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Thursday 15 January 2015

Twitter user shows a food menu allegedly at an Ibadan restaurant..

My Ibadan people, how una dey? It's not me that posted this o. Lol. A Twitter user by the name @caanniiball displayed the menu on twitter, claiming he came across it at a restaurant in Ibadan. Y'all know I love you guys but  Singapure nuddle, shower beef and pastars? Nah! Lol.
at 1/15/2015 09:39:00 am

157 comments:

  1. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 09:41

    Sweet and shower beef!!!! OMG!!! LWKMD! Omo ibadan kini show, so!!!! Lol!

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    1. Steady15 January 2015 at 11:50

      Dem no put shower skucies

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    2. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:55

      Real "Sweet and shower beef!!!!"...
      U can say dis again and again.

      Linda is looking for Ibadan LIB readers trouble.

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    3. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:05

      Lolz.. my people !! my people !!!make una carry go, notin do una..not bad if you guys invent a new kind of food..the spellings sef..lmao..

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    4. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 12:38

      Linda wats up with you and ibadan people? post one from a restaurant in Nnewi na.

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    5. Unknown15 January 2015 at 14:08

      hahahahahahahaha Ibadan!!!I hail una.Una three much.

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    6. Juleslouis15 January 2015 at 20:55

      Hmm Ibadan people. Which one is shower chicken and beef. Pastars kwa? Obara Jisos! Hahahaha

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    7. Juleslouis15 January 2015 at 21:02

      Hmmm. Ibadan people don come again. Which one is shower chicken and beef? Pastar kwa. Obara jisos! Hahahahaha.

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  2. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:41

    lolzzzzzz ....wats shower chicken nd beef???????? lolxzz @Ibadan pple hw market




    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....


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  3. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:41

    lolzzzzzz ....wats shower chicken nd beef???????? lolxzz @Ibadan pple hw market




    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....


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  4. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:42

    Chisos,Ibadan pple will nt kill us o.

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  5. www.glowyshoe.com15 January 2015 at 09:42

    Hahahaha nawa ooo

    Visit my blog

    www.glowyshoe.blogspot.com

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  6. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:42

    swagger resturant
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    #LIBBOO

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  7. QueenSheba15 January 2015 at 09:43

    Lol

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  8. Priceless Derbbie15 January 2015 at 09:43

    This is hilarious.... ROTFL

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  9. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:43

    Ibadan people are too local

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  10. CHERRY15 January 2015 at 09:43

    Lmao!

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  11. Dave Mide15 January 2015 at 09:44

    dem no add shicken and ships ?? "french fries"

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  12. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:44

    lol!


    #GodblessNigeria

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  13. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:44

    As I dey Ibadan people, na so I hail LIB too.

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  14. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:45

    Hahahaha,

    Shalom in Nigeria, Amen

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  15. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:46

    You go fear ... that's why I ran from Oyo State when I went there to work... I only stayed there for a month and ran for my dear life before I got infected with the basic life of a Nigeria man there ... Work, Marry and Work more.

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    1. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 14:01

      Goat....isiewu like u. Pls can I know the town or village u are before u start saying rubbish...

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  16. Bonita Bislam15 January 2015 at 09:48

    Lmaoooo Linda my hand no dey there o

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  17. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:49

    It ain't no myth that the Yorubas despite being civilized are the most dirtiest people in Nigeria. Just lookin at that menu disturbingly killed my appetite.

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    1. African foodstuff and Raw Materials15 January 2015 at 11:59

      Idiot, did Ʊ come across d word dirty wen Ʊ read d post.. Tribalistic fool

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    2. African foodstuff and Raw Materials15 January 2015 at 12:01

      Idiot, did Ʊ come across d word dirty wen Ʊ read d post.. Tribalistic fool

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    3. Funso Samuel15 January 2015 at 12:10

      Tfy

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    4. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 14:24

      Mr rare speciez, so your clean teacher taught u most dirtiest! Oyinbo repete. Ewu nama.

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    5. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 14:26

      Mr rare speciez so your clean teacher taught u most dirtiest! Oyinbo repete.Ewu nama.

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    6. Unknown15 January 2015 at 15:37

      Fucking psycho
      That's Hw u use dt crusted dirty idiatic mouth and brain of urs to say jargons
      This is a post u shud read and laf
      But hell No ur tiny winny brain wrote somefin foolish
      Tribalistic idiot

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  18. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:49

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!

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  19. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:49

    Hahahahahahahhahaha. Ibadan people sha! Maybe na slang

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  20. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:49

    Its a lie jor.... dis ibadan tin can be exaggerated.... its bad but dey are learning... isnt dt bad nymre

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  21. ebonyz...15 January 2015 at 09:50

    Lmao... with the spellings i've seen so far, nothing go make me enter that restaurant oh

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  22. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:54

    Lol funny. No be force na, na choice.


    @Sophia Stephen

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  23. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:54

    Na really singapure nuddle
    hahahahaha in bovi's voice

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  24. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:54

    Lmao!!

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  25. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:54

    Me love them. Salivating already.


    @Sophia Stephen

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  26. AbokiDaWarriBoy15 January 2015 at 09:55

    Lmfaooo

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  27. joystickextender@gmail.com15 January 2015 at 09:55

    Lol m not sure that list is from ibadan he should mention the name of the restaurant,ibadan people are nt that rass

    meanwhile email me to know how you can enlarge your joystick :)

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  28. Olayemi15 January 2015 at 09:55

    A big lie,ask him d nam of d restaurant

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  29. AbokiDaWarriBoy15 January 2015 at 09:55

    Ibandan ppl like scatter scatter food,chaiii

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  30. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:56

    mehn all ds thought-provoking posts ds mornin is making it had to laf. Ibadan people dt wld kneel down nd say thank you to an ATM, u neva see dm.

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    1. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:08

      Lol @ tahank you to an ATM..guy u gat me ..

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  31. AbokiDaWarriBoy15 January 2015 at 09:56

    No wonder ibadan people like sheeting alot.i hv two friends like dat. Lol

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  32. kblyte15 January 2015 at 09:57

    Abegggii make Una leave us aloneooooo. We like it that way. Proudly ibadan😀

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  33. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 09:58

    Buahahahahahahahaha, Awon ara Ibadan, e goodu morin o. Lol

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  34. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:59

    LMAO.....Am sure its Ibadan that madam peace went to school....sound more like her grammar....but Ibadan girls that I know are so brilliant.
    ¤
    ¤¤¤GUTS OVER FEAR¤¤¤
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    ¤¤¤QUEENMAYA¤¤¤

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  35. Unknown15 January 2015 at 09:59

    Oh dear.. lol!! Dey wanna standardise d menu but in a local way...

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  36. Daralohi15 January 2015 at 10:00

    Lol ibadan nr dey carry last,ibadan kilode.

    Miss indomie says so.

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  37. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:00

    ROTFL, Ibadan people una no dey try at all. You go fear menu na. Linda take note!

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  38. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:00

    Ibadan pipul can fall my hand

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  39. Peejay15 January 2015 at 10:01

    Hahahahaha! *in Jenifa's voice* "has in, ris menu ris derightful"

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  40. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:01

    ROTFL, Ibadan people una no dey try at all. You go fear menu na. Linda take note!

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  41. xquisite15 January 2015 at 10:02

    Hehehe!

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  42. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:03

    Lol
    Joke of the today



    #Commentinf thru Glo 4G LTE

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  43. Livvsreamblog15 January 2015 at 10:04

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  44. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:05

    Can't stop laughing abeg

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  45. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:07

    Lol, all nah food nah.

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  46. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:10

    Linda delete this post with "immediately" effect. I'm in ibadan.

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  47. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:11

    Choi! Potatoe basket,spaghetti in bolognise style. Like seriously?

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  48. harley15 January 2015 at 10:11

    linda you missed sweet and "shower" chicken.d chicken has to take a shower

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  49. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:11

    Lmao. Ibadan people are very funny, shhower beef? Ok.

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  50. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 10:12

    chai this people self am sure the food will look like d names IB fifuuuu i hail o na oooo richlyblessed007@gmail.com

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  51. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:14

    Lol. We hail IB people.


    Busy Fingers.

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  52. NaijaDeltaBabe15 January 2015 at 10:15

    Ibadan, kini so?

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  53. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 10:15

    don't be surprised,the food may taste as bad as their spelling...lol

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  54. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 10:15

    "SWEET AND SHOWER CHICKEN", SINGAPUR NUDDLES''... Lmao.... oh jesus. na by force to own chinese restaurant???? ibadanites, i de hail o!!! looooooooooool.

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  55. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:16

    Lol this is funny

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  56. fabulous15 January 2015 at 10:18

    Ibadan I hail una oo,buh I need to go there to have a first hand experience





    #JustSaying

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  57. Onyx's Girlfriend (he isn't gay pls)15 January 2015 at 10:19

    Hahaha. #lindagiveawayonmymind

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  58. Chidinma Grace15 January 2015 at 10:19

    Hahahahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaa I can't stop laughing hahhhahhhahhaaaa...

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  59. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:19

    All na strategy...reach them in the language they will understand.

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  60. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:20

    Full of flaws just like the Yoruba movie....laughing in Ekiti...

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  61. Preshnext15 January 2015 at 10:20

    That's how we roll...lol!

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  62. Mrs Oluwole15 January 2015 at 10:21

    Linds you have started this morning abi? Tcare

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  63. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 10:21

    Lmaoooo

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  64. Blog Admin15 January 2015 at 10:22

    Yeah!!!! Another reason to Feelib....Ib is awesome we evfen haf shikin bereto''''''

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  65. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 10:24

    I'm sure your state where u come from only knows akpu as food Ode...go to ur local state and leave Lagos d yoruba land and stop dissing another yoruba land.

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  66. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:25

    That's gross, bad English all the way

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  67. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:25

    That's gross, bad English all the way

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  68. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:25

    Lol
    Ibadan pple no go kill us o

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  69. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:26

    So flawful and erroneously written....what's wrong wt the restaurant management.

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  70. Rosekelblog15 January 2015 at 10:26

    dem for write sings holy nuddles nah. lol. anyway; name pronunciation wahala

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  71. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:27

    Nuddle? Hahahahaha

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  72. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:31

    Lwkmd, Linda u are a trouble maker o.

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  73. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:33

    No be only Singapure ma Hung kung .. lmaaaooo !!!

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  74. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:36

    Hahahaha!!! Mbok o.
    IB.com!

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  75. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 10:37

    "Tanglated" macaroni.....!!!!

    Some of these dishes might be perfectly delicious but I'd be scared to try them!! *lol*



    ***Lush

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  76. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 10:37

    "Tanglated" macaroni.....!!!!

    Some of these dishes might be perfectly delicious but I'd be scared to try them!! *lol*



    ***Lush

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  77. kola15 January 2015 at 10:39

    I expected to see fried sikin, lotus shaush, cola-cola while patrons are seated on cusin sairs! Lol

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  78. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:44

    There is even "smoke fish"...
    This must b a local resturant irrespect of d place it is located.

    Linda,
    It might even b frm ur own state.. Lolzzzzzz.
    Yeah, I can see u really love those frm Ibadan.

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  79. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:46

    Lolz

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  80. ary15 January 2015 at 10:46

    Ibadan again?! Why always Ibadan?! LMAO and they say the West has the most educated people apparently not much in Ibadan!

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  81. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 10:47

    Linda, i know it's all about fun, but what have we bought in your shop at Balogun Market? You can never overlooked any news concerning my city, you will surely post it........... me self dey laugh ooo but make u ease on us abeg

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  82. Walata15 January 2015 at 10:50

    Hahaha ndi ofe mmanu ahh lwkmd @singapure nuddle lolz

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  83. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:54

    Hahahahahahaha ibadan people will not kill us oooh

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  84. Unknown15 January 2015 at 10:55

    Linda na u sabi ooo.abegi leave dem alone

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  85. yawanow15 January 2015 at 10:58

    SMH!!!LOL
    IF I SEE DIS KIN MENU, I NO GO CHOP OOO.

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  86. Jules15 January 2015 at 11:01

    Lol.

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  87. Bbb15 January 2015 at 11:02

    Oriegu!

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  88. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:05

    Lmfao!

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  89. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 11:07

    Linda, Wats with u & Ibadan pple.Dem go be ur in laws oo

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  90. Carina Kikelomo Jacob15 January 2015 at 11:08

    Lol
    Visit my blog ckjacob.blogspot. con

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  91. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:09

    Hehehehehehehe,Linda,you will not kill me..

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  92. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:11

    hehehehehe

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  93. GALORE15 January 2015 at 11:12

    @Linda...na Ibadan man u go still marry....u don dey yab ur in laws too much

    Wetin Ibadan pple do for u faaa?



    @Galore

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  94. JOYCHY15 January 2015 at 11:18

    Lol.....Linda u sabi find trouble ooo!
    Funny dough!
    Dis Ibadan people sef, wen una belong sef. #RUNAWAY OOOOOOO

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  95. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:19

    ROTFLMAO

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  96. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:19

    IBADAN PEOPLE CAN REALLY BE VERY LOCAL.EVEN IF THEY HAVE MONEY.ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WERE BORN,GREW AND SCHOOLED THERE....AKA....BLURSHING

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  97. Damochedxb15 January 2015 at 11:24

    Your constant ridicule of Ibadan people is becoming quite ridiculous. Everything backwards & razz must be from Ibadan in your brain. Its not funny anymore and its beginning to become offensive. There's no proof that this was in Ibadan. Mind yourself oo Linda..

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  98. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 11:26

    Lmao.....

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  99. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:26

    MR EDDY said this harmattan is sponsored by MTN. It is everywhere u go.

    Lmfao. Hahaha
    ^
    ^
    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u happy new year.

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  100. angelite15 January 2015 at 11:28

    Loool......linda free dem na

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  101. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:30

    Linda, you fall my hand ooooo, haba na only ibadan people you dey see every time, wetin your village people get, abeg if all ibadan people commot your blog, you go feel am oooo,

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  102. Mzz_Mary15 January 2015 at 11:31

    Lmao

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  103. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:41

    lolz

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  104. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 11:42

    Only in ibadan o..chai...

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  105. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:42

    Hahahahahahaha

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  106. SWILL MARTIN15 January 2015 at 11:43

    Foood ke dis mrnin***yawns

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  107. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:44

    Lmao, linda

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  108. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:44

    Lolz...

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  109. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:45

    Shower chicken and soap.

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  110. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:51

    Very true in IB

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  111. Subomi15 January 2015 at 11:54

    oh my oh my.. lip sealed

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  112. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:55

    After baffing d beef in d shower, it will be sweet. Ibos have what they call "chew, chew, swallow(canda or tendon or muscle)".

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  113. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:01

    lol........Sweet and Shower Chicken bawo?......

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  114. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:25

    Hahahaha

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  115. Sazzy C15 January 2015 at 12:27

    Ibadan kwenu

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  116. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:29

    Ibadan pple no dey carry last ooooo.

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  117. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 12:37

    OMO IBADAN KINI SOO RE?

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  118. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:38

    enyin ibadan kilo de? lol shower ko bath ni

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  119. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:41

    where is falzdbadhguy shaladine n commandine lolzz chisos

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  120. Ultima Visio15 January 2015 at 12:51

    ...karma is when Linda marries an Ibadan guy ha x

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  121. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 12:58

    Not 4 my tribe tho! Gd 4 dem. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

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  122. zara15 January 2015 at 13:01

    Is it not possible sm1 jst printed this and said its from a restaurant in ibadan....enuf wv ds ibadan ds ibadan dat abeg same way we have Bush people in ibadan is same way we have bush people everywhere. ...its enuf pls...

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  123. HUMBLE EVE15 January 2015 at 13:06

    Lol











    HUMBLE EVE

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  124. south ockendon15 January 2015 at 13:15

    Very funny

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  125. Harley&Kay15 January 2015 at 13:42

    LmaO......ve got some cool & civilised I.B frnds shaaaaa

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  126. JimCaddy's Blog15 January 2015 at 13:42

    Ahn Ahn... must every poor grammar be from Ibadan people???

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  127. Unknown15 January 2015 at 14:45

    Linda u need to be very careful.let me tell u tell u the truth,u r professional in dis blogging business and u know wat u are allowed to be doing as far as ur business is concerned.what has Ibadan pple done wrong to u?u always criticize dis pple and dats not fare.y is it Ibadan pple all d time.if we have offended ur family in one way or d other,pls forgive us cos enuff of u and ib.I'm out

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  128. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 15:10

    For starters finding it in IBADAN does not mean it was written by an Ibadan indigene. IBADAN is not just habited by Ibadanians

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  129. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 15:59

    But Linda, whats your own with Ibadan people of late. Y don't you just let us be. Na only Ibadan you sabi,what about other state. Biko, leave us.

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  130. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 16:37

    Haba............. no doubt abt dis post ooo it seems real Linda cos i cn see d Logo of dis hotel, located around Jibowu Crescent, Iyaganku G.R.A. Ibadan, Oyo State.... BUT DIS HOTEL CAN B RANK 3-5 stars IN IB. IF DIS MENU STUFF IS REAL OMO NA REAL YAWAH e be oooo. #grandSerene tinz

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  131. Unknown15 January 2015 at 19:07

    Lol kaiiii!!!!!!!!

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  132. Unknown15 January 2015 at 20:18

    Linda! Enough of dis!!! What are u insinuating? Wat do u want us to derive frm dis? Eheh u want make we knw say ib people local rit? No problem I pardon u for d last tym!!! #angry. I rep ib city

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  133. Unknown15 January 2015 at 20:21

    hahahahaha....is the chicken taking a shower???lols

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  134. Unknown15 January 2015 at 20:22

    Linda! Enough of dis!!! What are u insinuating? Wat do u want us to derive frm dis? Eheh u want make we knw say ib people local rit? No problem I pardon u for d last tym!!! #angry. I rep ib city

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  135. Akeem15 January 2015 at 21:45

    Oga ooo Linda! You like dey derail Ibadan sha. You forget say you from East side. If not for south west who be Linda. Motherfk**

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  136. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 21:54

    But Linda you only talk about other state we don't even know where you belong...Where is your home town?

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  137. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 04:02

    linda bet why,, why so dumb?..... does every post have to be about ibadan people... get a life

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  138. Unknown16 January 2015 at 05:37

    U aint mature with this post! I wonder how ur village looks like

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  139. Adetola16 January 2015 at 18:04

    You would post this hilarious nonsense but you wouldn't post the major happenings in ibadan. For example filmhouse cinema at heritage mall birnt to the ground. Did you post it? No. How interesting

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  140. Unknown27 January 2015 at 11:52

    Lol

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