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Friday, 10 April 2015

Have you purchased your Life Jacket yet?

If you have not gotten one, this is your last chance to purchase one. You’ll find the deal here. More deals adjusting to life in the Lagoon after the cut...
 


132 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Huh

Davido's driver said...

Hmm shit got real. Lindaobserve

Unknown said...

Isokay....

Anonymous said...

Just shows how tribalistic you are by not letting sleeping dogs lie

Anonymous said...

FOR DE NDIGBOS ESPECIALLY...TOMJERRYSWIT

Alloy Chikezie said...

Lol epic!
#lifeinthelagoon

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AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Buhahahahaha, hajiya linda always making use of every opportunity 4 advert.nice one dear.

QUEEN AMANDA said...

Linda kardashian have u gotten your own

Unknown said...

Lol. Nigerians can like to take advantage of anything. Am sure the marketers will be praying for the Oba for @least helping them to have a remarkable sale.

Unknown said...

Lol, are they really serious about this.

Debbie Chelsea said...

LoooL

bored bae said...

Funny

Anonymous said...

Too dry I forgot to laughh *smh

lenny said...

Get over it linda! Jeez

Unknown said...

Linda, na canoe wey my friend by o. E remain paddle!

Unknown said...

Seriously after the rupugnant comment by HRH. Oba AKIOLU .....life Jackets have been on high demand in lagosm lmao!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha

IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923) said...

Lool

Unknown said...

Lmao.. Una no well.

Anonymous said...

Linda be careful o!

King Dave Anya said...

Are they for real... Lmao

Unknown said...

life jacket on point, the igbos wuna hear ? That reminds me oh lol Linda you are among oooo

Unknown said...

life jacket on point, the igbos wuna hear ? That reminds me oh lol Linda you are among oooo

BONARIO NNAGS said...

If this is an attempt to cash on the recent development in the polity for business purpose, the person failed woefully.
There should be a limit to what events we use in promoting our business.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Unknown said...

Lololololol, dont worry we are ready for the Oba ooo, some of us can swim without the life jackets lol. But come tomorrow, it is Jk we know and Jk we Trust.#LagosForYou

Anonymous said...

Move on from this jokes already linda......it's not funny anymore

Anonymous said...

lol

Khemistry said...

Hahahahaha! odikwa serious

Anonymous said...

Linda you are more tribalistic about this issue, why are you making a big issue out of this

TripleC SDK BlogBoo said...

Remember Dos Dayz @ Creek Town Odukpani Cross River State During My NYSC Service, God fear they Hold me die, wen Eva I Enter Speed Boat, crosing 2 Calabar Town For Clearance Nd 2 Buy Fudstuffs Nd Provisions... Life Jacket is very gud

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Clowns! Everywhere

Anonymous said...

ngbawe na elu na ngbawe na ala. 16yrs for PDP at federal and 16yrs for APC in Lagos. We have changed Abuja ,let us also change Lagos. Its best for further development of Lagos.

Unknown said...

MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person

OK..
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^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

princess said...

Ahead of their lagoon threat!

Unknown said...

LmaOOooooooo... pple shuld just let it go already

OSINANL said...

Lol...

Thomas Emmanuel said...

SO THIS PEOPLE ARE SERIOUS WITH LIFE JACKET ISSUE?
OK I NEED ONE.

Unknown said...

Mtcheeeewww
I thought this past tense now.

Unknown said...

Second chance exclusive 4d igbo's. Linda u r not exempted, biko lead by example bcos anytin can happen, and u wil b d first 2b fished out.

Cute G said...

Guess it's for those who needs it.

7F098C19 said...

Already I have already. That's what we use for our offshore. Oba we the igbos in Africa oil are ready to swim. Engr Emy

@amOwen said...

Lol....igbo people una hear?....rush and grab ur copy now....ngdunu bye

doris27 said...

Is this 4 real? This pple are serious about selling their life jackets. Hmm

Anonymous said...

Linda, this is no joke. Shame on you!!!

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! U Lagos ppl shud quit with the lagoon jokes na..lol

Damochedxb said...

Be careful what y'all wish for....

Unknown said...

Lmao! Dis hilarious! Chei! Lagosians hav no chill.

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha these people are taking this lagoon ish serious ooooo anyway am a proud igbo girl I can swim too but I thing I still need the lifejacket

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha these people are taking this lagoon ish serious ooooo anyway am a proud igbo girl I can swim too but I thing I still need the lifejacket

Unknown said...

Lol Linda watch ur head o, as for me I have bought mine teete

Stevoski said...

Lol..i got mine already

Unknown said...

Lol... so funny... I just got mine an sure going to use it cos that silly old oba an orijin just cause ambode a vote n buy me a spot in the lagoon.... let's go swimming....

Anonymous said...

lollllllllllllllllll

Unknown said...

Hehehe!!! I nerver buy my own oh

Anonymous said...

Linda this has be taken too far. As an ibo boy I don't agree with whatever has been said but this joke has gone too far! This cannot happen in other places like Benin and Kano. As much as Lagos has become a home to all we should not forget that it is the home of some people. Our people will never allow this type of shit in the east. God help us that we don't become target after this election. Lagos state govt has been and is still is good for the ibos. Let us not push it.

Nicole said...

Linda the trouble maker! We have our life jackets, diving gear, speed boats, water resistant Samsung galaxy S5 and water resistant food. We will dine and wine in the lagoon! Please drop this issue, you're going to agitate people.

HonsylGlobal.com said...

Courtesy of Oba Akiolu's gaffe.

nekkyville said...

Hehehehe...linda so u pple are really srios abt dis life jacket??hahahaha

PRETTY GIRL said...

LMAO! See how that Old man called Oba who should be someone well respected has successfully and so easily made a big fool out of himself. ..I hope someone learns from this

John said...

Meant only for those who have any 'business' in the river, sea or ocean. Will I be wearing a life-jacket while in my car and on the road?

Unknown said...

Bt linda y? Tot u r more matured dan dis, dis issue as gone bt here u r again bringing it up n adding petrol 2 it, o ga fun e o

Unknown said...

Bt linda y? Tot u r more matured dan dis, dis issue as gone bt here u r again bringing it up n adding petrol 2 it, o ga fun e o

John said...

Is it bullet proof?

Unknown said...

lmao. this Oba Akiolu didnt see this coming. diaris God o.

opustjkwrites.blogspot.com said...

pls dey should buy o.... i have orderd a consignment of sinkable tents, for shelter underwater






HAPPILY EVER AFTER?????


There was blood every where;On the carpet,across the overturned couch,on the shattered TV screen and even on the walls

Most of the furniture were either ripped, torn,broken or shattered.
.
By the fragments of center table was a bloodied severed finger.

It all seemed so unreal. Collins thought.
Nothing about what he was seeing made any sense.He'd had lunch and dinner in this flat many times before.
He fought back the urge to throw up. As a medical doctor, he had seen his fair share of blood and severed limbs.But this was different.He thought.
This used to be a home.Now.......... it was a slaughter house


On the far side of the wall was a picture of Chidi and Ngozi.They were holding hands and staring into each other's eyes.They both had smiles on their faces.

Collins watched as the Police carried their bloodied bodies out of the flat.

What had happened?He pondered as more Policemen entered the flat. continue reading




Anonymous said...

What is wrong with dis WHORE of a blogger mtcheeeeewwww.

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmaooo.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Basket mouth tinz#weknow

Unknown said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Unknown said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Unknown said...

Lol..is dis 4 real

Unknown said...

Lmao.....love my tribe jor.
We are super hilarious.

Return of the Mark said...

Linda enough already plz. Vote who u like but plz stop using ur blog to promote hate. Plz grow up, it is no longer funny or appealing, let peace reign

Anonymous said...

Linda stop using ur blog to stylishly promote hate in Nigeria ,stop dis act... Why fuel more anger by posting this not cool thumbs down👎

La said...

Enough of this already. Before Jimi Agbaje and Ambode, we all lived in Lagos peacefully, don't let any politician create hatred in us. It is pointless. One love. Eko o ni baje oh.

Anonymous said...

Linda stop using ur blog to stylishly promote hate in Nigeria ,stop dis act... Why fuel more anger by posting this not cool thumbs down👎

Anonymous said...

Igbos in lagos, una don hear?

Anonymous said...

We all know you support PDP enough of your bullshits

Prophetess chimdi said...

Linda should stop abi? But Oba should start eekwa? Nkita lachaa unu anya! Is just a protective measures I av bought already.

Unknown said...

Linda pls that's enough now, ur blog is one of the best that keep people together, stop creating hatred. Enough biko

sara said...

Enough already

Unknown said...

That's eeeh? Confirm nkita ekute takwaa unu, taa ma okpukpu unu. Ndi ala.

Unknown said...

hehehehe!! Ndi Igbo kwenu!!

Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower) said...

I love my Tribe jooor
No chill

Anonymous said...

IMMATURITY !!!!!

Anonymous said...

@Linda Ikeji: this is highly unnecessary and uncalled for. People goof and s**t happens, let it end there. This post is unnecessary and inflammatory, I refuse to see the joke in this issue that has been over flogged already. Don't post this if you like but you would have read it atleast.

Unknown said...

Madam Linda , I didn't see my comment o

Anonymous said...

It makes me cringe when people type like that! And it's "more MATURE" not "more matured". Smh

Anonymous said...

Awwww. Did your blogging career not go according to plans? Kpele

Anonymous said...

Where do you see her promoting hate here? You should be attacking the Oba for being the one promoting hate and not Linda for trying to make light and get people to laugh over a heinous statement made by him! Smh

Anonymous said...

Linda,you really need to grow up and move on.You are over doing it.

Lagos state is currently the most hospitable state in Nigeria.
If you feel otherwise ,please name one Eastern state that will accommodate any other tribe up to allowing them run for political positions .

It is wrong to use your platform to promote hate and division.

Be warned NO ONE IS INDESTRUCTIBLE and that includes you.

Anonymous said...

Abeg shut up jor. It's just a harmless joke! Jeez!!

Unknown said...

Lol! No bi small tin o! I luv my naija people!! They can use any available opportunity to make money

Anonymous said...

It is a joke that has gone too far. She should let it rest.

Unknown said...

I dey yr back prophetess..

Unknown said...

Those abusing Lida are just trying to behave as if they are expose when you can hear their smelling hatred out from their statement, leave the Babe to make her jokes abi why is it paining you so much? the Anonymous guy that first posted is not any igbo guy he is a Yoruba g to posing as an igbo guy you can even hear his tribe from his hate statement, he is only saying what they usually says, when you refuse to visit other people's state and assume from your static abode in lagos your judgement will always be wrong

Unknown said...

Lol! No bi small tin o. I luv my naija people! They can use any available opportunity to make money

Unknown said...

Those abusing Lida are just trying to behave as if they are expose when you can hear their smelling hatred out from their statement, leave the Babe to make her jokes abi why is it paining you so much? the Anonymous guy that first posted is not any igbo guy he is a Yoruba g to posing as an igbo guy you can even hear his tribe from his hate statement, he is only saying what they usually says, when you refuse to visit other people's state and assume from your static abode in lagos your judgement will always be wrong

Unknown said...

Those abusing Lida are just trying to behave as if they are expose when you can hear their smelling hatred out from their statement, leave the Babe to make her jokes abi why is it paining you so much? the Anonymous guy that first posted is not any igbo guy he is a Yoruba g to posing as an igbo guy you can even hear his tribe from his hate statement, he is only saying what they usually says, when you refuse to visit other people's state and assume from your static abode in lagos your judgement will always be wrong

Anonymous said...

Why don't you just relocate out of Lagos nne? And stop all this your protistituting on this blog.

Unknown said...

Those abusing Lida are just trying to behave as if they are expose when you can hear their smelling hatred out from their statement, leave the Babe to make her jokes abi why is it paining you so much? the Anonymous guy that first posted is not any igbo guy he is a Yoruba g to posing as an igbo guy you can even hear his tribe from his hate statement, he is only saying what they usually says, when you refuse to visit other people's state and assume from your static abode in lagos your judgement will always be wrong

Anonymous said...

linda post watever u like jooor,..afterall na u get ur blog,wen the man they talk him no no?...i don buy my own oooo.....WE WANT CHANGE...change up,change down,change evrywhr....FINISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous said...

Linda stop being stupid,omoni oboli is campaigning too bt she is sensible..now u didnt report dat jimi went to ojo alaba yesterday n sed apc members will drown in d lagoon too .vote ur choice bt be reasonable about ur conduct even if jimi/pdp has given u money. Thought u r 33...

Anonymous said...

Been a fan of your blog for a long while,i am highly dissappointed in you.You are trying to fuel hate.First joke was good enough,this is totally unecessary ...

Anonymous said...

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Y'all...lol. Linda is jus last checkin n making sure her beloved libers r gon be alright in d lagoon, n y'al ofe mmanus be yarning trash. Make ur purchases jor

Anonymous said...

Biko Nuro wayo. Na Ina ako shit

Anonymous said...

Biko Nuro wayo. Na Ina ako shit

Anonymous said...

Are u not tired of this? The truth is head or tail, we Igbo will lose at the end of this election as we built into the Yorubas consciousness that we are very strong in Lagos.

Anonymous said...

Pls we also need volunteers to help maintain order in the lagoon, like some kind of water police.....

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:04 true talk.let them continue to fool themselves.Linda is a PDP lackey.I heard Omokri's fuck mate.

Unknown said...

HAHAHAHAHA TOMMORROW NA SWIMMING ON LAGOON DAY BY THE IGBOS LOLZZZZ

Celine Oma said...

Ok. I'm buying mine today. Oh plsss...



#linda's apprentice says

Anonymous said...

U must be a sadist.
Where is ur sense if humor?

Anonymous said...

U must be a sadist.
Where is ur sense if humor?

Unknown said...

That's exactly my point. Linda is even more tribalistic, she is so pained abt GEJ losing out.

Juleslouis said...

Haha! No special discout for d ibos? Not fair!

Gbemmysola said...

Linda, so you so tribalist, i wonder why u have continue to hammer on this issue despite the fact that major actors in the drama have decided to shed their swords.

Unknown said...

Lol. Linda. 'Lib giveaway' buy share to the igbo liber's

Unknown said...

Linda biko lead by example. Show ur other Igbo's d way.

Anonymous said...

U re right

Anonymous said...

Talk from a sensible man. One nation One Nigeria

Anonymous said...

Honestly Linda is becoming too tribalistic. Don't you have 4giveness in your dictionary. Pls move on and be lady like hainnnm

Anonymous said...

Bonario kitikpa lachaa gi anya. No be from comment on linda ikeji blog you use collect phone from nokia. Pot calling kettle black

shola shawn said...

Because it's not your father that they are laughing at right?

Anonymous said...

You should know better linda. Stop this childish game. Would you really love to see the consequences of mocking other tribes? People like you should be role models. Stop inciting tribalism indirectly. The Oba has made a mistake you shouldn't do the same. It doesn't make u any better.

Anonymous said...

Of course. By. Stop saying Laos is no man's land. You are not somebody ni?

Anonymous said...

Nice one Bona boy! There should be a limit to certain things, especially the ones with voilent tendencies...

praise said...

@shola but it ppl's fathers, mothers, uncles , aunties and children dat are supposed curse meant 4? Why are ppl so fast to pull judgement.

Anonymous said...

Linda u r matured enough to be acting childish nw abeg tink well

Anonymous said...

Oba should have thought of it or seeked ur counsel before uttering that nonsense.so free Linda she is just doing what she knows to do best,which is blog...

Anonymous said...

Stoking the fire of hatred.
Good use of your medium.

Anonymous said...

We know you are for PDP as I learnt one Omkri is fucking you but please stop this. Your tribalism is getting the best of you.

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