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Friday 16 January 2015

Dear ladies...message for you! :-)

Gbam! Lol

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    1. I don't understand what I just read. #scratch head# #too much reading no good# Can someone simplify it?

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  2. Lols,Linda u no kill person.

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  3. Not all ladies fake orgasms anyway

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  4. Words of reality,take it or leave it

    GEJ till 2019

    !! BIG BROTHER SAYS SO !!

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  5. Hilarious.
    Shooting star indeed

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  6. Faking it isn't a crime.....if ur not in d mood....na to fake jor, body no be wood. Gbam!

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    1. I completely agree with you. Men don't get tired and they expect you to be on the same high spirit with them.
      In fact, I have learnt something. I will start faking it anytime when I have already come and tired and he is asking if I am enjoying it. Abeg, men no dey tire for there.

      Jane Ike winner of LIB 2015 N100k

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  7. Lwkmd. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

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  8. I have never experienced nor faked an orgasm .

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    1. Let me help. It is indeed a truly lovely experience every woman should enjoy in their life time call 09099556451 and let me help.

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    2. I am tempted to call you but what exactly are you going to do?

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  9. only if they will hear...


    #GodblessNigeria

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  10. Oh! I always take her to the climax,but without a ladder.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. Bona uses vaseline, with this dry season in air, he is at top gear, u will be disappointed if hour comes to u, give me a try and u will never remain d same.....say Amen to that

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  11. I tire.... can't remember the last time I exp an orgasm...

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  12. Dear LIB readers,please as family can i get loan of 3,500 from any kind one for skul registration. God bless 08123751083

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  13. Preach. Lazy niggas need to put in work

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  14. Ah ah....this is harsh oooooo

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  15. Sometimes when you've had a hectic day, so u want to please him even if the last thing on your mind is sex. Faking skills come in handy. Just saying, I mean you can't be in the mood all the time

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    1. Very true... Men never gets tired. I feel good after d 1st one but they wanna continue. Lol

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  16. Ah ah....this is harsh ooo

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  17. Lmfao, true tho

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  18. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaooooo.... Hahahahahahahaha...... I don die o.....
    *GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  19. Haaaahhhahaaahhahaha





    .........LIB ADDICTION......

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  20. Ha!ha!Md hope u re reading this?

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  21. Dear LIB, you make have to employ some censor experts. You are becoming more and more sex appealing.

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  22. Lwkmd. A beg o, make una dey encourage us once in a while. Its not easy to engage oneself in a constant oscillatory motion during the conjugal process. So if we can't get you to cloud 9 today, encourage us so that we can get you there next time

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  23. Thank the Lord for my rabbit, my bullet and my shower head.. men bawo??

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  24. I really don't want to fake it but he keeps going trying to make me c**m so I fake it when I'm tired

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  25. I really don't want to fake it but he keeps going trying to make me c**m so I fake it when I'm tired

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  26. Men out there, una don hear am ooooooooooooo

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  27. Is this what life is all about now? Sex,fuck,orgasms,boobs,eggplant,booty. Uwa nka sef!

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    1. I tire oo Obiora D life is now about sex and sex related bullshits

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  28. Lols!lwkmd!seriously? Its hard and unfair a times to let them know.

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  29. Lol, but that's true oo. It's better you tell him than hide it.
    $.
    $.
    @Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

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  30. True! Cos you soothe his ego at your expense, the n*gga probably going about talking about how he hitting that sh*t right, all the while he just shooting and missing.

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  31. without faking it most of u would sleep there.............

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  32. Loll. Gbam! For years I tot sometHing was wrong with me when he would finish and am left hanging,till hubby came and I realised they knew not what they were abt, looool. So babes, open up and demand total satisfaction!

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  33. For u to knw dis then u fucking fake urs too.gbam.lol..........dEenop@yahoo.com

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  34. Hahahahahhaahhaha..... i'm so showing my hubby this.

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  35. Lolzzzzzzzzz.
    Dis msg is biZzare and senseless.

    Though hilarious to me despite b senseless.

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  36. Hmmm! I agree,some ladies do that.

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  37. Things I read amazes me..lol @shooting star...mileage will run oooo #SeunLondon

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  38. Things I read amazes me..lol @shooting star...mileage will run oooo #SeunLondon

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  39. Hahahaha, this is serious oo

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  40. Hahahaha, this is serious oo

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  41. Which society tell them that they run the world? Girls run the world biko....as for the faking thing that's their probs
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    ¤¤¤GUTS OVER FEAR¤¤¤
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    ¤¤¤QUEENMAYA¤¤¤

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  42. Complete Gbam....the Gbam settles it

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  43. Hi Linda have bn trying to reach you through your emails but it seem you ain't reading them. Pls try and get through to me via email tnx.

    You and this your funny articles sha. Hmmmm......
    I comment my reserve.

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  44. Chei. Conji don almost injure linda ooooo. Please get yourself a man asap biko and don't 4get to buy him a brand new cutlass cos he'll need it to clear the thick forest and cut down the iroko and mahogany tress that must have grown down there.

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  45. Wow...that was blunt! Lol. #word

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  46. True talk...... Vivah

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  47. It's a Nrmal shiit,if your guy can't make you cum then he ain't a real dude,how wud he cum without u first cumin,if na me u must come oooo,coz e go de embarasin naa,as if ur dick no legit 4 dmata.

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  48. Hahahaha.... Lolz@ ''shooting star''

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  49. Rare ladies say it sometimes, concerned party has said the hearty truth.

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  50. Buh a woman's private part is suppose to be dry when she's not wet so how do they end up faking orgasm that d man won't even notice?or is d man a baby?

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    1. Well said darln. Lol so I guess it's d men... Dat r actually faking that they don't know their girls r faking bcos dem actually done tire abi? Lmao but! U wan kill us Aunty?... U go fit Nack 24 hrs ooo. B calm sha, everybody gats fake for continuity and longivity. Everytin no gats finish at once. U feel? Cheers. BM

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  51. Lol na today them know. I'm sure 50% or more does dat

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  52. >>>> ewooooh, lol hmmmm <<<<

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  53. I concur 100%, couldn't have been beta said. Linda take note!

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  54. I concur 100%, couldn't have been beta said. Linda take note!

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  55. Akpom! Nailed it

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  56. Hehehehehe. Ok na, una don hear. She dat hears,
    shudd here well
    Kindly check out my blog and share ur views. Tks.
    http://pamscrib.blogspot.com/?m=1

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  57. Ladies be warn o.

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  58. Well said jor......lol @ shooting star

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  59. Gbam !! Gbam!! Gbam!!
    Note taken

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  60. LMAO! but if u tell dem now dey wud feel downgraded...

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  61. You mean there are still chics out there who fake it?! In this day and age?! Abeg we r not in the 90s anymore, how the hell would a guy know if he needs to step up his game?

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    1. @Salsa,dearie when your tired and want to sleep and you see the poor fellow humping for hours without igniting a spark not to talk of a shooting star,you would scream like a banshee..

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  62. Nothing to see here folks...lmao.

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  63. Lamo but thats the truth anyways........mohrentkaygee20@yahoo.com

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  64. True, but it will back-fire and get their pussies gt torn

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  65. Hmmmmm....Dear Linda,is this msg frm you or u just copy paste frm somewhere else????doesn't sound like u though

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  66. Linda you gotta start censoring for kids' sake!!

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  67. I thought some fake it cos they are tired and bored of the sex, seems its done to make dudes feel cool with themselves lol

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  68. #WORD it's sooooooo true 😄😃
    #TracySaysSo

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  69. Abi ooo, it's a very common thing for women to fake orgasm just to make a man feel good asif d man na God or he will beat u if u dnt fake it lol

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  70. Gbam. But why will they fake it? Wondering

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  71. We r trying to save υ̲̣̥r̲̅ egos as men by not saying. (Story) i dey talk o. Ladies pls speak up o.

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  72. Very true. Why fake it??!!

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  73. Lol,but it's embarrassing though.....for the guy but if you ain't fucking ur girl I thinks yous hould know no matter how.as for me my guy shines my Congo well#rotfl#

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  74. Na waaa,2 much use of foul language

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  75. Ya, you're right
    Depend on guy, she can't fake it with hard rod guy



    #Commentinf thru Glo 4G LTE

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  76. Lindaaaaaaaaa........you have come again oh...chai, hope you would also not do the same when you get married. lmao.

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  77. can't get this it seems abusive..










    #Linda's give away

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  78. Dis person is rily disgruntled.....

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  79. this is the most irrelevant issue in the world right now

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  80. But honestly na true ooo ( meemee ).

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  81. Sure thing! I totally agree!

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  82. Gbam oya take your destiny in your hand

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  83. True talk. If i aint trying let me know so that i can improve. Why fake it? Why die in silence? The pleasure is suppose to be mutual. Oh you fear to bruise his ego as man that is why you keep quiet. Silence doesn't solve the problem either. Ladies, help us to help you.



    Busy Fingers.

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  84. Lol
    http://www.dobzifingers.blogspot.com/?m=1

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  85. I just wonder why a woman would so fake her ogasms, look the dude in eye & tell him what u feel,i 'll always luv myself course I put hoes ahead of me that's why they will always come back for more.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#

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  86. Went to church dis evening, can't read dat

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  87. Lol, absolutely concur. Stuff needs to whistle hard like one of those old school granny kettles when it reaches boiling point...

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  88. @Obiora u just read my mind. Our society has lost it's values. Sex, nudity, fuck. It is well o

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  89. Make I go break my waist bcos say I wan turn her cunt to shooting star abi? No be only shooting star, na kano pillars.

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    1. Hahahahahaha, even Enyimba fit follow

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  90. Lindy, girl, I ain't complaining.

    Redcandy
    ****www.idoncomeagain.com****

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  91. Lol it can't be helped most people are used to it they can't stop

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  92. Linda e bi like sey ur bobo no dey turn u on abi.

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  93. Am sorry for some indomie men some of them are writing in if I catch you Ehh even when they are not sure of them selfs, if a man knows what he is doing with the right size of mula the girl wouldn't even see road shout not to talk of faking shit

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  94. Fake it or not, the guy is satisfied.

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  95. I FAKE IT, BECAUSE MY HUBBY WILL WANT TO GO ON AND ON, SO AS TO SATISFY ME, BY Which time I fit don tire and, and will just want the whole thing over. so if i fake it he will stop and i can then 'rest'.

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  96. All those saying LMAO, if you laugh your Ass Out na Pile be dat ooh.....however well said linda.

    check more news out at www.latestgist.com

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  97. This is one irritated unsatisfied lover boy nagging!

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  98. Linda,
    You have come again. This thinkg that I already took off my mind and you are bringing it back.

    Alright lets rock n roll....''I am a proud owner of KING SIZE jet nozzle''......if you try me you go cream!! NO BE PERSON GO ASK YOU TO COME BACK FOR MORE....

    I beg let me be oh!

    by: mabiola41@yahoo.com

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  99. 😁😁😁😁 lwkmd oh!

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