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West Africa Fashion Week

Frank Osodi Richard of the House of Bunor in conjunction with Jan Malan of the Mnet Face of Africa fame presents West Africa Fashion Week 2008.

A three day explosive West Africa gfashion show, showcasing top 10 West Africa's fashion designers and top Nigerian designers. Fabric and accessory exhibition, fashion student workshop and young designer competition.

For enquiries and sponsorship, please call

08033257711, 08055170366, 08023085061, 01 7933580

http://www.wafashionweek.com/

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News

Jolie & Pitt welcome twins
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are proud parents of twins, a boy and girl

Angelina is sure living the hollywood dream. A great career, a drop dead gorgeous man by her side and six children to go with it. What more can a woman ask for? Congrats to the couple.

Russel Simmons has broken up with his live-in-lover, Porschla Coleman. His ex Kimora Lee Simmons is still with her beau, Djimon Hounsou...

Jokes

Duties of a Wife
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had giventheir new wives duties.

The 1st man had married an Asian woman

and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

The 2nd man had married a White woman.

He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the 1st day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the 3rd day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The 3rd man married a Black woman.

He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the 1st day he didn't' see anything, the 2nd day he didn't see anything but by the 3rd day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.


Gotta love those Black women!!!! -
LOL!!!

What sex is your computer?

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should d efinitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora' ), because:

1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador') , because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time > > they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

Naturally, the women won.

LOL!!!

Have a beautiful week ahead.