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Thursday, 1 May 2014

Dear LIB Readers: What should I do about this my mad, crazy, stupid wife?

Another hilarious Dear LIB. My goodness! Are these stories for real? Lol. Please read below..
Dear people of this great blog please I need your help. I'm tired of my life. Please if I die, someone should arrest my wife. Please I beg you. This woman is crazy, mad, stupid in fact it will never be well with all you Nigerian women that don't let your husbands rest in the house.
Linda my dear, I'm a 48year old man, my wife is 39 that's if it's her really age because I dont trust her. We have been married for 16years and we have 4 lovely boys. And every day its one problem or the other. I don't beat my wife o, we fight physically. We wrestle like our lives depended on it. other women allow their husbands beat them and after wards still go and apologize to their husbands but my wife will fight me like a man.  
Linda, I cheat, most married men in Lekki do, in fact in Nigeria we all cheat. I used to have many girlfriends until I met this young girl. Very beautiful girl. We've been dating for 6 months now. Yes I rented and furnished an apartment for her, that's where I relax when my mad wife attacks me in the house.
Just last week I don't know how this crazy woman got the address where my gf lives and went to beat her. Not only that she and her useless sisters, old hags that will not stay in their husbands house, put pepper in the innocent girl's vagina. Please is that fair, please help me judge.

I went home angrily and before I even confronted her she attacked me, held my balls. This is a mother of 4. I'm not even her mate. God, you women are devils and it will not be well with you.

Question is, is it time to divorce this woman. She might not let me see my boys if I did that. Please what's the solution. I love my girlfriend too much that I want to marry her and she's willing to be my wife. I'm just scared of losing my boys. 

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Anonymous said...

U're a useless man and a bastard at that... U commit all those attrocities n expect ur wife to sit in one corner n worship u? Mbanu.. Ori yin o pe sa

Anonymous said...

Mr man u better put ur family in order and enjoy ur marriage or u end up a dead man.

Terrific said...

Linda, please foward his email to me. I could help him with pepper also...

Unknown said...

Maybe u should stop doing things that upset ur wife.be faithful 2 her and see if things won't change 4 the best.divorcing a woman who have 4 kids 4 u cos of a girl out there isn't the best.after u marry that girlfriend of urs and she later realizes dat ure cheating on her( cos u will definately cheat on her since uve seen cheating as a normal thing 4 men)i bet u,she will show u d other side of her which might be worse dan wat ure going tru with ur wife now....NOTE,no woman will be happy with a man who cheats on her.u can ask ur mum.she will tell u better.i rest my case,i wish u well in wat ever decision u take.cheers

Unknown said...

LMAO!!! This ιƨ crazy! Divorce ιƨ never an option. You can give her an up keep money for the кι∂ѕ and ignore her for one month or possibly report her to her No1 Pastor, that's if she has one.

Unknown said...

Lmao this man is a clown.why cheat on your wife??? From your message you sound like you make known to her your infidelity so why won't she act the way she does? It is wrong to have done that to your gf though

Anonymous said...

Btw. Linda well done oo. I wrote to you to kindly spread the word on robbers who now take POS machines to pples houses to rob, hopefully my story can generate some awareness but u ignored and is posting the story of a mad house.

God dey. Fellow Nigerians pls beware.

Anonymous said...

still trying to figure out his point. Funny

*DONEX*

Unknown said...

oga wait oooo is it linda that wedded you and your wife? pls leave her out of this i beg u, you are not truthful to yourself as i dont see reasons why you should start any relationship with another lady while you were still married as now you have put that poor girl in trouble with ur mad wife(according to u) whom is ready to fight her till she run away from u, i will advise u to sort out things with ur wife by asking her why she is fighting you as i believe for her to have stay with u for 16years and with 4kids she must also have her good side, stay with her and sort out tins with her.

Anonymous said...

you are an absolute RETARD!!! i hope you lose your 'boys' because they don't deserve to grow up around a sick fool like u! Google the word 'marriage' u dumbass! maybe u'll find some answers there.. f**k**g idiot!

OJAI baby said...

Ojai says" ur gf's name is sorry because if u marry her, ur wife will tear her or even kil her. And y r u refering to we women, r we the one fighting U? Take ur time. Y do u cheat? That's y she wants to kill u. After doing all these for another woman u want her to be happy? What did u do to her before she started behaving that way. U must have bn cheating onm her and getting on her nerves. My fellow libers will handle ur case, I trust them. Bye

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd ooooo....stupid yeye man...divorce indeed...stupid cheat...

Anonymous said...

U are mad!! It's only ur balls she held,if na me, I 4 castrate u! He has d gall to b talking! Oloshi

chinero said...

Oga the problem from what u have said is not with your wife,its with u...you even sound mad,crazy and stupid....u make men look like. d devil himself..she has not even started wit u yet...as a man I shame for u oooo...agbaya...you even beat ur wife...u are shameless..

Anonymous said...

Family 1st, cz dat girl frnd of urs will turn out worst.

jennyA said...

Writer u are a very useless man, every man cheats and e dey sweet for ur mouth, na only ur balls she hold, she for use knife cut am throw way, if na ur wife dey cheat, u go dey talk dis rubbish, mr man @ what age u dey mumu, papa with 4 children, u need to grow up, so which moral lesson u dey teach ur children, (1) fight with ur wives, (2) be a useless cheat and e dey sweet for ur gutter mouth. Abeg pack well. Ur wife no try @ all, anybody wey come here come tell her make she dey pray for u, thunder go strike am down. Make ur wife make sure say she chase dat lady comot for dat area for life.

Anonymous said...

Mr man u better put ur family in order and enjoy ur marriage or u end up a dead man.

Anonymous said...

You are a stupid spineless man!!!!! What did u do to ur wife in 16yrs to turn her to a raging bull!!! Stupid man! Now u go on about ur boys, if they meant something u should have behaved! U Nigerian men just get away with all sorts, thank God she can stand her ground physically, if not u would definitely turn her to ur punching bag! Foolish man!!!

Anonymous said...

You ought to be ashamed of your self .......smh

Unknown said...

Good for you,so you want to beat up your wife and expect her to beg, you are very stupid,and is not all men that cheats on their wives. Instead of you to fix your problems, you are renting an apartment for another girl outside and Calling sweet goat, you are painting the woman as bad, from your story I think you are a very bad person, and you would have made her change from being nice to what she is today.

ficky007 said...

Lolzzzz..could this be real?I can't stop laughing

Unknown said...

You are a yeye man, you have recognized that woman are devils and yet, you are thinking of marrying your young girl friend. Do you think she will be better off? She is good to you because she does not "own" you yet, once you put her in the house, you will see more pepper.
Stay single my friend you don't need woman wahala.

Anonymous said...

Poster u are a goat. A fool @ forty, fool for life. Ewu

Anonymous said...

First of all, may all your curses go right back to sender! Secondly, you're only complaining about the every-other-day fights because it sounds like she's physically as strong as you are, otherwise you probably would have turned her into a punching bag. Thirdly, give me a couple of secs to laugh at what happened to your girlfriend.... Lmao!!! That should serve as a good lesson to all those other aristo girls out there. She, others like her and your cheating ways probably contributed to your marital troubles. How about you take a chill-pill, do away will your useless girlfriends, start respecting your family and yourself in the process before you really cause irreparable damage for yourself and your life........ Just Me

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha. Abeg, make una no kill me for this blog jare


Me sef get story...

Dear LIB readers, I'm a Nigerian who lives in d US. When I came home d last time. I fell in love with a monkey. I mean beautiful fine monkey o. Cos I'm tired of human beings. But the problem is, they refused to give my monkey fiance visa to come meet me in the US. What should I do?


Abeg, make una comot with all ur yeye stories

Chiby Kris said...

Chai!!! Some men are wicked. Dear poster, God will punish u and ur fellow unfaithful gender.... Next post plssssss

Anonymous said...

They pitied her oh. Only pepper in her vj? I for Cook better soup inside there and feed you with it. Ode man

Famous Amos said...

U re very stupid!

Unknown said...

don't insult women if u want our advise us...simple

Anonymous said...

Useless iresponsible asawo dog. Your wife is better offf without you bastard. She will meet a loving caring man who will be a good father to your 4 boys. May the lord punish you and your aids infected girlfriend.. I pray tou will never meet your boys again. To the ashawo girlrd, your own awair yoy. Nigerian men are gogs. Wobder why the wives are fairhful..

Anonymous said...

You're worthless. she should be the one writing this letter for advice not you. She should leave your ass because obviously you don't honor your marriage or respect the mother of your children. Since all men in Lekki cheat all women in Lekki should do the same thing your wife is doing to you...which is beat ya ass!

Malibu queen said...

Sango strike u dead u mistake of a man.How dare u open ur dirty stinking smelly mouth 2 say it will not b well wit women???Just bcos ur wife na Mike Tyson,does it involve all women?I bet it has never been well wit ur mother dats y it's affecting u.No wonder God gave u a pannel beater 4 a wife.Thunder soda ur life there u shameless woman wrapper.Its u who deserves pepper inside ur anus. Idiot of ur type!!!!

Anonymous said...

If this is for real, Oga sir abeg check yourself!
You seem to see everything wrong with your wife engaging in a wrestling bout with you, but explain away your conduct as a married man with gross infidelity behavior.
As much as I do not want to justify your wife's behavior, something tells me that you have warranted this (and even more sef)!
Abeg calm down, and be a responsible man in your home; stop contributing to the men that give Nigerian men a bad image.

Unknown said...

dont insult women if u want our advise...simple

Anonymous said...

Taaaaaaa!!! Innocent my arse! No innocent girl spreads her legs for anoda woman's husband. Hope it was tatashe plus atarodo plus red hot chilli pepper that was used to line her prostituting vagina! Shiiiiooooorrrr!! *kpomkwem*

Anonymous said...

Dunno wat 2 say here, as 4 u Linda pls get a good life cuz u soooooo fake...dnt knw if dis is one of ur acts too.

Anonymous said...

Fake story!

Anonymous said...

Fake story!

best baby said...

Mr. man pack, wht's ur own self! sick d face of God 1st instead of going after young girl that's old enough 2 be ur daughter 2 rest, a fool at 40 will remain a fool 4ever.

Anonymous said...

You Mr 48 years old are an incredibly selfish old man.
You want to eat your cake and have it abi? you drove your wife to become what she is now. you are not even ashamed or repentant.and the yeye small ole of a girl, they would soon finish her...you still want to see your boys abi so that that girlfriend of yours can try to poison them.... useless man...infact i am short of words for you

maverick said...

some cooked up ish #hilarious dough# thumbs up linda

Angie said...

Mtcheew!!
You are a useless man!.. You probably infected her with all those names/things you called her, cos you are no better than her.


*My R1.50c comment *

Unknown said...

You be yeye man, after recognizing women are devils you still want to marry your young girl friend, do you think she will be better off? She is good to you because she does not "own" you yet, wait till she becomes Mrs. she will show you pepper. Why cant you learn your lesson and stay single?

Anonymous said...

You must be a foolish man. A fool at 50 is a fool forever. You are 48yrs old so you aren't far off the mark. You definitely are an irresponsible husband so if your wife is the way she is, it's definitely because of you. You rip what you sow.

Unknown said...

The guy needs a shrink. I have no sympathy for him. Serves him right. Men like him shld be castrated!

Anonymous said...

Linda, you just cracked me up this evening! Very comical!

Anonymous said...

Linda, you just cracked me up this evening! Very comical!

kendall flower said...

Ewu... Please wife beat the hell out of him

Anonymous said...

ehn divorce...it's time to divorce...if she doesn't let you see your boys, you could have more children...
it's better than cheating on your wife

Anonymous said...

Linda, you just cracked me up this evening! Very comical!

Mab said...

Hahahahaha, this poster ur not serious, better leave ur gf and sit ur wife down and work things out

Anonymous said...

Wo, u will loose them, olujukokoro. Leave another mans daughter and go and fix ur marriage

Unknown said...

I'm a man and as much as I'd like to take your side my better reasoning just can't fathom what exactly you're getting at here. You justify your cheating and take your wife's actions as unjustifiable right? That's just funny. And did I read 'innocent girl'?! A lady dates a married man and she's innocent??? Gaddem, what's with folks nowadays sef?!

Anonymous said...

Idiot,money dat u will spend on ur wife nd kids u used it on one stupid girl dat is probably spending it on a young boy her own age.goat

sahnzylyn said...

Hahahaha. ...lmao. laff wan tear my pant for here. Serves you right, idiot! !! You want her to let you beat her and later apologize to you abi? Nchinchi tagbuo gi dia, enwe. In fact, a big lesson to african women out there. ..married or single, gone are the days you endure all the shits stupid men who think they can get away with treating women badly, give it to them the way they'll never forget. You better stick with your wife. Foolish man!!!

manda maras said...

Look at your mouth, from the story ure a trouble maker and u have the guts to open ur mouth to say that u cheat and u furnished a house for ur girlfriend. If I see ur wife I will hail her and as for the girl she deserve what she got. Pls all the single girls stay away from married me pray for God to give u ur own husband. Foolish and stupid man

Anonymous said...

when you went to the altar to say for better for worse, you have enjoyed the better now is time to hanging in there for the worst, besides your old enough to know that if you give your wife attention and the TLC you give ur gf she wont be on ur neck like that besides if u have problems talk it out or better still marriage counselling.

Anonymous said...

Lmaooooo!!! is this guy for real? Can he honestly not see he has a problem?

Anonymous said...

when you went to the altar to say for better for worse, you have enjoyed the better now is time to hanging in there for the worst, besides your old enough to know that if you give your wife attention and the TLC you give ur gf she wont be on ur neck like that besides if u have problems talk it out or better still marriage counselling.

BONARIOS BABY said...

Ewo! Another drammer,abeg I can't wait to see comments I trust my fellow libers enough lashing..

Anonymous said...

This. Is funny, but, u will hav to get a lawyer to help you with this, so that you will access to your kids, mayb Joint custody.

Anonymous said...

God punish devil. Na men worse pass. As if I care!

Anonymous said...

Stupid man, go and sort your family out. Who told you that girl won't fight you tomorrow? In fact na your death you dey find. Onye ara.

Chikaka said...

Serves you right. Big hiss.

Anonymous said...

IDIOT!!!! FIYANFILAMA THERE!!!!...UR CHEATING AND SLEEPING AROUND AND YOU EXPECT HER TO SIT DOWN AND LOOK....HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SHE WAS THE ONE CHEATING..AM SURE YOU WOULD HAVE CHASED HER FROM YOUR HOUSE.. TO EVEN THINK YOU HAVE 4 BOYS 2GETHA.....NAMASHOBI!!!!...UR EVEN LUCKY YOUR ALIVE...I WILL FEED YOU OTAPIAPIA..YOU DIE..CASE CLOSE....BUZU!!!!!! YOU ARE THE REAL FOOL... LINDA BIKO POST MY COMMENT NA..

Jay said...

Hahahahhhaahahahaha! This is just hilarious! The union between dis man and his wife appears like a match made in heaven. So u r a proud cheat, a serial one at that and u expect ur wife to be cool abt it? U've made a nag out of her n now u r looking for a safe haven. God pass u

Unknown said...

Stupid man!!he should be in jail.........selfish tin,so u want her to sit down and keepqueit whle u cheat on her bah!!next plz

Anonymous said...

What an ode!!! Linda u and these dumb stories.

Anonymous said...

Foolish man,I hope ur mother is frm ghana else u r sayin she is crazy also

Anonymous said...

Dis man is stupid, pepper no rich, come make put hot rod inside, I wish ur wife can kill. Stupid wife beater. I wish I cud electrocute ur balls n feed t to her den stab her. Stupid thing. Ewu gambia. Olosho man

Anonymous said...

Point of correction, not all men are cheats and am not one and u are a big fool to clearly state u have a gf and ur wife should hv sent her to her early grave, plus u too. Old asswipe. Get a life mr, be a man and straighten up things with ur lovely wife who am sure u feel in love with before getting married to her. Do u think she can't get young boys to get her laid? But am sure she's home being nice and this is what u pay her back with.. Infact why I dey talk to person wey no get sense!

Anonymous said...

This man is not serz oh,u jes found out she's evil after 16yrs.
Why are u so proud of infidelity? Ur wife's attitude is not a good justification. And pls don't curse"women" again. U can direct all the curses to ur wife. Nobody send u!

Anonymous said...

This one no be first to comment matter.... I wanna be first to laugh my friggin' ass off! #NoConstructiveComment

mide said...

Hmn I pity you. That girlfriend of yours is still acting right because you never marry her enter house. I think you and your wife should visit a marriage councillor and sort your differences out. I have found myself in a similar situation. Biko sort your difference out.. you'll be glad you did. Lest I forget that your GF hope you know say if money finish for ya hand she no go love you again? #be wise

mide said...

Hmn I pity you. That girlfriend of yours is still acting right because you never marry her enter house. I think you and your wife should visit a marriage councillor and sort your differences out. I have found myself in a similar situation. Biko sort your difference out.. you'll be glad you did. Lest I forget that your GF hope you know say if money finish for ya hand she no go love you again? #be wise

Anonymous said...

Mehn dis is really funny linda,was jst laffin all tru. Bck 2 d matter Mr man u hv 2 choose btwn ur kids or ur girlfrnd. Think twice...

confessor said...

First of all u don't need our advice. U re a fool gan. U cheat n most guyz do and u fight wiv ur wife u don't beat her. Oloshi nio oo.

Anonymous said...

Real men don't cheat on their wives. You are not a real man jor.

Anonymous said...

Good for d girl datin a man old enough to b ur father.shame on her

Nonny said...

#scratching head vigorously,for the fact that ur wife is mad does not give u d right to call all women mad,rem u re born of a woman so in oda words u re calling ur moda and sistas mad.instead of u to amend ur home u went abt' chasing young girls meaning u re 'MAD' too.

Anonymous said...

I bow to u o u r d cheat n u want a divorce, why not be man enough to give ur wife wot she wants. Even wit divorce u will be given chance to see ur boys

Anonymous said...

You are the most stupid man ever created by God. You must be very insane 2 curse the womenfolk cos of ur irresponsible wife. Birds of the same feather flock together. Both of u are the same.

Anonymous said...

Foolish man,I hope ur mother is frm ghana else u r sayin she is crazy also

Anonymous said...

Nawa oooo, u no evn try ooo Buh anyways sha I fink it's tym 4 a divorce cos I can imagine not avin peace in ur home 4 d rest of ur lyf, evry1 deserves 2 b happy. Nd as for ur boys dey'll eventually knw wu deir father is make er knw u arn't abandonin dem nd do all u can do 2 kip dem close. So sorry 4 u ooo nd ur wife is rili mad tho, lol

mide said...

Plus you must be a stupid man to still be engaging in a physical fight with your wife.

mide said...

Plus you must be a stupid man to still be engaging in a physical fight with your wife.

Anonymous said...

This isn't real pls. This story is just made up...cos if it's real ther r no words to describe how stupid dis man is.

abake said...

You are a shameless man!!!

Anonymous said...

Ur wife is ur perfect medication. LoL

Veeon said...

WOW!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF TO ACCEPT YOU CHEAT AND THINK ITS NORMAL FOR MEN LIVING IN LEKKI. IF THIS IS TRUE YOU ARE VERY VERY STUPID AND AN IDIOT.

BUT

If its not true, thank you for the nice laughs. lol

Uche said...

Linda please confirm for us. Seems another bomb exploded in Nyanya Abuja. Please confirm in your all knowing way and let us know ASAP. Please.

Dee Brown said...

stories like dis pisses me off. so u cheat and expect happiness? stupid man. and why did linda post dis crap?

Anonymous said...

LMAO....mi goodness....both of you are horrible

Anonymous said...

U r an.ode!oleshi!..who told u d one u met is any better..I hope.they beat her very well.mtscheew..u r lucky she did not tear ur balls.go and try and work.out ur marriage.u haff not comot from.ds one u want to enter another.it takes one person for a relationship to work not two.so analyze urslf even if d devil is ur wife.

Anonymous said...

Mehn this is funny linda. Was just laffin all tru *lmao*. Mr man back 2 d matter, make a right decision ur boys or ur gf think twice.

Anonymous said...

You saying God punish women,your girlfriend is what a lizard.........she will not only hold your balls but also cut them off and feed it to you lizard girlfriend......Aunty linda please post my comment abeg

Anonymous said...

Youre a stupid man

marypacy said...

Linda pls another bomb blast near nyanya park confirm today workers day God of mercy help ur dieying children

Anonymous said...

lmao, the man na agbaya and the wife na big balu.

Anonymous said...

"You love your gf too much"...thats the same way you loved your wife initially. people change, what are you doing to bring out the devil in your wife? It takes 2 to tango, the devil you know is better than the angel you dont know.

From a woman....

Unknown said...

Ure just a stupid and foolish man. She has not even started with u yet. U will reap what u sow. Nah ur boys u want

Anonymous said...

Fake story!!! Next!!!!

Anonymous said...

U are a very stupid man if u say ur gfrnd..when u married ur wif didn't u luv ha? If nt den y did u marry her? Now d gf is now beta dan d woman u married yrs bck.....u r 48 for christ sake u r'nt a kid again. Man go home and settle wit ur wif...u ppl shld find d prob n settl t nd forget abt dat gfrnd tinx abeg...sometimes i use to wonder abt dis stupid men u mak galfrnds y dey r married. Nonsense!!...linda abeg post ma comment!

Anonymous said...

He's a big fool. I hate guys dat cheat 2 d extent dat dia wife knows about it. Well just know dat d gf in question is there cos u r loaded. Lust is killing u. Mkpi lol. Dey no put d pepper well 4 her vagina. All dis gals dat won't liv married men. Karma is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Fake tale I tell u liyy no mind dem buh d joke was kul n d imaginary woman sef z kind if na me sorry for ur lyf u n ur gal frnd go hear am

Seun Ajet said...

Wetin we no go hear,orisirisi

Anonymous said...

I want to advise every woman to stay clear every cheating husband mbok. I've seen a lot of women infected and children orphaned because of dogs like yourself. You are an awefully disgusting old hag*yeah u r d hag* and i admire your wife and pray ur boys don't turn out to be lyk u. Oloriburuku. Oloshi

Anonymous said...

Ewu Gambia!

Seun Ajet said...

Orisirisi

Anonymous said...

First of all, Mr man you are a big idiot. This is a true saying that age does not define maturity. Are you ok? So you cheated, and you want your wife to remain silent? Worse still you said you fight physically, and so you should be allowed to beat her while she will come to apologise? Dreamers club. If it was me, I will not only beat you but pour hot water on you and rub that same pepper on your balls. You have no form of shame. 48 and you're fighting with a woman. Divorce her abeg. Let the woman go and find happiness. Agbaya.

Seun Ajet said...

Wetin we no go hear,orisirisi

Da Epic Pen said...

Loooooool, our 911 caller simply cant command the love and respect of his wife, and this could be traced back to him. When a married man seeks comfort outside and leaves his home and responsibilities unattended to, he is inviting trouble. Though some wives could drive their husbands to the edge, but every man should endeavour to be loving, caring, and responsible. Women are soft in heart but not weak in heart.

Anonymous said...

Dis guy deserves wateva cums his way. Am happy his wife can fight him...

Anonymous said...

First this sounds more lik a badly written prose fiction.But in any case,I don't wanna side with ur wife but I think with ur silly curses nd swear words already shows u're not a man but a beast.fiy,u're also stupid 4 expecting to beat ur wife while she let's u nd later com apologise...crazy man.

Anonymous said...

You lack manners and your mouth is full of mean words. Did you ever open your bible to know what God says about adultery ? Because people are doing it so you think you can also do it . Grow up please !

Anonymous said...

Both you and your wife are shameless fools

Anonymous said...

Idiot man? See. Ur life? Pattluvz

Anonymous said...

Poster you are a useless annoying little man. How dare you say women are supposed to allow men beat them? How dare you say married lekki husbands all cheat? You are getting what you deserve and I pray your wife cuts off your balls and feeds them to dogs. Shameless arrogant Agbaya!

Anonymous said...

Lmao. Oga sir, you're cheating on ur wife and still have the gut to curse her. That's not fair. Please do all you can to work things out with your wife for the sake of your boys. You can't be too sure what your gf will turn out to be later. May God grant you wisdom

James said...

Kai Linda! This guy is playing with you. Meanwhile I sent you a message requiring some help and you ignored me.

Thank you :)

Leecia said...

Wahala dey oooo,hw we go take solve dis kind family matter?Linda oya ansa him.

Anonymous said...

You accused ur wife of not beeing a good wife and what do u call your self?a good husband?oh! Pls cut d crap.you r even so proud to say dat other women allow their husbands to beat them and still apologize to their husbands.oh! You want ur wife to turn her self into ur punching bag to be a good wife to u.you cheat on ur wife and u expect her to be happy abt it,u even got d nerves to say u love ur galfrd and wanna marry her when u r still married.I hate men dat don't see infidelity as anything. DiDI

Anonymous said...

Choi!!! Is this story for real? This man is really mad. U mean u are so proud that u hv a gf and even rented a house for her? If care is not taking u live with ur wife in a one room apartment. Point of correction, all women are not stupid and all men doesn't cheat like u fool. God help u

Da Epic Pen said...

Loooooool, our 911 caller simply cant command the love and respect of his wife, and this could be traced back to him. When a married man seeks comfort outside and leaves his home and responsibilities unattended to, he is inviting trouble. Though some wives could drive their husbands to the edge, but every man should endeavour to be loving, caring, and responsible. Women are soft in heart but not weak in heart.

Anonymous said...

I hv never comented on this blog b4 but an regular reader, this story got me so angry and push me to say something. This man is a very selfish man, he might not be providing for his family and he is busy furnishing an apartment for a girl bcos all men chaets! Stupid man!

Anonymous said...

U are d cause of ur problem & u are here insultin Nigeria women.
Fix ur home ''fool'' & stop rantin.

I think dis story is fictional anyway.

BONARIOS BABY said...

I read this story 4x for proper assimilation, and if I tell u my advice omg! U'd think forever,cus ur not a good man too,will cheating on your wife solve your problem,ur suppose to sit ur wife down and talk to her as d head of the house,find out what her problem is and u guys should settle amicably,instead turning ur home into a wrestling ground, and as for your wife what will she gain in destroying her home she has built for 16yrs,women need to slow down already,don't give room for young girls to take over cus I bet u u'll forever regret it,there are so many girls out there that are willing to show love and affection to d man ur giving hell in d house,love ur husband and u'll see changes,rem love superceeds all.that's my own point of view. I pray never to be a nagging or disrespectful wife and I pray above all never to marry a cheat as a husband.

Anonymous said...

Loooooool! OMG! I just can't stop laughing. Linda that man is a comedian.....

Anonymous said...

You are a very foolish man. To think all you are doing is very normal. Do u even read ur bible at all. If dis sorry is true den dis man shuld be burnt alive.

Anonymous said...

Pepper in Vagina kwa!!! That's an outta control wife right there ...

Not that I condone your cheating ways but the girl don suffer oooo
#GaMuGaZa

Anonymous said...

First... its nt gud that u ppl quarrel always... u shuld hav sat down n tlkd lyk to mature adults about d problems u people have and how u feel about it instead of fuccing cheating on her u bastard!!! Uve bt seen crazy yet! Beast! As for the whore, she's lucky its jst pepper cos I culd hav givn an acid bath to both u and the grl. ..jst wait! D madness jst got startd... bloody retard

Anonymous said...

BOSS I AM IN A SIMILAR SITUATION I FEEL UR PAIN!

Anonymous said...

Linda another bomb blast in nyanya

Anonymous said...

Dear man, u are crazy that's what. Have u sat down to compile ur shortcomings? U come here to complain about ur wife's character, what about urs, we've nt heard anything abt it. There must be smtin u're nt telling us, no one is perfect u knw, so spill it, we'll understand.* Jayd*

Anonymous said...

I'm so sad:(

Lanky said...

Oga u are so dump and clueless... Linda I dnt even know why u post such thing here. Lazy ass old foolish man.

Unknown said...

#Mrman you are a big fool

spycy said...

Lol this man is a comedian#we women devils ?na wa o.Am stil laughing sha.linda abeg post my comment ooo it abt that time plz

Anonymous said...

wow...dump your girlfriend, and send your wife parking, you can hire a maid to take care of your children and let them visit her occasionally

Anonymous said...

Oluwaoh. @ she held my balls and what did u do?u screemed!!! Hw i wish she brought down d balls to the floor for the 4 boys to play ball with. Have u prayed, talked 2 her, or even tell ur pastor or her parents. The only solution dat came 2 ur big head is 2 cheat. He who fears to fight 2day lives 2 fight 2moro. U think ur new girl friend is a saint. U will still fight with her 2moro. Let me relax as i wait for other comments 2 roll in. Hahahaha

Anonymous said...

When she De suck ur balls, in a be mate then abi. Hilarious.........

Anonymous said...

You're clearly a deluded idiot, you want to marry your girlfriend? i thought you just cursed all women? or perhaps your so called girlfriend is a man…

So your wife must be a lunatic to get into fights with you and you are a saint??? obviously you aren't any good yourself. And you justifying your reasons for cheating because all men cheat!!!
You are a 40+ fool and need help. As stupid as you are asking a blogger for help!!!! are you for real? you make me sick!!!

Anonymous said...

WOW SORRY O

Unknown said...

bros the atitude of this woman the lead to wan marry again? haba was there no reason why u married her in the first place? or u married her by mistake? well i don't know your believe Christians don't marry more than one wife.call her to order maybe re the cause of the whole problem as u said u like to eat okoro soup outside.

nella said...

Linda there's rumour of another bomb blast in Nyanya. please confirm!

Anonymous said...

POOR GUY

EGOVIN said...

BIA oga u sure say u no smoke igbo(WEED) the type wen dem dey sell for waterside for lekki?

OTUKO said...

why r you cheating on you wife too or would you take if it is the other way around. agbaya, mumu, ode oshi

Anonymous said...

If this is not a joke then this poster is d height of stupidity and his wife deserves a medal for standing up to domestic violence
This is the real stupid mentality of the average nigerian man
Poster go to ur church pulpit on sunday and tell the congregation ur story and don't forget to drop tithe and clap for yourself afterwards.FOOL

Anonymous said...

Find a good lawyer and proof that she is crazy, thats a good place to start. You can always arrange for shared custody besides it seems you're the sole provider. Anyways, is it time for a divorce, yes!!

Anonymous said...

Wow..ur are an adult and I expect u to knw better, a real man never hits a woman...do u expect ur wife to be a punching bag, am glad she cud stand for herself..hope every woman goin through abuse will stand up for themselves...my advice to ur wife -she shud go learn martial arts so she can beat u wella ....a real man neva cheat on their wives....whatever u sow is what u will reap..pls dont sow a bad seed ...u still have a future ahead of u ...

Anonymous said...

Blood of God!!! Sir, na ur head gan gan mad and crazy dey live o.

Anonymous said...

Mtsheeww.....on to the next one please! Lindodo pls confirm if it's true there's another bomb blast in Abuja

Anonymous said...

Ewu Gambia...tah!go n take several seat abeg...wetin ur wife do u...mind u,NT al men cheat cos Av bn married for 8yrs...oniranu lukin 4advise..xty

Anonymous said...

heheheheh....na wa oh...laugh wan kill me....

Anonymous said...

You're a very silly old man and it will never be well with you either for wishing us women evil. you're a greedy little son of a gun! How dare you ! you think its ok to cheat? look at you talking about other women letting their husbands beat them and then going to apologize? you must be stupid. did your father beat your mother ? anyway i blame your sons for not dislocating your jaw a long time ago for treating their mother this way. I don't even wish for my worst enemy to fall into the hands of someone like you. TU FIA AKWA!

Anonymous said...

The balls part is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Big mcheeeeew, if ure insulting and cursing all the women in nigeria nd everywhere jus dnt forget ur Mother and sisters re not an exemption, useless man at ur age u can't keep ur home, go and rent more houses for all your girl frnds... Ewu
Matty

Anonymous said...

Linda there's another bomb blast at nyanya , could u confirm this pls



BF2

Anonymous said...

Your girlfriend is very stupid. if she is ready to cheat with you, cheating on you would come easy to her. And what type of advice do you want, i find you very stupid. What peace will you have when you are looking for trouble yourself. No man should ever beat his wife. I am tired of the very condescending way of thinking, Nigerian men possess. Women need to stand up more like this woman here and fight off the ill- morals and raise the bar of ethics in our society. Thanks for teaching the no good foolish young girl a lesson ma. This is from a 22 year old girl

Anonymous said...

You are the cause of your problem. Why do u cheat on your wife? Yes, let your wife kill you. U will never have peace unless you are faithful to her. Rubbish!

gail Abel said...

First u are not entitiled to cheat on your wife it is not d right tin to do, and also knw dat d devil u knw and has given u 4 boys is better dan ur present angel gf dat u don't knw.ur angel might be worst after 16 years , 4 boys if u cheat on her she might even cut off ur **ck so pls go back home n love ur wife remember u were in love 16 years ago.and to linda pls post my comment it took me tym to type #winks#

Anonymous said...

Linda, I really think you should not put up some of these stories. Some obviously come from jokers

Anonymous said...

Lol. This is a very funny one. You cheat and you want your wife to be an angel? lmao.. Wake up man and enjoy! You need Help..

Anonymous said...

Your girlfriend is very stupid. if she is ready to cheat with you, cheating on you would come easy to her. And what type of advice do you want, i find you very stupid. What peace will you have when you are looking for trouble yourself. No man should ever beat his wife. I am tired of the very condescending way of thinking, Nigerian men possess. Women need to stand up more like this woman here and fight off the ill- morals and raise the bar of ethics in our society. Thanks for teaching the no good foolish young girl a lesson ma. This is from a 22 year old girl

Anonymous said...

Linda my dear and dear people of this great blog, please help me tell this man that he is the one that's mad. May his mouth get rotten for causing all Nigerian women. Stupid man, so you wish to have a wife that will allow you beat her and will even come back to beg you. May God punish you.

I pray your wife will get more strength so she can fight you well anytime you try her. May she even crush those rotten balls of yours. Foolish man.

As for that your very beautiful girlfriend, I pity her. I'm sure you want to marry her bcos you think she will allow you to beat her and she will beg you on top of the beating. Shameless man.

In fact, why am I wasting time commenting on this fake story. I don't believe any man can really be this foolish. I'm out.

Anonymous said...

Like seriously,is this man OK? Haahahahaha laf wan kill e for here

Anonymous said...

Go home n talk to ur wife as a mature man, n also break up with ur gf.

Anonymous said...

Laff wan kill me ooooooooo!!! Could dis guy b serious??....

Anonymous said...

wht make her mad in d house first dat is d question 4 u.

Anonymous said...

OmG I can't stop laughing.. I've never laughed like this on this blog.. I wlda had a few things to say, including yabbing this mumu man, buht I just keep laughing my ass out!

Anonymous said...

Fool ur stupid infidelity turned ur wife into what she is today I hope she deals with u even more stupid man.

Anonymous said...

Fool ur stupid infidelity turned ur wife into what she is today I hope she deals with u even more stupid man.

Anonymous said...

Foolish man,it shall not be well with you too. Rubbish

Anonymous said...

W.T.F! Is dis real. If dis is real d man dat wrote dis bullshit is a shameless retarded beast. See ur mouth. @48 u re still messing up. Kitikpa na otolo gbarie gi onu I ji ako dis shit. Ewu. It serves u right.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm bros am speechless oh,frankise said so via AKATEL

puregold said...

Craziest story ever! Hilarious!! Sir, since both of u are tired of each other,go ur seperate ways. And as for the boys,u can have a joint custody.
Marriage no be by force before u kill her or either way.

Amarachukwu. said...

U and your wife are very funny!!! Can't stop laughing

Anonymous said...

I really pity u ooo cos u guys weren't meant 4 each oda but u still married her anyways & for 16yrs, guy jst leave d relationship cos u guys would still leave each oda

E teddy said...

This man need to visit the psychiatric home....I swear

Anonymous said...

Linda anoda bomb blast in nyanya, same spot jst nw

Anonymous said...

Yeye man. See u abusing ur wife, telling her it wont be well with her when its u that's d cheating bastard! See ur mouth dat all naija men cheat, so does dat make it right? Ur wife was even lenient wit ur balls. I would have removed dem completely lemme see d d#$k ul use on ur igbo gf. Mshewww

Anonymous said...

U r just a sick man. It's as simple as dat.

Unknown said...

Lol am so inlove wif ds woman.... hahaha real africn woman

Unknown said...

Lwkmd.... u deserv evwi single shit dats happning

Anonymous said...

U r senseless

Asamkpotoko said...

Mr. Man,d fact dat u r a cheat doesn't mean all men(married or single)cheat! Again,d fact dat ur wife is a "mad/crazy woman"doesn't mean all women are! You have been married 16yrs,and for dat 16yrs she has being like dis n u r still alive?mister,be a man and call ur wife 2 order pls! Its possible ur xter pushed her in2 dis but all u can tell us is ur half baked story!

Anonymous said...

Lmaoo. Wow

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD, I JUST CANT. LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Linda, if we men open our mouth to tell u what we face with these women at home then you will understand that it is no home video, infact we face more from the wife's family, a reverse of the olden days where a woman faces issues with the hubby's family. God go save us o. Abeg try hold a semminar on this issue make we men bare our minds.

o dear said...

Ok I just got in trouble at work for laughing so hard! Uncontrollably at that! Biko I no fit advice. This man is a clown. His wife is just a character! Fighting a man like two men fighting and even grabbing balls? Hahahahahahah

prettyjules said...

This Man is a standard Fool.. it is U whom God will punish eternally. Look at this nonsense he is typing.. i love my gal friend I can't leave her!! I pray ur wife kills u sooner dan u think..

Anonymous said...

you are a very stupid man, ur wife tried.... she should have put the pepper in her anus too..... Useless man...... No wonder she is making the house unbearable for u, i pray she divorces u quickly before u give her HIV/AIDS.... FOOLISH IDIOT....

Anonymous said...

Agbaya Oshi. Abeg park well joor and get real. U lucky dem no put the pepper inside your John Thomas. Agafu nwunru anwu!

NWUNYE EMI

Anonymous said...

Mumu president no make me laugh Jo.didn't u date r
JJ wafi babe

IBK said...

Mschewwww.Nonsense man!.Why should you beat her in the first place.So you expect her to fold her arms while you make a living dead right.Point of correction,not all Nigerian Men cheat.You may stoop so low to cheat but not all have such low self esteem.Moreover am sure she didn't wasn't that way when you married her.You turned her to that.
Linda ikeji post my comment o.This is my first comment on your blog

IBK said...

Mschewwww.Nonsense man!.Why should you beat her in the first place.So you expect her to fold her arms while you make a living dead right.Point of correction,not all Nigerian Men cheat.You may stoop so low to cheat but not all have such low self esteem.Moreover am sure she didn't wasn't that way when you married her.You turned her to that.
Linda ikeji post my comment o.This is my first comment on your blog

Anonymous said...

Man, are u nt mad, crazy and stupid?

Anonymous said...

Oga if I may say ur jst a mutured he goat u really got wot u deserve ur family happiness is nt even ur priority is jst abt ur Boyz tell dt ur gf dt dey even mercy for her dey for use 16mm rod put for her toto n wina am real hard since she de find dick she no see young men na old dying he goat like u,pple like u bokoharam shuld jst kidnapp n our women wil jubilet not innocent young girls oga serious if boko kill people like u I won't go wrk for 1 week I wil be buzy drinking beer for ur grave shame no even catch u,u de find solution as in askn de best place to bury u cause u wil die very soon ur dead already is jst to fix u somewhea so dt it wil mture!stupid

Anonymous said...

Geerout!! Agbaya! Thank God you don't have a daughter! Imagin your daughter's husband talking this type of nonsense in the future! You men so know how to dish it and yet cannot handle half of this shit if dished back to you. Nonsense! Big hissss......

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