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Brazilian team offer Jose Mourinho new job, promise to pay him monthly with food hampers..lol

Jose Mourinho is currently in Brazil following his dismissal from Chelsea, and one club in the country is trying to poach the former Chelsea coach. Ibis Sport Club, known as the ‘worst team in the world’ after they set a world record back in the 1980s for the most number of matches (55) without a win, have now offered the former Chelsea who was earning £10million per year at Chelsea, a 2-year contract which includes a monthly payment of a food hamper, bonuses for each game lost, a wage increase every time the team is thrashed.

By funnily enough, if Ibis wins the league, Mourinho would automatically be sacked. Ibis Sport Club made their offer to Mourinho on South America’s equivalent of April’s Fools Day. See the contract below...

at 12/31/2015 11:14:00 am

99 comments:

  1. Science Student 31 December 2015 at 11:15

    Cynthia Reveals MY 6 WEEKS OF UNPROTECTED SEX

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  2. Davido's driver31 December 2015 at 11:15

    Lool...!

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  3. sweetchyj200031 December 2015 at 11:15

    Seriously!

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  4. Davido's driver31 December 2015 at 11:16

    Driving is better than this one

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  5. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:16

    Aww so they making a mockery of Jose now .. Not cool

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  6. kudos31 December 2015 at 11:16

    It don't affect the fact that tomorrow is 2016...Believe

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  7. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:17

    Maybe he should just retire from coaching...#justsaying

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  8. REUBEN MARSHAL31 December 2015 at 11:17

    JOSE MOURINHO IS A STAR
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    STARS ARE STARS WHERE EVER THEY ARE
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  9. tosisochukwu31 December 2015 at 11:18

    Good offer! Lol


















    !brightosman aka fake phyno .#gerarahere

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  10. talk2frankky31 December 2015 at 11:19

    Kiki jose nah Eyinmba go sòon offer you job.

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  11. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:19

    Lol desperate losers

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  12. Dreezy the quidnunc 31 December 2015 at 11:19

    Lmao ... Okay o

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  13. Linda's husband31 December 2015 at 11:21

    Chaiii see as them downgrade my special one.............. Linda will you marry me???

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  14. Darrel tom31 December 2015 at 11:21

    #straightnhardface #
    Not funny mbok.



    Linda's last son

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  15. Darrel tom31 December 2015 at 11:21

    #straightnhardface #
    Not funny mbok.



    Linda's last son

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  16. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:23

    I doubt if the special one will even consider the offer

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  17. optimisticlady31 December 2015 at 11:23

    Jokers...

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  18. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:23

    I sorry for morinho ooiooo

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  19. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:24

    Hahahaha funny though. But you guys should leave my special one alone still have mad love for him

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  20. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:24

    Lol @ food hampers
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  21. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:25

    The Chosen one keep getting humiliated everyday. Too bad...............#GLORY2GLORY#

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  22. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:25

    Lol.... Dem wan finish him career be dat ooo

    Eva Da Diva...

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  23. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:25

    The Chosen one keep getting humiliated everyday. Too bad...............#GLORY2GLORY#

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  24. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:26

    KEEPING UP WITH THE ADELEKE'S. Now airing on DSTV, subscribe premium to catchy every juicy detail. DONT MISS OUT.

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  25. SAI BABA31 December 2015 at 11:27

    Linda!!! i sun isa... i have arribe

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  26. Blog It With Olivia31 December 2015 at 11:28

    What kinda evil is that na? Lol

















    #iT wiLL only gEt beTTer
    #iT mUsT eNd iN prAise

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  27. Techpill31 December 2015 at 11:30

    Omg! this is not good! he is supposed to coach Man United......... dont waste money on data, Get MTN Unlimited free browsing With Just N100 to Download, Stream and surf. Click here

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  28. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:30

    Ambitious

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  29. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:30

    Ambassadorial coach

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  30. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:30

    Nice offer
    Only if he wil accept
    Linda dont take note!




    # oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#
    # oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

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  31. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:30

    They are not serious.

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  32. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:31

    Eah eah

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  33. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:36

    I hope this is not aimed at dis respecting Mr Mourinho?

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  34. Anonymous31 December 2015 at 11:37

    See the main reason why Sophie Momodu SLAPS Davido!

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  35. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:37

    Ehhhh!!! My morinhno..thunder go fire that club







    ~Make I go drink one bottle of beer~

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  36. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:38

    This is too bad...mou no mind them..

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  37. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:40

    Today marks the end of 2015, and I am personally grateful dat Linda did not post of the loss of any LIB reader, nor did she announce the burial of anyone of us in dis LIB family.
    its worth celebrating.

    I say happy and prosperous new year to each and everyone of us, including Mama of the house Linda.

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  38. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:42

    Wooow sooo funi. Jose wont like. Hope he doesnt make any statement with regards to this

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  39. Anonymous31 December 2015 at 11:43

    Dat's very bad of dem. Lol ZINO

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  40. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:44

    They are joking Mr jose abi...OMG food hamperz Lol

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  41. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:44

    tell them I said they are mad.......#ooooole

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  42. Unknown31 December 2015 at 11:47

    lol

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  43. OMALICHAC31 December 2015 at 11:49

    What insolence

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  44. Linda's husband31 December 2015 at 11:51

    See as them degrade my special one.... Linda will you marry me?

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  45. Unknown31 December 2015 at 12:05

    Hahahaha..these people bad o...

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  46. Pesin Pikin31 December 2015 at 12:08

    No Mourinho, say NO to evil o!!! #ManU4Life

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  47. Unknown31 December 2015 at 12:11

    Lol..so they don't even want to win..hehehehe

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  48. Kareem Mukaila Adelaja31 December 2015 at 12:14

    Lol

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  49. edDREAMZ31 December 2015 at 12:16

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thats a great offer though.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  50. Unknown31 December 2015 at 12:21

    He's a big coach..anybody can just sign him

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  51. Marcus31 December 2015 at 12:26

    Embarrassing

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  52. Unknown31 December 2015 at 12:30

    WHAT A NONSENSE

    TUNDER FIRE DEM

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  53. Unknown31 December 2015 at 12:32

    Mourinho Shhoting stars will be the best place for you o: Brazil Ke wa si Ibadan kama fi Elubo atiGarri Sanwo fun e

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  54. Unknown31 December 2015 at 12:32

    hmm end of his career

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  55. Dan31 December 2015 at 12:33

    Y r dey mocking my coach

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  56. Ezinne perps31 December 2015 at 12:35

    Lol mourinho have suffered

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  57. Unknown31 December 2015 at 12:42

    Hmmmm











    #linda find me 1bo#

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  58. Unknown31 December 2015 at 12:56

    An annoying offer ..lol

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  59. Unknown31 December 2015 at 13:05

    Career ended....Mou should go learn mechanic

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  60. Unknown31 December 2015 at 13:10

    Jesus is Lord!

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  61. NneGal aka Linda post my Comments hahahaa31 December 2015 at 13:14

    Ultimate insult n poaching hahahahaha

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  62. Babatunde31 December 2015 at 13:16

    Very sarcastic contract there…lol.Mourinho, sho ri aye re lode?

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  63. Anonymous31 December 2015 at 13:19

    Lolss! Heiyaaaa

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  64. Unknown31 December 2015 at 13:21

    He won't take it.

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  65. HUMBLE EVE31 December 2015 at 13:28

    Lol

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  66. Unknown31 December 2015 at 13:28

    Meaning what?

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  67. andre kelvin31 December 2015 at 13:37

    Lol

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  68. Unknown31 December 2015 at 13:46

    Idiotas... #udo

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  69. Unknown31 December 2015 at 13:49

    hot cake.

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  70. Unknown31 December 2015 at 13:50

    Hehehe! A whole Mourinho. Linda take note!

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  71. Unknown31 December 2015 at 13:56

    E never reach like that na.
    #sips ORIjin#

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  72. Unknown31 December 2015 at 14:00

    Lollll offer na offer


    My view not urs!!!!

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  73. Unknown31 December 2015 at 14:03

    Very funny

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  74. Unknown31 December 2015 at 14:06

    What nonsense

    ..JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN

    .

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  75. Uzosafetyblog31 December 2015 at 14:07

    Joke of year. #IRepLIB

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  76. Fakency Alexander31 December 2015 at 14:11

    lol, mourinho do turn toy for clubs

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  77. Unknown31 December 2015 at 14:15

    Career enders! Dear mou wait for a while for u will surely succeed lvg @manutd!



    #commonsense

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  78. Unknown31 December 2015 at 14:17

    Dear mou wait for a while for u will surely succeed lvg @manutd!



    #commonsense

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  79. Unknown31 December 2015 at 14:29

    Lol.. How low the special one has fallen

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  80. Pesin Pikin31 December 2015 at 14:45

    Still remiinding u o Mourhino, say NO to evil o!

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  81. ben soccer31 December 2015 at 15:10

    r they mad ?ok they must be man
    ben soccer loves waje's white teeth

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  82. SHORTEST DUDE31 December 2015 at 15:10

    Oga mou....this kind insult kill my uncle o!
    Relocate please or your concur

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  83. ijeoma(DAVIDO'S P.A)31 December 2015 at 15:20

    Lol...stupidity in the highest order

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  84. Unknown31 December 2015 at 15:23

    Lol! So funny. They are not serious.

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  85. Unknown31 December 2015 at 15:25

    Hmmmmmmm

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  86. Okogba31 December 2015 at 15:41

    Na Mourinho dem wan take play abii?

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  87. Unknown31 December 2015 at 16:32

    u can try luck jose baba

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  88. DBANJ CRUSH31 December 2015 at 16:51

    Oh..my jose mind dem not

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  89. muskylala31 December 2015 at 17:39

    That's what he deserved, arrogant man

    #life is vanity

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  90. muskylala31 December 2015 at 17:39

    That's what he deserved, arrogant man

    #life is vanity

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  91. Unknown31 December 2015 at 18:01

    Lool
    This has got to be a joke

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  92. Unknown31 December 2015 at 18:21

    Like seriously. Lol

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  93. Eddy Ogbunambala 31 December 2015 at 18:56

    Hahaha they are not serious

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  94. Okezie Fortune31 December 2015 at 19:00

    Such a trashy thing to say to a world class flop. Lol, linda ngwa notes, davido's twin.

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  95. Unknown31 December 2015 at 19:35

    Not the right time to joke about some1's career

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  96. Ruby Owanate31 December 2015 at 22:12

    Are u kidding me???.... lol

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  97. Olaife31 December 2015 at 22:24

    this is expensive joke

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  98. Unknown1 January 2016 at 05:04

    Epic shade. #IamMe

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  99. Unknown1 January 2016 at 17:29

    THIS IS HILARIOUS. LOVE THE HUMOUR. MOURINHO SHOULD FO THE UNTHINKABLE. ACCEPT THE OFFER LOL

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