#FailBuhari 14th draws near. If you're voting remember these facts:
1) In 2 years Buhari spent in power he didn't build a single university
2) Buhari Sacked more than 50,000 Civil servants and cut allowance of lecturers in 1984
leading to brain drain.
3) Buhari re- introduced payment of school fees in all schools. He also banned school feeding program.
4) Buhari's failed economic policy caused alot of hardship to Nigerians. Many cried while queueing for their portions of scarce commodities like rice,sugar, salt, milk and toiletries
5) Buhari critised Federal Govt for being harsh on bokoharam members
6) Under Buhari's watch,Islamic terror group called Maitasine slaughter more than 5,000 Nigerians with mere Bow and Arrow yet they say the Old man can defeat his Bokoboys
7) Buhari Increased Nigeria externel debt by $3billion in just 1 years. Drove up Inflation by 41% , one of the worst in the history of Nigeria
8) Buhari used gun to attempt to force down prices of goods in 1984. What a novice in Economics.
9) Buhari is an Islamist who want sharia to be enforced all over Nigeria
10) He is also a jihadist
11) Buhari promised blood bath if he does not win elections
12) Buhari ask his supporters to Kill anybody that tries to rig 2011 election as a result led to the killing of many youth corpers.
Dis Anonymous person ehn, God save u say ur name isn't on, am very sure u were not even born den nd u dnt knw wat u r sayn. Hw am I not sure if is even one of dis pdp politicians slf dats has been sendn dis message.
Anon 11:34....u re not wise at all. Read your own post again and u will understand. If you fail to see it, then and only then will I show u. Always do research before posting stuff. Copy copy doesn't do u any good.
He's thinking of how to save this country from the present state of corruption and mismanagement. A good Leader thinks before he acts. Ride on Osinbajo.
Mr Anonymous u forgot to add missing $20 billion dollars report that Jonathan is sitting on.You forgot to add N10 billion spent on private jets.You forgot to add the$13 million dollars case Patience Jonathan had with EFCC while as 1st lady of Bayelsa.You forgot to add the depletion of our foreign reserves.And please explain how Patience Jonathan built her mighty hotel in Bayelsa which was the venue for traditional wedding of their first daughter.
D guy already knows he is on a suicide mission. If APC wins, he is going 2 b killed & replaced with a hausa. Lollzzzzz. Bros na only u waka come ooooooo. #dtsnoneofmybiz
- "Muslim must vote only people who can defend islam" Gen. Buhari (2001)
- "Why are Yorubas killing my people?"Gen Buhari
- "We Will continue To Fight To Spread Sharia Across And In All The States In Nigeria - Gen. Buhari
*President Goodluck: - Nigerians must unite against Bokoharam" - Jonathan (May 28 2014)
(2) ELECTION RIGGING:
* Gen. Buhari: - " Any political party that complain of election rigging are those parties that lack the resources to rig"......Gen Buhari( Jan 1984).
*President Goodluck: - " I set the stage for free and fair elections by constituting an electoral commission comprising of Nigerians with impeccable credentials for firmness and incorruptibility." GEJ(September 17,2010)
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(4) CORRUPTION:
* Gen Buhari: - Accused of Stealing $2.8billion. Jailed Fela for calling him thief. Money later found in his London Bank account
*President Goodluck: - Set up auditing firm to probe NNPC for an alleged missing fund. Did not harass his critics
*********************
(6) ARROGANCE & INTOLERANCE:
* Gen.Buhari: - "Nigerians are useless. Nigerians are senseless. Nigerians are indicipline "-
Gen Buhari 1984.
- Banned Muslim leaders from traveling abroad.
- Kidnapped and drugged Umar diko for revealing his involvement in coup plot. - Jailed his critics.
*President Goodluck: -Everybody criticed him - No problem.
*********************
(7) POVERTY AND HUNGER:
* Gen.Buhari: Under buhari, Nigerians cried queueing for their portions of scarce commodities like rice,sugar, salt, milk and toiletries.
*President Goodluck: - 2014 Global Hunger Index published by international food Policy Research Institute in October 2014, showed with verifiable data that Nigeria's hunger levels dropped from 16.3 in 2005 to 15 in 2013 and 14.1 in 2014.
(8) INFRASTRUTURE:
*Gen.Buhari: -Stopped Lagos state goverment from constructing a Metro rail in 1983. Told lagosians "he doesnt care a d**m" about their Rail project.
*President Goodluck: -Built fully Air conditioned fast train for Lagosians.
********************
(9) ECONOMY
*Gen.Buhari: -Increased Nigeria externel debt by $3billion in just 1 years. Drove up Inflation by 41% , one of the worst in the history of Nigeria. His economic policy led to many
job losses, closure of companies and massive migration of Nigeria's professional to countries like Saudi arabia and Europe.
*President Goodluck: - Met inflation at 15%, brought it below to 9%
*********************
(10)WELFARE:
*Gen Buhari: -Sacks 50,000 Civil servants and Cut
allowance of lecturers in 1984
leading to brain drain.
*President Goodluck: -Jonathan cut his own personal salary by 25% and increased civil servants pay by 100%
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(11)EDUCATION:
*Gen.Buhari: -In 2 years Buhari spent in power he didn't build a single university or Almajiri school.
*President Goodluck: Jonathan built 12
Universities and more than 100 Almajiri schl in his first 2 years
Anon 11:37 We Don hear you. if the thing vex you, come collect my pvc for my house so you can use it to vote in Jonathan. But for me oo na BUHARI/OSINBAJO. If only you understand the phrase "no risk no reward". For me am willing to take the risk #One Man one vote
Oh plsss! I'm tired of reading ur cock and bull story. All junk gists!! Buhari is our only option to ignite a positive change in Nigeria. If he performs poorly, we vote in another person in 4yrs time, simple!! Mac10...
See how jobless you are in this ur Gej regime..if you had a job and employed, you won't have time to write this satanic epistle you have here, what in the world!!!! Pls contact ur Gej to give a decent job.
This research was carried out when President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GEJ) asked the former of Governor Central Bank of Nigeria Sanusi Lamido Sanusi (SLS) to resign his post for allegedly leaking a letter SLS wrote to GEJ stating that $49.8 Billion US was yet to be remitted by the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) into the nation coffers.
After some reconciliation efforts by the Finance Ministry, CBN and NNPC, the unremitted money was agreed to be some figure between $12 Billion US and $10.9 Billion US.
Afterwards, SLS insisted it was more in the region of $20Billion. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala (NOI) the Minster of Finance and the Coordinating Minister of Economy set up an audit of the missing funds by PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) Audit firm and the report was promised to be ready by October, 2014. PwC claims the report is ready but the Federal Government is yet to release it to the public.
I had to wonder, what is the real value of $10 Billion US (note how I am being conservative and not going above $10 Billion).
See for yourself http://www.nairaland.com/2067016/photos-10-billion-us-dollars
THE ONLY PERSONS WITH VISION, THIS WAS HOW SOLOMON PONDERED AND PAY ED TO GOD FOR WISDOM....ONLY PEOPLE BLINDED BY DARKNESS CAN SEE THAT NIGERIA's problems is worth thinking deep about be cos their Gej keeps laughing at their faces and never thinks for the best for the people and nation.
Chaiiii. He be like na so Jona go take win dis election despite all our strategies by electing me as a Christian 2 deceive d public. Lol oneandonlynwa@gmail.con
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said... . Chai, so if i become vice president i go dey really enjoy all this groove..... Well, my God no dey sleep...... Hahahahahaha.. *GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA* . . ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
O boy I short o, and this old thing can't even pronounce my name right. This kind forgetful memory no go help our campaign oh. Chai, God will see us. Hmmm!
Na Jeje i dey o,dey do pro bono cases for my APC collegue,pay dey no go pay,na dem say dey wan pay in kind,turn me to V.P ,now i can't minister to better people wey dey banana island,na so te BRT i dey enter,dey chop kola wey they must first give to ancestor wey no dey rest...I love Nigeria,but if the Oga Buhari no know my name can't he just asked,tommorow now it is the call me a VP pastor or a Political Pastor..Baba God na your hand i dey so
Na Jeje i dey o,dey do pro bono cases for my APC collegue,pay dey no go pay,na dem say dey wan pay in kind,turn me to V.P ,now i can't minister to better people wey dey banana island,na so te BRT i dey enter,dey chop kola wey they must first give to ancestor wey no dey rest...I love Nigeria,but if the Oga Buhari no know my name can't he just asked,tommorrow now it is either they call me a VP pastor or a Political Pastor..Baba God na your hand i dey so
Talking of change, Changing my mind now is not even an option. I have been shown so much of the ugly side. If only I had an idea. God please forgive me.
Talking of change, Changing my mind now is not even an option. I have been shown so much of the ugly side. If only I had an idea. God please forgive me.
"I've seen the son of darkness with my own eyes. Buhari is mixed. He's half satan and half lucifer. Buhari is the anti-Christ. What have I done? What have I gotten myself into? I'm so, so spineless and I can't challenge Buhari, the bully, barbarian, tyrant and egomaniac, or might set Fulani herdsmen on me. People accused President Goodluck Jonathan of saying that Buhari can't remember his own phone number. Just the other day, that hopeless, filthy and unreliable Buhari got my name wrong. He might as well have called me a PODDLE. I'm so angry with him. That fcukin mallam forgot my name! Now I know why he's failed to publicly declare his educational credentials. A Presidential candidate that can't even remember my name, his VP (VICE PODDLE). May God save Nigeria from Buhari. I must be insignificant or "Born - to - Rule" Buhari is truly BRAINLESS. Buhari is so desperate to gain power that if voted in, he'd carry out a coup on himself just to remain in power. I'm Buhari's lapdog. That's it. I feel used. I feel worthless. I can't believe I got fooled into being a lapdog of a Fulani goat herder that wants to bully his way into power. Buhari might as well use an armoured tank to do a smash and grab on Aso Rock. I don't see how an Islamist will get into the seat of power. I had no idea that that son of a b!tch hates my guts for being "an educated infidel." I won't vote for satan. I won't vote for lucifer. I won't vote for Boko Haram. I won't vote for Buhari." - Professor Osinbajo.
He's regretin accepting Thienubu's offer of running as the V.P for APC because they have made him lie and back slide as a Pastor. He's thinking what to answer God after all the bad things he has said about GEJ's government because of election APC will fail. And he's affraid Buhari will kill him after the election for not convincing redeem members to vote for them. #Dondada
"THE OTHER DAY, BUHARI ASKED ME TO DRINK KUNU WITH HIM. I TOLD HIM WHERE TO GO. JUST BECAUSE I'M A DWARF HE THINKS I'M A SLAVE. THE OTHER DAY HE ASKED ME TO WASH HIS CLOTHES. I TOLD HIM TO GO BACK TO HIS CAMELS" - VP, APC
Oh is this how i have lost my faith? i don't belong here! I need to leave this crooks fast. I hope APC looses so i can reconcile with God and go back to my church and practice
"Buhari's IQ is at a 10 grade level. You have to pull out a chalkboard and explain things to him. Spastic. He's so incompetent and uncoordinated. Shm. He's so pathetic. Even though I'm a dwarf, Buhari is not at my level. I should leave him behind." - Prof. Osinbajo
Hw did buhari forget my name..choi,it means am nt important to him na...dis one we no win e dy forget my name if we win nko mayb him go forget say I dy aso rock wif am oh...I don enta one chance chai..Vote for PDP...
Abati Kazeem i will rather say amen to that cos GEJ rules . He is not grouchy like you bus touts/conductors in APC shouting change. Never mind we rock we dont enter bus we use taxis. Agberoo continue cursing,touting,whining,lamenting,fighting,hating,agitating,fidgeting,alarming,swearing,abusing,accusing while we take the crown to GEJ and after 2019 we will crown Nuhu Ribadu from the North who is in PDP. Take heart. You guys are the ones extorting monies in Lagos and you think Nigerians are foolish to enthrone take you to the Federal Governemnt??Your sins cry to heaven, the blood of the innocent killed so you score a political point reaches the Heaven and GOD will vindicate Dr Ebele Jonathan. Watch and see how God will deal with goliath!!!
LOL.... PASTOR WEY DON TURN OKEI NMOR AND ALFA
ReplyDeleteMayb he us tinkn hz chance of winning is 70-30...lool
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#FailBuhari 14th draws near. If you're voting remember these facts:
Delete1) In 2 years Buhari spent in power he didn't build a single university
2) Buhari Sacked more than 50,000 Civil servants and cut
allowance of lecturers in 1984
leading to brain drain.
3) Buhari re- introduced payment of school fees in all schools. He also banned school feeding program.
4) Buhari's failed economic policy caused alot of hardship to Nigerians. Many cried while queueing for their portions of scarce commodities like rice,sugar, salt, milk and toiletries
5) Buhari critised Federal Govt for being harsh on bokoharam members
6) Under Buhari's watch,Islamic terror group called Maitasine slaughter more than 5,000 Nigerians with mere Bow and Arrow yet they say the Old man can defeat his Bokoboys
7) Buhari Increased Nigeria externel debt by $3billion in just 1 years. Drove up Inflation by 41% , one of the worst in the history of Nigeria
8) Buhari used gun to attempt to
force down prices of goods in
1984. What a novice in
Economics.
9) Buhari is an Islamist who want sharia to be enforced all over Nigeria
10) He is also a jihadist
11) Buhari promised blood bath if he does not win elections
12) Buhari ask his supporters to Kill anybody that tries to rig 2011 election as a result led to the killing of many youth corpers.
GEJ till 2019
Delete.👏BIG BROTHER SAYS SO.👏
To lead Nigerians ain't gonna b easy. Linda take note!
DeleteDis Anonymous person ehn, God save u say ur name isn't on, am very sure u were not even born den nd u dnt knw wat u r sayn. Hw am I not sure if is even one of dis pdp politicians slf dats has been sendn dis message.
DeleteGod bless you. Vote wisely. GEJ TILL 2019
DeleteDis VP is not a politician@all.
DeleteHe is already fed up as if saying in his mind "I can't wait 4 all dis to come to an end even if we lose, no problem".
I believe you are the only one in Nigeria this period. Bcos only you hv this info....smh
DeleteAnon 11:34....u re not wise at all. Read your own post again and u will understand. If you fail to see it, then and only then will I show u. Always do research before posting stuff. Copy copy doesn't do u any good.
DeleteHe's thinking of how to save this country from the present state of corruption and mismanagement. A good Leader thinks before he acts. Ride on Osinbajo.
DeleteI wouldn't know linda bcos am not on his mind.
DeleteIf I don't succeed, will people sti listen to me as a pastor?
DeleteI can't believe Buhari publicly called me Osibade. So this man doesn't even know my name!!!
DeleteMr Anonymous u forgot to add missing $20 billion dollars report that Jonathan is sitting on.You forgot to add N10 billion spent on private jets.You forgot to add the$13 million dollars case Patience Jonathan had with EFCC while as 1st lady of Bayelsa.You forgot to add the depletion of our foreign reserves.And please explain how Patience Jonathan built her mighty hotel in Bayelsa which was the venue for traditional wedding of their first daughter.
Delete"Why can't my feet reach the ground? This stool is highly unflattering"...
DeleteHummm!
DeleteD guy already knows he is on a suicide mission. If APC wins, he is going 2 b killed & replaced with a hausa. Lollzzzzz. Bros na only u waka come ooooooo.
Delete#dtsnoneofmybiz
Dat anonymous must be a lunatic
DeletePdp will win dis election
ReplyDelete.Buhari vs Jonathan: Check out the Difference
Delete*********************
(1) ANARCHY:
* Gen. Buhari:
- "2015 'll be bloody" - Buhari
- "Kill anybody that tries to rig 2011 election," Buhari
*President Goodluck:
- "My political Ambition not worth any Nigerian's blood" - GEJ
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(2) BIGOTRY & Tribalism:
*Gen. Buhari:
- "Stop killing bokoharam members"- Buhari (2 june 2013)
- "Muslim must vote only people who can defend islam" Gen. Buhari (2001)
- "Why are Yorubas killing my people?"Gen Buhari
- "We Will continue To Fight To Spread Sharia Across And In All The States In Nigeria - Gen. Buhari
*President Goodluck:
- Nigerians must unite against Bokoharam" - Jonathan (May 28 2014)
(2) ELECTION RIGGING:
* Gen. Buhari:
- " Any political party that complain of election rigging are those parties that lack the resources to rig"......Gen Buhari( Jan 1984).
*President Goodluck:
- " I set the stage for free and fair elections by constituting an electoral commission comprising of Nigerians with impeccable credentials for firmness and incorruptibility." GEJ(September 17,2010)
*********************
(4) CORRUPTION:
* Gen Buhari:
- Accused of Stealing $2.8billion. Jailed Fela for calling him thief. Money later found in his London Bank account
*President Goodluck:
- Set up auditing firm to probe NNPC for an alleged missing fund. Did not harass his critics
*********************
(6) ARROGANCE & INTOLERANCE:
* Gen.Buhari: - "Nigerians are useless. Nigerians are senseless. Nigerians are indicipline "-
Gen Buhari 1984.
- Banned Muslim leaders from traveling abroad.
- Kidnapped and drugged Umar diko for revealing his involvement in coup plot.
- Jailed his critics.
*President Goodluck:
-Everybody criticed him - No problem.
*********************
(7) POVERTY AND HUNGER:
* Gen.Buhari:
Under buhari, Nigerians cried queueing for their portions of scarce commodities like rice,sugar, salt, milk and toiletries.
*President Goodluck:
- 2014 Global Hunger Index published by international food Policy Research Institute in October 2014, showed with verifiable data that Nigeria's hunger levels dropped from 16.3 in 2005 to 15 in 2013 and 14.1 in 2014.
(8) INFRASTRUTURE:
*Gen.Buhari:
-Stopped Lagos state goverment from constructing a Metro rail in 1983. Told lagosians "he doesnt care a d**m" about their Rail project.
*President Goodluck: -Built fully Air conditioned fast train for Lagosians.
********************
(9) ECONOMY
*Gen.Buhari: -Increased Nigeria externel debt by $3billion in just 1 years. Drove up Inflation by 41% , one of the worst in the history of Nigeria. His economic policy led to many
job losses, closure of companies and massive migration of Nigeria's professional to countries like Saudi arabia and Europe.
*President Goodluck:
- Met inflation at 15%, brought it below to 9%
*********************
(10)WELFARE:
*Gen Buhari:
-Sacks 50,000 Civil servants and Cut
allowance of lecturers in 1984
leading to brain drain.
*President Goodluck:
-Jonathan cut his own personal salary by 25% and increased civil servants pay by 100%
*********************
(11)EDUCATION:
*Gen.Buhari:
-In 2 years Buhari spent in power he didn't build a single university or Almajiri school.
*President Goodluck:
Jonathan built 12
Universities and more than 100 Almajiri schl in his first 2 years
Lol.....he is like....
DeleteChaai..... I know say me and @Buhari no go win
Wetin go be my gain now ooo
He he he
@Galore
Ohhhh pls tell dem!!!!GEJ for me...
DeleteAnon 11:37
DeleteWe Don hear you. if the thing vex you, come collect my pvc for my house so you can use it to vote in Jonathan. But for me oo na BUHARI/OSINBAJO.
If only you understand the phrase "no risk no reward". For me am willing to take the risk
#One Man one vote
I would have just remained my under G pastor / fashola boi and be eating my loot small small o🙆
DeleteHOW TRUE IS THIS????
DeleteOh plsss! I'm tired of reading ur cock and bull story. All junk gists!! Buhari is our only option to ignite a positive change in Nigeria. If he performs poorly, we vote in another person in 4yrs time, simple!! Mac10...
DeleteGEJ till I collapse, no GEJ, no Nigerians future... God bless Anony...
DeleteSee how jobless you are in this ur Gej regime..if you had a job and employed, you won't have time to write this satanic epistle you have here, what in the world!!!! Pls contact ur Gej to give a decent job.
DeleteIts just pass 11am and I have drank 9 bottles of orijin from my fridge already.
ReplyDeleteWhat am I ?
Photo caption::
#BoredWithLife
U re a boy...wasted tho
DeleteLol.
DeleteOsinbajo is like: Why did I get myself involved in this mess in the first place?
He is thinking"honestly this chair is too big for me".
Deletefirst to comment
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#LIBBOO
' This chair is as uncomfortable as Buhari at a thanksgiving service '.
DeleteThis research was carried out when President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GEJ) asked the former of Governor Central Bank of Nigeria Sanusi Lamido Sanusi (SLS) to resign his post for allegedly leaking a letter SLS wrote to GEJ stating that $49.8 Billion US was yet to be remitted by the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) into the nation coffers.
DeleteAfter some reconciliation efforts by the Finance Ministry, CBN and NNPC, the unremitted money was agreed to be some figure between $12 Billion US and $10.9 Billion US.
Afterwards, SLS insisted it was more in the region of $20Billion. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala (NOI) the Minster of Finance and the Coordinating Minister of Economy set up an audit of the missing funds by PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) Audit firm and the report was promised to be ready by October, 2014. PwC claims the report is ready but the Federal Government is yet to release it to the public.
I had to wonder, what is the real value of $10 Billion US (note how I am being conservative and not going above $10 Billion).
See for yourself http://www.nairaland.com/2067016/photos-10-billion-us-dollars
#Swagdaddy
ReplyDeleteMR EDDY said.
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"I'm done wif u GMB" buhahahahahahahaha osheshe bere!
ReplyDeleteO serious. Lol
Deleteif i ever win this election,eehh.
ReplyDeleteMR EDDY said.
DeleteThat man is just day dreaming.
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Election 2015
ReplyDeleteVice President too be.
ReplyDeleteAm I doing the right thing? Is this man using my head? What if APC fails?
ReplyDeleteHeaven on Earth
MR EDDY said.
DeleteOnly if his weak brain could think such.
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ReplyDeleteMoney money money
ReplyDeletemake him talk....
ReplyDelete#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE
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ReplyDeleteKikiki..swagerlicious Daddy
ReplyDeleteLol. many things in his mind oo.
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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone
Lol....FeBuhari 2015
ReplyDeleteHe is thinking about the many problems of Nigeria. He is thinking if he can cope with the many situations in the country. May God give him strength!
ReplyDeleteMay you succeed all your life. Amen
DeleteTHE ONLY PERSONS WITH VISION, THIS WAS HOW SOLOMON PONDERED AND PAY ED TO GOD FOR WISDOM....ONLY PEOPLE BLINDED BY DARKNESS CAN SEE THAT NIGERIA's problems is worth thinking deep about be cos their Gej keeps laughing at their faces and never thinks for the best for the people and nation.
DeleteSitting on the throne....
ReplyDeleteLol feb 14th
ReplyDeleteThinking..Bobo yi gbagbe oruko mi ni sha. ..
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha...abi o
DeleteChaiiii. He be like na so Jona go take win dis election despite all our strategies by electing me as a Christian 2 deceive d public. Lol oneandonlynwa@gmail.con
ReplyDeleteChei!!! This people will make me offend god oh!!!
ReplyDeleteChei, Buhari pronounced my name wrongly.
ReplyDeleteLol have no idea but he looks like the Biafra Warlord Ojukwu in that picture #justanobservation
ReplyDelete" like seriously this man called me Osinbade". Espeaklekwe!
ReplyDelete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Lolz.....confusion ga adumadikwa ne etiti ya na buhari!!!
DeleteThis man is too old pls bt...
ReplyDeletethat he will win the upcoming election lol....
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ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Chai, so if i become vice president i go dey really enjoy all this groove..... Well, my God no dey sleep...... Hahahahahaha..
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
He was like Hmmmm...These politicians.
ReplyDeleteNigerian politics,nawa Oh!lolz
buhari forgot his name during a rally it is wot fit dem
ReplyDeleteSo na so life? Like joke like joke, I fit be president!
ReplyDeletePDP will win 2015 and it's painful
ReplyDelete"when someone is up Testifying and you know they are lying"
ReplyDeleteLol That's his problem!
ReplyDeleteso them give am tittle them nor give me abi ,ok na i dey vex lol...........richlyblessed007@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteHa! This Jonathan don enter one chance o. We are going to show him. But this armless dress though, dont they see there is cold?
ReplyDeleteIf gmb nor remember my name now, wetin go come happen if we enter Aso Rock? Na 2 month advance appointment notice I go need to see am?
ReplyDelete" I feel like dumping this shit politic, too many lies"
ReplyDelete@linda most of ur reader re suffering and smiling
ReplyDeleteAll about the elections #LOL
ReplyDeleteHow d hell did i get mysef involved in all dis? Shit!!!!
ReplyDeleteNigerians! I hope say dem no GI betray sha. Make money no waste o!!
ReplyDeleteO boy I short o, and this old thing can't even pronounce my name right. This kind forgetful memory no go help our campaign oh. Chai, God will see us. Hmmm!
ReplyDeletewat im i doing here
ReplyDeleteThis Buhari Guy don fall my hand sha. How could he 4get my name!!!
ReplyDeleteHe is regreting why he came under buhari, I wish na PDP, E for make sense oh..lol
ReplyDeleteThis election sef!
ReplyDeleteKAI... THIS JONA GUY GET LEVELS O... I CANT SEE HOW ME AND BUHARI WOULD WIN THIS THING
ReplyDeleteChoi na so I see Aso rock gate, but no enter
ReplyDeleteLmao...wicked shit
DeleteAT THE CROSS ROAD
ReplyDeleteFor sure apc will fail
ReplyDeleteNa Jeje i dey o,dey do pro bono cases for my APC collegue,pay dey no go pay,na dem say dey wan pay in kind,turn me to V.P ,now i can't minister to better people wey dey banana island,na so te BRT i dey enter,dey chop kola wey they must first give to ancestor wey no dey rest...I love Nigeria,but if the Oga Buhari no know my name can't he just asked,tommorow now it is the call me a VP pastor or a Political Pastor..Baba God na your hand i dey so
ReplyDeleteNa Jeje i dey o,dey do pro bono cases for my APC collegue,pay dey no go pay,na dem say dey wan pay in kind,turn me to V.P ,now i can't minister to better people wey dey banana island,na so te BRT i dey enter,dey chop kola wey they must first give to ancestor wey no dey rest...I love Nigeria,but if the Oga Buhari no know my name can't he just asked,tommorrow now it is either they call me a VP pastor or a Political Pastor..Baba God na your hand i dey so
ReplyDeletewhich kind wahala i put myself inside
ReplyDeleteAki&Paw Paw
ReplyDeleteHow could Buhari forget my name ehn? How could he?! Have i ever forgotten his own name?! Thats what he was thinking, lol!
ReplyDeleteOgbeni gbagbe oruko mi ni sha! Is this Buhari really that dull? Kai! I don enter one chance oooo!
ReplyDeleteO maseo! He can't even be bothered with my name, God what have I done!!!? What manner of vice president?
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to get to d helm of affairs(the throne)
ReplyDeleteO maseo! He can't even be bothered with my name, God what have I done!!!? What manner of vice president?
ReplyDeleteNna ehn..this man short o..lol..na him sabi wetin him dey think jare...#CHANGE# #2015
ReplyDeleteOh No! Politics is not meant for me. From the occultic stuffs attached, it's quite obvious I don't belong here.
ReplyDeleteChoi, I don enter one chance.
ReplyDeleteChii hope am not wasting my time and money can we overthrone pdp in this election..
ReplyDeleteHw come buhari called me osinbade instead of osinbajo this man don fall our hand
....JOSHSAYSO...LIB...FAN
i no sure say APC go win o, what will bcom of me wen PDP wins?
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha
every body wanting to be a big ogaranya! nobody want to sit down dey look ogaranya
ReplyDeleteCaption is "THE IDIOT (BUHARI) NO EVEN KNOW MY NAME"
ReplyDeleteIt's past lunch break and he's still talking. .
ReplyDeleteHOW DO I KNOW WHAT'S ON HIS MIND LINDA.........TELL ME IF YOU KNOW SHA
ReplyDeleteIf SOMEONE is;
ReplyDeleteJ = Just
O = On
N = Negative
A = Assignments
T = To
H = Harm
A = All
N = Nigerians
THEN we must also find someone who will
B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hope
A = And
R = Remove
I = Incompetence
WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO!!!!
ReplyDeleteCaption: Abeg talk quick make i go, service dey dis evening...
ReplyDelete"I use to have a normal life"
ReplyDeleteNawa oooooo Dis Old man no sabi My Name. There is God ooooooooo GBM.
ReplyDeleteoga o
ReplyDeleteHe must be thinking,'uneasy lies the head that wears the crown!'.. Hahahaha...Wow, He looks like david in that big goliath Chair/throne.lol
ReplyDeleteHow to move Nigeria forward
ReplyDeleteThis too shall pass...
ReplyDeleteVery hilarious...
ReplyDeleteTo me I believe he is just doing dis VP election just fr d formalities.
For crying out loud, dis man is not a politician.
Definitely he wil b praying all dis should b all over soon.
He looks like a baby in the chair stool and all
ReplyDeleteHe is beginning 2 reason well...
ReplyDeleteHMMMMMMMMMM THE MAN IS WONDERING WHAT THE OUTCOME OF THE ELECTION WILL BE"""""" JC
ReplyDeleteHMMMMMMMMMM THE MAN IS WONDERING WHAT THE OUTCOME OF THE ELECTION WILL BE"""""" JC
ReplyDeleteHow I come end up with all these crooks them. Na waoo.?
ReplyDeleteII GBANYERE AKA N' AGBA N' ECHE ONYE, NWOKE IBE'M JEBE OLU OOOO.... SING ALONG WITH ME
ReplyDelete"I am doing the right thing?"
ReplyDeleteNigeria will be a complete God forsaken nation if GEJ wins...
ReplyDeleteNigeria's future?
ReplyDeleteYou all ethnic bigot can continue The propaganda ,suffering & smiling.
ReplyDeleteTalking of change, Changing my mind now is not even an option. I have been shown so much of the ugly side. If only I had an idea. God please forgive me.
ReplyDeleteTalking of change, Changing my mind now is not even an option. I have been shown so much of the ugly side. If only I had an idea. God please forgive me.
ReplyDeleteFebruary14th dey his mind
ReplyDelete"I've seen the son of darkness with my own eyes. Buhari is mixed. He's half satan and half lucifer. Buhari is the anti-Christ. What have I done? What have I gotten myself into? I'm so, so spineless and I can't challenge Buhari, the bully, barbarian, tyrant and egomaniac, or might set Fulani herdsmen on me. People accused President Goodluck Jonathan of saying that Buhari can't remember his own phone number. Just the other day, that hopeless, filthy and unreliable Buhari got my name wrong. He might as well have called me a PODDLE. I'm so angry with him. That fcukin mallam forgot my name! Now I know why he's failed to publicly declare his educational credentials. A Presidential candidate that can't even remember my name, his VP (VICE PODDLE). May God save Nigeria from Buhari. I must be insignificant or "Born - to - Rule" Buhari is truly BRAINLESS. Buhari is so desperate to gain power that if voted in, he'd carry out a coup on himself just to remain in power. I'm Buhari's lapdog. That's it. I feel used. I feel worthless. I can't believe I got fooled into being a lapdog of a Fulani goat herder that wants to bully his way into power. Buhari might as well use an armoured tank to do a smash and grab on Aso Rock. I don't see how an Islamist will get into the seat of power. I had no idea that that son of a b!tch hates my guts for being "an educated infidel." I won't vote for satan. I won't vote for lucifer. I won't vote for Boko Haram. I won't vote for Buhari." - Professor Osinbajo.
ReplyDeleteTo all GEJ supporters, may God run your life the way GEJ is running this country pls say amen
ReplyDelete#I know this throne does not fit me but lemme just play along with sick GMB sha until we gallantly lose to PDP on Valentine's day.
ReplyDelete#I know this throne does not fit me but lemme just play along with sick GMB sha until we gallantly lose to PDP on Valentine's day.
ReplyDeleteImagine buhari Yaro forget my name. Tinubu Na u cause this wahala o
ReplyDeleteAre you sure i am in the right place. This old papa that cannot even pronounce my name correctly. Is it too late to quit ? Had I known.
ReplyDelete#I know this throne does not fit me but lemme just play along with sick GMB sha until we gallantly lose to PDP on Valentine's day.
ReplyDeleteHe's regretin accepting Thienubu's offer of running as the V.P for APC because they have made him lie and back slide as a Pastor. He's thinking what to answer God after all the bad things he has said about GEJ's government because of election APC will fail. And he's affraid Buhari will kill him after the election for not convincing redeem members to vote for them. #Dondada
ReplyDeleteole mbge oga ebi (when will it end)
ReplyDeletena so this maga call me osinbade
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's actually thinking. His asking God in his heart 2 allow Dede Goodluck to win.
ReplyDeletelol....with that expression his tot is HOW DO WE START..
ReplyDelete"this chair na small. VP seat na my portion. make i dey practice"
ReplyDeleteThis Buhari for just step down as VP and let me be the Presidential candidate, am I not too big for VP position?
ReplyDeletelol!! u sure say we go win dis election so?
ReplyDeleteThis Buhari should step down as VP self and allow me to be the Presidential Candidate, am I not too big to be VP candidate?#Charlesoz#onelove
ReplyDeleteD tin don tire am nii.....
ReplyDeleteNna ehn dis boko guys mata na wao!
ReplyDeleteWot av I gotten myself into eh!!!
ReplyDeleteWell he's not thinking, his just praying 2 God in his heart dt Goodluck wins and become the next president.
ReplyDeleteGej 2015....pdp
ReplyDeleteJesus....What have I gotten myself into! This Nigeria palaver pass me o I beg! Divine intervention needed asap!
ReplyDelete"THE OTHER DAY, BUHARI ASKED ME TO DRINK KUNU WITH HIM. I TOLD HIM WHERE TO GO. JUST BECAUSE I'M A DWARF HE THINKS I'M A SLAVE. THE OTHER DAY HE ASKED ME TO WASH HIS CLOTHES. I TOLD HIM TO GO BACK TO HIS CAMELS" - VP, APC
ReplyDeleteOh is this how i have lost my faith? i don't belong here! I need to leave this crooks fast. I hope APC looses so i can reconcile with God and go back to my church and practice
ReplyDeleteThe man is saying ...chai i don die ooo mogbe so this foolish old man buhari forget my name na wa o baba Adeboye warn me o.
ReplyDeleteKaii dem give me chair wey big pass me and because of this gathering I no fit eat that eba
ReplyDelete"Buhari's IQ is at a 10 grade level. You have to pull out a chalkboard and explain things to him. Spastic. He's so incompetent and uncoordinated. Shm. He's so pathetic. Even though I'm a dwarf, Buhari is not at my level. I should leave him behind." - Prof. Osinbajo
ReplyDeleteHe looks overwhelmed already...maybe he's wondering what he's doing on that big chair in the first place.
ReplyDeleteWHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MY SELF INTO?
ReplyDeleteLol ... What jona is cooking up fr them.
ReplyDeleteHw did buhari forget my name..choi,it means am nt important to him na...dis one we no win e dy forget my name if we win nko mayb him go forget say I dy aso rock wif am oh...I don enta one chance chai..Vote for PDP...
ReplyDeletelike seriously! wat if I dont win ,wat wil happen 2 me? wil der b refundables? #3 tins on his mind.
ReplyDeletelike seriously! wat if I dont win ,wat wil happen 2 me? wil der b refundables? #3 tins on his mind.
ReplyDeleteAbati Kazeem i will rather say amen to that cos GEJ rules . He is not grouchy like you bus touts/conductors in APC shouting change. Never mind we rock we dont enter bus we use taxis. Agberoo continue cursing,touting,whining,lamenting,fighting,hating,agitating,fidgeting,alarming,swearing,abusing,accusing while we take the crown to GEJ and after 2019 we will crown Nuhu Ribadu from the North who is in PDP. Take heart. You guys are the ones extorting monies in Lagos and you think Nigerians are foolish to enthrone take you to the Federal Governemnt??Your sins cry to heaven, the blood of the innocent killed so you score a political point reaches the Heaven and GOD will vindicate Dr Ebele Jonathan. Watch and see how God will deal with goliath!!!
ReplyDeleteDont worry sir, the time is almost here.
ReplyDeleteHe looks afraid of the chair
ReplyDeletethe sit he wants is to big for him, look at how big the one he is sitting on is.
ReplyDeleteWhich wahala I come enter so.
ReplyDeletecontinue talking i'll pretend i am listening while i strategize on what to do next because CHANGE IS HERE TO STAY
ReplyDeleteHe's wondering hw they can win next month election. Cos it isn't going to b easy.
ReplyDeleteFor a right thinking leader, there must be a lot to think about with the level of decay in this country
ReplyDeleteDaddy When are we goin home. I'm tired!
ReplyDeleteNA FORCE DEM FORCE ME O! I NO WANT!
ReplyDeletecyber knight na ekwu
Jejemi jejemi jejemi mo joko mi o toro abuku lowo re ( in aiyefele's voice).
ReplyDeleteA lot on my mind...
ReplyDeleteSee me see gobe.
ReplyDelete"Gosh! I am really short"
ReplyDeleteHow I go take be VP?
ReplyDeleteUhm....will Nigerian politics erase my name from the book of life?
ReplyDelete"Which kain wahala I put for my head o" chai
ReplyDeleteCan't think of a caption, but he looks like a small child sitting in his fathers chair
ReplyDeleteLike play, like play I don take style dey wake enter Aso Rock! He seems to be thinking....
ReplyDeleteO boy, this shoes wey I wan enter take style big ooooooo, lol!
ReplyDeleteA buffoon on his self-made throne, daydreaming.
ReplyDelete