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Friday 22 May 2015

Check out a JSS student's definition of Herbicide

Lol @ a herbalist looking for herbs. Herbicides are actually pesticides used to kill unwanted plants.
at 5/22/2015 10:43:00 pm

119 comments:

  1. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 22:45

    Omg God they don't teach them any thing in school....May God deliver us ooooo

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    1. Unknown22 May 2015 at 23:57

      Why will they teach them when they are not paid

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    2. STERN23 May 2015 at 00:00

      You see what I mean? What's the meaning of omg?

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    3. Davido's driver23 May 2015 at 00:05

      No sense in this. Lindaoobserve

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    4. NaijaDeltaBabe23 May 2015 at 01:47

      First class student o, no be small thing

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    5. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 06:05

      The probably teach them but the students don't study so they come up with answers like that. I know some of you did that at school too.

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    6. Unknown23 May 2015 at 06:54

      Lord have mercy


      OKORO UPGRADED**

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    7. Unknown23 May 2015 at 07:45

      The writing sef na die. Even if they are taught, students don't read anymore. Imagine the english, its as if it a primary 4 pupil writing....that's a "future leader" there o.



      #TeamBlessed#

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    8. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 08:20

      Everyone is seeing the little child's definition? 34 years old Linda Ikeji defined it as "PESTICIDES that are used to kill unwanted plants" Linda what a shame.

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    9. Unknown23 May 2015 at 14:08

      Well dat is her own understanding of d meaning of wht she is trying to say.

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    10. Lily of Nigeria23 May 2015 at 17:36

      Is not some of you that use "Am" instead of "I’m" ?
      Now you have sharpened your mouth like barb wire..mtscheeew


      www.iblogwithgrace.blogspot.com

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    11. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 16:46

      Mr anonymous, herbicides are pesticides,,,.. ... Pests are categorised into plants & animal pests... Be sure b4 u criticise others... Linda us right

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  2. @arkiss22 May 2015 at 22:46

    LmfaO, D person actually defined according to his or her understanding "to pioson soil" dats crazy, to pioson d soil na in order to prevent unwanted plant....LOL

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    1. Unknown23 May 2015 at 01:10

      Linda pls remove dis ur defintion and leave us wit d Lil boy's definition cus everything about ur own definition is wrong and annoying ....haba ...
      1) herbicides are not pesticides
      2) they are not used to kill unwanted plants but weeds ...
      ...chai....some gullible people didn't even notice d shameful defintion by our madam @ d top

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    2. Unknown23 May 2015 at 01:14

      Poison... Thank me later..

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    3. Unknown23 May 2015 at 02:06

      Lol... abi..
      * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * *

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  3. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:46

    Lmao
    I can't stop laughing
    Very funny.

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  4. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:46

    Lolz, dis student is crazy

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  5. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:46

    Lolz, dis student is crazy

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  6. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:46

    Funny but I honestly feel you shouldn't have posted the name of the student

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    1. Unknown23 May 2015 at 00:10

      Untraceable cos u dint know the school and the situation of the school

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    2. Unknown23 May 2015 at 02:07

      Dey actually posted d name cos of som doubting Thomas...
      * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

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    3. Unknown23 May 2015 at 04:41

      I can't stop laffing

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    4. Marcel23 May 2015 at 05:45

      Madam Olivia, There's nothing wrong with posting the name of the student pls. Who knows him or who cares? Or is he your son?

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    5. Unknown23 May 2015 at 07:59

      True talk

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    6. Unknown23 May 2015 at 08:08

      The truth about this situation is, for every failed student, a teacher should be blame, teaching is a special job, that's why a teacher should look for the inner abilities of his students and encourage them, not mock them in public. Posting this to the public does not show the student as a dullard. It shows the teacher as a failure

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  7. Lifematters-Mattersoflife(PEOPLE AND SOCIETY)22 May 2015 at 22:47

    Idea is need, leave the poor boy alone jare, he is Nigerian future president

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  8. STERN22 May 2015 at 22:48

    Linda, do you know that many of your libers here don't know what that means? So leave the small boy. Thanks for educating some peeps here

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  9. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:48

    Can you imagine??? When did it become dis rotten??? We seriously need God's intervention in Nigeria. Linda take note!

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  10. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:48

    Can you imagine??? When did it become dis rotten??? We seriously need God's intervention in Nigeria. Linda take note!

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  11. BONARIO NNAGS22 May 2015 at 22:49

    Hehehe trust this must be EBADOWN.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. Unknown23 May 2015 at 01:03

      Funny enough , the supposed correction made was worse than the poor boy's definition ....
      ...pls , for the sake of some kids that would write junior WAEC and decide to copy dis definition ..NA F9 tinz....
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      Herbicides are not pesticides ....biko nu
      Herbicides are homogeneous chemicals used to kill unwanted herbs (weeds) in a given farm
      As pesticides are homogeneous chemical used to kill pests in a given farm ...

      Atleast , I can still rem my JSS3 agric note

      Thank me later

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    2. Unknown23 May 2015 at 01:11

      Funny enough , the supposed correction made was worse than the poor boy's definition ....
      ...pls , for the sake of some kids that would write junior WAEC and decide to copy dis definition ..NA F9 tinz....
      ...
      Herbicides are not pesticides ....biko nu
      Herbicides are homogeneous chemicals used to kill unwanted herbs (weeds) in a given farm
      As pesticides are homogeneous chemical used to kill pests in a given farm ...

      Atleast , I can still rem my JSS3 agric note

      Thank me later

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    3. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 05:21

      Chicken pox face ,you are sick.

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  12. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:50

    The child no sabi book at all .

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  13. molebaba22 May 2015 at 22:50

    Hehehe!!! U try jare, no be today

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  14. Davido's driver22 May 2015 at 22:50

    Lol this boy is gonna end up like royal priesthood

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  15. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 22:51

    Linda don quickly check google. Lol! Thank God for Google o.

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    1. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 06:09

      Said the same thing in my mind. That she checked for the meaning....

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  16. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:51

    Correct Answer... He should be given award for best student... Odoyo.. Chaaai.. He needs help fast....

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  17. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 22:51

    Lol...apparently right tho,its poisonous you know

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  18. Davido's driver22 May 2015 at 22:51

    The teacher had time to snap instead of correcting the poor boy. I'm sure she's a lib member

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  19. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 22:51

    Hahahahaha! ! ! 😅😄😂 that's one way to look at it!
    #TracySaysSo

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  20. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:52

    Lol.....funny kiddo.

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  21. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 22:52

    Not everything is lol worthy Linda.our educational system is a mess and no matter how rich you and I become or who you and I marry(foreigner),you and I will always be Nigerian ,Nigerian American,Nigerian British,Nigerian German etc.not funny at all.

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    1. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 00:25

      Are you minding the idiot linda that's always gbagauing here

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  22. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:53

    Some children will never learn.....I always wondered why so.......No matter how U try to explain d subject to them...they just dont get it.........
    Been a teacher is not easy.....



    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

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  23. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 22:54

    Lol....too much of yoruba films

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  24. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:54

    Rotflmao!!!! Linda is d person related to that fake jobless davido's driver wish and dream wanna be???? Same way he would have defined it. Iti mpataka!

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    1. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 00:24

      Libers oh! Lmao and there he is laughing at priesthood. Tnk willy didn't know u noticed. I hate that impostor

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  25. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)22 May 2015 at 22:55

    Lmao.. Can't deal

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  26. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:56

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Dude just take tym dey dish out wetin come him head... Very funny though....
    .
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  27. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:56

    Whr u dey see all dis tinz sef

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  28. Unknown22 May 2015 at 22:59

    Rotflmao!!!! Linda is d person related to that fake jobless davido's driver wish and dream wanna be???? Same way he would have defined it. Iti mpataka! D boy english na quench.

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  29. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 22:59

    the teacher dint teach him well......the teacher shud be ashamed .....instead of showing it off...

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    1. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 10:08

      U re daft, re u telling mi dat d kid's response 2 dat question was wot d teacher taught him? No matter how u teach sme kids dey jus don't get it, especially if dey inherited dull gene lyk urs.

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  30. Abraham Ndu22 May 2015 at 23:00

    Hahahahahahahahaa........choi....herbalist poison soil...

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  31. Aju Kuti22 May 2015 at 23:00

    @Linda Ikeji

    No be dia Fault ooo

    Ajukuti.blogspot.com

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  32. Unknown22 May 2015 at 23:03

    Hahahahahahhahaha. Funny anyway poor thing

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  33. omobaba22 May 2015 at 23:03

    His parents should be summoned asap!!!

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  34. mapindi22 May 2015 at 23:03

    Linda and the JSS 2 pikin na d same... how herbicides take turn pesticides.

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    1. Unknown23 May 2015 at 00:16

      How can they be the same??? Google is at ur fingertips so correct yourself!

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    2. EDD23 May 2015 at 04:26

      Thank you very much, I thot I was the only one that noticed lol

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  35. Unknown22 May 2015 at 23:03

    Poison lol.

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  36. Karlsson22 May 2015 at 23:06

    Even some teachers dis days re teaching nonsense to their students. Shame on his/her teacher too
    Ubanagum

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  37. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 23:09

    Lol laf wan kill me

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  38. ADAOBI 22 May 2015 at 23:11

    Diz young chap...has been lured into our fetish tinkin....evrytin in Naija is all abt otumokpor...chai!

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  39. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 23:11

    This might be your future president. Smh. Sharumi

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  40. Unknown22 May 2015 at 23:12

    Lmao

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  41. Unknown22 May 2015 at 23:14

    Hahahaha very funny

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  42. Jules22 May 2015 at 23:15

    Lol...the child tried joor

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  43. bomi22 May 2015 at 23:19

    Hahahahaha...
    E for kuku say herbicides is the sided that herbalists keep juju...
    This at least explains the state of education in Nigeria. Only God can fix it...

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  44. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 23:22

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  45. ThatBluntGuy22 May 2015 at 23:23

    Linda, you are too ignorant. You are not any better than the child. Your definition is too lame. Just say chemical. Which one is pesticide again. Senior olodo.

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    1. Yawmey23 May 2015 at 03:12

      You noticed that too? "Herbicides are pesticides..." LI really goofed on this. Most of the people who commented didn't even notice her own mistake. Shior!

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    2. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 07:13

      Help me tell her oh,real olodo.
      Shygal

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  46. Unknown22 May 2015 at 23:27

    Can't u see his name... He's probably one of all this northern retards we have all over this country... Sometimes I wonder how Nigeria would have been without this Muslims.








    ########LINDA'S BAE ########

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    1. Unknown23 May 2015 at 01:15

      Mumu.
      And am a Christian u Dumb Fuck.
      Enough of all the ethnic, regional, tribal n religious ish.
      You r prolly Retarded.

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    2. Yawmey23 May 2015 at 03:20

      If you haven't been told, I thought it'll be nice to let you know. If anyone tells you he or she is more foolish than you, just kill the person. It's very easy to deduce from your comment how brainless you are.

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  47. Unknown22 May 2015 at 23:37

    Lmao! This is really funny but at the same time very sad.......Our educational system needs to be revived we are gradually loosing it.

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  48. Lily of Nigeria22 May 2015 at 23:41

    Nigeria might be in trouble if the grass root doesn't wake up.. They need help.
    Politicians would know, if all their children weren't abroad.



    www.iblogwithgrace.blogspot.com

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  49. Juleslouis22 May 2015 at 23:41

    Lmao! But come to think of it, i bet many people who will come and laugh at ds boy until today, didn't knw what herbicide means.

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  50. Kingsley Lotanna Ezeonyido22 May 2015 at 23:42

    Correct!

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  51. Unknown22 May 2015 at 23:42

    Lmao.... Funny kid

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  52. Unknown22 May 2015 at 23:48

    That's why A is for Egg. C is for Sister. D is for Them. E is for Ink. F is for Effort. L is for Elephant and Y is for Wire. Text Fortune to 33020.

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    1. Unknown23 May 2015 at 01:16

      Lol.
      Fuck ur fortune Mr swindler.
      Idiet.

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  53. WizzyEsq 22 May 2015 at 23:54

    if i am the president...instead of my kids going out to have a standard education,i will standardize our educational system to ensure Nigeria at large have a standard education.what will it profit one for only his kid to have a better education in detriment of others?

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  54. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 23:59

    Linda u too no teach us well, herbicides can't be pesticides vice versa. Replace that pesticide u wrote with chemicals. Thank u.

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    1. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 07:15

      Libers n linda be olodo na,u no know? Dem kan dey laugh d poor boy.
      Shygal.

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  55. Tafri Greg23 May 2015 at 00:18

    How can herbicide be also pesticide? Linda and the poor boy are not different.

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  56. Unknown23 May 2015 at 00:43

    Lmao! may God help us choi!!!

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  57. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 00:50

    Thanks to those who corrected Linda.

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  58. Quincy23 May 2015 at 01:09

    Lindodo keep eating my comments you will soon purge o

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  59. Unknown23 May 2015 at 01:21

    Pesticide? @ Linda

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  60. Jasmine Joseph23 May 2015 at 02:04

    This child must def be from d north reminds me of d dum dums I taught during NYSC

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  61. Daisy23 May 2015 at 03:10

    ROT damn F

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  62. Yawmey23 May 2015 at 03:24

    Linda no different from the boy @ all! Her own definition of the same word says it all...Anyway, I hope she'll correct that and post the right thing.

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  63. Unknown23 May 2015 at 04:10

    Linda please discourage this bad behavior of teachers or whoever brings children's works online with the sole aim of ridicule. Why don't they bring the excellent examples or are all their students/pupils bad? If that is the case, then perhaps the students' work are a reflection of the so called teachers then. But seriously, beyond the fact that it is a violation of their creed as teachers (who are paid to help the children learn and not to ridicule them), these posts are more importantly a violation of the children rights. How will you feel if this child is your child? How will you feel if your teacher in school splashes your undergraduate or high school papers you did badly online. Remember the golden rule, do unto others what you want done to you! What goes around, comes around!! Please lets not hide behind any garb of freedom and remember YOUR right or freedom stops where the other person's start!!!

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  64. ary23 May 2015 at 04:58

    And this is one of the said leaders of tomorrow. Oh wow!!!

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  65. Bamidele Adetayo23 May 2015 at 05:28

    Why r u all blaming the kid when adult Linda too did not get the answer correctly. I beg Linda make u correct urself o. Herbicides for plants, Pesticides for insects rodents n others. Olodo linda

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  66. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 05:50

    linda u are ridiculous

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  67. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 06:33

    For all those "haha-ing" tomorrow this kid will become a senator and you will be wondering why the hell the country isn't moving forward

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  68. prettiyz23 May 2015 at 07:24

    Our educational system is getting poorer by the day

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  69. khoney23 May 2015 at 07:42

    Too bad

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  70. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 07:56

    Linda you are also wrong. A Herbicide is NOT a Pesticide. You cannot use one to describe the other.

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  71. Unknown23 May 2015 at 08:41

    Idont even no it so don't blame the child or pupils it sound like a bacteria if am correct if am not opari.

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  72. Suzielicious23 May 2015 at 09:56

    How many of una sabi da meaning?

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  73. Unknown23 May 2015 at 09:59

    DAT is to show u DAT we lack good education.

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  74. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 10:09

    THEY ARE NOT PESTICIDES LINDA, DID U GO TO SCHOOL ATAL. PESTICIDES ARE FOR PEST NOT PLANTS. CHEERS

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  75. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 10:21

    Linda,even u.....herbicides are pesticides.they are 2 different terms.each has their definition. Take note.

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  76. Unknown23 May 2015 at 13:04

    lolz ..this herbalist go gbono oh

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  77. Anonymous23 May 2015 at 14:24

    Chineke m oooo, Linda wan kill person for here! Hahahaha......How can herbicide be pesticide? Herbicide is a chemical use in killing unwanted grass/weeds while pesticide is also a chemical formulation but use in killing pests.

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  78. Subomi23 May 2015 at 14:57

    a substance that is toxic to plants and is used to destroy unwanted vegetation........... straight from google

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  79. Unknown23 May 2015 at 18:06

    What makes this funny? You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Laughing at such rot in our educational system.

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  80. kf25 May 2015 at 09:03

    Linda...how can you define herbicide as a pesticide.you are as wrong as the student.herbicides are chemicals used to kill weeds(unwanted plants).

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