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Monday 14 July 2014

Rapper Andre Johnson is now... Penisless

Here's an update on rapper Andre Johnson who made headlines this past April when he cut off his own penis and jumped off a building (read here). He survived that mess but he's now penisless!

Yesterday Andre spoke to E! News exclusively about why he cut off his penis...and how he's living life without it.
"Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god...Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god."
There were reports that doctors were able to reattach Andre's penis, but he said that isn't true. 
"Doctor's weren't able to repair anything. But, it still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works. It's not the size of the prize, it's the motion of the ocean. There's no mystery to it, but they couldn't reattach it. A penis is a penis is a penis."
"I wasn't having that much sex up to that point anyways. My days of reproducing are over. But now I'm a reborn man." Continue...

Andre recalls the incident...
"I didn't want to kill myself. That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts...I'm alive, penis or no penis."
"I had a psychologist I was seeing after I was released from hospital but I was quickly okayed after they said I had all my marbles...the lights were on in the attic."
"People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter. But now, in retrospect, the truth must be told."
"Me and RZA (his music label) came to an understanding. I still write music, but I love comedy and we're going to have a Wu-Tang writing team. I'm going to do stand up along with making music."

106 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh no how did all the money go down the drain?
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Anonymous said...

strangeeeee







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dhobiz said...

He's delusional

Anonymous said...

That's right. Life gives you lemons and you make lemonade. He's over his lost penis. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Linda ikeji, all this PENIS talk is making me hungry #gay anonymous#

Anonymous said...

Why would any man in his right mind, cut off the most beautiful part of their body. #gay anonymous#

Anonymous said...

Crazy fella #bright bravo#

Anonymous said...

From now on, u will be sitting down to piss. Sorry for you #gay anonymous#

Anonymous said...

What of his balls. Wetin happen to they.

Unknown said...

Hmmm! He's a psycho.... Nways a lot of gals out there can still eat ur butt like its burger. Ask drake! It feels good.....Smh!

Anonymous said...

Please next

Anonymous said...

You're now a woman. Welcome to womanhood, the next step is for you to add breast just like that idiot miss sahara.

Toronto Finest said...

Werey jatijati..god of madness

Debbie Chelsea said...

K

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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What this dude is smoking is not available here on planet earth i swear and for the record unman(he is no longer a man) yu are doomed for life.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Dis is a very hash decision to make but d bible says. ' That anytin dat will not make u enter d kingdom of God shld be cut off be it ur eyes,ur right hand etc.' I feel for dis handsome dude.

Unknown said...

Crazy guy!
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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Only God knows how big he was


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Anonymous said...

Linda... u and this your penis this n penis that, e be like say u go sabi d thing... ooh i see, u dunno as e dey do them as u never marry... no qualms u can get vibrator atleast for u to hv some feelings... #Ashewothingsdeyurbody#

Anonymous said...

Is it for real. Pretex4luv@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

The man sounds crazy.

yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com said...

Oh dear, what I can say?

Emmanuel Ayeni said...

I just think the guy has gone nuts.
Isn't that the height of hallucination,confusion and disillusion??? May God save him from himself

Unknown said...

Lol!!!! Ok na

SouthEastern said...

Hmm, you might as well kill your
self, not a man and not a woman either. What a world!

#God answers all prayers#
Happy moments - Praise God, Difficult moments-Seek God,
Quiet moments -Worship God, Painful moments-Trust God,
Every moment - Thank God.

Hismajesty said...

I am sure he was high during this interview because if he was normal he wouldn't be talking like this... He was in control while taking drugs and he cut off is Penis.. Funny. but Linda this ur blog na so so Penis, dick, sex i just dey read today oo was up wit you? Are you honey or something?

Olubukola Ozone said...

Can dis man be crazier? See wetin hin dey talk for mouth... Yeye

Unknown said...

Mstcheewww crazy nigga

APPLE said...

The witches in his village are very powerful…hmmm..

Anonymous said...

if ur penis will stop u from enter in to the kingdom of God it off, it is better for u to enter in to the kingdom of God penisless than to enter hell fire with 8inches long d****k well done bro.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY%

Anonymous said...

He is crazy n stupid..

Anonymous said...

Well, I couldn't live without my penis

Anonymous said...

eleyi ti ya were ooo

Unknown said...

Eyyah. Sorry man, OYO is ur case. Prickless? Omg! Never.

Unknown said...

Soooo no more sexxxxxx aaaah na wa ooo e no go funny oooo

Anonymous said...

That's what you get when you smoke shii.

alaanu titilayo said...

Seems dis guy is kind of high on cheap drugs.

Unknown said...

Loolzzzzz

SVC said...

Issokay....IT Ä°Åž WELL!

ary said...

The man don jonze! He must have hallucinated and chopped off his member! I bet he regrets it, wanna bet he attempts suicide again.

Anonymous said...

Mumu who tell u say na smoke anumpama

Unknown said...

sound funny to me
but no comment



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Anonymous said...

Over to the morons who always cite what they do abroad as the basis for their nudity. Oya, cut off your penis and breasts like this mad man.

♥ ȊƦȋƺȟ ƘƦȋϻ ♥ said...

Kk dis sounds realy crazy bt anyways sha wsh him we'll since he is hpy wthout it bt I hpe he hz a child or 2...

Anonymous said...

Linda go fuck abeg.....u don dey make your conji too obvious

Anonymous said...

Wow! Is this guy okay? Don't think so tho... Any how thank God he didn't die.

Collins insider said...

I'm tink d next tym it wil b a girl's face dat he'll try to cut off all in d name of tryin to make heaven. Dis man is stil sick nd shud b taken 2 an asylum where his likes ar!!!

Anonymous said...

chai so no straffing for you be that?dude your life will be fucking bored.how do you cope with that

Tri. said...

Dude is obviously cuckoo.

Unknown said...

Eat ur balls sucker!!!!!

Unknown said...

D fact dat u ride chopper doesn't give u any right to call a man names simply cus he's penisless! He's a man more dan u are till U climb down dat toy 4 kids! Ikorogo! Na u find me cum oh! Hehe!

Unknown said...

people keep doing funny n wierd things everyday. for real the end of days are really near!!!
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Unknown said...

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Anonymous said...

Exactly!

Anonymous said...

Please d bible says to stop doing things dat gets u in trouble not physically cut your body. Your body is God's temple. It's a sin to cause harm to it. Too many people misunderstand d bible a lot

Unknown said...

This guy must be sick

Unknown said...

Ur husband or ur BF no get phone? Onisekuse omo kekere. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥ 

Anonymous said...

He doesn't sound all together in the head. Man yi ti wo werey mehn!!!

Dee Tee said...

...LESSONS to all 'faggots' if care is not taken, angels of the lord will cut off your phallus and will never be able to commit your satanic acts... Lol...

Unknown said...

You don't have to cut ur penis to go celibate. Whatever happened to self control. This boy is not well as far as I'm concerned.

Unknown said...


When you grow back some cock then i can listen to u ...till then ,GTF outta ma sight p***y .

Amarachukwu. said...

Ahhhhhh,that man is crazy.

Unknown said...

This guy is really crazy o... d devil in him is greater than d one in hell

Unknown said...

Madness...tnk God ur alive
Ugochi4luv25@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Anything dat will make you not to enter the kingdom of God should be cut off....sorry, hv to make d correction.

Anonymous said...

bizarre...patoswife@gmail.com

DOBY DOBY said...

Nne dats nt wat d bible meant.. y wnt al of use cut off our tongue we use in tellin lies.. its jus lyk a parable

Unknown said...

WoW

Unknown said...

Its spelt "Horny"
Thank me now!!

Anonymous said...

Pure sheer madness !!!

Unknown said...

this is very unthinkable decision, I just hope you won't regret bcos that is in what the bible say, you can dead to the demand of that bcos verything God provide, is for a purpose. may God help you

barry9ice said...

Dis dude is good men, he actually follow d part of d scripture dt says if any part of ur body will make u forfeit d kingdom of God cut it off. I once thought of dis as a solution to my pre-marital sex. But with strong determination, God was able to help me out.

lotanna said...

No be penny_less na penis_less. Him no get prick again!!

Anonymous said...

no more bitches to screw nigga.. so go get ur ass fucked ...hahahahahahahahahaha..#controlMan..lol

Unknown said...

His choice

Unknown said...

this guy is sooooo sick in the brain. he needs TB Jousha for healing.

Neeqilata said...

Penis-less not penniless. I must admit I read penniless initially

Livvsreamblog said...

Wetin we no go hear

Anonymous said...

Lmao!

Anonymous said...

god indeed. Some guys really need to cut off their's due to abuse. That's the most sweetest/bitter thing God created in man. It can be tamed,but some guys do reason from there. He's gonna be fat like a castrated he goat.

Anonymous said...

Andre Needs Prayers. (Linda's Man)

Unknown said...

Dis man no well na...


C.E.O

Laide said...

We thank God for ur life.Half bread is better than none at least u still have the stump.

Anonymous said...

Ok..av never heard anyfn like dis before. Dis is maddddd. Oyindamolaharvey@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Did u read d writeup @ all PENIS not penny thank me now

ELVINO said...

He even know say na demon dey pursue am.....Thank God u still have ur tongue...make good use of it like Drake and she will still love u...#NA ME TALK AM COME BEAT ME#

Anonymous said...

Did u even read d news at all. U didn't even get d heading right. Quite a shame.

Anonymous said...

THE GUY cited his reasons though. Why is everyone calling him man? Sex was probably ruining his life and knowing how weak men can be, he couldn't control it. And clearly he already jada kid or two as he said 'no more reproducing for me' to each his own yo! He did what he had to do

Unknown said...

He's lost for real... BS

dessymal said...

xo xoo sorry..Mr. god

Unknown said...

Sorry na ur name

NaNcY DreW said...

If u ad read tro u wud know is PENIS LESS NOT PENNYLESS. All I can say abt dis rapper guy is Kuku kuku crAzzzzzzY highness got him 2 dis point. theon greyjoy game of thrones "reek"

Anonymous said...

Wen did "penisless" now come in place of "pennyless"...do try to read the full story and not headlines next time..

Anonymous said...

U are not ok. May God have mercy on you. Ua calling urself a god. Dobis 112

Anonymous said...

End times are here. Salama.mallam@yahoo.com

NaNcY DreW said...

Kuku kuku crazzzzzzY
Reminds me theon greyjoy "reek". 4rm G.O.T.

NaNcY DreW said...

Kuku kuku crazzzzzzY
Reminds me theon greyjoy "reek". 4rm G.O.T.

Anonymous said...

The man head no correct samsam! Onyekababyface@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

dickless mad man,,,mteeeww aunty linda another story I beg

@nicki bliz said...

@anon 10:58 u just open u no evn read u just comment nawaooo na so we go dey dey?? Lwkmd.

Unknown said...

This is complete madness

Anonymous said...

Hooray you are now famous for smoking ganja and losing your manhood. There is no replacement.

Ifeoma Adeyinka said...

Mehn, the crack he is on must be come real ish!!!

Toronto Finest said...

Now I get it... you have lots of problems. So only kids ride on bicycles? Wow.. what village are you from? You need to leave naija before you start biting trees.. So bushy... lol

Anonymous said...

Lollll

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