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Dear men, what would you do if this guy slapped your girl's butt?

Question asked by an American personal trainer. What would you do? But keep his size in mind before you answer that question! Lol
at 7/03/2015 04:28:00 pm

269 comments:

  1. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:28

    Oh!

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    1. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:35

      Do u live on this blog priesthood? Sure say you get mat abi na mattress. Na wah oooo.
      Me is just saying.
      Linda, abeg give this guy a BSs in ....

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    2. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:36

      Hehehehe! I can't deal o! Dis is serious temptation biko. Linda take note!

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    3. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:42

      I will shoot him

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    4. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:43

      Pls where is Davidos goat ooo, abi his phone has finally pafuka. Libs should pls pity this wannabe and donate money for him so he can throw that FUFU phone away. I don't want him loosing his chance of getting Linda's prize oo.
      EWU.
      Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

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    5. PURPLE3 July 2015 at 16:45

      Hahahahah. Hilarious comments here! One said he'll fight him spiritually. Lool. Chai

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    6. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:05

      This guy is hottie.. If he slap my butt, I'll give him my boobs too 😉

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    7. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:34

      Pls slap my bum
      ~D great anonymous!

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    8. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:46

      I would ask him if he would like to play the drum on her ass..... He should be my guest, I'll play the tambourine beside him.

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    9. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com3 July 2015 at 18:54

      Hahahaha hahahahahahaahahha

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    10. Unknown3 July 2015 at 19:42

      @Nnenne, I just luv u girl. U don't pretend at all. But this dude is hot sha. Oya guys, over to u.



      #TeamBlessed#

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    11. Unknown3 July 2015 at 20:07

      I will give him a knock on d head as Yoruba mothers do .

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    12. Unknown3 July 2015 at 20:12

      I'll shake his hand and join him

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    13. Unknown3 July 2015 at 21:24

      Linda I am hot here now, pls send the guy contact to me

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  2. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:29

    I will shot him

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    1. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:36

      You said it all

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    2. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:39

      Stupid question shaaa

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    3. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:48

      Greatest gbagaun of the human race. Ogundiran isn't that you?

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    4. Ngozi3 July 2015 at 17:01

      Cool answer. But l think he is stupid to ask a question like that. Trying to show off his muscles, he should learn to do things that will add value to life not coming on the internet to show his muscles. The man with the gun has the final say, renders your muscles USELESS.

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    5. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:25

      Anony 4:29, pleeeeez mind your gramnar this hot day haaaba
      Sharumi

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    6. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:02

      Pls did u say shot him???¿

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    7. Unknown3 July 2015 at 18:12

      Anon.. ur English alone is enough. Lmfho

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    8. Unknown3 July 2015 at 18:47

      @anonymous 4:48, u r mad. Oloshi.

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  3. Miz_wendy3 July 2015 at 16:30

    Lol... 9ja men would prefer to walk away... sigh* 😐😐😐

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  4. Wayne3 July 2015 at 16:30

    I will leave u in d hands of d lord nw lol

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  5. STERN3 July 2015 at 16:30

    I'll walk up to him and ask him if he has no manners and why he did that

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    1. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:25

      Ehn!? Didn't you see his 24 pack?

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    2. Liddy3 July 2015 at 21:07

      STERN, i love your comment! Confidence!
      That's whatsup!

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  6. Wayne3 July 2015 at 16:30

    I will leave u in d hands of d lord nw lol

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    1. T girl3 July 2015 at 18:19

      I am sooo proud of u . U r a smart brother. It is always better to LEAVE and LIVE to c another day !!

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    2. Unknown3 July 2015 at 19:35

      Perfect ansa.......The Lord will settle it...lolzzzzz


      Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

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  7. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:31

    Oooooooooh my...!

    Wetin he wan do than burst into laughter,
    Wen he no want die prematurely

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  8. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:31

    Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wht happened in d year 19.. wil b his fate but pls don't blame any guy if they thank him for appreciating his girl.

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  9. ary3 July 2015 at 16:31

    Pull out a piece and drop you as you are and claim insanity and provocation!!

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  10. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:31

    I will shoot him right away..

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  11. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:31

    Forget ooooo I go forget broken bottle for him stomach ni straight....Lol



    *Nuelcode

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  12. NaijaDeltaBabe3 July 2015 at 16:32

    I will slap him

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  13. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:32

    Ama go outside to wait for him and pump some bullets through his lean ass body once he steps, then watch and see if his physique will save him.

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    1. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 21:45

      Where did u find gun ode. If ur so tough why go outside and wait, do it right there and then

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  14. Wayne3 July 2015 at 16:32

    I will leave u in d hands of The Lord

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  15. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:32

    I will kick you in your blocos motherfucker!... Do you think all that mass muscles translate to strength?

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  16. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:33

    Noting what do you expect before.

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  17. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:33

    I'll simply forgive & forget

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  18. Ani J3 July 2015 at 16:33

    Will tell him to do it again LoL

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  19. AC£S3 July 2015 at 16:33

    No be by muscle jor

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    1. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 19:54

      Exactly, it's nt by muscles.

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  20. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:33

    Slap him back

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  21. STERN3 July 2015 at 16:33

    The least you may get might be a knock on the face but at least it shows that you aint a coward and your girl is even gona respect you more for taking that bold step in confronting him..

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  22. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:34

    Nawa dis question had men over to u

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  23. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:34

    Get a glock and burst or brains out..

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  24. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:34

    I will ask him if the butt is soft or hard like plump rock!!

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  25. @feezy_d3 July 2015 at 16:34

    i will fight him spiritually

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  26. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:34

    I will fuck you up! You think say nah my chest? Try urself. Mtcheew!!

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  27. Cute G3 July 2015 at 16:34

    Permission to answer as a man. First of all not all muscular men are strong. U can't judge a book by its cover. Weather muscular or not, I'll fling my hand in the air five times before landing it on his nose. Then the rest is history.

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  28. Walata3 July 2015 at 16:34

    He's a mofo so ur body is for trouble bah?

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  29. Amy3 July 2015 at 16:34

    I will just warn him from afar. Infact I will gently warn him sef.

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  30. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:34

    Pls dnt correct her it's an error . Omo I'll call d police to handle u. Since I cant .

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  31. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:35

    shot him.

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  32. Kon3 July 2015 at 16:35

    The guy will chop the beating of his life.

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  33. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:35

    Girlfriend is still ok. If he tries it with my wife, I'll bear a few of his punches, put a sharp Blade on his wrist n slice away. Fighting is not by size, its in d mind

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  34. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:35

    Haaa

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  35. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:36

    I would call up with my "plan B babe".

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  36. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:36

    Wetin dumb bell dey do for there, i go disfigure hinn muscle, wetin he carry for chest na just sign board...film trick..10k go disfigure aam..

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  37. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:36

    i will fight him spiritually

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  38. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:36

    bullet into his forehead

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  39. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:37

    I will enrol in a gym attend a lot of fighting classes then come back to him to know what gave him the guts. If he beats me, I'll be Nicky in Casino on his ass. I will come back with a .45 and blow his dick off.

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  40. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:37

    Cry....

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  41. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:37

    I will squash his balls

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  42. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:38

    I will blow his head off.

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  43. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:38

    i wont answer him.... i will just go and look for a machete and wait for him to come out and simply stab him..

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  44. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:40

    i go put two bullets 4 his d*ck(blokos)

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  45. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:41

    i would kindly beg for forgiveness

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  46. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:41

    I am sure he has not heard the Yoruba saying 'danwo lo bi iya okere". Just try am make we see.

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  47. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:41

    I am sure he has not heard the Yoruba saying 'danwo lo bi iya okere". Just try am make we see.

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  48. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:41

    Lolzz...I'll just walk away #ABJID

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  49. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:41

    Walk away as if nothing happen..

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  50. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:41

    IF WE ARE IN THE GYM....which means am a body builder/trainer as well, then we'll slug it out MAN TO MAN; BONE TO BONE. Ta! who you be??????

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  51. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:41

    forget ur grabness oooo.....except bottle no de inside the gym.....we go still waylay you for corner....no just worry ur grabness, u go surely collect

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  52. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:42

    Hahahahaha..... So funny!
    Most of your comment makes me laugh out loud.

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  53. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:43

    ah pray @Ekwe mak u fit talk
    na to waka pass do like say u no knw wetin happn*lol*

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  54. prettiyz3 July 2015 at 16:45

    Guys over to u while I read comments

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  55. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:45

    I will start accusing my girl friend, y are u shaking ur back like that to him.

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  56. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:48

    Nigga no matter your size i can stand you..

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  57. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:49

    Will end relationship with the babe if she does not react, The girl's reaction is essential. I would do nothing.

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  58. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:49

    9ja men will smile n be lyk dts ok while dia mind will be lyk "na bcoz u get § if nt i 4 show u"
    Igbo boys wil organise touts 4 u,lol

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  59. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:49

    I will smile to my girlfriend and tell her is okay.Trust me will face that guy with objects that's not friendly to his muscles.

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  60. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:51

    DEM DON KNACK AM ALUWO (HIT AND FALL) BEFORE? MAKE IM COME TRY AM FOR IBADAN NAA

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  61. Han3 July 2015 at 16:52

    Walk away

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  62. yawanow3 July 2015 at 16:54

    funny question.

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  63. gboyega3 July 2015 at 16:54

    he better have a bullet proof vest on

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  64. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:54

    He no go want try rubbish now, linda forget size o Levels pass levels

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  65. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:55

    is not a grammatical error, its typo...and its not the first...you get the point..so whats the fuss about..give Linda a break..it aint easy..

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  66. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:55

    i would grab his balls and squeeze the hell out of am sure he wont see that coming after am done he would be looking like DIDIRIN

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  67. andre kelvin3 July 2015 at 16:56

    Ama kick his D

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  68. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:56

    Aswear na bomb go explode no matter who he is or how big he is. my Girl is too precious for hes liking.

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  69. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:57

    I have a set of skills I have acquired over the years. I will not confront you physically, but You'll meet Jesus within a week!

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  70. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 16:58

    I have a set of skills I have acquired over the years. I will not confront you physically, but You'll meet Jesus within a week!

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  71. Unknown3 July 2015 at 16:59

    if i blow ham for chest, i swear e go die

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  72. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:00

    He's a human so me and my girl. He will apologizes when he see that am not happy with what he did, then if he didn't apologize I will make him realize what he did is wrong.

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  73. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:01

    hehehehe........ which kia size mbok?

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  74. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:01

    Thank him...n forget it happened

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  75. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:01

    Lol... I would just ask ma gf to leave him for God to judge.

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  76. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:04

    I will put holy ring in my hand and shake him and he will start to dance DonJazy

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  77. www.autocare.com3 July 2015 at 17:08

    its so simple ,i dont need to fight him, one bullet is okay for him.Having muscles these days is not appreciated like before .So no kain ,the guy go hear am ,if he tried it.

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  78. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:09

    i will congratulate him

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  79. mikiwonder3 July 2015 at 17:10

    I will take on you head on. Cos i dont give a f**k. No matter his bicepts, i know where to touch him and he will pass on like a new born baby that has just finished breast feeding.

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  80. flimgee3 July 2015 at 17:12

    I will apologz fr my gf's distraction.....omo

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  81. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:14

    appeal to his sence of reasoning that what he is doing is disrespectful.....apparently tdats all i can do :)

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  82. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:14

    I will call iyanya for him

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  83. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:15

    I go fight am with nak and fall

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  84. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:18

    Have guns finished in the market? OR Other weapons? Gun down his leg or better still cut it off.

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  85. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:18

    That he pumps iron doesn't mean he can fight

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  86. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:19

    A bullet is faster and stronger so I won't hesitate to give am one chop...Lol.. Thank God guns are legal here in the states...Lols...#standyourgroundlaws

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  87. Lewis3 July 2015 at 17:20

    I'll 4give him n go 2 my village on his behalf

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  88. whizdom..3 July 2015 at 17:20

    Where you Linda wetn the guy fit do? shay the guy fit Chop BOTTLE......

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  89. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:21

    Stupid question.. get my. 38 magnum and pump some bullets in that his stupid hands

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  90. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:24

    Ok na him size dey deceive ham abii he never see shubushere anasare na yoruba juju I qo use #kilokanmipeluradarada. Lindaobserve

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  91. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:26

    WHAT WILL HE DO WHEN I REMOVE MY FULLY LOADED PUMP ACTION FROM SAFETY POINTING IT TO HIS FOREHEAD IS THE QUESTION HERE!UR SIZE AINT SHIT!!D STEEL AINT SIZE COMPLIANT!

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  92. Jay Boogie!3 July 2015 at 17:27

    I will give him a Handshake and tell him to try it again...

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  93. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:29

    I go take broken bottle deflate those muscle wey dey push u..

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  94. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:30

    Yeye men will walk away but real men will stand and fight....forget the guy size jor..

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  95. badboyzdoitright3 July 2015 at 17:31

    I will beat his fucking ass...well, when he see's me he's most likely gonna apologise...#benefits of hitting d gym!

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  96. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:31

    I'll ask him if he wants to slap her boobs too

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  97. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:32

    I ll just say Dari is God oooo

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  98. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:38

    Taaaaaaaaaaaa!

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  99. Amy3 July 2015 at 17:41

    This is how you know a foolish man.

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  100. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:43

    I'll whip his face with a dumb bell!

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  101. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:47

    I will kick his eggplant and he will lie on the floor. What matters most isn't the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.

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  102. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:49

    Dis kind person no dey use eye see broken bottle...
    I go chuk all dat chest anyhow..

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  103. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:50

    I will tell him sorry and please forgive her and walk away

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  104. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:53

    guy nah American u dey abi come try it for naija make u knw say small body no bie sickness

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  105. Unknown3 July 2015 at 17:54

    Earn a degree without jamb in ghana with ease call 07172161117 for further clarification

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  106. Thywill Be Done 3 July 2015 at 17:55

    Guy, Some men are trained boxers; some are black-belt holders - I'm one of them... don't let your macho deceive you o. Stay in your lane.

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  107. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 17:55

    Why does the bf have to be the one to do something about it, Bruv if I was the babe, My bf wouldn't have to do nothing cos my hands are quick thank u very much and I would have already bitch slapped the dude several times by myself for slapping my ass. Dont need no bf's help to defend myself and quite frankly we shouldn't teach our girl's that. Questions like this are the reason why feminism exist.

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  108. Emmy oly3 July 2015 at 17:57

    Linda 9mm still de market na

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  109. abujakenneth3 July 2015 at 17:59

    I will apply the principle in MILAD LAGOS V OJUKWU

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  110. Unknown3 July 2015 at 18:01

    Charm will take you out in secs....not time to take a second look of your bold image.

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  111. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:02

    My girl friend will know better she won't won't even say a word cos she knows her guy is a bad guy she would just tell him thank u and remind before she leaves that she is coming bk to thank him for the slaps and then her bad guy who knows some other bad guys comes thru...chest pass chest he will b on his knees cos I would hv shattered his knees with a baseball stick there he will first apologise to my woman and immediately downloads slaps on his chin till her palm begins to swell.....u don't fucking lay hands on a woman even if she is not my gf

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  112. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:02

    Since we are in the gym, I will get the sharpest equipment and pierce it right through his muscles, and make sure I give him an indelible mark. Every time, he sees that mark on his hand, he will remember not to slap someone else's girl on the ass. Slowpoke

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  113. Unknown3 July 2015 at 18:06

    no problem. i will ask casually what that was all about..and if response dey 'casual' i fit forgive' but if its arrogant...then i will go out and get him beaten or perhaps the sight of a gun later in the day will make him think twice on what he can do.....bottom line, no action until response determines it

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  114. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:06

    Would Design ur Packs with the nearest bottle i find

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  115. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:07

    I wilTel my GF 2 slap her own bac,afta den we go home..

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  116. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:10

    i will ignore him for some time but still watching him closely, when he get carried away with his benching i will drop a dumbell on his head....... he day craze.

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  117. Unknown3 July 2015 at 18:11

    Na bullet sure pass , nigga feels is by muscles ? Don't u mess wit a gangster gf cus hima fuck u up real bad that u gonna lose ur not-making sense robot body,

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  118. Unknown3 July 2015 at 18:14

    I go slap am with dumbbell.............but I will later run sha with style

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  119. #Iamwest3 July 2015 at 18:15

    Then I guess what happened in 1972 might repeat itself!

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  120. ratialmando3 July 2015 at 18:16

    I will move close to him in a fighting mode, then i will say our lords prayer, then i will forgive him, y bcuz in our lords prayer it says forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us, then i will ask my girl to forgive me too for not killing my self, to cut d long story short. We will just forgive ourselves sha.

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  121. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:18

    Poke him in the next with a knife...while he's not looking.

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  122. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:28

    i gonna go find ur mama or sis and fing der puss

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  123. JohnCrown3 July 2015 at 18:31

    It depends, if I am his match or a little more of his size, I'll challenge him but with this my tiny body, I'll just ask babe, 'what did u do to him' and when she replies 'nothing!' I'll say, bros I beg no vex. Cos I dare not even tell him the normal 'I hand u over to God

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  124. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:33

    linda ikeji

    I will only take a trip to the truck twice
    unpacked the Mac 11, he will come ooutside

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  125. babs3 July 2015 at 18:34

    Well it's not by muscles or big chest and body...he can easily intimidate a small sized guy but not me...I am not as big as he is o but am definitely taller than him but I actually don't think I can fight him sha by attacking unless I have got a piece to threaten his dumbest but I surely will not be a coward and just look away like nothing happened...I will definitely lambast his ass and call d police if it happened in a country like the US or UK

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  126. Kgbl147-escobar3 July 2015 at 18:35

    i will beat him with bante or oruka ibile,or stab him with bottle i b confirm lasgidi boi..

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  127. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:39

    lmaoooooooooooooooo....seems u guys can't spell *shoot* on LIB tho. smh

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  128. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:45

    BRUH! I'll make sure that's the last time he hit another woman's ass.

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  129. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:51

    Well, nothing much, I'll try and see if his chest can stop a bullet.

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  130. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:53

    Well i am larger than him so he would not try that....He needs to work out more

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  131. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:55

    There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flowers bringing if ......

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  132. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:56

    Put my other girlfriend (45) to his head and squeeze.

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  133. Innocentia Annie3 July 2015 at 18:56

    lol Dear boyfriend
    Just walk away with your girlfriend
    with lips sealed

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  134. 141417173 July 2015 at 18:57

    .....nigga 4 dey game... no go believe say all this muscle fit do shii... idajo okan ... u go kiss canvass sha ni

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  135. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:57

    i will give him one bullet

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  136. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:57

    i will give him one bullet

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  137. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 18:58

    he will have to kill me cause i won't let it go, even if he breaks my leg i will definitely keep coming back.

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  138. Unknown3 July 2015 at 19:01

    I go so beat am, I will inflate that muscle with beating. It is not by muscle o

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  139. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 19:05

    Kick you on your balls and beat the heck outa you

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  140. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 19:12

    Dude. I will just shoot you in the head, shiiiiiiit!!

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  141. Unknown3 July 2015 at 19:44

    I will put him in my prayers.

    Linda cogitate

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  142. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 19:47

    Oh boy! Forget ur body, we go enter ourself.. By the tym I burst ur kneecaps, u and I would be of the same height.. #Teamekitimen

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  143. Tchid Mr TIL3 July 2015 at 19:48

    This was how his type died some where in Benin. He allowed his size and muscle decieve him and a litu boy stabbed him to death and dumped his body in the gutter..Stupid people like this thought their muscles are bullet proof. Arrant nonsense. Even if he'll beat me, i must create a scene and either of us will visit the hospital.. I just commented

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  144. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 19:50

    Oh boy! Forget ur body! We go enter ourself.. By the tym I burst ur kneecaps, u and I would be of the same height gba gbagbe yen.. #Teamekitimen

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  145. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 19:52

    I go letam go free! lol!!

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  146. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 19:53

    Stupid question of the day

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  147. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 19:59

    I go throway face...I can't fight yo :(

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  148. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 20:04

    Life is simple.. I would walk away... then pay 10 rugged area boys to put the fear of God into his dumb head.... power pass power..

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  149. Unknown3 July 2015 at 20:12

    I well so, I show him the other side of the butt. E no mean, is a free world. I no wen die

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  150. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 20:20

    I go go do juju for the guy.

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  151. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 20:35

    linda i swear we go fight die.

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  152. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 20:36

    NO NEED TO FIGHT HIM. I WILL USE A GUN AND KILL HIM

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  153. Unknown3 July 2015 at 20:55

    I go crush am.

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  154. Unknown3 July 2015 at 20:58

    The Weapon of my warfare are not canal...its a spiritual something. lolz

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  155. corrosive3 July 2015 at 21:00

    I wud fight back...its all abt d technique his size doesn't grantee D̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅τ̲̅ I cnt beat him...its abt speed,focus,idea...

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  156. Unknown3 July 2015 at 21:16

    D question is what if am more packy dan he is, wld He?

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  157. Unknown3 July 2015 at 21:20

    Well na that time u go know say average nigerian guy sabi shoot gun and bullet na less than 200 naira.

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  158. Wadoo Wadoo3 July 2015 at 21:21

    Well, I will write him a letter and send it by second class post telling him that as a Christian or a Muslim, he should not be doing such things. And if he wants, I can always get him wife from Africa (Ghana or South Africa women will be best, our naija girls r a bit too flat in that department, no disrespect, we like them like that) who is well gifted in that department so that he can if he likes turn her behind into a drum. I am sure he will be happy about it and apologise to me for touching my girlfriend. Ha ha ha.

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  159. Wadoo Wadoo3 July 2015 at 21:30

    On second thoughts, I will go to my law office and write him a letter, warning him that what he has done is criminal assault and a trespass to person and he must not do it again. If he does it I will report him Asari Dokunbor, Tompolo, IG of police, DSS, DMI,, my pastor and boko Haram and Patience Jonathan. Boy! D man go fear me. Chai chai, Linda how you see am? Even you self go fear this rain wen I deh draw seriously for the letter.

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  160. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 21:30

    He is fool because he is looking for trouble; has not heard of judo and kunfu? Big muscle is just hype because most of them cannot fight. He should be careful because he can be stabbed.

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  161. Marcus3 July 2015 at 21:33

    i will be clueless if only we lived in a lawless country....get him arrested, muscle no make am God na

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  162. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 21:40

    The chairman believes himself

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  163. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 21:41

    Who does he think he can intimidate. I will tear his muscle and make him realize it's not by body. I don dey vex now sef

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  164. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 21:50

    I will stab him to death

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  165. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 21:50

    I will say in a surprised and angry mode 'Man, what did you do that for?'. Then I will say to my babe ' forget about that idiot. So many mad people everywhere now, even in the gym'. We will walk away.

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  166. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 21:51

    Body dey catch dis guy o. Na David go beat Goliath again.

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  167. Marcus3 July 2015 at 21:53

    i will be clueless if only we lived in a lawless country....get him arrested, muscle no make am God na

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  168. Anonymous3 July 2015 at 22:04

    Heen As a typical Hausa/Fulani guy trust me within the split of a second he would be struggling to pack his Intestines.No big deal,one down period.

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  169. Unknown3 July 2015 at 22:11

    Will ask him to apologize or i will make him

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