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Monday 16 June 2014

Mo gbomoya

Article not written by me. Y'all know the drill. Enjoy...
This Easter was a very special one for me, my husband and the kids. My husband just got a double promotion at work, a perfect reason to celebrate. We decided to organize an Easter party for close friends at our place, not more than 30 people I estimated.
How wrong I was. As the party started, friends and family began trooping in and suddenly I realized that Nigerians don’t hear party and pass it by. “Cynthia, so you’re having an Easter party? Am coming o! What time is it starting?” That was Amina! “When last did I even see that woman and how did she hear about the party? She’s not even a Christian!” Here was I making preparations for just 30 people, and already, there were guests way over that number seated, and more still on the way. “Nigerians and Mo gbomoyasha!”  I grumbled after dropping Amina’s call.
I was fast running out of food so I called the caterer to make more and bring within the next 2 hours, while I dashed to the ATM to get more cash however the 5 I tried were all out of service and banks won’t be opened on Easter Sunday, so I decided to manage the little money I had with me to buy a few things at a nearby shop. “The caterer would have to wait to collect her money on Tuesday after the Easter break” I decided.
I picked all I needed from the store, and got to the cash point to pay only to be left feeling embarrassed when the lady said all I took cost me 13,500 Naira, and I had just 11,000 Naira on me. I told her I would return some goods but she saved my blushes by telling me I could pay the balance of 2,500 with the use of their POS machine and my bank card. I agreed and before I slotted my card into it asked her to take the full money instead so I can still have cash on me. I typed in my pin, and smiled as I got the bank debit alert SMS on my phone before she even handed me back my card. I was like “WOW! That saved me a lot of stress! How did you get a POS? I need one for my business too” I asked. “Oh it’s madam o! She got it from her bank, she said it was freesef” the attendant replied. “Wow! It’s free?” I blurted, clearly surprised by the information I just got. “Yes o! And it’s very easy to use! Just like using an ATM”
“Just like using an ATM…” those words were still ringing in my head when the caterer arrived with the extra food and asked me to pay using her POS. She said she brought it along because she guessed I would be out of money on a Sunday.
Ask your Banker for a POS today.
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55 comments:

  1. Advert... But immediately I started reading I knew it real just continued to see where it was going but u would have had me if u had said d party was for ur bf and frends cous we all know u are not married

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  2. I think these bus conductors needs a POS machine too. That will save passengers from insults from the conductors. #Lols







    CoolDiva speaks!

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  3. I'm not going to waste my time reading a food or a POS advert.

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  4. Lin Lin am a student,am I suppose to carry POS to my Parent,Lecturer,male fends?was eager to land to a happy ending story (long hiss)

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  5. Ok! Seen, next pls................

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  6. Hehehe! I'm guilty of mogbomoya! No neeed to form jare!! Lol! We all are,*once in a while tho*

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  7. Advert.... From d moment I started reading I knew d story wasn't real u would have had it if u had said it was a party for ur bf and frends cous we all know h aren't married... Nice all d same

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  8. K

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  9. This really pricked my attention. Nice 1

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  10. I knew it was an advert. . Yea POS is necessary

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  11. Linda for ur mind u don do advert.

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  12. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Niceone no doubt....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  13. Lol! Linda oooooooo...chai! so u come do advert now

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  14. LOL, no be small Mo Gbo oya...

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  15. Naija goes cashless, points well stated.

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  16. Haa! Linda money tins.

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  17. Nice write up, if caterer don dy use POS I think we all shld b walkin around wit it ni oooo..
    #Tslicky

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  18. Ahn ahn!! Linda!! Is that the reason for this story I thot was going to end sweetly? POS??? U could have just said "POS is free, ask ur banker today!" Shikena. Anyways thanks for d info............Jade

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  19. At least it wasn't a boring ad

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  20. This really made a lot of sense. Even pepper seller too go soon dey use POS.

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  21. Most times I prefer using POS to atm machine, u can shop for smaller amount without going to atm to pull bigger amount.
    Even when u want shop big its better, cashless . Shopping like a magician, and saving stress of atm machine queue.

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  22. Yesooooo,I have POS in my shop and its really helping me a lot.Atimes a buyer might want to buy a dress they might end up buying more as soon as they see u have POS in ur shop.

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  23. Loool very funny article...in a nutshell,u were advertising pos? All is well

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  24. Just a question guys; pls pardon my ignorance.. I just love to be up-to-date:

    What's Mo Gbomoyasha?...Thanking you.

    *My R1.50c comment*

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    1. "Mo gbo mo ya" is simply when uninvited guests attend a party.

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    2. Thanks dear...
      Another word learnt. Now have to learn to say/pronounce it..lol

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  25. POS has saved me a billion and one times. This writeup has no lie in it...

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  26. Yes oooo very easy n convenient, stressfree! Really need to get mine too#blushing#

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  27. I wasted another 3 minutes out of my already miserable life to read this meaningless Advert.

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  28. It always happen's in Nigeria! I can't imagine attending a party i am not invited to.

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  29. Nice write up.

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  30. even churches now accept offerings using POS...

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  31. Lol,.nice one
    (born again child says so)

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  32. Wao, dat was quite an info. I never knew it was free.
    Tolu

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  33. Loool,even begger don dey use POP..... Dey dia dey jonze @ temitope oni

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  34. Whoever gave you this advert to run patronized your POS terminal, yeah? ;-)

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  35. Armed robbers will soon start carrying POS...wen they get to ur house wit d pos...

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  36. Armed robbers will soon start using pos

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    1. And na yin go worse pass. It is all you have in your account they will transfer

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  37. Pls pardon my ignorance hw dos †ђξ pos work?do u withraw directly frm it or †ђξ owner wil do dat herself,α̲̅ŋϑ wt are the disadvantages?

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  38. mogbomo'branch! its called communal living...it is 9ja, so therefore 'Live it up'(atleast amina is someone you know, innit?)

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  39. Nice Ads. I fink i'll need a POS for my cake biz soon. For mo gbomoya, I still went for one on Saturday. *it happens once in a yle tho*winks*

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  40. Linda knows how to advertise sha...
    Interesting story and clearly stated point....POS is free and convenient.

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  41. How did I know it was an advertisement? Linda, if you didn't write it, who did?

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  42. I cant believe I read all dat cos of POS........ I love it anyway.

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  43. Even bend out boutique market sef go dey use POS naw.. Kpef

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  44. Lol. That was actually pretty good. It convinced me.

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  45. Nice one but Linda How did she get Network for d Pos?

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