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Friday, 3 July 2015

Dear men, what would you do if this guy slapped your girl's butt?

Question asked by an American personal trainer. What would you do? But keep his size in mind before you answer that question! Lol

269 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Guy...u dey chop belief on top muzzle?? Small small ooo.....Valar morgulis..all men must die..anyone can be touched

Gifted hands said...

I wil stab u in the neck and walk away.. so free like air. Rip in advance.

Anonymous said...

Racist

Anonymous said...

Pull out a gun and blow your fukking brains out!!! Ya dig?

sky said...

I wii stab you mercilessly

Unknown said...

him go know say a be rea yoruba man, make him go ask wating ikale people from ondo state day call AYE-LALA he go take

Taichi Chichi Okere said...

Its not d size of d dog in d fight but d size of d fight in da dog,ask my aristo's fat wife dat I fed sand

Anonymous said...

rip to you

Pepboy said...

I'LL NOT APPROACH HIM FOR A FIGHT, BUT IF NEED BE A FIGHT CAUSE HE WAS AT FAULT, I'LL SIMPLY CALL ANY OF MY SOLDIER FRIEND OR GO TO THE BARRACK MYSELF, LAY A RAPE COMPLAIN,FUEL THE SOLDIERS HILUX, SPEND WHAT EVER MONEY THEY HAVE REQUESTED FROM ME, AND THEM TAKE THEM TO THE MANS RESIDENT AND YOU'LL SEE WONDERS AFTER THEM THAT HE WILL LOOSE HIS WEIGHT AFTER SLEEPING IN THE HOSPITAL BED FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS WITH GOING FOR WEIGHT LIFT.....LOL...I'M KIDDING, I REALLY DO NOT SEE WHY A GUY SHOULD BEAT UP MY GIRL IF SHE RESPECTS HERSELF OUTSIDE

Unknown said...

I will shoot him .lol

Anonymous said...

Muscles no always mean strength. As I no fear, I go fit less this guy.

Anonymous said...

Its not by Size Linda, I will deflect his muscles with a single soldier ant, Yes you heard me, Soldier ant. If i want to be more dramatic then i will give him rat poison.

Anonymous said...

As a tae-kwon-do black-belt, I don't fear muscles and size. He will be humbled during a confrontation.

Anonymous said...

Lmao... He took off na, dats y d nigga is still ard to tell d story

Unknown said...

Ama ask him 2tap as mch as wntz.. Lols

Anonymous said...

I go tear him muscle, look for macdowel bottle

Anonymous said...

Shuoooo Iron dey ur body...? We don sanction ur type many b4 naaa, fear no go let u come out of ur room till end of semester. C fine boy dey ask question smh. U lucky say dem shade ur name comot, I for come ask you 1 que for ur handle. FYI dem never born d human being wey go slap my girl yansh for where I dey, even if dem mistakingly born, na d last yansh wey e go c b dat. #history

Jil ENWERE said...

i'll let him have the girl

Anonymous said...

But u r a very wicked person dis girl so u mean u'll advise ur man to fight dis guy??? Smh na wah for some chicks oo.

Anonymous said...

I'll stand and watch what my girlfriend will say or do to him.

Unknown said...

I will tell my babe to slap her own back...shikina!

Anonymous said...

Nothing. But if he did it to my wife, I will introduce him to Lockerbie. aka Glock .40

Unknown said...

Na lie ooo...I am not one of those...I go unical and Lasu...him go fit? Funeral straight!

Unknown said...

its gonna be a long process something, at least he should have a gf too gonna do my own noni gonna slap his gf butt and see what he gonna do

Anonymous said...

I'll slap his butt too. Foolish trainer

Unknown said...

And your pretty

Unknown said...

Na for Ghana you dey do ya own scam...how market.

ANONNn said...

Best reply ever. I'm a guy and that kick renders all that muscle useless for the next 5 - 10mins. But afterwards, u gotta run mate.

what is our olympics turning to? said...

Seriously, the guy is a mumu to think its by Muscle, He better not try a typical african cos we r experts at getting back

Anonymous said...

WILL SHOOT HIM IN THE EYES

Dreezy the quidnunc said...

I go hook him muscle tear msheww..

Anonymous said...

unless acid done finish.....u go tell me how u go use muscle stop acid bath......nonsense, who u dey threaten?

Unknown said...

ild make him shit and fan his shit cos if fly touch am na die him don die so....you think say na America be this abi....

Anonymous said...

Muscle no dey tear? By the time i break two bottles.😂
Really,itz instinct,as a man u may push him- well depends on ur size too.
wahala go sha happen- ur pride wont mk u think immediately.

Anonymous said...

this body na sign board, just a stab to d muscle and its all gone

Next level said...

He deserves to get hurt, if I cant get a gun presently I will start following him till I kill him

Next level said...

He deserves to get hurt, if I cant get a gun presently I will start following him till I kill him

Next level said...

If I don't have a gun I will get acid and pour it on his hands, so he won't be able to do such again

kinglyfe said...

If she's my girlfriend, then she just got smacked, she better accept it.

Anonymous said...

he will be death in 10 seconds. black life matter

majormukoro said...

i would simple reduce that his size, them fear malu fear he shit?

Anonymous said...

he no go chop one bullet for head nah

SIMPLYCOCK said...

I would lash out at him first for daring to assault my woman...
I'd first lash out, cos I know it would be foolhardy to confront an egbeweja like him physically ..
Next I would arrange for his abduction and merciless beating of his life, like two weeks after the incident....
I guess it would hardly cross his mind that I was the one serving him a just desert!
You dare me in front of my woman...
Idiot!

Anonymous said...

Look him in the eye and walk away. Hoping u follow me so we'll talk about it in private. If it's an open environment ok, i fit yarn, but for closed or rugged environment I no fit. U way be my babe suppose understand.

Unknown said...

His body doesn't determine how far he can fight, there are people who'll beat him down with all his muscles.

Emmy Dickson said...

I will beat heaven out of him so DAT he will go to hell and tell him that it is not by muscle.

Anonymous said...

Forget the size and body structure,I will take on him bcus no be by muscle oooo.David no get muscles but he defeated Goliath

Anonymous said...

He don die be that bcos I must stab am

Unknown said...

muscular body does not mean u have tactics to fight!....what about ringing a bottle of coke on ur head!

Unknown said...

Walk away obviously, shoot u, not to kill u, later.

Unknown said...

i'll make sure i stick a dagger to your chest,

Unknown said...

A real man will stil ensure that he is corrected and not be afraid of his muscular build. Infact if my man does not due to fear, i will end the relationship with him bcos he is not man enough for me.

denimadz said...

everyman born of a woman can cry if need be, giant or not

Anonymous said...

I will beat the living day hell out of him
I go beat craze from he head
and like Cute G said not all muscular men are strong.
its abt d skills not the muscularity

Unknown said...

He gotta eat d booty lik groceries...nigga u slap ma but wif da kinda body...we go down baby...yeah!

Unknown said...

Why will he do that to my girlfriend or to any woman for that matter simply because he is well built with muscles? That action simply makes him an ANIMAL (beast). I will not exchange words with a beast. I will take my girlfriend and move out of his presence. He will get the trouble he is looking for elsewhere and the trouble will consume him.

Unknown said...

Why will he do that to my girlfriend or to any woman for that matter simply because he is well built with muscles? That action simply makes him an ANIMAL (beast). I will not exchange words with a beast. I will take my girlfriend and move out of his presence. He will get the trouble he is looking for elsewhere and the trouble will consume him.

kissdaniels bff said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Will slap the hell out of him, size is not the issue but the act

Anonymous said...

we ll slap it together

Anonymous said...


Hmmmm! chei,chei, chei: pikin no know medicine, e dey call am vegetable............Na only one touch i go touch you; walahi!na after seven days you go wake-up after irumole don follow your generation fight. You go see butt next time ; you go dey run......LOL

Anonymous said...

Arrange for him to be beaten. That's all.

Anonymous said...

Men!i will call for my gun men,with that he is noting

Unknown said...

Hmmmm

dmj said...

Like i care if he's big or small. whoever does what he did deserves a beat down....its just disrespectful; terrorists think because they have bombs and guns they can do as they like, some fool think cause of his build he's untouchable. I would assure him he would never try again it in his life and make good of what I say.

Hollayemmie said...

For get I go slap my back, abi e dey mad.....lol

OGEDENGBE OLUWAPELUMI said...

NIGGA, NA TO VEX FOR YOUR MIND AND WALK AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED...

NowConfirmNews said...

gun nor dey enter?
na by grabies

kanawa said...

Thats easy. imma slap my girl's ass back

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