk.. Why stay in Lekki struggling for ends meet? Why say I am a celeb after just a track struggling to get anotger hit? True talk Don Baba J
Tell them.
***ECHOMASS***
Nice one!
ckjacob.blogspot.com
Well done bro. God bless you for this advice, I hope all learn from it. Not just up and coming artiste. General rule for success. Thumbs up!
Hmmmm
Food for thought
Fact!
#Gbam
My nigga!
When By The End Of This Year Linda Says "To My Lovely L.I.B Readers I Regret To Say That This Year Market Was Not Good, And As A Result The Initially Promised 100k Will Be Postponed To Next Year, Thanks For Your Understanding". Here Is The List of People Who Will Faint.
1. Royal Priesthood: Comments a minimum of 5 times on a post on her bad day. On her good day could do well over 10times. And painfully to other readers, repeats the same comment over and over again for every other post, that you would think she was a robot and not forgetting being Infected with a disease called notice-me-syndrome which surpasses that of any other liber, that makes her want to be first to comment. Most importantly tries to be over nice like she is a saint even to the extent of preaching but with some other comments you begin to question her faith! Word has it that she believes Linda could multiply the money by the number of comments at the end of the year!
2. Juliet Iwuno : Comments once when she is sober, but when drunk on what we are yet to find out, she could comment close to 5times per post. She once made a statement about how her account was being used by someone else to post bad comments, but recent posts from her, show that she might actually have been the one all along, she only changed strategy when she must
have heard Linda could minus some money from bad comments! Ps: If you think she is not that desperate the "Linda take note" phrase will convince you better. In anycase she doesn't win this money Linda beef up security from December till February next year, cause she could ask you for that money at gun point!
3.Wilhemina Moses: Could be a he might even really be a she but one thing is sure she is badly in need of this cash. While she bothers herself not, with multiple comments (to fool you into thinking that she is not desperate about 100k) there is room to believe that her Christmas budget already includes this yet to be collected money. Word has it that she speaks igbo half the time to codedly beg Linda(who is also ibo speaking) to consider giving her 10k even if she doesn't qualify for 100! May I add that she is nursing the ambition and dream of becoming the first female president of Igbo Libers Association!
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That lekki part, Don please open more worm cans
Davido's Driver, wetin happen na? U don dey com out last for commenting nw o
Don Jazzy doesn't some weed that's like saying ini edo doesn't Fuck for money
True talk.
That's super true.
Hhahahhah make sense die
awww, he's such a good mentor
So true
#word#
Well said.
#Fact# Esp the Lekki part
Is Don Jazzy Again! He nailed it. Especially that lindaikeji is real. Hehehe. I
Hey where are u from u mean u can't read and understand simple English Omo na wah for u oh
Lekki fever dey worry every lagosian now ..A beg u don't have to move to lekki it's not by force oooo
Hahahahahaha @lindaikeji is real. The fear of Aunty Linda is the beginning of wisdom
Hahaha seriously!
Go through the tweets again..... It's an advice.
D lindaikeji part got me cracked up
Mumu, even if he does his advising u fools not to do the same. Oya ona don hear? Some will even be speaking like oyibo forgetting say dem never reach local airport sef.
HOL
Julie baby. I am writing my masters degree project. Will be done in two weeks. Thanks for checking
Well true but don jazzy act ur age and stop being an old fool. Always laughing up and down
Lol@ lindaikeji is real o.....so dem know!
I still don't get how people live fake life. Being a wannabe is the greatest injustice u can do to ursef or trying to please people. Time always tell. Also is engaging in vice as a source of inspiration is just plain BS. Such people tend to phase out as new phase emerges. Hardwork with is (pain) is timeless while taking cocaine et al to achieve same result is time bound. Thanks to Collins. Let those wey get ear hear o
Respect Tu Face #truth
Your making sense jare. #nice one
Nice words, Don J remains my number one
Nice advice from the wise one! Don Baba J. U 2 much!
So so true
I am still yet to sign an artist as humble as Tuface Idibia. He doesn't show off. Extremely down to earth. Tubbs is REAL!!!
@stern, re u not just a GOAT. Dere is not proud ant wat he said. U re just d dumb idiot who fails to understand. Ewu chibok.
Juliet Isi, what goes up must surely comedown, that is life for u abt Divido's Driver.
Tuface Idibia, the definition of an extremely humble man. He never let's fame get to him. A legend like him. I respect him a lot.
Humility, n be smart with ur money! Not everyday flexing with weed, ashawos n private jets. WIZKID!!! Wizkid. Wizkid. TAKE NOTE! Pompous fool
You Wey dey advice u don blow? This one na follow up for oga Titus? Mumu guy
Ndị Lekki, ndị mbughashị
Lmao. True talk don. I know one Lj saviour community musician. 5k he no get but everyday singing about chics and chains and money. Him don carry tattoo full him body and dirty braids posing in his father's backyard caption chilling in ma crib for a man of 30 years going around saying do you know who I am. Even for ur local govt they don't know these artists but you're bragging ahead of time. Faith is good sha. Thank u don. Hope all this mumus are reading
True talk d donbaba,very wise advise....hope they take it and learn..........
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Y are u a goat
Wow!
Nice one frm him and I wish him all d best. God bless him.
Wise Words.
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Nice One! If only they can open their ears and let it get into their skull
Well said
Well said
Eni ba leti ko gbo ohun ti emi nso fun ijo
Unlike Wizkid, Timaya and Davido ALWAYS showing off.
Word
Sshhhh
Ashole? Damn!!! anyways, Don jazzy (the Boss) has spoken
True talk,abeg tell them
I so agree with him on the "respect d legend...tuface
i respect the 2baba part, dear upcoming artistes, never forget 2baba paved the way for the outside world to truly appreciate Nigerian music.
Proud or humble, learn from what is being said. You won't die!!!
Lmao @lindaikeji s real...chai c as celebs fear u 4 gossips...hehe he
I swear I was just thinking the same, I have seen videos and pictures of him smoking, I get his point but him saying he nvr did, why lie. We all know you do there's even a compiled list of Naija celeb Mj smokers
On fleek! I love that lekki part...
Well said man/woman... Very general!
True talk don jazzy.
Lol @lindaikeji is real
Don jazzy no dey smoke Igbo?
Which kin lie be that one?
Spoken as an elder in d industry
Spoken as an elder in d industry
No! Respekt Dbanj....the legend! ..2face kor,3face ni
We have heard o! Linda take note!
We have heard o! Linda take note!
Wise words..
True talk jazzy baba
Mmmmmm
Very true,well written.
Respect the legend 2face,dont be in a haste to move to lekki,koko inu iwe ironyin
I should add.....#WhenYouFinallyBlow respect the Legends 2FaceIdibia and @DonJazzy ....Ed
Wise word
Preach on man... Let dem knw!
Very very very noice
U r a fool
TF? Shut the fu*k up kid.
Wise words, tru talk no b lie @all I agree with him. #Don't be in a hurry 2 move 2 lekki. #Learn 4rm d legend 2face Idibia.
Really who asked him let him keep his opinion not needed micheal.Oversabi man I still love his stuff musically.
You don expose your self na. So you mean you no understand this small grammar?
True talk.
#ilovelindaikeji
I guess he has a job now. *Justsaying*
Well said Don jazzy.
So true Don Jay,very intelligent,not just for upcoming artists but for all of us.If u apply this in your daily lives,u can never fail,the part he said 'LindaIkeji is real' got me laughing out loud,thanks don baba.
Linda look alike
#lindaikejiisreal#
#WhenYouFinallyBlow fine lepas will ask you to exchange nudes. Hmmm it’s a TRAP. Abort!!!!! LindaIkeji is real lol
Nice on bro
#TeamSept7th
Iji ya
#whenyoufinallyblow# remember God win
To those it may concern, take note! I would be there too!
Jazzy is wise beyond his years. #Twale
true talk. don baba
Word word word!!! Words of wisdom!!! That's why I can't stop being a fan of Don jazzy.
Hmmm abi na
Hahahahahaha.....abeg no call names...shey naa me and u dey that day....lol, nice 1 don jazzy u 2much.
Hmm abi na
Hahahahahaha.....abeg no call names...shey naa me and u dey that day....lol, nice 1 don jazzy u 2much.
Hmmm abi na
Story for Abobaku!!
God bless you Don Jazzy na you get sense pass, all u said is true!!! If only they know that fame doesn't last forever, they can ask d likes of Celine Dion&co, u can't sing forever. Women, money&fame can lead to a man's destruction. Yes Oooo tithe(give to God what belongs to Him)&taxes is very important(give to Cesar what belongs to Cesar). Now I see why the artists under Don Jazzy are REASONABLE. Respect to Tubaba always.
I love the part e said carry ur guys nor be beans but try!!!! Love that
Shut dat hole u call a mouth!!!riffraff
I knew I would find such comment stern please don't be an Ass zip it!!!
He is right
@queen of Queens..u'r a mumu .if I were ur father i would exchange u for a porn magazine..shut ur cyber
#whenyoublow to the point you have your own company carry your number 1 along /@burnaboy take note dont be scream Ateam with them s/a boyz that dont know your journey /leriq doing well now thank God, those nicca olace their shit on hold to fuxx with you.
Correct...wise words..
Lmao.
Sub.
Makes sense though
You don't use "Humble" for a Man that have 3 different Baby-Mamas and still marry another Woman. That's just fact no need to be licking ass.
LJ saviour are u reading? All this wanna be mgbeke musician
Unlike burnaboy that smokes as if he's cursed and ugly fat Timaya dat forms nonsense.
respect to don baba j. always speaks from the heart. da 2face idibia's part, hmm d man na blessing to naija
#iLoveNigeria
Wow!
Thumbs up and more power to his elbows for dis wonderful words of wisdom. God bless him.
Lol @Lindaikeji is real. Nice one Don J. I only hope they will listen and obey.
#TeamBlessed#
Lol.....
Hmmm...suspecting. Lindaikeji & d don
Bia@ king of kings,make e dey cry b4? U wen keep face like strong shet,how e take done help you. Keep hating,Don J no be ur level. Sadist. # youngboinono#
So funny .
They will move to lekki and pay rent in millions, dem no get even one small half plot for ikorodu. All of dem one drive range....why stay in an apartment of 1M and above when u can even get a mortgage. ..na wa ooooo. Common sense no common. Fakelife. Com
Long Hissss
....well said, A word is enough for the wise!
Wow nice advice lol
Well Said Don Jazzy. @Lindodo, see ya life 4 outside #amebo lol
Just leave Stern hea just an idiot not his fault. Foolishness comes naturally to him he can't fight it
True talk
#word
Good one. And even if they need to ink, it should stay hidden.
Lol same birth date
I will seriously advice you keep your comments short. Apparently, u can't write a full essay without struggling with your punctuations...
That's the don himself
I Swear U gatto respect 2baba
Lmaooooooooooo
Unlike Davido, Wizkid, and Timaya. Proud goats!!!
Wow don jazzy is good.
~D great anonymous!
@davido's driver: dem dey write project for masters?! Guy no fall my hand for here o.
Spot on advice.
Awww! I love you Jazzy....pls come and marry me!
Don baba is amazing!
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The fear of Lindalkeji is the beginning of wisdom for artists! Lol... Linda keep up the good work! So proud of you...
Naxo
Am in love with him..seems like a very correct guy
I hated Don Jazzy after his fall out with Dbanj, but this guy is truly wise. I particularly love the "Tithe/Taxes very important" and "Respect the legend 2faceIdibia".. Thumbs up Don and never lose your thinking cap!
The Don himself. Linda we don see your name.
Don jazzy Since u started ur music career This is the only reasonable thing I have heard....... Guess this will sell more than ur CD's.
ABEG ONE MILLION THUMBS UP FOR DON J...HE NAILED IT!
ABEG ONE MILLION THUMBS UP FOR DON J...HE NAILED IT!
And i cant stop being a fan of your big nyash, marry me
Nwanze Amaka he never said he was an artist dumbo. he is a producer and a good one at it too. monkey!
Nwanze Amaka he never said he was an artist dumbo. he is a producer and a good one at it too. monkey!
baba don na lack of control
Well Said Don Jazzy! Let He That Has Ear Hear! http://www.bummyla.com
Sound advise.
Hahahahaha... Davidos driver dey write project for masters degree. Hahahahagagagsgfhjgffhh.... Okooooo
Lwkmd
Reading is common but understand is spiritual.......
Lwkmd... Nice one
Nice,Well said.but there's a certain level of intoxication that comes with newly acquired wealth hopefully the advice will stick.
Heard
Hahahahaha! D way u said it! esp abt willy's!kai!u be winch.lol
Hahahahaha!D way u said it!esp willy's!kai!u be winch.lol
Well said
Haha I know right.... With his long height, on the.h board... Lol
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