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Thursday 15 January 2015

"I listened to my son have sex for 4mins & I was impressed' - British TV personality

UK Mirror Agony Aunt, TV presenter and author Coleen Nolan embarrassed the heck out of his son by telling a panel on Live TV on ITV show Loose Women that she once listened to her son having sex for more than 4 minutes and was 'dead impressed'. Recalling the incident, Coleen revealed:
“I came down one morning and had a missed call from Shane Junior and I’d missed it at 4am. I knew he’d been out so I was panicking, thinking ‘oh my god’, he might be in hospital and all that. And it had gone to voicemail and I was listening to it for about the first ten seconds and I was thinking ‘what the hell is that?’ I realised his phone had gone off during....his night of passion.
"And I hope he’s not watching today but let me say I listened for four and a half minutes, four and a half minutes, I was dead impressed.. When he came round I played it for him and his girlfriend. I had to embarrass him.” See her sons reaction on Twitter after the cut

Later Sean, now 26, wrote
"In my defence it was longer than four and a half minutes...”
at 1/15/2015 11:51:00 am

114 comments:

  1. FOLARIN•15 January 2015 at 11:52

    Lol

    Quite embarrassing

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    1. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:33

      She's just a perv!! Yuck! No good enough reason in dis world will make u listen to ur son banging!! Ewwww! Gross

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    2. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:44

      Onyxx shutup
      Ur tiny brain can't see the sarcasm and joke in this gist?
      And I tot u were smart

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    3. Unknown15 January 2015 at 13:01

      Lmao !!! crazy mum...can't stop laughing ..

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    4. Unknown15 January 2015 at 13:16

      Hehehe!

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    5. Ani15 January 2015 at 13:38

      Onyx u are so right. She's a perv pls. To realize it was sex and hold on and keep listening? Nooooo that's dirty! 4.5 mins? C'mon there is absolutely no humour in that

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    6. Unknown15 January 2015 at 14:04

      hahahahahahaha This kain happening mama na wa o.

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    7. @MEETD®EALEVANS™15 January 2015 at 14:11

      Wen was d last time u got banged Onyx? Pls do quick, it affecting U...

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    8. Jeni_zee 15 January 2015 at 15:04

      She's no perv, white ppl's reasoning differ from ours

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    9. Unknown15 January 2015 at 15:49

      So funny and embarrassing to the guy

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    10. Unknown15 January 2015 at 15:53

      Wch kind moma b DAT ni!
      PERV

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    11. Unknown15 January 2015 at 15:59

      Onyx n Ani abeg how is she a prev? What century 2 u live in abeg? It's not like she creeped in2 his room 2 listen 2 him bang some chick

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    12. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 17:38

      What a morally degraded society!

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    13. Juleslouis15 January 2015 at 22:31

      The woman is crazy. Can't listen to that kind of crap. Bt d son's response is epic. Hahaha

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  2. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:54

    lolz dis oyibo people will not kill me with laff

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    1. ujunwa15 January 2015 at 12:47

      Bad mom

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    2. Davido's driver15 January 2015 at 14:49

      It was just 4mins lazy man


      @lwkmd_naija

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    3. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 22:20

      Yes, i thot so! Coleen, youngest of the Nolan sisters. Loved you gals and still have your album of all your greatest hits.

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  3. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:54

    Hahahaha. Hmmmm so embarrassing

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    1. Unknown15 January 2015 at 13:32

      Its so abnormal to listen to your son bang. Well, everything mean something to these guys

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    2. Toronto Finest 15 January 2015 at 14:04

      I used to listen to my older cousin when I was very young lol.. #ThingsWeDoWhileGrowingUp

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  4. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:55

    Even Out Mother's Have Gone Crazy Too.. Hmmm..
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    .Disclaimer:: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

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  5. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:56

    Mmmmm.....in 9ja na strokes of cane

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    1. heytheredelilah15 January 2015 at 12:45

      Ur dp makes me hungry...

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    2. Unknown15 January 2015 at 16:02

      @hettheredelilah....na correct food be dat...hehe! U shud

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    3. Unknown15 January 2015 at 17:54

      Wow! u are really local, gosh

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  6. AbokiDaWarriBoy15 January 2015 at 11:57

    Dat woman must b sick.

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  7. HUMBLE EVE15 January 2015 at 11:58

    Kai. Lol










    HUMBLE EVE

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  8. Unknown15 January 2015 at 11:58

    chai! Aunty Linda!! U can like to find Sex News shaaaaa.......smh

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  9. MADEMOISELLE15 January 2015 at 11:58

    HIAN!! Is there anything we won't read online, ,OChim..

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  10. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:01

    Lol he must ve bn embarrassed

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  11. SMURF15 January 2015 at 12:01

    I would be embarrassed too... Sometimes you don't want your mom to know certain things.

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  12. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:01

    Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!

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  13. Neks15 January 2015 at 12:01

    >>>> LMAO, White people and easy life...<<<<

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  14. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:02

    Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!

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  15. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:02

    Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!

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  16. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:02

    Really embarrassing abeg. Which parent eavesdrops on thr children having sex. Linda take note!

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    1. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:35

      Did you understand what you read at all? Just asking because of the high level of ignorance you just displayed.

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  17. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:03

    Lolzzzzzz.
    Some stupid tins like dis doesn't deserve to hit d news.

    It mak no sense.

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    1. Princess G15 January 2015 at 20:15

      Where went thou? Work I guess. Wlc back.

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  18. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:05

    white ppl & their way of life
    better don't try this in 9ja




    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  19. Steady15 January 2015 at 12:05

    Na wa , no be small thing o

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  20. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:05

    LMAO....very funny woman....can imagine how embarassed the son would've been
    ¤
    ¤¤¤GUTS OVER FEAR¤¤¤
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    ¤¤¤QUEENMAYA¤¤¤

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  21. omolara sijuade15 January 2015 at 12:05

    I trust nigerian mothers

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  22. maccido15 January 2015 at 12:05

    Nawa o

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  23. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:05

    MR EDDY said this harmattan is sponsored by MTN. It is everywhere u go.

    Hehehe. whites no get problem. Make my mamma hear me dey do Shoki. Na tag team killing she and my pappa go do me.
    ^
    ^
    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u happy new year.

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  24. CHERRY15 January 2015 at 12:06

    Gud for u o!

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  25. African foodstuff and Raw Materials15 January 2015 at 12:06

    Ahhh! Nice, but trust naija parent, Ʊ go fear d look on her face, xpecially if Ʊ re a lady.. Pray my mum doesn't see or hear dat o

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  26. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:06

    Lolzzzzzz......na wa 4 dis pipul ooo

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  27. Daralohi15 January 2015 at 12:06

    Lol funny mom.

    Miss indomie says so.

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  28. Seun A.15 January 2015 at 12:07

    What moral lesson do we learn from this abeg? Mtcheeew!!!

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  29. Chidinma Grace15 January 2015 at 12:08

    Hahahahahahaa Nawa o do's white ppl self.

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  30. Blaq15 January 2015 at 12:09

    Lol seriously ROTFL
    Orishirishi

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  31. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:12

    Craze people

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  32. Dave Mide15 January 2015 at 12:13

    Lmao ...joker!

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  33. Mulan15 January 2015 at 12:13

    Orishirishi...wetin we nor go hear....

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  34. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 12:13

    I dnt knw what is in de brain of all dis white people. Lol. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

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  35. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:13

    Ridiculous

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  36. fabulous15 January 2015 at 12:13

    Just 4mins,ogbeni u dey learn work





    #JustSaying

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  37. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 12:14

    Hahahahahaha. Ndi zuzu

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  38. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 12:14

    This woman must be high on something.

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  39. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:14

    crazy people. *linda'sstepsister*

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  40. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:16

    Lol, what avnt I heard ,

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  41. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:16

    Wow, that's ridiculous. Whites eeh

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  42. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:16

    Wow, that's ridiculous. Whites eeh

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  43. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:16

    Hmmmmm...loll

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  44. sodablog15 January 2015 at 12:18

    Not bad. But shouldn't be publicised

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  45. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:19

    Before u know, she go wan knyash her pickin. Real thursday FUCKERY.

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  46. kblyte15 January 2015 at 12:19

    What!!! Things like this news anywhere else aside Africa nation cos things like this an abomination in Africa. #Badparenting#

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  47. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:20

    OMG... WTF wit dis guys over dat side of d world.... Is kinda weird, isn't it?

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  48. Gozie15 January 2015 at 12:20

    Wondering what she would have heard her son's babe say/reactions to make her this proud???

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  49. Dinci15 January 2015 at 12:22

    Like the dude already... Got humour all packaged.... #Nice

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  50. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:22

    Lol
    Mum why now !!!!! Lmao

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  51. www.glowyshoe.com15 January 2015 at 12:24

    Lmao...its really embarrasing tho..

    Visit my blog

    www.glowyshoe.blogspot.com

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  52. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:24

    Wish i can last upto four minutes...... Sad enough mine its just a minute.....if am lucky 3 minutes for the second round

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    1. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 13:24

      And u are telling us this because????

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    2. Unknown15 January 2015 at 18:01

      U shud be ashamed of urself, idiot

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  53. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:25

    I love this blog.. buh wait ooO where is OnyeX.. uhmm

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    1. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:38

      I checked on him, and he told me have been busy but he will be back soon.

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    2. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:39

      But it was Onyx I checked on not onyeX though.

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  54. Subomi15 January 2015 at 12:32

    lol funny.. some mums are weird like that but he took it well anyway

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  55. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:32

    Oyibo no go kill us

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  56. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:32

    Oyibo no go kill us

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  57. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:33

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaoo.... If na for naija dey for don direct yu to church for cleansing...... Lolx....
    *GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  58. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:37

    I love the whites, and the way the leave their lives.

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    1. Unknown15 January 2015 at 14:20

      Y won't u love their way of bn stupid...olodo

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    2. Unknown15 January 2015 at 14:20

      Y won't u love their way of bn stupid...olodo

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  59. ary15 January 2015 at 12:38

    My mom would do this to me!

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  60. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:42

    TRASHY!!!. Oyibo with their yeye lifestyle. Which African mother get time for this kind tin?

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  61. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:43

    I hope d boy has moved out of his ma house how can u embarrassed ur son like DAT

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  62. ebonyz...15 January 2015 at 12:52

    No nah, it's just wrong!!!

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  63. Unknown15 January 2015 at 12:53

    lolzzzz yeye i trust naija mum

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  64. Yinka15 January 2015 at 12:55

    Mother and pikin.



    Meanwhile, I still have a crush on #lauraikeji

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  65. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 13:09

    Eww!! But I still don't understand why men feel that the longer they bang away the better. Anything longer than seven minutes starts to become torture... #disinterested

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  66. Faith Makky15 January 2015 at 13:28

    Lol..... I like dis woman

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  67. Unknown15 January 2015 at 13:36

    This woman is mad! Who does that??

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  68. Unknown15 January 2015 at 13:37

    This woman is mad! Who does that??

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  69. Unknown15 January 2015 at 13:40

    I rather hear my son having sex with his girlfriend than telling me, mum am gay.

    Shalom in Nigeria, Amen

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    1. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 22:05

      God bless u oooooooo!!!! U just talk my mind

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  70. Unknown15 January 2015 at 14:33

    Very very...almost got me laughing out loud at work. And the guys later comment though.

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  71. Unknown15 January 2015 at 14:34

    very funny. almost got me laughing out loud at work.

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  72. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 14:39

    Linda imagine this story happened in 9ja I pity the guy and the girl that day. Lol

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  73. DaBabe15 January 2015 at 15:22

    How embarrassing, but why did she listen continue listening though?

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  74. Unknown15 January 2015 at 15:56

    Lol this kind mother ooooo

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  75. Anonymous15 January 2015 at 16:19

    Hi,this sound like he mum wanted some juicy icewet moodthins

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  76. Unknown15 January 2015 at 16:51

    Hmmmm,Na waoo
    $.
    $.
    @Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

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  77. Unknown15 January 2015 at 16:53

    Hmmm very funny,I like white,they are outspoken and she didn't eavesdrop,am embarrase 4d guy o,4minutes?guy u need to see a doctor

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  78. Unknown15 January 2015 at 17:44

    Lol funny mum! Hope she was not feeling horny listening to her son having s*x! Hehehe lol!!!

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  79. Unknown15 January 2015 at 19:56

    This woman is crazy,who does that?

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  80. godson onyekuru15 January 2015 at 20:00

    Nah wa o,see yankee mother

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  81. dami15 January 2015 at 21:19

    Funny.....

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