A 22-year-old Russian man recently got married to a pizza...yes, you read right. Pizza, that round flat bread usually topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. Except that this particular pizza wore a white wedding veil.
The ceremony allegedly took place in the city of Tomsk, Russia, in a pizzeria with chefs and managers as witnesses because Russian authorities refused to officially register the marriage and a church also declined. Awon ti won ni she se! Lol
The unnamed groom says he decided to marry his favourite fast food after getting bored of the single life.
"Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing," he said. "Pizza, on the other hand, would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it."
The restaurant even presented the groom and his 'bride' with an unofficial wedding certificate on a clipboard.
196 comments:
At all it wont. Mumu attention seeker
Mumu man... ode!
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Madness with swag.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Happy married life
Hahahahaha
Ofcourse mumu's will never be wiped off the face of this earth, and I hope the pizza said I do? I can't wait to see the oven baked kids and grand children. IDIOT
He is sick please someone please call 911
I hope he is planning to conserve this particular pack he got wedded to and not to eat it to get another one later as the circle continues which would be an act of sheer hypocrisy. People just want to make the news with all sorts of bizarre acts.
Like is he gonna fuck the pizza?
Dragginmuvafukcerssince1900
Whites are just weird. They just reason anyhow and feel it's AWESOME.
Craziness of the highest order!
Lolz this is madness
Mental crase!!!! Lord have mercy!!!!
His sick
The guy is sick upstairs. Wetin we no go read mbok! Na wa o!!
#TeamBlessed#
The guy is sick upstairs. Wetin we no go read mbok! Na wa o!!
#TeamBlessed#
Lmao
Excuse me!
Is dis for real or mak believe or actually wht?
If dis is for real, then there is sth wrong wit dis dude and should go for check up.
Dis can never b permissible in d law bcos d pizza can not sign and talk. So its invalid to enter into contract of marriage.
Comment frm ROYAL PRIESTHOOD (royalpriesthood007@gmail.com)
So u will eat your bride... Mumu people sha
Negative effect of weed..
Foolishness
Psycho
Seriously, in this world? Dour, but funny
Wonders shall never end indeed!
Na wa o, this guy is sick upstairs or should i say in the sick in the anus.Pure case of kolo mental
Oko pizzaaa
OMG: 2Face wife was Caught Sleeping with another Man in the Hotel on her birthday Day!!!
watch the video here
Beggining of madness. Wonders indeed shall never end
Beggining of madness. Wonders indeed shall never end
Hahahaha
This is so far the most stupid gist of the year
Baba werey ni awon white yi sha
May God not mk me dis usles n sensles IJN amen.
Total madness. He's not sane. Someone needs to check him. Linda pls note
Now that's what I called slow madness.
Onye ara
Wating we no go see,this world is coming to an end. TIMILEYIN BLESSING
White people are too strange... I no knw say their own pizza no de spoil...
wont he get to eat it?
insane
ntin way person no go see' pizza, chai God
This is absolutely madness!
Madness get level ooo
Hhahahaahahahahahahahaha,,,,,madness @ ts peak,,,,,,,,chai,,,,,
***odikwa risky nd tyt***
i guess he would have to keep the pizza for life!..iranu of the highest order....
There's nothing WRONG with it!!!
It will save THE WORLD ALOT OF WOES!!!
Go to into the world and be productive but see "WHAT" we are producing!!!
A GENERATION OF CRIMINALS!!!
IF WE EMBRACE and MARRY "WHAT" WE LIKE:
1. THERE WILL BE NO DESTITUTES.
2. THERE WILL BE NO HUMANITRIAN OGANISATIONS.
3. NO NGOs.
4. NO UPKEEP!!
5. NO TRAINING!!!
ETC. ETC. ETC.
Okwanu ara!
#It wiLL oNLy gEt beTTer
#iT mUsT eNd iN prAise
Madness starts little by little. This is the first step to it.
Just white people doing their shit LMAO
they never disappoint in being the center of attention
"bi were se n bere re ooo" Na so madness take start. D authority wont c him as a threat to hiself and odas now until he drown a toddler.
Werey re o
Na waoh dis world is really coming to an end oh! Marry pizza say women don scares? God help us
Madness in practice
Madness @ the highest! Lol
Isi mgbaka
All this mad people dat come in different ways n forms
Another handsome guy is lost! Quite sad.
wonders will never end
LOL. This one won't be 'you may kiss d bride' o. It will be 'u may eat d bride'.
insanity at its peak.... soon it will be spoons and cups
Chai!! Chai!! Chai!! #Ise aye!!.....#chai!
Madness...dis guy should be thrown into the zoo.
Madness..........
Outright madness, pls take him to a correction facility
Stupidity at its peak
Stupidity at its peak
What kind of stupidity is this?? For fucks sake
Fuckery
Won de ni she se looto Linda. Iranu oshi.
Nice write up , well composed , If i can Rate ... i will give you 5 stars
Haaaaaaaa, madness of the highest order
God punish the idiot who wed them and the idiot who wed a pizza! SMH insulting the sanctity of marriage, no wonder they do not take it seriously!
seen!
Mumu @ its peak, na so craze dey start.
Ode oshi
He need 2 go 4 check up asap...
Madness! Pure madness!!**stcheeeew** #Maryannjames
ooh chimoooh!, nothing wey person no go hear
WEIRD, CRAZY PEOPLE DOIN CRAZY THINGS........
THE GUY DON GO MENTAL
kai.. so many sick people
Possessed
Eennh! Pizza ke?
Oyinbo don kolo mental
Smh
Highest level of insanity.
It's not only wen 1 wears torn cloths nd trek frm Oshodi to ojuelegba dt d person is mad oh.u can be mad nd still look normal
mentalo
oshi
Insanity or a joke
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He must be SICK. Pls any doctor in the house. Get him checked up
What's d name of the diagnoses?
Madness! They better check his brain before he goes bangers.
Madness.. dude shuld b insane
Madness! They better check his brain before he goes bangers.
Madness every where
Really ......crazy af ,well linda I said b4 a crazy accident occurred in apo by zn d and it was caused by a v.i.o vehicle.crazy crazy!!!!they should be cautioned.
I wonder how long it will be b4 he becomes a widower,If he does not eat his bride, she will sour. Either way, she dies.
Lol this is madness, but they won't agree and start looking for solution on time.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Kolo-mental!!
Madness
Ara ocha!
Is this one ok? Okpe!
Madness
Wat u nid is deliverance
orishirishi, iriot being
Cheap popularity stunt! Mshewww!
This nigga is so sick
Huh? Okay..When you get home devour the bride and become a widower, you're welcome
Sick brains everywhere in d world now..END HAS COME ALREADY FELLAS.prepare urselves..
Psycho. Sick man. Ode ni e
Orishirishi..watin man pikin no go see..
..JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN
..JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN
Hope he doesn't eat his wife when the time comes... or his wife un-bathed body doesn't push him to murder. shey it is murder when you kill/eat/throw your wife in the bin... awon omo jati jati
please lord have mercy
Eat them up boy....i think he needs a psychiatrist for help
Madness, whites are so stupid.
Joke.
I go eat his wife if I see her
MAD MAN........U NEED SNIPER
Ndi ara..
Is it one pizza? Wont he eat it and poop after? Weird white folks
Madness. He is mentally deranged.
Good idea. you can also put your dick inside anytime you want and it will not tell you it is tired.
hmmmmm....its well
Defination of madness no dey show for face
How will someone in his right sense do such thing.... This oyinbo pple are getting crazier day by day
world don wan end oooo. how on earth will a man marry pizza
THIS IS MADNESSS!!!!
And after marrying the pizza ur still going to eat it and drink d wine. so who betrays who?
Take him to China! He z a mental case!!!!
#sucre
Take him to China! He z a mental case!!!!
#sucre
LMAO! Gosh! cant even get enough lafta! guess the marvins are shoting Jantamanta video in his brain, Korede dance alone could make him go nut not to talk of the rest
Oloshi, onye ara, anumpama!
Madness everywhere
I don't fink he's mentally okay!
Foolishness of the highest order... Double your hustle
I thought its a woman's name until Linda explains. So many jobless family members and friends followed him to registry faaaa.
Click: Good reasons why some men Cheat In Relationship
Click: If you do any of these, marriage is not for you
Pls get me his mother ASAP
Such a cute boy, he is just seeking for attention
ise aye!
Lol, orishirishi, awon ode
it is well
Hehehe wonders shall never cease to end. Oh Chim
Wish am there. I will just eat that pizza. Let him sue me for eating food. Oyibo and madness. May God have mercy on you.
This one is pure m**ness.....can't stop laughing!!
He is really sick!!!!
Omo na mental case o! "KOLOMENTAL"
Hmmmmm. Nothing we no go see/hear for this world
So after he eats the pizza then what??? Na wah o
Evil foolishness combined with mad madness...*when men and women refuse to be real and just love one another...lol!!!
The world is going crazy
Some people are not worth to be called humans.. Can't even call him an animal cos Even the lower animal can't be dis foolish... This.. This... This "Thing"... Rubbish
madness thank God I'm not white .
Dis madness. Onye Ara!!!
He has kolomental,he will even fuck pizza. Olodo
What is this? Stupidity of the highest proportion. Kolomental!
Crazy life indeed.Hian!
Baba nla weere ni awon eleyi sha������
Watin we no go see
Lord have mercy on u, what nonsense
Ala dina udinudi....... this is the highest madness I have ever seen ooooo.... Oyinbo pipo craze sha
End time mumu!
Chineke!!!!Is End time tonight?D world is a total mess
This is the height of joblessness.
Now this is what I call madness
He's insane
Ahhahahahhaahahah,is dis guy alryt?..pizza kwa..is he gonna eat d pizza or not
All for TV show and attention.. Next plzzz
He needs help ASAP.....WTH?
Is it a movie?
Or an advert
Coz I don't wantu believe it's real
Ewu,just want to be heard...
Craze for head, he needs help
Poor guy..i feel so sorry for him. He is running mad and doesn't even know it. His people are scared to tell him. Maybe he's a violent person. Get well soon!
MaDneSs
Omg lol true.
Am sure that guy needs to be delivered from spiritual powers.
Am sure that guy needs to be delivered from spiritual powers
MTCHEWWWW see 1st degree madness, both d guy and people wey dey present 4 d wedding dey kolomental
Oh seriously?
Oh seriously?
Pizzatology 😂😂
Pizzatology is the study of pizza disease and pizzatoma is the diagnosis
Pizzatology is the study of pizza disease and pizzatoma is the diagnosis
please call me when the pizza got eaten by rat
ah ah haba
Madness
Na so e dey take start. Linda take note!
This one don mad o!
Is he paying the pride price to the maker. If not he should be sued for violating the right of the maker for marrying what they made for eating.
Are you serious???? 😏lmao!!!!!!!!
Lmao,ARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...he is still on the first stage of the madness.
Lol. World people!! This guy should be sued for damages on causing public disturbance for his madness!!
You nor know we?
Lolz! This spiritual problem is serious!! Even AMP(Association of mad people) would reject this one!
You nor know we?
Dont eat or freeze the pizza lemne see if it won't get rotten. Jesus take the wheel
After eating it what next?
Madness in open daylight. What sort of generation is this?
Marriage is an institution ordained by God... we mankind are just defiling the real meaning of marriage.may Almighty forgive us. Just like Noah's day people will not take note of the warnings until the end comes.
What is this dude smoking? Istronge!
White people are just freaks! Someone married tree and now pizza!
***LIBER FINEST***
crazy
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