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Saturday 21 March 2015

The lady in love with a tree decribes her sexual life with it

Check out this excerpt from her interview concerning their sexual life. According to her,
"He fulfils my emotional and sexual needs. I orgasm by rubbing against the bark naked. I love the feeling of skin-on-bark contact, which gives me a more pleasurable pain sensation, and the feel of his leaves against my skin makes me tingle. I have sex with him every week — it's the best I've ever had!" Read previous story here
at 3/21/2015 11:45:00 pm

135 comments:

  1. Davido's driver21 March 2015 at 23:45

    End time things..lindaobserve

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    1. Kyke22 March 2015 at 06:40

      Whalahi

      ...My name is simple CALL ME KYKE...

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    2. Ethel22 March 2015 at 06:53

      Madness!

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    3. Unknown22 March 2015 at 07:08

      Wats end time about ddis now?

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    4. Unknown22 March 2015 at 08:02

      Dis is d peak of madness@d level of b delude thinking it's reality. She better re-trace her steps and come back to reality.

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    5. TAMARA SPLASH22 March 2015 at 10:44

      She needs to visit TB joshua cos she's sick in d head

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    6. Juleslouis22 March 2015 at 12:17

      This lady is sick. How poSsible is this nonsense. Only a mad person communicates and interact with non living things. Hian!

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    7. Unknown22 March 2015 at 13:46

      Lol....

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    8. Unknown22 March 2015 at 14:37

      Oloriburuku le leyii ooo....

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    9. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 15:07

      Shes needs deliverance. Shes in bondage with a spirit being attached to that tree, and guess what , her family understands with her.

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    10. Unknown22 March 2015 at 16:17

      Dx lady needs deliverance!

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    11. Unknown22 March 2015 at 17:58

      Mountain of fire pls

      Order for your beautiful bedspread @ 79AEFD3B. Delivery available nationwide.

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    12. Unknown22 March 2015 at 18:45

      She really needs deliverance

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  2. Davido's driver21 March 2015 at 23:46

    She shoul be arrested for raping an innocent tree ... Lindaobserve

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    1. Mesky Da ImoFirstSon22 March 2015 at 07:36

      The parents shld cut down the tree abeg

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    2. damola22 March 2015 at 08:55

      Loooool...

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    3. Unknown22 March 2015 at 09:01

      She's seriously sick

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    4. Unknown22 March 2015 at 11:27

      Lmaooo I agree with u son..arrest her for raping the tree..

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    5. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 11:46

      YA'LL MUCH 2 MUCH WIT DA COMMENTS OOO!!! LOL CRAZY FUN LOVE MY AFRO BELLA PEPS!!!

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  3. AbokiDaWarriBoy21 March 2015 at 23:47

    Smh.... wat ever makes her happy...buhahahahaha

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  4. BONARIO NNAGS21 March 2015 at 23:47

    E no go beta for the person that did this to you.
    May God give her family the fortitude to bear this loss.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 01:42

      Lmfao

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    2. Unknown22 March 2015 at 03:33

      Amen! She's clearly gone gaga

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    3. Paul Ofou22 March 2015 at 08:52

      BONA craze comes in different forms expecially oyinbo craze, people nor dey quick sabi say na craze till she bite or kill person lollll

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    4. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 14:08

      LOLZ.... Bonario eh! You really are crazy!

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    5. Unknown22 March 2015 at 15:52

      My brother I say Amen to that

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  5. Unknown21 March 2015 at 23:47

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    I wanted to be that tree for just one day though....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  6. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 23:48

    typo error on headline correct quickly

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  7. Unknown21 March 2015 at 23:48

    She's prty much not Ok @all ...

    End Time ooooooo

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  8. 7F098C1921 March 2015 at 23:49

    OK is time she gives birth to leafs. Lol. Idi ocha . the white. Engr Emy

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  9. Unknown21 March 2015 at 23:49

    This one don kolo ooh.

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  10. obietrezy21 March 2015 at 23:50

    Very interesting but my advice for you is to kill yourself ni. See as you dey like tim. Onu pia kwa gi. Nnabe. Jor oh

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  11. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 23:50

    endtimes

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  12. 7F098C1921 March 2015 at 23:51

    They should investigate, this woman actually buried a live man underneath the tree, now the tree is grown with the spirit of the man. It sounds like, this is super story. We are nothing but pencil in the hands of the creator. Lol. Engr Emy

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  13. Winny luv21 March 2015 at 23:53

    Ekwensu no nolu. God have mercy on her cos she is really sick.

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  14. Unknown21 March 2015 at 23:55

    Since the day a white lady married HERSELF, all these dont bother me anymore. I am shocked by this, but I ll pretend not to be.
    Someone will still marry a book, TV, phone and a house. Na here we go sitdown dey see them

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  15. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 23:56

    Isorit. No be small sexual needs.

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  16. Debbie Chelsea21 March 2015 at 23:57

    Dis one needs serious deliverance....... She is spiritually sick

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  17. Unknown21 March 2015 at 23:57

    Ojebi..rubbish


    OKORO UPGRADED**

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  18. Unknown21 March 2015 at 23:57

    Werey re o

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  19. Unknown21 March 2015 at 23:58

    I believe her

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  20. Unknown21 March 2015 at 23:58

    She's sick and need help ASAP!

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  21. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:00

    Lol! Sicko

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  22. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 00:01

    Foolish Girl,Send her to Sambisa forest,trees plenty there... Yeye ati Iranu

    El-Toro...

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    1. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 07:08

      Ur on point!!! More handsome trees sef

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  23. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 00:02

    Foolish Girl,Send her to Sambisa forest,trees plenty there... Yeye ati Iranu

    El-Toro...

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  24. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 00:02

    Foolish Girl,Send her to Sambisa forest,trees plenty there... Yeye ati Iranu

    El-Toro...

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  25. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:02

    She Well But She No Well Well Well...
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    .NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

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  26. ABEE...22 March 2015 at 00:02

    Chinekeeee....nothing person no go see for social media.... Gesss!!!

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  27. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:03

    She's so sick and need urgent help.

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  28. Azumdialu22 March 2015 at 00:04

    Ewooooooooo! Ebee ka nne i no? O pugo kwa nu ala bu nwata nwanyi a. Keep having orgasm on the tree until it does an "evil dead rape" on you. May God have mercy on you.

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  29. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:07

    her choice

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  30. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:07

    Craziness in highest places

    Pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  31. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:09

    Evil spirit's manifestation! May God deliver her!

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  32. NaijaDeltaBabe22 March 2015 at 00:09

    Dis weirdo

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  33. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:09

    I'm in love with my bathing soap.

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    1. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 15:00

      Lmao!!! You just really had to tell us you where a wankster #gbochaluncha

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  34. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:12

    dis oyibo pple are really wonderful .. and her family supports her ... Na wa o .. they had better tied her up properly before she starts giving the tree blow job ...

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  35. Alakpodia me..22 March 2015 at 00:13

    she is crazy or der's a spirit in dat tree dat is using her..

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  36. osaro22 March 2015 at 00:14

    Madness

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  37. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 00:18

    Jst cut down dt tree already... Jesus didnt die for ds o

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  38. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:30

    She needs help ASAP before she self destruct.

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  39. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:30

    Ise aye





    ...JOSHSAYSO...LIB...FAN

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  40. Obiora jamal22 March 2015 at 00:30

    oya send am go Synagogue of all nations for deliverance

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  41. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:32

    If I hear nah so craze dey start.

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  42. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:36

    Attention seeking and mentally unstable

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  43. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:37

    Ds 1 don craze 4rm small pikin mtchew!!! Can't believe I wasted mi tym 2 read ds crap.

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  44. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:37

    She is a goddess but she doesn't know

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  45. seun22 March 2015 at 00:37

    Weird! She needs help asap.ho come her family are not helping the poor girl??? O God!

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  46. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:38

    Possessed

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  47. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 00:39

    Confused bitch,things white people do tho

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  48. Unknown22 March 2015 at 00:46

    Hai!

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  49. Unknown22 March 2015 at 01:16

    Dis is oyibo madness....

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  50. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 01:25

    Fresh Craze

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  51. Unknown22 March 2015 at 02:02

    R u sure she actually had any sex b4 this?
    I mean a really good hot sex wit a pro? (Aunty linda u sabi wetin I mean naa. LooL)
    Coz if she ever did, she won't consider doing IT wit a tree

    An appeal to d guys, pls go sex her & justify this statemen that Once u go black, u never go back LooooL

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    1. Anonymous23 March 2015 at 04:21

      That's the biggest lie you've ever told.

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  52. Unknown22 March 2015 at 02:03

    God forbid bad thing,she's sick...

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  53. Subomi22 March 2015 at 02:03

    sick is sick, insane is insane

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  54. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 02:11

    The tree cant give her AIDS. Oyibo and stupidity.

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  55. ary22 March 2015 at 02:26

    White people are all kinds of crazy!! I bet she has splinters down her poo nanny! Crazy-crazy things white people do for attention.

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  56. Unknown22 March 2015 at 02:35

    Nutcase, next Pls

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  57. CHERRY22 March 2015 at 02:36

    Alarming tinz white people do tho, hmm she needs serious prayers!

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  58. Unknown22 March 2015 at 02:38

    You need serious therapy.
    She's still traumatised from her old relationships.
    So better move on and forget tree loving, cause you need serious help.

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  59. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 02:40

    rubbish.

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  60. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 02:40

    rubbish..

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  61. bigbossman22 March 2015 at 03:00

    It's a crazy world so...move ahead

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  62. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 03:02

    Alaaa! Ala di nudi nudi Alaaa!!!

    Dey better keep a close tab on her nau b4 she picks a gun, walks into a mall or school n starts firing at will... Madness

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  63. Ada mara mma22 March 2015 at 03:16

    I can't stop laughing at d comment "she should be arrested for raping an innocent tree"

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  64. woman22 March 2015 at 03:25

    She is sick....it's not everybody that dresses well that is sane..

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  65. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 04:34

    Tim got that good dick yeah? Good for her!

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  66. iyke cindy22 March 2015 at 04:59

    Hian.......love makin/fallin in love gone wrong....

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  67. Unknown22 March 2015 at 06:03

    Did anyone notice dt she refers 2 d tree as "him"?. Its obvious ders anoda negative influence dt surrounds dt tree. She's so possessed ni. Sex wt smeone or smtin dt is nt in "Adam's 4m" I min 4 a lady is EVIL oooooo. So its so clear she trapd unto smtin dt she barely evn undstnds its negativity. I pity ha.

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  68. Unknown22 March 2015 at 06:12

    She needs help.. Serious one for that matter, and I hope she gets it before its too late. Wonders shall never end!

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  69. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 06:30

    Mental case

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  70. Everything Rosham22 March 2015 at 06:37

    This one don go o!!! .. See what freedom has caused"" even her family is ok wid it" eni to se iru eleyi fun e o da ooo !!!

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  71. Kyke22 March 2015 at 06:41

    Dear God!!! this lady!!! Needs!!! Ur help!!!

    ...My name is simple CALL ME KYKE...

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  72. Unknown22 March 2015 at 07:16

    Strange things are happening all around us nowadays, a good time to reevaluate our lives. Linda take note!

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  73. Unknown22 March 2015 at 07:16

    Strange things are happening all around us nowadays, a good time to reevaluate our lives. Linda take note!

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  74. Unknown22 March 2015 at 07:16

    Strange things are happening all around us nowadays, a good time to reevaluate our lives. Linda take note!

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  75. PRETTY GIRL22 March 2015 at 07:29

    One word#MADNESS

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  76. Unknown22 March 2015 at 07:35

    Delusional hallucination

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  77. edo copers gist22 March 2015 at 07:51

    Konji na bastard

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  78. Unknown22 March 2015 at 07:57

    She's possessed really

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  79. Unknown22 March 2015 at 08:20

    Craze woman

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  80. Unknown22 March 2015 at 08:33

    Lol....She's not normal..

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  81. Unknown22 March 2015 at 08:35

    Chai. the girl is possess

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  82. claris Davids22 March 2015 at 08:46

    When love happens ! Wish you tie the knot soon.

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  83. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 08:47

    Wetin sweet pass dick? Nothing ooooooo. My hubby knows ooooooo

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  84. Being Tochi22 March 2015 at 09:03

    She is possessed that's all. Needs deliverance

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  85. Unknown22 March 2015 at 09:11

    This girl really need help n prayer. God pls help her bcos she don't know what she is doing

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  86. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 09:42

    I guess the tree is phtosynthesizing her..roll eyes.

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  87. PATALEX22 March 2015 at 10:00

    MADNESS

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  88. Mayocis22 March 2015 at 10:29

    She'd get a better sensation cheating on "Tim" with a cactus (Let's call it eeeem Phil).

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  89. Unknown22 March 2015 at 10:43

    NA she sabi...

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  90. Unknown22 March 2015 at 11:07

    Wonders shall never seize!

    The inspector General of the Nigerian Police, has warned Nigerians to cast their votes and leave the polling area, immediately, so that law and order can be maintained.

    Professor Jega and APC are saying the opposite, encouraging people to mill around polling booths after voting, which will spark off serious disturbances, fights and complete breakdown of law and order.

    This can lead to security issues, whereby the Police and security agencies will be forced to maintain law and order, immediately.

    Nigerians, do not be misled by the selfish ambitions of others or be allowed to be used as their electoral thugs or even cannon fodder.

    Kindly be advised to follow the security instructions of the inspector General of Police of Nigeria, abide by the laws, leave the polling booth after voting at once and do not for any reason get involved in any illegal electoral act, criminal matter or violent acts.

    Complaints will be treated by the relevant agencies, electoral tribunals and the courts of law, and not by milling around polling booths to cause illegal disturbances, criminal acts of announcing parallel results or illegal acts of treason like forming a parallel Government.

    Election tribunals and the courts of the land are the only institutions vested with the constitutional powers to deal with electoral issues.

    Nigerians be warned, to not follow the misadvise of those who seem to want to cause electoral instability, insecurity, violence and even what may lead to treasonable acts.

    God bless Nigeria!!!

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  91. Buqore22 March 2015 at 11:33

    Mental case

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  92. Unknown22 March 2015 at 12:21

    Na so madness dey start small small....

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  93. Unknown22 March 2015 at 12:33

    Though dis Is morally wrong but I feel dat is better for dis Oyibos to marry themselves(as in a woman marring herself) or a tree instead of dating guys dat will break their hearts.

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  94. Nky22 March 2015 at 13:01

    White ppl are so insane, tree kwa na wa ooo

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  95. Unknown22 March 2015 at 13:26

    Wetin pesin no go hear for this world.na wao. What kind of madness is dis?

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  96. prettiyz22 March 2015 at 14:00

    Mental alert

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  97. Chidinma Grace22 March 2015 at 14:46

    Kolomental

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  98. Unknown22 March 2015 at 14:55

    phsycho

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  99. Unknown22 March 2015 at 15:38

    Lol....wonders shall never end

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  100. Unknown22 March 2015 at 16:17

    Demon posses

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  101. udezeobumneme@gmail.com22 March 2015 at 16:53

    Weird

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  102. Unknown22 March 2015 at 17:12

    Laughter..... She is magical and spiritual at d same period. Pls proceed!

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  103. Unknown22 March 2015 at 19:52

    Nawa ooooo

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  104. SWILL MARTIN22 March 2015 at 22:50

    Mke sge go synagogue oooo d demon go vanish mcheeeeeew she is possed!

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  105. August Girlie22 March 2015 at 22:56

    Ewoooooooo.....sad story.......#sobs

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  106. MY TURN23 March 2015 at 10:35

    @ bONARIO LOL

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  107. Anonymous23 March 2015 at 12:03

    THE WORLD IS GETTING CRAZIER BY THE DAY. IT WAS FIRST GAY RIGHTS AND BESTIALITY NOW HAVING SEX WITH A TREE.

    THE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD IS OVER OBSESSION WITH SEX!

    AND THE DEVIL IS MAKING EVERYONE BELIEVE THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THIS EARTH IS SEX!

    IT SOUNDS FUNNY BUT THIS IS SICKENING!

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  108. Unknown1 April 2015 at 11:08

    Evil spirit is living in her......hiss.....crazy

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