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Student's eggplant goes missing in UNIPORT (photos)

They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below...
A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.

at 6/07/2015 09:05:00 am

122 comments:

  1. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:07

    Jeezz, in uniport

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    1. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:52

      It does happen, I have seen it happen life before. Linda take note!

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    2. NaijaDeltaBabe7 June 2015 at 09:57

      Lol. So wat is he gonna be using to pee in d meantime?

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    3. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:05

      No in congo

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    4. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:13

      Medical student applying African science in surgery. Transgender need him ASAP.

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    5. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:13

      Medical student applying African science in surgery. Transgender need him ASAP.

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    6. Davido's driver7 June 2015 at 10:31

      Used to hear this tale when i was little. Pls bring pics lets confirm how it now looks like... Something like catilyn?













































      ~album drops 8th June~

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    7. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:31

      No in congo

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    8. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:56

      Dis world is becoming sth else, and we pray dat God save us frm d hands of enemies dat want to deny us d use of our God given private parts.

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    9. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 11:41

      Mehnnn!!! That's the essence of his humanity ooo...his prick should be returned asap ooo

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    10. YUSUF BUHARI BABE7 June 2015 at 11:42

      Orisirisi

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    11. Unknown7 June 2015 at 11:49

      Chai! This is not funny at all.....HOD.....

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    12. Unknown7 June 2015 at 12:50

      Lol exactly my point, what if he was pressed moments before the missing occurred?? This is sad though even in our universities.
      FCB GAL

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    13. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 13:04

      Hmmm!
      ~D great anonymous!

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    14. Unknown7 June 2015 at 13:07

      I remember When a mallam did same to a boy at choba junction right before my eyes lol dem beat shege comot for him body before he returned it.. d funniest thing was a girl volunteered to check if it was still functioning. All these amu thieves their is GOD o

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    15. Juleslouis7 June 2015 at 13:07

      What? Even students too? Serves him right. They should allow him return d eggplant before they kill him o.

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    16. @arkiss7 June 2015 at 13:30

      No new story especially in my skul as at last year

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    17. Unknown7 June 2015 at 19:13

      Dats his main reason of existence o, he better return his Mr Chukwu fast

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  2. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 09:08

    Wow just wow wetin we no go hear loool

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  3. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:08

    Omo see evil in the land! One has to be careful

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  4. 7F098C197 June 2015 at 09:08

    No be small matter. Me that so much love my eggplant. I feel it 247. Engr Emy

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  5. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:09

    So did the penis return? Give us part two

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  6. Quiny7 June 2015 at 09:12

    Hian...Wetin we no go hia...

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  7. fungi7 June 2015 at 09:12

    I'm not sure if I should laugh or not!

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  8. Lol7 June 2015 at 09:12

    great.. nice pos Doa Bangun Tidur

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  9. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:13

    Nawaooh....student

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  10. DATSHAPIBOBOY7 June 2015 at 09:14

    Missing Chibok Girls,
    Missing 20 billion dollars
    Now missing egg plant.
    O dikwa egwu o.
    Comment signed, sealed and delivered by DatShapIboBoy

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    1. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:41

      U didn't complete it... Missing dickin Uniport...
      * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

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    2. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 13:06

      Missing shapiboboy
      ~D great anonymous!

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  11. Oskirin7 June 2015 at 09:14

    Linda,wey d picture of d penis wey disapear? Pls ds info no complete @ all.me i need proof b4 d claim can b paid by my insurance coy.

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  12. DATSHAPIBOBOY7 June 2015 at 09:15

    Missing Chibok Girls,
    Missing 20 billion dollars
    Now missing egg plant.
    O dikwa egwu o.
    Comment signed, sealed and delivered by DatShapIboBoy

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  13. Karlsson7 June 2015 at 09:15

    Hope whoever took it returns it back ASAP.
    Ubanagum

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  14. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:15

    Not strange to me.. av seen an incident like here in my school unizik at tempsite...

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    1. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 14:43

      So what does a guy need another guy's eggplant for?
      This u just strange.



      << LIB Addict >>

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  15. Maaama7 June 2015 at 09:15

    Ahh you go fear some people oo! We gt so many problems for ths my country oo. It shall be well!

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  16. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 09:15

    Hmmm Weytin he won use am do.

    M

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  17. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:16

    Aymor rey oooooooo

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  18. ASHANKA7 June 2015 at 09:18

    GBESE RE O

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  19. Dave Mide7 June 2015 at 09:20

    Ok wheres the penis pix ?

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  20. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:20

    This can be true. Does this thing really exist?

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  21. Fuck your opinion7 June 2015 at 09:28

    Why do I find it unbelievable?

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  22. Austin7 June 2015 at 09:29

    thank God for him o... majority of youths nowadays lack patience!!!

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  23. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:29

    Hhmmm same tHing happened in my school! It's only god will save us all

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  24. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:29

    Hmmmm! He should better return it! Haba!

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  25. NDBLOW7 June 2015 at 09:32

    LINDA I WAS AN EYE WITNESS TO THIS INCIDENT, JUST THAT I DON'T HAVE GOOD PHONE TO SEND YOU THE INFORMATION AND PICTURES THAT YESTERDAY.... ALL THANKS TO NELSON MANDELA HOSTEL BOYS,

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    1. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:11

      Are u suggesting I send u a new phone?

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  26. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 09:33

    That's my department and year...it's just sad.

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  27. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:33

    Sad but hillarious....wicked world

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  28. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:34

    Like for real? Ha me no play with my p**ns o, no matter hw small it is e better pass say u no even get am @ll,#bringbackhispenis#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#

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    1. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 10:23

      Lol @ #bringbackhispenis. You no well...lol

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    2. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:44

      Lmao... abi... cos two level dey wey E suppose accomplish..
      * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

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    3. Unknown7 June 2015 at 14:33

      Hahahahaha

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    4. Unknown7 June 2015 at 14:36

      Hahahahaha

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  29. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:34

    Jisos tinz dey happen ooo. And dis medical std go get babe ooo. Chai!

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  30. daddy's girl7 June 2015 at 09:35

    God hv mercy,dis is so weird.

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  31. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:36

    Jesus! Hmmmm na wa o! I cover my breast n V with d blood! Dis world is scary indeed!

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    1. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 12:25

      Blood of what? Lol.....

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    2. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 14:19

      HahahHah

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    3. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 15:01

      pls cover with ma hands.they are secure there...lol

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  32. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:37

    how??
    where the thing go???
    how the thing miss??
    what was left there sore abi flat flesh with balls abeg i need answers

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    1. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 22:16

      Hahahhaahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  33. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 09:39

    Why would this senseless news even make it to main stream media? Especially without photographic proof? And to think this happened in a citadel of learning beats my imagination, especially concerning the quality of graduates from that uni. Sad

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  34. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 09:39

    Why would this senseless news even make it to main stream media? Especially without photographic proof? And to think this happened in a citadel of learning beats my imagination, especially concerning the quality of graduates from that uni. Sad

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  35. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:42

    Very weired

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  36. COLLIN 7 June 2015 at 09:45

    Tot this type of news had gone extinct

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  37. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:45

    Something like this has happened to a close friend before. It's real ooo. He got his eggplant back tho.

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  38. shortman7 June 2015 at 09:48

    Story story story is lie,can you just think sharp?

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  39. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 09:48

    That's some serious shit

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  40. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:50

    Are you kidding me

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  41. Unknown7 June 2015 at 09:51

    I cover my eggplant with the blood.......

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    1. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:45

      Complete it...
      * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

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  42. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 09:51

    Alright.... Linda complete the story..... The penis was restored and the young man said it wasn't his own..... But after much said and done the original one was returned..... The 100 level HDS student now has his penis back....... Thanks to madelites for their promote response to the boy's cry for help......

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    1. the fashion engineer7 June 2015 at 10:08

      Lmaoooooo
      He said it wasn't his own???
      Buhahahahahaha

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  43. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 09:55

    Strange!!!

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  44. Suzielicious7 June 2015 at 09:55

    See gobe! Stupid idiot! He wan use am do juju. Money ritual tinz!

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  45. ary7 June 2015 at 10:08

    LOL Teni is jot going to believe this.

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  46. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:13

    Money ritual thinzzzzzzzz

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  47. Lukman7 June 2015 at 10:21

    I am 100% certain that this is not true. There is no where in science that this has been proven. If this is true, we need evidence!

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  48. MISS UNDERSTOOD7 June 2015 at 10:43

    Thy PREEQ owner, sorry about thy loss. Thy PREEQ stealer, thou has embraceth covetousness.. What haveth thee do with two PREEQS?
    When native doctor pikin gain admission to study Medicine and Surgery, this is the result... missing PREEQ.

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  49. Unknown7 June 2015 at 10:46

    Nawa oooooöoooö ,wat a world??

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  50. dodo7 June 2015 at 11:06

    Na wah o

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  51. 9ja4show7 June 2015 at 11:06

    E dey happun....No b 2day na..9ja4show

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  52. chivans7 June 2015 at 11:08

    kedu ihe o ga eme with some1s egg plant? uwa di egwu kita.

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  53. Mr 477 June 2015 at 11:14

    Haaaaa!!! Gbese Re oooo. They should have cut the guy's penis too now .

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  54. Unknown7 June 2015 at 11:21

    Lol... ladies pls hold your vagina and clitoris... before it gets missing. That idiot is a bloody mother fucking A...hole.

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  55. P.P7 June 2015 at 11:41

    God help us

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  56. Unknown7 June 2015 at 11:47

    More pics pls.
    Jst wanna see the eggplant thief.

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  57. yawanow7 June 2015 at 11:55

    Ha na wah oooooo. Eggplant is important how can someone be wicked to take it away all 4 money rituals.

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  58. Unknown7 June 2015 at 11:58

    Wicked world.....i just hope he got back his penis.

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  59. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 12:13

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN AHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIINN
    SEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

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  60. Unknown7 June 2015 at 12:21

    Na wa oooo

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  61. naanke7 June 2015 at 12:30

    Na wow oo things de happen oo dis wan na real juju.

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  62. Moi7 June 2015 at 12:37

    Bull shit. Where's the picture? You all are so gullible.

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  63. Golda Awosika7 June 2015 at 13:06

    Na wa o, wat d heck is e using it for, e shud produce it o
    #*karlishah*

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  64. klue7 June 2015 at 13:06

    hope his penis has been tested for erection, durability 'if it had', orgasm and reproduction ability?? if not he still has issues..

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  65. Unknown7 June 2015 at 13:40

    Jesus!

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  66. Jasmine Joseph7 June 2015 at 13:48

    Kai that is crazy wicked, seriously a student so na wetin u wan take hamma dis year, God don catch u, num 1 oloriburuku, ode oshi

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  67. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 14:12

    Jeez! Gof hv mercy

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  68. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 14:12

    Jeez!

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  69. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 14:30

    We need pictures for some of these stories. Is there a knob where the penis used to be or what. I dont get it. We have to be prayerful though.

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  70. joyous babe7 June 2015 at 14:38

    Na wa o,waiting him wan take am do?May GOd help us.

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  71. kaybee7 June 2015 at 14:41

    You guys have got to be the most ignorant and gullible people on earth. This hoax has been in existence for years now. This phenomenon does not exist. You cannot remove a person's genitals or breast non surgically. It doesn't happen. We have serious problems in Nigeria and to be taken seriously, we need to be a culture that thinks rationally.

    And please don't tell me it's a spiritual phenomenon. Poverty is a disease for real

    Dr. K

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    1. annonymous7 June 2015 at 21:00

      For all yo doubting Thomas(es). Even as a medical doc., u should knw that there r sm mysteries beyond our comprehension. I knw u dnt blv there is a supreme being called God. That's why u cnt even blv dis simply phenomenon dat happens every now n then. Bt not to worry, urs will b d next....then u'll knw that there's wat they call "black magic" n that everything does nt end in a controlled scientific lab.

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  72. Unknown7 June 2015 at 15:19

    I was in school when it happened, the beating was they gave to the boy serves him right

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  73. Unknown7 June 2015 at 16:00

    Please is caitlyn or what Jenner still keeping his egg plant. These guys can make use of it

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  74. Babe7 June 2015 at 16:17

    It happens oo,dia was a time it reigned in uniport ,pple wia scared to shake strangers or to b touched.neva knew it will still happen

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  75. Unknown7 June 2015 at 16:20

    Things dey happen sha....

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  76. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 16:37

    It happened when we wre doing our community services, am a witness we raised d alarm not Mandela boys

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  77. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 17:30

    pls linda stop saying eggplant, its irritating !

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  78. Unknown7 June 2015 at 18:22

    Have you ever seen anyone that got his egg plant stolen.and not returned back? It seems like it's the attention these evil people are always after.

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  79. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 18:57

    No photographic evidence? Op.

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  80. Unknown7 June 2015 at 21:02

    DR. K GOT IT RIGHT

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  81.  ┃ᶥᵗˢ »Sunny Bruce™♡̬|ᵐR.ᴳℓ๏βᵉ7 June 2015 at 21:07

    So wetinn d gguy go dey use tipa-tipa for now?

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  82.  ┃ᶥᵗˢ »Sunny Bruce™♡̬|ᵐR.ᴳℓ๏βᵉ7 June 2015 at 21:08

    For Now wetin d guy go dey use tipa-tipa?

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  83. Bliss.7 June 2015 at 21:25

    Looool...some interesting story that was. God help us oo...

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  84. Anonymous7 June 2015 at 22:15

    What is the scientific explanation for such an occurence?

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  85. Anonymous8 June 2015 at 09:49

    Are u on fb? Just like this http://tinyurl.com/free1mtndata

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  86. Unknown8 June 2015 at 18:11

    God safe him

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  87. Gaddiel8 June 2015 at 18:29

    Oh yeahs. It does happen. Witnessed it when i was in highschool. Happened to a friend. We all saw it

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  88. Anonymous9 June 2015 at 09:13

    The guy didn't take any dick. He only admitted so he won't be beaten to death. The police found him innocent. He is currently in Bayelsa with his parents. And I pray they sue

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