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Question of the day - from the Nigerian police

Please tell them...
at 1/28/2015 04:30:00 pm

163 comments:

  1. AbokiDaWarriBoy28 January 2015 at 16:31

    Ok..o

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    1. Unknown29 January 2015 at 07:55

      Takes 10hrs to respond to detress call #no fuel in our vehicle

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    2. Anonymous29 January 2015 at 11:22

      This is N/A (Non Applicable) as they do not respond period. Armed robbers usually have time to cook beans and fry plantain at their victims' residences and still no fucking police. What they are good for is wishing people good weekends.

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  2. AbokiDaWarriBoy28 January 2015 at 16:32

    Do we have police in Nigeria???

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  3. AbokiDaWarriBoy28 January 2015 at 16:32

    Do we have police in Nigeria???

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  4. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:32

    Assignment. # oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

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  5. beluGod28 January 2015 at 16:33

    Aunty linda,frm ur statement its obvious u want us to finish dem,,,,bt dem dey try sha,,,just dat bribe ish

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  6. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:33

    Never call them....


    #GodblessNigeria

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  7. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:33

    Infinity... hahaha

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  8. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:33

    Hmn. Please people that have placed calls should respond. This should be fun to read.

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  9. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:34

    Infinity... hahaha

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  10. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:34

    Linda! this one na question for the Gods oooo. 365 days after placing a call, thats if they will attempt to response.

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  11. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:34

    most inactive force






    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  12. Peejay28 January 2015 at 16:34

    Zero response time.

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  13. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:34

    Nigeria police i hail oooo. Can't stop laughing. Next tin dey wil say na Jona made Nigerian police as dey re. Stupid Nigerians. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com

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  14. BLAQ28 January 2015 at 16:34

    Not reachable

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  15. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:35

    Response???? Hian! Ina aju aju? Hello! Hello! Hello! Oh mtn network is bad! You say? Who? Hello? Hello??? **cuts phone** ndi ala.....

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  16. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:35

    Ghen Ghen

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  17. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:35

    most inactive force






    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  18. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:36

    "Never" O'clock Prompt.

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  19. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:36

    Nonsense!

    Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

    D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
    God help our police force.

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  20. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:37

    Nonsense!

    Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

    D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
    God help our police force.

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  21. Ochuko Arhiakpore28 January 2015 at 16:37

    Police is ur friend


    GEJ till 2019

    !!BIG BROTHER SAYS SO!!

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  22. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:37

    6 days. Okoko

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  23. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:37

    Nonsense!

    Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

    D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
    God help our police force.

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  24. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:37

    @NP...U guys aint serious.......wat a questn...Those dat av called dem shud answer










    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB.....

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  25. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:38

    Nonsense!

    Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

    D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
    God help our police force.

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  26. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:38

    Surulere, in fact I live beside a police station & response time to distress call is ETERNITY. Linda take note!

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  27. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:38

    Surulere, in fact I live beside a police station & response time to distress call is ETERNITY. Linda take note!

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  28. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:38

    Nonsense!

    Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

    D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
    God help our police force.

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  29. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:38

    See as dem be like wetin dem dey take worship amadioha

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  30. HAWTTALKWITHTOSAN28 January 2015 at 16:39

    I will not bother calling if i lived in Nigeria so i cannot answer.

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  31. danny fisiye28 January 2015 at 16:39

    see hw dem dey stupid men lol see dem inside d uniform

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  32. ary28 January 2015 at 16:40

    Thank goodness I have never had cause to call on y'all, so I will never know.

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  33. Juleslouis28 January 2015 at 16:41

    Never called them before and i pray i don't find myself in any situation that will warrant me calling them. I don't want any police case. Amen.

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  34. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:41

    Okayy nah question

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  35. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:41

    atlesat 48hrs...smh for naija police

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  36. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:42

    Okay lets tweet it.

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  37. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:42

    O boy,dat middle guy na fine boy ooooo...lwkmd

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  38. Vivian Gills28 January 2015 at 16:42

    haaaa! that is if the number connects now...the person asking should know the response already biko

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    1. Unknown28 January 2015 at 23:11

      Wait, hold on.............. So we have a police force? I thought d men in black were gatemen

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  39. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:43

    like seriously do we have a police force lol

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  40. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:43

    Police? hahahahahaha Them dey try now but what is their number?

    Via 7E1A4436

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  41. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:43

    I have never called them tho. But I always hear they come after the showdown to arrest innocent people.

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  42. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:44

    Police? hahahahahaha Them dey try now but what is their number? Langbasa division

    Via 7E1A4436

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  43. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:45

    Hahahhaha...even waec can't answer it ooo....their response na snell speed..."how many are they, what are they wearing? why type of guns are they holding?....they will sure come, but after the damages have been done...and they will arrest innocent citizens as suspects....hahhaahah


    ...close up paste please..

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  44. KWEEN28 January 2015 at 16:45

    See the picture Linda used sef. Lool

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  45. eka28 January 2015 at 16:45

    the answer to that question is forever- rivers state especially oyigbo

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  46. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:46

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
    .
    Wetin concern me with police when i gat God.. Lolx....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  47. win28 January 2015 at 16:47

    Have not had the need to request for police help in Abuja but I know that in the past, their turn around time for some places e.g PH, has not been impressive.

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  48. BONARIO NNAGS28 January 2015 at 16:47

    They're yet to respond to the distress call I gave them since last December when some hoodlums stopped our car in Edo state.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  49. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:47

    Lol.

    The response time is: After the armed robbers have escaped with valuables, life and property.

    My location is: Nigeria.

    #SaiJonathan

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  50. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:48

    This is good. Every agency/organization should get feedback on their services.

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  51. Mr G28 January 2015 at 16:49

    LOL! Abeg make them stop this kind rough play. na joke them dey joke abi na true question be dis wan. I no be joke sha my answer na 0 their response time is "nevuhhh" but if na joke, their response time is 'them dey arrive together with the criminals sef and sometimes operation is simultaneous. Up NPF

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  52. Mr G28 January 2015 at 16:49

    LOL! Abeg make them stop this kind rough play. na joke them dey joke abi na true question be dis wan. I no be joke sha my answer na 0 their response time is "nevuhhh" but if na joke, their response time is 'them dey arrive together with the criminals sef and sometimes operation is simultaneous. Up NPF

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  53. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:51

    *yawns

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  54. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:54

    Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

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  55. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:54

    Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

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  56. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:55

    Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

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  57. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:55

    Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

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  58. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:55

    Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

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  59. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:55

    Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

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  60. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:55

    Police kwa?!
    Do dey exist?....well not in my area o

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  61. Unknown28 January 2015 at 16:57

    Hehehe!! NPF wan Dey srs now......abi why. Dem Dey ask dis kia ?

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  62. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 16:58

    Lol! So they even have an emergency line in the 1st place? And I mean the 3 digit type of emergency line that can easily be memorized like in other advanced contries . I never travel go US before but I know 911 . What's ours?? Lol maybe they sld call ours 419. That'll stick in everybodies brain. Lol. Mac10...

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  63. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:00

    Lmao.........response time?! How can we calculate response time when the number provided doesn't even connect?! This is hilarious!

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  64. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 17:01

    Nigerian police always looking hungry LOL

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  65. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:03

    Who has watch that movie "commander in chief" after watching it I have come to conclusion that Nigerian need madam president not Oga Jonah or sai buharia


    ••••••QUEENMAYA••••••

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  66. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:03

    Linda this picture u used is crazy funny

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  67. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:05

    Is like watin for the world to come to an end. As in. Waiting for the trumpet to sound. Am not even sure distress call exist in Ota, Ogun state. FRSC are far better off in distress calls here in Ogun state than the police. All they know how to do here is to run after goods bought from Cotonou!

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  68. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:06

    When it comes too tackle corrupt ions and also save us from boko ..they are nowhere yo be found mumu

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  69. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 17:06

    Ewoo oooo, e go reach 4 hours oooo or maybe after the attack has been carried out

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    tosintosade.blogspot.com

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  70. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 17:10

    They never show up anytime they were called...al over Nigeria. @NGPolice Response time is zero zip nada zilch no show!!!

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    1. Unknown28 January 2015 at 21:56

      @ my place..its ASAP..i give them kudos for it..it doesn't take them upto ten minutes before they make themselves available..it is the DPO that matters and not when we have a programme lime brekete family to report them if they go wrong

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  71. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:12

    Is like watin for the world to come to an end. As in. Waiting for the trumpet to sound. Am not even sure distress call exist in Ota, Ogun state. FRSC are far better off in distress calls here in Ogun state than the police. All they know how to do here is to run after goods bought from Cotonou!

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  72. Mi28 January 2015 at 17:18

    With due respect, the police are the worst uniform persons on earth

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  73. fresh emmy28 January 2015 at 17:20

    5%. Very poor

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  74. fresh emmy28 January 2015 at 17:20

    See them looking like zombies!

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  75. fresh emmy28 January 2015 at 17:20

    5%. Very poor

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  76. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 17:22

    I have been blessed enough not to have needed to place a call to them

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  77. aproko manager28 January 2015 at 17:23

    Abeg make dem pack deir face

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  78. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:31

    Hehehehe. 2/10. gbam!

    Check it out: pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  79. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:32

    I've not had any issue and I don't wish to have any that would warrant me calling them.. Thank you

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  80. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:34

    This question won't effect any change mbok!!!!!
    Next!!!!!!

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  81. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 17:35

    The second coming!

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  82. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:35

    they always come after one hour. if its a robbery case they will tell u to count d number of thieves.............................#KingOfKings #6God

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  83. bella28 January 2015 at 17:36

    Never O'clock

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  84. Austine ihechukwu28 January 2015 at 17:36

    Hahahaahahahaha the answer depends on wot the distress calls ia abt, if its robbery, it takes a day, if its accident, it takes like 10 to 20mins, if its fighting its abt 5mins lol

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  85. Lucky Lu28 January 2015 at 17:36

    The Avengers

    #Luckylualua

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  86. Blog It With Olivia28 January 2015 at 17:38

    Hasn't been encouraging at all. No be for 9ja u go dey for distress come dey call police, u'd just die there

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  87. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 17:40

    Are you kidding or wat? Pls wat is their number

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  88. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:41

    Very poor. They waste all the important time before coming, or not showing up as mostly is the case.


    @Sophia Stephen

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  89. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:43

    It's like committing suicide





    Heaven on Earth

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  90. Austin28 January 2015 at 17:43

    pls who's playing with the npf twitter account??

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  91. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:43

    Eternity or simply never!

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  92. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:51

    I no fit laugh oooo...seriously!!! NPF asking about their response time to distress call? Really? This is a big slap on Nigerians. NPF is a failed system with no structure at all. NPF was established, trained and equipped to protect the good citizen of Nigeria. But it is disheartening to note that the training and facilities provided by the tax payers has been used on several occasions to inflict pain on the citizen (I have been both victim and witness to crimes committed by the men of the NPF). I know that there are cases of inadequate funding and infrastructure in the NPF but often times I wonder what the selection process of admitting men and women into the NPF looks like. With ugly and sad experiences I have had with the NPF, I can not but imagine what business some people (officers) have to do in the NPF in the first place. There are lots of pathetic issues surrounding the NPF. The topic up for discussion should not be "response time to distress call" because it is absolutely zero.

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  93. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:52

    I no fit laugh oooo...seriously!!! NPF asking about their response time to distress call? Really? This is a big slap on Nigerians. NPF is a failed system with no structure at all. NPF was established, trained and equipped to protect the good citizen of Nigeria. But it is disheartening to note that the training and facilities provided by the tax payers has been used on several occasions to inflict pain on the citizen (I have been both victim and witness to crimes committed by the men of the NPF). I know that there are cases of inadequate funding and infrastructure in the NPF but often times I wonder what the selection process of admitting men and women into the NPF looks like. With ugly and sad experiences I have had with the NPF, I can not but imagine what business some people (officers) have to do in the NPF in the first place. There are lots of pathetic issues surrounding the NPF. The topic up for discussion should not be "response time to distress call" because it is absolutely zero.

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  94. Gerry28 January 2015 at 17:52

    Chai aunty linda u 4 look beta picture na. Dese policemen looks hungry especially d 1 in d middle. Dese 1s re police eliza

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  95. Unknown28 January 2015 at 17:59

    1 year

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  96. Unknown28 January 2015 at 18:01

    Do they have a distress call number?? Never knew

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  97. Unknown28 January 2015 at 18:02

    Mek Una tell dem

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  98. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:07

    Omo, see question o! The right question should be "Has the NPF ever responded to any distress call in your area before?"

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  99. SWAAG28 January 2015 at 18:10

    The bad thing here is that even to respond this their post on ordinary facebook has taken forever.. They first need to advertise their numbers...either 767 or 121...and say our calls are anonymous.... first things first...

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  100. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:11

    Abeg dem don buy fuel for there rickety car finish talkless of response time. Is this a joke or what.
    .......................

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  101. Tee28 January 2015 at 18:15

    NIGERIAN POLICE UNA PAPA. LAZY BOOFON. GO PRAY FOR THESE INNOCENT SOULS YOU'VE KILLED. YOUR STUPID INSTITUTION KILLED A FAMILY FRIEND IN 1999 WITH YOUR SILLY EXCUSE (MISTAKEN IDENTITY)- R.I.P CHINEDU

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  102. Unknown28 January 2015 at 18:20

    Forever!

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  103. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:23

    I'm sorry, i'd rather call OPC. Nigeria police will turn you into the criminal.

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  104. omobaba28 January 2015 at 18:24

    Ewo.... I hope you are ready for the responses.

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  105. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:29

    100 years. The area is naija county.
    Awon ode.

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  106. Subomi28 January 2015 at 18:30

    seriously!!! they want answer to that?

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  107. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:33

    Really??????
    Are they having a laugh or something. When has d police ever responded?

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  108. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:33

    Really??????
    Are they having a laugh or something. When has d police ever responded?

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  109. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:33

    Really??????
    Are they having a laugh or something. When has d police ever responded?

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  110. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:36

    They never show up... especially Ikotun police! Or they come 6hrz later

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  111. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:36

    No response at all sire...

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  112. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:42

    Mtchew

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  113. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 18:50

    on a scale of 0-100% I wil rate dem 0.5%.

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  114. KINGING28 January 2015 at 18:59

    Lol

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  115. GALORE28 January 2015 at 19:05

    Hahaa. ...yeye dey smell..

    No be only distress call


    Abeg were dem troway my @Ngozi braide go?...AKA....."we are looking into the situation, we are yet to get the necessary information to act upon....Lol



    @Galore

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  116. Best Masticating Juicer Review28 January 2015 at 19:06

    men in action naija police osheee

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  117. Unknown28 January 2015 at 19:07

    Na 2day?

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  118. Unknown28 January 2015 at 19:07

    Like... Never!!!!!

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  119. Unknown28 January 2015 at 19:11

    i dnt get it joor


    onyx gf say sao

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  120. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 19:12

    It depends on the arsenal the robbers bring in that scenario, if its alot then response time is ZERO

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  121. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 19:13

    Response time??? Do they ever respond? # "fuel no dey our motor", "the vehicle tire is flat" "go we dey come"........bla bla bla!

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  122. Unknown28 January 2015 at 19:17

    Ogar police known what u are doing ooo

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  123. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 19:18

    People really call them?

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  124. Unknown28 January 2015 at 19:25

    Police is your friend. LIB EMPIRE

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  125. Davido's driver28 January 2015 at 19:46

    2days

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  126. Unknown28 January 2015 at 19:49

    make una first get active distress call quick number, den come back with ur ques

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  127. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 20:00

    Let me LMAO first then I will come back and answer.
    ...Mama J...

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  128. Ugochukwuka28 January 2015 at 20:08

    Forever

    * * commenting live from river ethiope **

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  129. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:09

    Our policemen looks so hungry, lmao!






    Lin Lin my love!

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  130. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:31

    Una dey mad.. una response time na RIP.. nonsense!

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  131. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:40

    Meaning.

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  132. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:46

    Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







    #Linda's give away

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  133. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:47

    Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







    #Linda's give away

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  134. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:47

    Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







    #Linda's give away

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  135. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:48

    Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







    #Linda's give away

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  136. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:48

    Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







    #Linda's give away

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  137. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:48

    Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







    #Linda's give away

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  138. Onyx's Girlfriend (he isn't gay pls)28 January 2015 at 20:49

    If I hear say dem dey respond 2 distress calls. #happyweds

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  139. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:49

    Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







    #Linda's give away

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  140. Unknown28 January 2015 at 20:51

    Calling and waiting for Nigeria police to respond to ur distress call is like committing suicide cus u go old for d waiting and they must surely wait for d coast to clear before they will come and add salt to d injury u hav sustain

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  141. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 21:04

    They never respond and when they do, its double trouble

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  142. knowurway.com28 January 2015 at 21:11

    Police in my former area re after yahoo boys, arm rubbers pushed me in that area, the area re new benin police division benin city, they re terrible police men, if u called them that there is an arm rubbery going on in my area they'll tell u ok that they'll send their men to the area, until the nest day, u won't see any of them. I now relocate to airport road four months ago. I was so amazed @ 2:am, in the night arm rubbers break into my house rubbed me they took away all my phones my LCD plasma tv and my neighbors property, this area re airport road in benin city, from ocoo central area to faith mediplex area, please oh! Police should com to our aid!

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  143. Unknown28 January 2015 at 21:21

    OK O....AKA....FLIP

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  144. Unknown28 January 2015 at 21:48

    Lol. The picture of the officers on foot says everything you need to know about the NPF response time. You go wait die !!!

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  145. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 22:00

    i no understand what is written there biko

    bolateethole.blogspot.com

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  146. Unknown28 January 2015 at 22:07

    Dem go waka come!

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  147. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 22:50

    They don't come at all. They run, hide, take off their uniforms if they sense danger. They are not part of the work force in Nigeria.

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  148. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 22:53

    4:49pm anon. You make me laugh oooo. You talk this one.

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  149. Unknown28 January 2015 at 23:23

    THe POLICE IS uR FRIeND lmao..no answers sow ie

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  150. Sugrish28 January 2015 at 23:58

    Abeg!!! Nigeria Police are just so silly..Hahahaahahahaha the answer depends on wot the distress calls is abt, if its robbery, it takes a day, if its accident, it takes like 10 to 20mins, if its fighting its abt 5mins, if its yahoo boys, they get there before you breath in Again

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  151. Unknown28 January 2015 at 23:59

    Story story.

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  152. Unknown29 January 2015 at 00:33

    Those hungry looking policeman,

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  153. Dera29 January 2015 at 04:14

    3 days after the incident

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  154. UNHAPPY NIGERIAN29 January 2015 at 07:03

    GEJ IS NOT ONLY EXPANDING OUR FREEDOM BY HELPING IMPROVE DEMOCRACY HE IS HELPING US BUILD A DEMOCRATIC NIGERIAN POLICE TOO. THE POLICE ARE MAKING ATTEMPT TO MEET UP TO THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RESPONSIBILITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE, POLICE BRUTALITY IS BEING MANAGED AND JUSTICE IS BEING PURSUED TO IT,S LOGICAL END. AT LEAST THEY NEW NIGERIAN POLICE ARE TRYING TO SERVE US NIGERIANS. ALL INSTILLED UNDER GEJ. MY PEOPLE PLEASE LET US ALL VOTE WISELY SO THAT WE WILL NOT LOOSE WHAT GEJ HAS HELPED US GAIN. VOTE GEJ, VOTE NIGERIAN POLICE, VOTE PDP, VOTE FORWARD NIGERIA & ABOVE ALL VOTE NIGERIA. AND WE PROCLAIM BACKWARDS NEVER AGAIN I STILL REMEMBER THE NIGERIAN POLICE OF 1983-85 UNDER BUHARI, I SAY MAY WE NEVER SEE THAT NIGERIAN POLICE EVER AGAIN IN NIGERIA MY PEOPLE. FORWARD EVER AND BACKWARDS NEVER NIGERIA. VOTE WISELY, VOTE GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN.

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  155. Unknown29 January 2015 at 07:34

    @Linda they have improved a bit if we are to be honest but still very poor. average response time is 15 to 20 mins after armed robbers have left

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  156. Anonymous29 January 2015 at 08:35

    For Port Harcourt, they do not show up

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  157. Unknown29 January 2015 at 09:29

    If this is a real picture of police and not a movie, then am fcuking ashamed of our policemen, they look tired and poor, no action on their looks, they wearing over seize uniform, fuck this shit

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  158. susan chukwuka29 January 2015 at 09:42

    police ke, police?

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  159. Anonymous30 January 2015 at 00:47

    See dem, dem be like farmer!!!! Awon waray

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