The unnamed groom says he decided to marry his favourite fast food after getting bored of the single life. "Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing," he said. "Pizza, on the other hand, would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it." The restaurant even presented the groom and his 'bride' with an unofficial wedding certificate on a clipboard.
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Wednesday, 18 November 2015
Photos: Russian man marries a pizza, say it would not reject or betray you
The unnamed groom says he decided to marry his favourite fast food after getting bored of the single life. "Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing," he said. "Pizza, on the other hand, would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it." The restaurant even presented the groom and his 'bride' with an unofficial wedding certificate on a clipboard.
At all it wont. Mumu attention seeker
ReplyDeleteMumu man... ode!
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
Madness with swag.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Happy married life
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteOfcourse mumu's will never be wiped off the face of this earth, and I hope the pizza said I do? I can't wait to see the oven baked kids and grand children. IDIOT
ReplyDeleteHe is sick please someone please call 911
ReplyDeleteI hope he is planning to conserve this particular pack he got wedded to and not to eat it to get another one later as the circle continues which would be an act of sheer hypocrisy. People just want to make the news with all sorts of bizarre acts.
ReplyDeleteLike is he gonna fuck the pizza?
ReplyDeleteDragginmuvafukcerssince1900
Whites are just weird. They just reason anyhow and feel it's AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteCraziness of the highest order!
ReplyDeleteLolz this is madness
ReplyDeleteMental crase!!!! Lord have mercy!!!!
ReplyDeleteHis sick
ReplyDeleteThe guy is sick upstairs. Wetin we no go read mbok! Na wa o!!
ReplyDelete#TeamBlessed#
The guy is sick upstairs. Wetin we no go read mbok! Na wa o!!
ReplyDelete#TeamBlessed#
Lmao
ReplyDeleteExcuse me!
ReplyDeleteIs dis for real or mak believe or actually wht?
If dis is for real, then there is sth wrong wit dis dude and should go for check up.
Dis can never b permissible in d law bcos d pizza can not sign and talk. So its invalid to enter into contract of marriage.
Comment frm ROYAL PRIESTHOOD (royalpriesthood007@gmail.com)
So u will eat your bride... Mumu people sha
ReplyDeleteNegative effect of weed..
ReplyDeleteFoolishness
ReplyDeletePsycho
ReplyDeleteSeriously, in this world? Dour, but funny
ReplyDeleteWonders shall never end indeed!
ReplyDeleteNa wa o, this guy is sick upstairs or should i say in the sick in the anus.Pure case of kolo mental
ReplyDeleteOko pizzaaa
ReplyDeleteOMG: 2Face wife was Caught Sleeping with another Man in the Hotel on her birthday Day!!!
watch the video here
Beggining of madness. Wonders indeed shall never end
ReplyDeleteBeggining of madness. Wonders indeed shall never end
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis is so far the most stupid gist of the year
Baba werey ni awon white yi sha
May God not mk me dis usles n sensles IJN amen.
ReplyDeleteTotal madness. He's not sane. Someone needs to check him. Linda pls note
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I called slow madness.
ReplyDeleteOnye ara
ReplyDeleteWating we no go see,this world is coming to an end. TIMILEYIN BLESSING
ReplyDeleteWhite people are too strange... I no knw say their own pizza no de spoil...
ReplyDeletewont he get to eat it?
ReplyDeleteinsane
ReplyDeletentin way person no go see' pizza, chai God
ReplyDeleteThis is absolutely madness!
ReplyDeleteMadness get level ooo
ReplyDeleteHhahahaahahahahahahahaha,,,,,madness @ ts peak,,,,,,,,chai,,,,,
ReplyDelete***odikwa risky nd tyt***
i guess he would have to keep the pizza for life!..iranu of the highest order....
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing WRONG with it!!!
ReplyDeleteIt will save THE WORLD ALOT OF WOES!!!
Go to into the world and be productive but see "WHAT" we are producing!!!
A GENERATION OF CRIMINALS!!!
IF WE EMBRACE and MARRY "WHAT" WE LIKE:
1. THERE WILL BE NO DESTITUTES.
2. THERE WILL BE NO HUMANITRIAN OGANISATIONS.
3. NO NGOs.
4. NO UPKEEP!!
5. NO TRAINING!!!
ETC. ETC. ETC.
Okwanu ara!
ReplyDelete#It wiLL oNLy gEt beTTer
#iT mUsT eNd iN prAise
Madness starts little by little. This is the first step to it.
ReplyDeleteJust white people doing their shit LMAO
ReplyDeletethey never disappoint in being the center of attention
"bi were se n bere re ooo" Na so madness take start. D authority wont c him as a threat to hiself and odas now until he drown a toddler.
ReplyDeleteWerey re o
ReplyDeleteNa waoh dis world is really coming to an end oh! Marry pizza say women don scares? God help us
ReplyDeleteMadness in practice
ReplyDeleteMadness @ the highest! Lol
ReplyDeleteIsi mgbaka
ReplyDeleteAll this mad people dat come in different ways n forms
ReplyDeleteAnother handsome guy is lost! Quite sad.
ReplyDeletewonders will never end
ReplyDeleteLOL. This one won't be 'you may kiss d bride' o. It will be 'u may eat d bride'.
ReplyDeleteinsanity at its peak.... soon it will be spoons and cups
ReplyDeleteChai!! Chai!! Chai!! #Ise aye!!.....#chai!
ReplyDeleteMadness...dis guy should be thrown into the zoo.
ReplyDeleteMadness..........
ReplyDeleteOutright madness, pls take him to a correction facility
ReplyDeleteStupidity at its peak
ReplyDeleteStupidity at its peak
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of stupidity is this?? For fucks sake
ReplyDeleteFuckery
ReplyDeleteWon de ni she se looto Linda. Iranu oshi.
ReplyDeleteNice write up , well composed , If i can Rate ... i will give you 5 stars
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaa, madness of the highest order
ReplyDeleteGod punish the idiot who wed them and the idiot who wed a pizza! SMH insulting the sanctity of marriage, no wonder they do not take it seriously!
ReplyDeleteseen!
ReplyDeleteMumu @ its peak, na so craze dey start.
ReplyDeleteOde oshi
ReplyDeleteHe need 2 go 4 check up asap...
ReplyDeleteMadness! Pure madness!!**stcheeeew** #Maryannjames
ReplyDeleteooh chimoooh!, nothing wey person no go hear
ReplyDeleteWEIRD, CRAZY PEOPLE DOIN CRAZY THINGS........
ReplyDeleteTHE GUY DON GO MENTAL
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeletekai.. so many sick people
Possessed
ReplyDeleteEennh! Pizza ke?
ReplyDeleteOyinbo don kolo mental
ReplyDeleteSmh
ReplyDeleteHighest level of insanity.
ReplyDeleteIt's not only wen 1 wears torn cloths nd trek frm Oshodi to ojuelegba dt d person is mad oh.u can be mad nd still look normal
ReplyDeletementalo
ReplyDeleteoshi
ReplyDeleteInsanity or a joke
ReplyDeleteFor window blinds, wallpaper and curtain please call 08160856785.
ReplyDeleteHe must be SICK. Pls any doctor in the house. Get him checked up
ReplyDeleteWhat's d name of the diagnoses?
ReplyDeletePizzatology 😂😂
DeletePizzatology is the study of pizza disease and pizzatoma is the diagnosis
DeletePizzatology is the study of pizza disease and pizzatoma is the diagnosis
DeleteMadness! They better check his brain before he goes bangers.
ReplyDeleteMadness.. dude shuld b insane
ReplyDeleteMadness! They better check his brain before he goes bangers.
ReplyDeleteMadness every where
ReplyDeleteReally ......crazy af ,well linda I said b4 a crazy accident occurred in apo by zn d and it was caused by a v.i.o vehicle.crazy crazy!!!!they should be cautioned.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long it will be b4 he becomes a widower,If he does not eat his bride, she will sour. Either way, she dies.
ReplyDeleteLol this is madness, but they won't agree and start looking for solution on time.
ReplyDelete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Kolo-mental!!
ReplyDeleteMadness
ReplyDeleteAra ocha!
ReplyDeleteIs this one ok? Okpe!
ReplyDeleteMadness
ReplyDeleteWat u nid is deliverance
ReplyDeleteorishirishi, iriot being
ReplyDeleteCheap popularity stunt! Mshewww!
ReplyDeleteThis nigga is so sick
ReplyDeleteHuh? Okay..When you get home devour the bride and become a widower, you're welcome
ReplyDeleteOmg lol true.
DeleteSick brains everywhere in d world now..END HAS COME ALREADY FELLAS.prepare urselves..
ReplyDeletePsycho. Sick man. Ode ni e
ReplyDeleteOrishirishi..watin man pikin no go see..
ReplyDelete..JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN
..JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN
Hope he doesn't eat his wife when the time comes... or his wife un-bathed body doesn't push him to murder. shey it is murder when you kill/eat/throw your wife in the bin... awon omo jati jati
ReplyDeleteplease lord have mercy
ReplyDeleteEat them up boy....i think he needs a psychiatrist for help
ReplyDeleteMadness, whites are so stupid.
ReplyDeleteJoke.
ReplyDeleteI go eat his wife if I see her
MAD MAN........U NEED SNIPER
ReplyDeleteNdi ara..
ReplyDeleteIs it one pizza? Wont he eat it and poop after? Weird white folks
ReplyDeleteMadness. He is mentally deranged.
ReplyDeleteGood idea. you can also put your dick inside anytime you want and it will not tell you it is tired.
ReplyDeletehmmmmm....its well
ReplyDeleteDefination of madness no dey show for face
ReplyDeleteHow will someone in his right sense do such thing.... This oyinbo pple are getting crazier day by day
ReplyDeleteworld don wan end oooo. how on earth will a man marry pizza
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS MADNESSS!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd after marrying the pizza ur still going to eat it and drink d wine. so who betrays who?
ReplyDeleteTake him to China! He z a mental case!!!!
ReplyDelete#sucre
Take him to China! He z a mental case!!!!
ReplyDelete#sucre
LMAO! Gosh! cant even get enough lafta! guess the marvins are shoting Jantamanta video in his brain, Korede dance alone could make him go nut not to talk of the rest
ReplyDeleteOloshi, onye ara, anumpama!
ReplyDeleteMadness everywhere
ReplyDeleteI don't fink he's mentally okay!
ReplyDeleteFoolishness of the highest order... Double your hustle
ReplyDeleteI thought its a woman's name until Linda explains. So many jobless family members and friends followed him to registry faaaa.
ReplyDeleteClick: Good reasons why some men Cheat In Relationship
Click: If you do any of these, marriage is not for you
Pls get me his mother ASAP
ReplyDeleteSuch a cute boy, he is just seeking for attention
ReplyDeleteise aye!
ReplyDeleteLol, orishirishi, awon ode
ReplyDeleteit is well
Hehehe wonders shall never cease to end. Oh Chim
ReplyDeleteWish am there. I will just eat that pizza. Let him sue me for eating food. Oyibo and madness. May God have mercy on you.
ReplyDeleteThis one is pure m**ness.....can't stop laughing!!
ReplyDeleteHe is really sick!!!!
ReplyDeleteOmo na mental case o! "KOLOMENTAL"
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm. Nothing we no go see/hear for this world
ReplyDeleteSo after he eats the pizza then what??? Na wah o
ReplyDeleteEvil foolishness combined with mad madness...*when men and women refuse to be real and just love one another...lol!!!
ReplyDeleteThe world is going crazy
ReplyDeleteSome people are not worth to be called humans.. Can't even call him an animal cos Even the lower animal can't be dis foolish... This.. This... This "Thing"... Rubbish
ReplyDeletemadness thank God I'm not white .
ReplyDeleteDis madness. Onye Ara!!!
ReplyDeleteHe has kolomental,he will even fuck pizza. Olodo
ReplyDeleteWhat is this? Stupidity of the highest proportion. Kolomental!
ReplyDeleteCrazy life indeed.Hian!
ReplyDeleteBaba nla weere ni awon eleyi sha������
ReplyDeleteWatin we no go see
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy on u, what nonsense
ReplyDeleteAla dina udinudi....... this is the highest madness I have ever seen ooooo.... Oyinbo pipo craze sha
ReplyDeleteEnd time mumu!
ReplyDeleteChineke!!!!Is End time tonight?D world is a total mess
ReplyDeleteThis is the height of joblessness.
ReplyDeleteNow this is what I call madness
ReplyDeleteHe's insane
ReplyDeleteAhhahahahhaahahah,is dis guy alryt?..pizza kwa..is he gonna eat d pizza or not
ReplyDeleteAll for TV show and attention.. Next plzzz
ReplyDeleteHe needs help ASAP.....WTH?
ReplyDeleteIs it a movie?
ReplyDeleteOr an advert
Coz I don't wantu believe it's real
Ewu,just want to be heard...
ReplyDeleteCraze for head, he needs help
ReplyDeletePoor guy..i feel so sorry for him. He is running mad and doesn't even know it. His people are scared to tell him. Maybe he's a violent person. Get well soon!
ReplyDeleteMaDneSs
ReplyDeleteAm sure that guy needs to be delivered from spiritual powers.
ReplyDeleteAm sure that guy needs to be delivered from spiritual powers
ReplyDeleteMTCHEWWWW see 1st degree madness, both d guy and people wey dey present 4 d wedding dey kolomental
ReplyDeleteOh seriously?
ReplyDeleteOh seriously?
ReplyDeleteplease call me when the pizza got eaten by rat
ReplyDeleteah ah haba
ReplyDeleteMadness
ReplyDeleteNa so e dey take start. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteThis one don mad o!
ReplyDeleteIs he paying the pride price to the maker. If not he should be sued for violating the right of the maker for marrying what they made for eating.
ReplyDeleteAre you serious???? 😏lmao!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLmao,ARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...he is still on the first stage of the madness.
ReplyDeleteLol. World people!! This guy should be sued for damages on causing public disturbance for his madness!!
ReplyDeleteYou nor know we?
Lolz! This spiritual problem is serious!! Even AMP(Association of mad people) would reject this one!
ReplyDeleteYou nor know we?
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ReplyDeleteDont eat or freeze the pizza lemne see if it won't get rotten. Jesus take the wheel
ReplyDeleteAfter eating it what next?
ReplyDeleteMadness in open daylight. What sort of generation is this?
ReplyDeleteMarriage is an institution ordained by God... we mankind are just defiling the real meaning of marriage.may Almighty forgive us. Just like Noah's day people will not take note of the warnings until the end comes.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this dude smoking? Istronge!
ReplyDeleteWhite people are just freaks! Someone married tree and now pizza!
***LIBER FINEST***
crazy
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