Lol. The girl who married a portrait comes for me on Facebook | Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog

LI_Leaderboard_4

LI_Leaderboard_1

LI_Leaderboard_2

LI_Leaderboard_3

Friday, 10 July 2015

Lol. The girl who married a portrait comes for me on Facebook

Remember the girl whose wedding to a portrait I posted here a few days ago? If you missed it see it here...well she came for me on Facebook...lol. See what she wrote after the cut...


Eku orire - :-)

771 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   201 – 400 of 771   Newer›   Newest»
Unknown said...

you no dey shame. so you self follow married ladies....... mtcheeeeewwwwww..

Unknown said...

Hahaha. Linda got ko'd

Unknown said...

I have never commented on Linda Ikeji before but this plain stupidity would ride on my conscience... First, if Linda is still single I admire her self esteem AT LEAST she did not force her parents to do the walk of shame by putting them through the terror of getting married to a piece of wood held together by nails... Who even signed the wedding certificate for the groom... My dear ask any lawyer your really not legally married... Cos ur guy can deny u anytime... USE YOUR HEAD... YOU BE 9JA BABE

Anonymous said...

please take linda to court for unauthorised publication of your wedding pictures.

Tayor said...

Nice reply sis.....

lyn said...

she must be riding the portrait d..k too. Oloshi! girls like you make men see every single lady as desperate.I dont blame you sha,I blame your mother because even if the stupidity bug bites me,just a slap from my mama will cure the "mumuness".Ewu Gambia.

niffyt said...

Eku orire, Eku inawo, e shey party mo gbo mo ya!!! Hehehe congratulations ojere

Anonymous said...

Enjoy urself gel !
Adebayor

Unknown said...

Madam bride of a portrait y the insult, the fact that u are married does not mean you should insult and mock Linda. She is doing her job by providing us with update. Your kind of marriage is a news. Please mind the way u talk. Nothing on earth last forever cos tomorrow your wedding might crash and by then u will know d different between not yet married and divorcee. Please Linda ignore her, her words are of no use to you. Mrs portrait keep riding. Sorry for what she said linda

Anonymous said...

Dis marriage pressure sha!any small thing dem go use say u never marry curse you,may God help us oh!

Anonymous said...

Why is Marriage such an achievement though? Don't get me wrong, I do want to be married. But not in the sense of fulfilling a tradition. I want to marry more as a celebration of my love for whoever the divine individual I am marrying is. This societal obsession with a woman's age in relation to her marital status is alarming. If you are in your 30's and not married its a problem, or its because "she did not see anyone to propose to her"!!!! Give me a break! Its just sad

Adetunji Saka said...

Toh Aunty Linda over to u lol

"Slow and steady wins in d race"

Anonymous said...

I just came to read comments,oya lib readers over to you.

Unknown said...

It is well with my soul

Anonymous said...

Shes riding his d**k thru pix shey?

KAYODE TRINITY said...

Wahala Dey, do you have to marry.

Marriage pressure now makes people do silly and crazy things. You're riding his dick, the dumbest thing to say.

Cheers anyway

Unknown said...

No be small tin o,

Anonymous said...

Well said girl..... Linda ikeji sometimes u need to know when to pull the plug

Unknown said...

I thought dis wasn't real , how will a sane human marry a portrait?

Anonymous said...

Big big talk....#Team_Linda joor...pls wats Eku orire?.... . @ananimos001

Anonymous said...

Linda dont blame the poor girl, she's still available for them energetic dudes who still fck her whl she imagine the portrait. Her own even still better cos i have someone i know who's still waiting for a malaysia dude for 5years and counting without any form of wedding, the annoying part is the fact she even dey stingy with her virjaja. Hope it does not go rusty

Unknown said...

Nna mehnnn na wa oooo,babes dey vex,the journey of getting married is now a battle....linda ignore she is trying to let out her frustration...common who does that...lolss...atleast she got a picture husband

Anonymous said...

Emmm... At "you may kiss your bride", wat na happened? Lol.... Was wondering o

Unknown said...

Jisos she shameless gal choi desperado shut ur trap,u get to ride it but he couldnt honour u with his presence on the big day...abeg park well

Anonymous said...

Pls wat makes her tink she is happier dan linda?bin married????hahahaha dis is funny.pls wats her fb account

Michael A said...

She came for you because you wont mind your business. It's really becoming too much of you. Rather than learn western things that would impact positively on our youths, you have decided to follow the line of E channel on DStv by spreading stories that do not concern you.

Our youths should focus on how to make their immediate environments better by reading innovative materials and not reading about other people's lives.

Anonymous said...

Mumu girl. She should have told us why it happened like that.

Unknown said...

Yeah, it's actually nobody's biz but ridin' his d**k? That's laughable!

Unknown said...

Linda be careful pls, not that I care abt u, cus if you get shot, well, were do I see more news of a girl getting married to a man in his absence. ℓ☺ℓ,

maris said...

#okbye

Unknown said...

Madness.com

Anonymous said...

Aturu

Unknown said...

I wish you well my dear. Worry not, Linda will soon get married too and all those who wish you well. God's time is the best. May we all be alive to celebrate one another in different ways. Happy married life.

Anonymous said...

Linda, you really need to take a chill pill. You can't just be bringing people's affairs to your blog cause you want to pull traffic. If I post something on my social media platform and you don't contact me and get authorisation before you put it up on your blog, trust me you'll be hearing from my lawyers. You've been getting away with a whole lot just because no one has taken you to the cleaners yet, but trust me you'll get served very soon.

Unknown said...

NICE.

prince versace said...

Poor thing,u need help my dear.

Anonymous said...

Lol! U go grow grey hair for toto while waiting for ur man in the portrait. my friend is still roasting here after 6years of making same stupid mistake... dee

Unknown said...

I've not stopped wondering if the guy is in prison somewhere, or if he even knows someone has "married" his picture.

Anonymous said...

Good for you, Linda *tongue out*

Anonymous said...

Being single and happy is far better than dis ur foolish decision and be sad for the rest of ur life my dear...

Unknown said...

Noted! I think she made a point there... But shouldn't have pointed fingers on Linda and her single life... Do what makes you happy! Jah is with you

Anonymous said...

How the hell is she 'riding his dick' when he is not even there? Are you sure you're not riding another man's dick in the meantime? Go ahead with your weird marriage. Na wa o!!!

Anonymous said...

ur riding his spiritual dick, lwkm. Nigerian girls and their mindset abt marriage is so hilarious #byfire #bythunder

Anonymous said...

Linda good for you u nvr mind ur biz. My dear congrat it ur life live it d way it pls u.

Bamidele Adetayo said...

hmmm...kinda like the twist.

Anonymous said...

Linda good for you u nvr mind ur biz. My dear congrat it ur life live it d way it pls u.

Unknown said...

I have never commented on Linda Ikeji before but this plain stupidity would ride on my conscience forever if I don't say something ... First, if Linda is still single I admire her self esteem AT LEAST she did not force her parents to do the walk of shame by putting them through the terror of getting married to a piece of wood held together by nails... Who even signed the wedding certificate for the groom... My dear ask any lawyer your really not legally married... Cos ur guy can deny u anytime... USE YOUR HEAD... YOU BE 9JA BABE

Anonymous said...

First of all, how can you ride his d*** in absentia or are you riding the portrait also, babes face reality you are a jonzer until proven otherwise, Naa so you desperate reach? Mrs Portrait

Unknown said...

I dey laff out loud with my 3D face, I like to know why the guy na dey physically

Unknown said...

Chai but linda d gal finished u oo lol
D gal is so fluent n intelligent.. I tink she has gat a good reason for wot she did,stop judgin

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

PARENTAL ADVISORY
***adult content***




I love her response

Anonymous said...

No need to hurry for marriage o,each and every one of us have our own time o. Linda will also get married.

Unknown said...

When frustration sets in. Linda ignore her jare.

Linda cogitate

jola said...

nice punch girl

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaa I can't even stop laffing

Anonymous said...

Lol! I like d last verse.

Unknown said...

Riding his dick? Like a pro? Lmao!

Linda cogitate

Anonymous said...

She is now in SA! Happy union

Anonymous said...

HMM

Anonymous said...

Ha! This girl has issues! Linda I like that caption....she married portrait...I'm sure she wanted to write I'm riding his potrait 😄😄😄😄...ode girl!

Unknown said...

Okay, my question to her Na where the bobo dey? Or weting be situation wey make the bobo no dey physically for his wedding?

Uche said...

Orishirishi, all in the desperation to get married, u married a portrait and u still get mouth to talk?

Unknown said...

Haaaaaaaaaa lwkm look hw proud she is sef nawa ooo.

Anonymous said...

This is ridiculous!!!

Anonymous said...

LoL. What did she expect

Ms Viv said...

Is that moi moi on the table? Lol

Anonymous said...

Good for her!!! She is not a celebrity, so why invade her space?

Unknown said...

Eheee linda she u don hear

meggy said...

Linda pele............ lolsssssss

AMIJEZ said...

I think Linda is doing her job. Clap for youself,u married to a picture at 20 and linda in her 30's and still single,so what? She can buy u and ur picture husband if she likes. And don't come back asking for advise when ur picture husband fail to show up.

Unknown said...

Linda good for you, go and marry your own and have babies. Oge na aga

Unknown said...

awwwwwwww....She is happy...dat is all dat matas


Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

mel20 said...

Lindodo..cray cray..ode ku Ori re,i no fit laugh

Unknown said...

Nna na wa o! O girl simmer down a bit biko. Abi you dey quarrel with person??? Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Nna na wa o! O girl simmer down a bit biko. Abi you dey quarrel with person??? Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

As far as I'm concerned, that was not a wedding. The hubby wasn't present to sign the marriage register so how valid is that? . People are just crazy.

B.

Virus said...

She's damn right, Linda go marry and stop posting belated news

Anonymous said...

hahahaha,my dear, you married to a picture. stop deceiving yourself in the name of marriage. don't come to the same Linda to ask us for advice when reality dawns on you. in that your little mind now you are a married woman. CONGRATS. am sure you have not even set your eyes on the guy you married, you are only comforted by the pictures he sends you or little change he sends you and hoping that one day he comes back to take you to Malaysia.

Anonymous said...

Linda she no lie now, Atleast she see portrait marry, u no even get bf, just saying.....*linda's professional hater* winks...gat some potraits for sale if u wish to hook one, holla @ me

Unknown said...

Loool @ 'the girl who married a portrait'....

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahha, she just said dis to make her self feel good, believe it she feels humiliated

Unknown said...

Lolz..... Eku orire.

Anonymous said...

I hope when the tables turn and you wake up only to discover it's a mirage, you're bold enough to come back on Linda's blog to call for help or share the "testimony".

Linda, i LOVE you still

Anonymous said...

Well really wasn't your biz anyway ..linda, don't worry sha, na this year u go marry ! Amen!

Anonymous said...

Lobatan! She is riding his d**k for pisure. Ahap

Unknown said...

omo dis babe don get self contain for yaba oh.

brown sugar said...

I can't laugh abeg, ode on fleek!

Anonymous said...

whether she liks it or not it an odd wedding.

sylvia said...

Lindodo....loolz

Unknown said...

She must be stupid. Naij.com also carried d news, hope she attacked dem too.

Anonymous said...

Hmm! For pisure u are riding D**k. Okay

Anonymous said...

Foolish u. U r so desperate, he doesn't love u. If he does he wouldn't have allowed u to act that drama wit a portrait.

Xmoke said...

Lol, @Linda anywhere that hurts a little is the truth

brown sugar said...

I can't laugh abeg, ode on fleek! Abeg linda wetin be her facebook name?

Unknown said...

Funny..

miss cute said...

Hahaahhaahahahah, this is so funny. The presence or absence. I thought it was present or absent. Happy married life dear.

miss cute said...

Hahaahhaahahahah, this is so funny. The presence or absence. I thought it was present or absent. Happy married life dear.

Anonymous said...

Shoro niyen.Linda is made and her man is coming watch out. U will be invited lol.riding his d*** in d portrait ryt.

Anonymous said...

she is an idiot. will he ever think of marrying your picture|? FOOLISH WOMEN WITH NO SELF WORTH

Anonymous said...

Opkonu ur rinding his dick with a host of other ladies. The dude does not respect u enough to even show up for his own wedding, how den wud he ever show up for anything that concerns u? + riding his dick is not an achievment, the dude is just using u to satisfy his conji!

Dbanj's soulmate said...

See gbege,buhahahaha

bee said...

Nonsense person

Anonymous said...

That statement is so gross and foul....village girl smh..why attack people and who cares if you are riding whatever!

Anonymous said...

like seriously..... so funny, riding his dick.......

Anonymous said...

Stupid u if everyone present there was to b hold as portrait what would u hav done. Go n sit down wit ur drama. U r a disgrace to womanhood.

Anonymous said...

Lol, serves u rite lindodo

Unknown said...

Now this is deep...can't stop laughing. I love her boldness. Making decision in life takes courage.

Vision Hub said...

Like we give a fuck

Anonymous said...

Linda,maybe u shld let her know not minding ur biz is wht put meal on ur table...

Anonymous said...

Lol...she should be careful, she may become 50 and be divorced, later on she will start to cry and write chronicles . Marriage is good, but the quality is more important...

Anonymous said...

looooooolllllllllllllllllllll

Anonymous said...

Linda, u be were girl ooooo!!! i so much gbadun ur response. lmao @eku orire

Anonymous said...

Loollzz @Eku Orire😁 U're so funny Linda!

Anonymous said...

Linda dat serves u right

Unknown said...

Heheheheheheheheh d babe no get chilling pills at all. Aunty linda don't mind her. At list u made her wedding to be more famous to other celebrities.

Juleslouis said...

Hian! This girl is even more sick than i thought!

Anonymous said...

well said, Linda u sef go marry.

Jay said...

hahahahaha.

evol said...

Nice one girl

Unknown said...

Aunty linda u didn't show us d part where she was hanging out wit her husband in south Africa. D babe don jand oo

Anonymous said...

Wooow...

Anonymous said...

You got exactly what you deserve Linda, Ridiculing what gives some other people ,absolute joy and fulfillment is just unacceptable. It's her life . Remember the saying ,"those that live in a glass house should not throw stones" Learn from this...

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Abi o. O ku dick riding o

evol said...

Nice one girl

Unknown said...

Ouch

Samuel Elizabeth said...

Hahahaahha. Serious eku orire. Keep riding d dick sis

evol said...

Nice one girl

Innocentia Annie said...

You're riding his D**k
spiritually i hail you
She's still very small minded i bet

Anonymous said...

She's right. If it's easy to get married like she did, let's see you do it.

Unknown said...

Lol @riding his dick....

Unknown said...

Itogo nu Linda

Unknown said...

U riding waaah???
Honey he ain't even with you geeezzzz

Anonymous said...

Wow, it's so good to know u're riding his d..k, bt do u mind me asking if it's the one on the portrait cos we can't see any. besides, while Linda is making her money, u're getting married to a portrait. Babe u got me laughing real hard lwkmd

Jasmine Joseph said...

Mental patients plenty for this wrld ooo, babe u need a stray jacket ASAP

Anonymous said...

Darm she got u good, next time mind your business

Jasmine Joseph said...

Mental patients plenty for this wrld ooo, babe u need a stray jacket ASAP

eddie000 said...

#FactMyGirl, you gat what ya wanted. This kain thing dey pain... Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Well said newly married, she lay her bed, she sleeps on it. She isn't the first and wont be the last. Linda, if it's easy to find, you will be married by now. Post picture of a man lets us see. What we see is bags and shoe. Find a man and then you will be qualified to make fun of another woman. What you did is cyber bullying. Trying to ruin a perfect day and marriage of an innocent girl just because you need news. Her behavior and response shows that she is more matures that you are. We should all learn to mind our own business

Charmeine said...

Linda the truth be told you, crossed your boundaries, u don't just go and lift people's private pictures of their wall, u asking for permission. I believe u are jealous cos u re almost clocking 40 and unmarried, that's why u chose to mock her, YES u mocked her by allowing ur Libers to do so using ur blog as a platform. When I knew the ikeji's were dogs was wen ur sister Laura started gbenshing MC galaxy, u ikeji's have no class or taste, no wonder even in ur designers u still look cheap. Not a hater, Buh a fact stater . I no hide mouth talk am, infact I'm using my blog id

iyke cindy said...

Lobatan!!!....it haff happen in patience Jonathan's voice....

Unknown said...

Lindodo ntoorrrrrrr u should mind ur business oh jare

Anonymous said...

are those circular things moi-moi or cup cake???

Tee Groove said...

Are those cakes or moi'moi by the side of the cake she is cutting.

Anonymous said...

awww. Linda was hit i guess. Its a free world though. is Linda gonna respond.

Unknown said...

linda u are matured,God we bless u with a wonderful husband..............

Anonymous said...

Abeg na for picture she dey ride am........or the guy give her to hold the d**k until he returns.....just asking

Anonymous said...

awww. Linda was hit i guess. Its a free world though. is Linda gonna respond.

Anonymous said...

dis girl is crazy.u are not even ashamed of urslf.u married a portrait and u are happy?I pity u

Unknown said...

No hard feelings intended ... For her mind ... As if she insulted you? ... God save your soul and marriage ... She obviously ain't desperado ..

Unknown said...

But is somehow true Linda why are u not married?? So you too can be riding the eggplants u show us everday

Anonymous said...

Mstcheww... she's totally lost.... absolutely lost...

Anonymous said...

okokobioko babe na there ur own finish, chai sorry mrs portriat. happy married lify

Anonymous said...

Linda she is so right. You have no right putting people's picture on your blog without permission, so wrong on every level. You can be sued for that.

Anonymous said...

Lollzz, na real "am riding his dick". Linda don't mind the attacks, it comes with d territory.

Anonymous said...

Lollzz, na real "am riding his dick". Linda don't mind the attacks, it comes with d territory.

Anonymous said...

Mumu of the highest order!! Where you for dey ride spiritual d**k? In your dreams? I would rather ride a mechanical bull than be in your shoes! Na wedding be that? See levels! Wearing rags and using moi moi for cakes! My dear, wake up! Nobody envies you. You are so desperate to be a Mrs that you stooped so low. I would rather be single than do this shameful parade. Mrs, indeed! Mrs Photo! Do you not see what your mates do? This your style is living life backwards. I for just kuku carry Drake picture do wedding then answer Mrs Drake na! Oloshi!

Anonymous said...

Local desperate bush girl. For u bush mind u don marry abi? Wait until the picture ditches u. Wawiya kawai

Anonymous said...

Okokobioko! Nsogbu! Linda u don suffer gan.

Anonymous said...

Abi the groom dey prison for Malaysia? In 9 months now, she go born pikin say na picture give her belle!

Anonymous said...

this girl get mind sha, instead of her to bow her head in shame and keep quite she still dey show herself...

Anonymous said...

See fool

Unknown said...

Lol but for real tho,y would a man miss his own wedding???

Anonymous said...

With this I can say this lady is hurt so one thing Linda u can apologies to her sample nothing to it from Mr F

Anonymous said...

We have hear... Just curious tho, is that moimoi?

Unknown said...

Linda Ikeji, she said you should at least mind ur own business ohh. Don't you think she is right?? Which I think it's ur business dat gives u ur daily bread u re minding by posting her wedding up here for free self

Anonymous said...

I swear ds girl is delusional. ROTFL.

Anonymous said...

Well I knw you wont post this also linda but i will try....first re you a pervert? two stop acting oven that as never bakes and get a man to wet your dry land... oladimeji

Blackgold said...

Lwkmd. She enter u small sha@Linda hahaha

Anonymous said...

Very surprised she can speak good English, the cake nawa... Good luck

Anonymous said...

poor this is what desperation can cause, i am very sure that the guy might be abroad tomorro when he comes back he wld tell her his parents forced him into it...she riding his d**k in her black dreams,its just so sad dt we still have fools at this jet age and time...so so sad smh

Anonymous said...

I swear ds girl is delusional. ROTFL

Henrietta . O. said...

I cant stop laughing whenever I see this wedding pic. So hilarious.

Unknown said...

Rubbish

Anonymous said...

Linda don suffer ooo,she's really feeling on top of the word.

Unknown said...

Very dope response

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

This one na real money-grubber o . Lol the hustle is real . Poor chicks enh ?

Unknown said...

U've got to be freaking kidding me!!! U should have used ur common sense nd read what linda wrote well before disgracing urself, madam she didn't insult u, and bringing up her age and the fact that she's not married yet was totally uncalled for. Did she tell u she's desperate for a husband???

gozibe said...

Lord have mercy...lol

Unknown said...

Mumu maga. Happy riding. She as she be like bonga fish. I'd rather be as rich as linda dan ride an empty dick. Ode!

Anonymous said...

Linda sorry

Anonymous said...

Mumu girl

Anonymous said...

Linda she don tell you.. mind your business...

Please what does eku orire mean?

Anonymous said...

Mumu girl,keep riding the picture of his D**k

zaraeni@blogspot.com said...

Now i understand she is really stupid. whats with the Linda is in her thirties and still single. indeed, and she thinks any reasonable and responsible man will let her wed herself with his portrait, this is stupid and absurd. A lot of growing up to do needed.

Unknown said...

Just because you are in a haste to ride his
Peniss, that is the reason you chose to marry his Photo? Even if the Man can not afford a flight
ticket to Nigeria, incapacitated or not allowed to
leave work, what stops you from fixing an
appropriate day for the wedding? It's shameful
to marry this way. I consider it a total disregard
for your parents and our culture.

Anonymous said...

May be she's married to homo. Arranged marriage, so pained

Anonymous said...

word

Anonymous said...

Gbam!!!!! lol @ "I am riding his dick"

Anonymous said...

Gbam!!!!! lol @ "I am riding his dick"

Maye73 said...

Oshisko.

Anonymous said...

But wait, is that moi moi beside the cake?

Unknown said...

You are married to an image of a man only God knows where he is and you dare to insult someone as being single. Make you ride that dick you can't see very hard. Yeye fame.








Busy Fingers.

Anonymous said...

I actually like the girl.

Anonymous said...

Negodu!

Jesus Reigns said...

You should be ashamed of this sham you call marriage, why won't you be happy when u are married to urself.everyone is in love with his/herself...

Lady G said...

This is fake. Someone made it up.

Anonymous said...

I actually like the girl's comment.

Anonymous said...

must have pained you to hear her call you single.....all is well that ends well

silo swag said...

This is serious linda learn to mind ur bizness

Maye73 said...

Lindilious baby,this amebo you made my hobby will land us both in trouble.my soup dey burn each time I open your blog.

«Oldest ‹Older   201 – 400 of 771   Newer› Newest»

Recent Posts