This happened at about 4:20 pm. An Hausa man (Yao as he is called) was accosted by a man who claimed to be stranded and needs money for transport to Badagry. Yao offered to give him 200 but this man had another deal (to sell his phone), 'a big Nokia phone' as described by Yao for #5000, they later agreed #2000 which Yao paid for. He was handed the phone which he tested. To cut the story short, the phone was 'packaged' by the man and they parted ways. Yao got home to share the 'good news'. He dipped his hands in his pocket to bring out the phone and that was what he found. Soap! He said what pained him most was that this man happened to also be an Hausa man cause they conversed in his language.
But how can though?
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Lolx... The phone no pain yu but the fact say the man na hausa man na wetin yu... Serious matter....
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Yah needs to wash his eyes wit chemical. Lol
DeleteYao*
DeleteNa Hausa do Jazzpass second with Yorubas
DeleteWhat kinda film is this?
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Linda, how comes u repeating same mistake twice, is it that it's not Linda dat post this her self? "An Hausa man".....
DeleteIt happened to me too...I was given stone instead of Phone.. d guy walked to me and told me d Same thing.
DeleteI know itz a yoruba dat wrote dis....An hausa man? una no dey learn, stop twisting English wit dis ur mother tongue wahala self acclaimed most educated. Words dat start with H dat is ommitted while pronouncing eg hour, Honour goes wit An. While d words pronounced with d H at d beginning eg House., higher, hanger, humble...goes wit A. I know Itz difficult cos y'll hate H but sorry Itz still part of d english alphabet, try n use it. Yorubas cappish? U welcome
DeleteHmm...
DeleteHehehehe! I don't even know what to say. Linda take note!
DeleteMine was after paying 5k in 500 naira notes. He asked me to add smthg but I told him that is my last card. He refused selling and returned my money. When I wanted buying smthg else. I brought out d money lo and behold, they have all turned to 5 5 naira. 10pieces. I felt like crying for falling prey to such a cheap prank. Every thg is possible in Lagos/9ja.
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ReplyDeleteWorthless post!
ReplyDeleteAgain, foul - mouthed bitch.
DeleteOshey! Juju
ReplyDeleteIt was a trick.. d guy switched d phone while he claim was " packing it"
DeleteOmo Dts serz ooooo,one nids 2 b careful ooo kia tnks for ds info
DeleteD Hausa dude was smart, and he outsmart d other guy wit showing him d phone, and later changung it to d soap.
ReplyDeleteI hav experience similar experience@computer village durinng those days when tins were not rosy. I saw a Nokia phn, and after paying for it d guy ended up giving me a another phn dat was filled wit cartoon. Oh! I felt so bad!
That wasn't an hausa man. It was an igbo man speaking hausa. Na only igbo pple fit wicked reach so.
DeleteUr fada there......
DeleteAnon look up pls...itz a hausa man not an. Say it...an HHHaaaa...usa man. Hop u included H
DeleteD jazz na die
ReplyDeleteIs nt jazz,a guy wz gven d beat dwn of his lyf yestidai bcos of dis same tyn,apparently he ran out of luck cos d girl chck nd saw it wz fufu nd strtd tracing him...dey do it all d tym in computer village, dey call deir sef shape boiz....
DeleteOH! Boy
ReplyDeleteOH! Boy his even lucky he bought it 4 jst 2k
ReplyDeleteam not doubting this at all bcos we naija are capable of anything
ReplyDeleteStrange.
ReplyDeleteAbeg mk una no use laff kill me
ReplyDeleteCock and bull story.
ReplyDeleteHausa jazz
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable. Sounds like a scene from a Yorubawood film where juju and charms is the order of the day.
ReplyDeleteLmao lwkm. Like seriously? Soap choiii wonders shall never end I swear . 😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteIt's a simple switch he was simply scammed
ReplyDeleteHahahah. I don laff die. I cnt believe dis I swear, fake ass story
ReplyDeleteYes ooo,its very true it has happen 2 a very close frnd of mine...he bought bold 5 in lag for a guy by d road syd and immediately the guy left for hym to use the phon he saw a soap instead so it for real
ReplyDeletehahappens
Lmfao
ReplyDeleteHausa man maga hausa man...equation don balance na...
ReplyDeleteIs a normal tin o...linda no b new tin...we call it pure jazz
ReplyDelete#Yawwwnnnnnn# next abeg
ReplyDelete#TeamBlessed#
That is an expensive soap, it must wash away his sins! The perpetrator probably switched the phone and soap as he 'packaged' it.
ReplyDeleteAboki Yao welcome to Lagos
ReplyDeleteHmmm
ReplyDeleteHehehe,kpele ma dia,such is life,
ReplyDeleteLinda look alike
Lolz it happens.
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It is very much possible. It is called the more you look the less you see among the juju men. The man actually saw saop but he thought he saw Nokia phone.. one of those things charm can do.
ReplyDeleteHe already have a soap in d envelop...all. He need to do was distract d buyer yl packaging d phone.... He was carried away by d excitment oF getting a big phone Dat cheap nd also d Fact dat dey both spoke Housa made his distraction even!
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing like magic, the seller replace the phone with soap at the point of collection.
ReplyDeleteLinda, it's true o tins like dis happen often cos it also happened to me bt mine was eba, lol
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe.. Wetin person no go hear. Odiegwu o!!!
ReplyDeleteIts possible. These hausa men can do voodoo for africa!
ReplyDeleteLmao please this isn't rocket science. The seller switched it at the point of collection. Silly post. See as the soap is even branded. He should have googled the manufacturers of the soap to get a number to call to find out if all their soaps were once mobile phones haha
ReplyDeleteAt least he still got a soap to wash with? If e no get anything blot? Half bread is better than nothing.
ReplyDeleteOdiekwu
ReplyDeleteAkuko.....how do I belive this
ReplyDeleteThis is just a scam , its happens here in the UK occassionally in some areas. I ll explain what happens.
ReplyDeleteWhen you are stopped by the "stranger" you are shown a real working phone with Box and all, but the phone in question is still in the hands of the stranger, once they start talking price, they give you a higher price which makes you walk away and while you are walking away they quickly switch the content of the box and then they call you to come and take it at whatever price you are willing to pay. You on the other hand will be so excited and anxious to pay the ridiculously cheap price happily pay up thinking it was still the same box you saw moments ago. Once you pay up and you walk away quickly so that the stranger does not change their mind, you have been had!.
If it is too good to be true it usually is.
This happened to a friend who's Camera turned into a stone.
Yea it happened between my friend and some Lithuanian guys in east London. Laptop turned to onions. £250 gone
DeleteOde he would swap it around
ReplyDeleteStuffs lyk ds hapn nw, no be juju. D story is kinda funny tho
ReplyDelete#*karlishah*
Ha ha, it's a quick swap. It happened to me in Napoli. I got an amazing deal on 2 phones, I left speedily afta agreeing the deal , hailing myself as a Naija hard haggler, only to get to my hotel and find stones in the box.The hard Naija man had bn done by Italianos. Lesson learnt.
ReplyDeleteU hear yao u no run, dunno know what all dis aboki dey feel like...
ReplyDeleteYao inspected the phone which was okay and gave it back to the man to package, man packaged soap and gave it to Yao in place of soap, simple.
ReplyDeleteHE CHANGE THE PHONE BACK TO SOAP... NA SCOPE NO BE JAZZ
ReplyDeleteWhich jazz? He must have swapped it while packaging it and he looked away
ReplyDeleteNa wa 4 pple o! Duping their fellow masses
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He didn't turn to soap. The person that sold it to him changed it when he was looking. This guys are very fast. Have been a victim in Ghana ones
ReplyDeleteThis is a simple gimmick! Those days at Idumota bridge, people buy watch and they will package pieces of stone for them. You buy good jeans and they will package old/worn out material.
ReplyDeleteIt's truly d sign of end time. hausas do not cheat eachother. what a shame.
ReplyDeleteI don't knw that this things still happen I hv been a victim once those days in oshodi d guy showed me a Fone n package anoda for me instead .
ReplyDeleteThe lesson here is simple open ur eyes anywhere u de,shikena
LINDA,I THINK THE PERSON THAT SHARED THIS STORY MEANT TO SAY YARO AND NOT YOA.
ReplyDeleteSleight of hand
ReplyDeleteakuko ana eji ike ege..
ReplyDeleteNothing like 'An Hausa Man ' English 101
ReplyDeletehe wants to buy a cheap stolen phone,he should be arrested for aiding crime.
ReplyDeleteHapi day for u!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe his hausa brother Thot he needed a bath more than a phone.....
ReplyDeleteD fact is it is real...it happens even in computer village, mayb it is diabolical or trick or whateva I dnt knw...bt u can only fall for it if u are greedy ursef...a phone worth 50k for instance, u wnt to buy it for 5k, hw reasonable is dat..oju kokoro niyen...it has happened to a friend of mine and it was greed dat led him to it..m
ReplyDeleteAnother person change the phone from him pocket
ReplyDeletehmmmm
ReplyDeleteLinda Na waoo,does this means ppl are still falling for this old tricks,this kinda trick happened to me like 8yrs ago at Oshodi,well any way Maga most pay
ReplyDeleteHappens in computer 💻 village.
ReplyDeleteswapping tricks!
ReplyDeleteThe seller was a magician and a crook! Magic is just tricks therefore the phone was switched at selling point but na mumu. Anything that is too cheap can hardly be a real deal.
ReplyDeleteLOL...... I CANT STOP LAFFING....
ReplyDeleteThis is Lagos, some people had bought cheap phones at Idumota bridge which also turned out to stones. It happens
ReplyDeleteOLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK
ReplyDeleteIT'S CALLED A BAIT AND SWITCH.
A COMBINATION OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION AND SLEIGHT OF HAND.
PEOPLE NEED TO INFORM THEMSELVES MORE OR FALL PREY TO THIS AND MORE.
OR MAYBE THE GUY JUST RAN A FREE ADVERT. WILL BUY SO FRESH SOAP NEXT TIME I SEE IT IN THE MARKET.
ReplyDeleteAll I see is that he's wearing the unilorin hand band
ReplyDeleteHehehe
ReplyDelete~make I go take one bottle of beer~
Story for d gods!
ReplyDeleteScammers everywhere....
ReplyDelete419 people with jazz
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