A twitter user said this is the closest thing they have to a beach in Enugu state. Fun seekers trooped to the place during the yuletide to have fun. See another photo after the cut...
Sad as in what? Bia linda na my state u dey diss like dis? We all know that enugu as the name imply is a rocky state, so what does the tweeter handle that sent it expect. Ook we have hear.
Hahaha... akwuke beach Garki.. memories. way back 2001, my school bf took me there on our 1st date and I really had fun. We are now married and I bless God... 042 di uto biko gwazi kwa ndi yard unu..lol... lindiway wetin u bring come back ooo, share chokolati biko
LWKMD!!! IS THAT NOT A STREAM? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I’m sure you will not post this, you are so tribalistic its oozing out of your pores, if it was Ibadan you will translate it into a poor joke, but cos it’s your poverty ridden village, u turned it into disneyland… what did I expect from an igbotic girl like you anyway
I’m sure you will not post this, you are so tribalistic its oozing out of your pores, if it was Ibadan you will translate it into a poor joke, but cos it’s your poverty ridden village, u turned it into disneyland… what did I expect from an igbotic girl like you anyway
Linda, I no blame you. :-) Aaah; na my..mehn..Enugu na correct town o. We rock am. I think its Akwuké beach, I could be wrong. Dem dayz of house parties. Holidays groove. 80's and 90's; God!!!!! Wey the photographs? Independence Layout..Achara Layout..GRA..Uwani..New-Haven..etc. Those were the dayz. Do kids still drive their parents cars these dayz? Back then; it was fun. We were never bored. Ask somebody. Hey!!!!!!
Linda, Please I want u to put up this crazy news on ur site......
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Nothing is bad here, it's nt deir fault deres no real beach
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ReplyDeleteSad as in what? Bia linda na my state u dey diss like dis? We all know that enugu as the name imply is a rocky state, so what does the tweeter handle that sent it expect. Ook we have hear.
DeleteHw beach go dey enugu. Na you wan make am
DeleteHmmmm
ReplyDeleteU go fear beach
Linda, Please I want u to put up this crazy news on ur site......
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ReplyDeleteLmao this is callle "ILE PUPA" TF!! Beach ke
DeleteLMFAOO!! That's just a huge puddle! Hahaha
ReplyDeleteAt least it's better than none. Ibadan needs something lyk dis as well
ReplyDeleteThis is awesomely beautiful. Oh the wonders of creation. THE LORD IS MY STRENGTH
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe eyah....this is just sad lol
ReplyDeleteLol. Heard its Rili dusty there wit red sands and rough topography
ReplyDeleteIndeed a beach,why dem no kuku dig borehole there
ReplyDeleteAt. Least they try get dis one,we. No get something wey look like this for my own state.
ReplyDeleteIt luks scary..... But kul
ReplyDeleteHahaha lindada this one no be beach na plenty play sand and small water...lol
ReplyDeleteLocal beach...
ReplyDeleteCome and see d beauty of wht is called beach in Lagos.
abi o, beach indeed!
ReplyDeleteWow..see fun.Enugu nd red soil sha
ReplyDeletewell its better than nothing
ReplyDeleteLol. Linda your caption sometimes de very funnny. See sarcasm all over. But enugu no try sha
ReplyDeleteWhere in Enugu pls?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahha..see beach
ReplyDeletena so now...wetin dey go do now.
ReplyDeleteLol no b. Small tin o.i dey tels u
ReplyDeleteLol...at least na something
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Looks like an artificial beach but is OK
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Lol... Confirm beach!! It shud be called 'freeland beach'
ReplyDeletelol! Its better than nothing
ReplyDeleteWhen the desirable is not available, the available becomes desirable
ReplyDeleteLinda u no go kill me, dis na erosion naa. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteHahaha... akwuke beach Garki.. memories. way back 2001, my school bf took me there on our 1st date and I really had fun. We are now married and I bless God... 042 di uto biko gwazi kwa ndi yard unu..lol... lindiway wetin u bring come back ooo, share chokolati biko
ReplyDeleteSO? beats staying indoors doing nothing!
ReplyDeleteNa beach na. Use what u have to achieve what u want
ReplyDeleteOh gosh!!! That's so pathetic.
ReplyDeleteNa nollywood beach be this na
ReplyDeleteain't funny
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lol! it looks like river in my my villa 'Nvuna' at at na em bad pass lol...
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Oh well, to each his own.
ReplyDeleteMadam Linda is dia a big river in Enugu to talk more of beach? it is called Akurke beach cos majority of Enugu ppl has neva seen a real beach
ReplyDeleteNever heard of something like that, even though and from Enugu.... Maybe that's oji river
ReplyDeleteBeach or River? #holdslaugh
ReplyDeleteThis one is not a standard beach.
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ReplyDeleteThat's interesting. Lovely land view
ReplyDeleteLol it looks like a swampy area loll
ReplyDeleteKai! see pple thirsty for fun. Wonder what happens when they visit Lasgidi. Left to be imagined. #whistlingandwalkingaway
ReplyDeletelolz
ReplyDeleteIt looks good.
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Nice beach!
ReplyDeleteEnugu is a beautiful city. There are other places to have fun besides the "beach".
ReplyDeleteAkuke beach
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LOOL ... this is funny but come Linda, expect Enugu indegenes to come for you soon ....
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Lmaooo
ReplyDeleteLmaooo
ReplyDeleteIts a lovely place atleast shoprite go free small for there
ReplyDelete>>>> I don't want to laugh but I can't help myself lol. <<<<
ReplyDeleteNo matter what, 042 rocks big time.
ReplyDeleteNice development but I hope it will not turn young girls into runs!
ReplyDeleteLoolz! Na wa o
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Hmmm, Enugu people,hope you enjoyed the festive period at the suppose beach?
ReplyDeleteLWKMD!!! IS THAT NOT A STREAM? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ReplyDeleteIt's better than nothing, create d fun if necessary
ReplyDeleteBeach my ass..even crab no dey the water.. This one na water no b lake
ReplyDeleteSo nice.
ReplyDeleteFuck'what the hell is this?
ReplyDeleteThis is a desert area wiped out by flood....Lolz...Afi beach na
ReplyDeletewaoooo I wish to go to beach one day, I've never been there
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ReplyDeleteLMAO! eeyaah we dey enjoy for lagos ooo...
ReplyDeletewaoooo I wish to go to beach one day, I've never been there
ReplyDeletewaoooo I wish to go to beach one day, I've never been there
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteThat's serious oooo
ReplyDeleteUsing what you have to get what you want. Thought a beach should come with an ocean ni fa!
For real? I can't see any water or stream. Anyway you make do with what you have.
ReplyDeleteVery funny..one can barely see a stream
ReplyDeleteDis one na lake abeg
ReplyDeleteIts fun
ReplyDeleteAba has a better beach...lol
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Where s the water body? Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteLool
ReplyDeleteI’m sure you will not post this, you are so tribalistic its oozing out of your pores, if it was Ibadan you will translate it into a poor joke, but cos it’s your poverty ridden village, u turned it into disneyland… what did I expect from an igbotic girl like you anyway
ReplyDeleteI’m sure you will not post this, you are so tribalistic its oozing out of your pores, if it was Ibadan you will translate it into a poor joke, but cos it’s your poverty ridden village, u turned it into disneyland… what did I expect from an igbotic girl like you anyway
ReplyDeleteWow! Me likey,looks so cool.
ReplyDelete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Atleast they still have something, some states don't even have something close to this
ReplyDeleteAw didn't know Enugu has beach.
ReplyDeleteCool beach
ReplyDeleteCan't see d beach water
ReplyDeleteOh well! I saw it on twitter during christmas, dey were even having shows there
ReplyDelete@ least d av somewhere as close as a beach...
ReplyDeletehe he he..... LAGOS SHOULD JUST DIRECT THE BAR BEACH WATER TO THAT STATE, JUST LIKE CHINA DID...
ReplyDeleteSand+water=beach, even if it's artificial
ReplyDeleteIs good to appreciate what God has given you.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the water, mbok?
ReplyDeleteThis one Na stream oo....Even as worse as Alfa beach is here in Lagos.. its better than this.
ReplyDeleteLooks like ish was formed by erosion. That Flowin H2o n the fake beach must be very dirty.
ReplyDeleteI can't see any water ...I wonder y its a beach
ReplyDeleteNice one.
ReplyDeletetoo much money
ReplyDeleteThis one Na stream oo....Even as worse as Alfa beach is here in Lagos.. its better than this.
ReplyDeleteLinda y na......d beach is dry buh it's manageable
ReplyDeleteLagos is the baba of all
ReplyDeleteKul
ReplyDeleteHalfbread is beta dan all of dem #FunIsFun
ReplyDeletebeach? Eyaaaaaah
ReplyDeletePlz o, Wat part of Enugu is beach located
ReplyDeleteVERULE says - Nice one,Flexin tins. "Beautifu is life"
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't they claim Lagos.
ReplyDeleteVery close to a beach. Anyway, it don't matter. As long as they are having fun.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it was so much fun for dem too
ReplyDeleteNo problem. As long as the indigenes are happy with the excitement in the place.
ReplyDeleteNot bad.
ReplyDeleteWahahahha. .. Ibadan gets a rest for a change. Well this is pitiful tho!!
ReplyDeleteBeach abi desert, they shud turn d place to sometin beta..
ReplyDeleteIt's only that dude with k-leg in the first pic that I could spot. Lol see them "kashing fun" hehe
ReplyDeleteDis one na bitch or lake
ReplyDeleteOh wow. Don't i just love Nigerians. Make d best of whatever u have joor.
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ReplyDeleteAkuke beach!!!!...LOL!...the first time I went there, I couldn't contain my lafta...we r rily blessed in lagos!!!...chaaii!
ReplyDeletewhere is the beach loacted?
ReplyDeleteAkwuke beach dats right
ReplyDeleteLaughing in spanish!!!!! All doe is possible, well congrats to enugu people
ReplyDeleteAt least they created their own fun package...
ReplyDeleteEnugu no won carry last as e day hot
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Lol. Akwuwe beach. Been there Before
ReplyDeleteHahaha, u ppl have something at all, what of states that don't. Make do with what u have
ReplyDeleteLook like where TB delivers mad peeps. Just kidding. Engr Emy
ReplyDeleteErosion turned beach.
ReplyDeleteHaaaahhhhhaa... Dis is not a beach na; its only sand
ReplyDeletesmh..looks more like a lake , welcome to nigeria where anything can happen
ReplyDeleteEnugu representing
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteat list its btr appreciating wat ur than dreaming of wat u don't have
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood to know
What happened? Did the water evaporate?
ReplyDeleteBible says, "...and be content with such things as ye have:..."
ReplyDeleteLinda, I no blame you. :-) Aaah; na my..mehn..Enugu na correct town o. We rock am. I think its Akwuké beach, I could be wrong. Dem dayz of house parties. Holidays groove. 80's and 90's; God!!!!! Wey the photographs? Independence Layout..Achara Layout..GRA..Uwani..New-Haven..etc. Those were the dayz. Do kids still drive their parents cars these dayz? Back then; it was fun. We were never bored. Ask somebody. Hey!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteENUGUSHI BEACH...lol
ReplyDeleteAt least they had fun.
ReplyDeleteEnugu, my Enugu!
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People can lie joh....the person is a pathetic liar....this beach is in cross River. Joh
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Nice. Their own better nag, Abj wey no get anything sef. One of the things I miss about Lagos
ReplyDeleteDem no know diff between stream and beach???
ReplyDeleteYou should all come to Oguta the Blue Lake City.
ReplyDeleteAkwuke beach...more like akwuke erosion site. Lol
ReplyDeleteBeach ke? This river bypass+white sand...lobatan!
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Whaoh! It is called "NIKE LAKE"
ReplyDeleteWhich kind beach be this? Hian
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe...
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Well half bread is better than bounce lmaoo
ReplyDeleteWhere in enugu
ReplyDeleteLolzzzz
ReplyDeletedis one na sand field na!!! Abi na valley I go even call am sef....
ReplyDeleteNice tho
ReplyDeleteKaii lol I no fit shout where the water
ReplyDeleteLol...can't jes stop laffn!!! Abi nau linda,dey can't cum n goan deirslvs nau
ReplyDeleteIt is called akwoke beach
ReplyDeleteHaahahah funny
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ReplyDeleteWaoooo didn't knw Enugu has beach...it's really cool.will visit sumday.
ReplyDeletePretty cool beach.
ReplyDeleteHave fun in d way u can n y u may..
ReplyDeleteLol this one dom comot for beach oooo.... Na semi-lake be this
ReplyDeleteThey seem happy
ReplyDeleteu wan try!!!
ReplyDeleteENUGU PEOPLE UNA OWN BETTER LOL
ReplyDeleteOkay
ReplyDeletedis is akwuke beach in enugu ive bn dr during our church picnic bk den.
ReplyDeleteNice Beach I have been there
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