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If I woke up as a man, the first thing I will do is...'have an orgasm'. #dropsmicandwalksaway!
at 7/13/2014 12:46:00 pm

153 comments:

  1. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 12:51

    Runaway. Pretex4luv@yahoo.com

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  2. Aphrodite13 July 2014 at 12:51

    Lwkmd! Linda u gorrit right, i will first wank off the early morning Boner, not dt i don't get d orgasm weneva i want to as a lady, all i need is a Nice touch on d Clit, lol. But it will be good to know wat avn a Boner feels lyk.

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  3. BONARIO NNAGS13 July 2014 at 12:53

    I will sleep again,till ai come back as a man.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. NaNcY DreW13 July 2014 at 17:13

      Vice Versa buh linda ur tots re crazY

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  4. Unknown13 July 2014 at 12:55

    I'll check how big my prick is..

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  5. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 12:56

    Linda asewo ni e o...

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  6. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:00

    God forbids, should it happens I will take rat poison.I love being a man.

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    1. Unknown13 July 2014 at 16:10

      Hahahahaha this has just made my sunday lol

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    2. haters-slayer13 July 2014 at 17:09

      i will faint and wake again to find myself normal again.

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  7. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:00

    Lol @ Linda. O babe, u need a correct generous man jor.

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  8. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:00

    SLEEP....so i can wake up again as a man

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  9. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:01

    Linda ikeji ashewoooo
    Orgasm on a sunday? Smh

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  10. Nneka13 July 2014 at 13:05

    I will impregnate some sexy grls. Hahahahahah.

    Linda sef!! U and orgasm.
    Don't worry, u"ll have one soon.

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  11. bbm 7439955a13 July 2014 at 13:05

    Wow. I will go back to bed. Sleep. ENGR Emy

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  12. Mischievous13 July 2014 at 13:05

    I'm so glad that I'm a man:-)

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  13. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:08

    Crazy linda

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  14. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:08

    For real the first thing i will do is scream then crosscheck and look for the nearest pastor.


    See How 3 Nigerians were Jailed In The UK For Using ''Juju'' For Sexual Exploitation

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  15. Bosslady13 July 2014 at 13:08

    Me too Lindiwe...I will f**k soo hard....

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  16. @MEETD®EALEVANS™13 July 2014 at 13:10

    Dunno, don't ever want to be a girl...u shud ask Onynx...

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  17. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:11

    Lmao...bad gurl...

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  18. dhobiz13 July 2014 at 13:11

    The the hell outta my bestie

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  19. oilandgasdissertation13 July 2014 at 13:13

    Party non stop

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  20. Kofi Oppong Kyekyeku13 July 2014 at 13:13

    Cry

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  21. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:14

    If I woke up as a man, the first thing I'd do is get good head from my boy friend. He should have a taste of that. ;)

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  22. joy Egbunu13 July 2014 at 13:14

    Check d size of ma d....k!

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  23. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:15

    have sex with peter okoye!!!

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  24. bernice s13 July 2014 at 13:16

    I'll go back to bed nd pray I wake up back as a woman.(have enough orgasm as it is. Lol)

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  25. #King13 July 2014 at 13:17

    Loool..linda u ar funny..if I wake up as a girl I swear am gettin laid..I want to see how it feels..hahaha...................................#KingOfKings

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  26. krall13 July 2014 at 13:18

    Linda pervert. At ur old age

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  27. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:20

    Hahahahahahah ......if I wake up as a babe rather cute or ugly I go 1st cry ...b4 lookin gor somthin postiv
    #yara

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  28. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:23

    If I woke up as a man. I would go back to sleep bcos I don't want to b a man

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  29. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:24

    I'd pee standing up. It looks so cool, lol.

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    1. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 19:48

      Hahahahahahaha....am sure U̶̲̥̅̊ really wanna know how that feels...GEJ

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  30. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:25

    True word Linda, am with u on dat.

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  31. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:27

    Me a woman? I'll cry all day...

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  32. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:30

    I ll need to sleep again so that I can wake up as normal person. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥ 

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  33. Snow White13 July 2014 at 13:30

    Lol. Linda u wan no wetin guys dey enjoy ni

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  34. christabel 13 July 2014 at 13:32

    #picksupmic I will..................#dropsmic

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  35. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:32

    I will quickly woo as many girls as possible and then make sure I make love to so many. I will try to apply this crasy mentality of our Nigerian men who say that "MEN ARE POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE". Wink

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  36. DOBY DOBY13 July 2014 at 13:33

    Lindami 2day is sunday oo.

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  37. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:33

    I will touch my prick to be sure... nkemdirimeverista111@gmail.com

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  38. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:33

    *PickUpDMikeNdChaseHer* Linda nwa ikeji! Linda ooooooooo! Come back here! Y an orgasm? Is it dat ur r fascinated about d male orgasm or u r just sex starved? Hian!!!!!!!!! Linda.......... Ok oh! Lol! Btw, if I wake up as d opposite, I will go to church nd do thanksgiving, then go for a whole body nd wardrobe makeover! Being a man is not easy oh nd coupled wit d fact that u have to hide most of ur emotions like crying or squealing in public! As a woman, am free, free emotions, free to experiment, free to talk like I want, Wear whatever colour I want. Being a woman is being free! Being a man is just too uptight nd choking! dats y men die earlier than women, we take in too much nd not allowed to give out much.





    #GozManuel Says#

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  39. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:37

    If I woke up as a woman, the first thing I'll do is twErk

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    1. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 16:57

      Loool, But you can Twerk as a man na...

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    2. Dilara14 July 2014 at 13:45

      What if u have Miley's ass

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  40. APPLE13 July 2014 at 13:39

    I will go look for a woman to shag to know how it feels. lol

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  41. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:40

    Hehehehhehe........ Lindodo d bad pikin,well na to feel hw dem tak dey feel me na....

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  42. KWEEN13 July 2014 at 13:40

    Conclude that its a dream, go back to sleep and then wake up as myself. And Linda, try to fix this issue with loading comments. To comment on this blog now is as difficult as getting a job in Nigeria. *rme*

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  43. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:42

    I don't want to reason it oooooo, but if it happens, i will cry my life out.

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  44. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:42

    Supposing u wake up as a woman in her menstrual period. You go regret am die

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  45. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:42

    Get a blow job!


    cherry

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  46. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:46

    1. check out the size of my new penis and hope that its real big

    2. have sex asap

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  47. chiveleen13 July 2014 at 13:48

    !Lolll! Just cant help but love you the more Linda ikeji. Despite the fact that some of your blog readers talk trash and! make silly comments about you, you still live life to the fullest. Have fun joor. HAPPY SUNDAY!

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    1. B.o.B13 July 2014 at 17:03

      if you woke up with Linda's money won't you live life to the fullest no matter what bored blog readers comment? P.S. this also counts as what i will do if i woke up as a woman

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  48. Mr 3Z13 July 2014 at 13:48

    Tufiakwa its better imagined than experienced me turn 2 a woman ?Chukwu ekwela.

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  49. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 13:54

    IF I WAKE UP AS A MAN, THE 1ST THING I WILL DO,IS TO MARRY THE NEXT PERSON(LADY)I SET MY EYES ON.

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  50. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:56

    Change back!

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  51. Unknown13 July 2014 at 13:56

    Change back!!

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  52. David (dave_gino)13 July 2014 at 13:58

    Hehe. Spoilt you DoroLinda. For me, hmmm, ask Ibinabo, she hold my answer.

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  53. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:03

    For all guys we don't ever want to be a girl or a woman. Guys are right? And even if I change to a woman am gonna fuck and suck real niggaz. #lols Jopeyemi@gmail.com

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  54. Amarachukwu.13 July 2014 at 14:05

    Jamb question.

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  55. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:08

    go down on my knees and pray to God to change it.. patoswife@gmail.com

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  56. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:15

    Hehheheh very hilarious...I will first of all check if my p*nis is 8inches if not I will sleep again 2 return being abeg. I can't fit shout..lol
    ...Her Excellency....

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  57. www.meddirectng.com13 July 2014 at 14:20

    Na so you like the thing? I am just asking.

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  58. Mimi Ubini13 July 2014 at 14:23

    Same thing as yours linda, life is too short not to have one..


    www.mimiubini.com

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  59. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:27

    I would make a difference by not doing too much "shakara" for men who come after me.

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  60. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:28

    Linda, come make I cure your konji oh

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  61. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:30

    Linda. U too spoil sha. Orgasm in what way. Masturbatin?

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  62. Rauzmeiri13 July 2014 at 14:33

    Linda, e get some yans wey no fit u at all. No be d same u wey I dey see for interviews? Reserved, quiet? Except na Laura dey compose some of these yans sha.

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  63. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:34

    Getting laid, apako straight what to know how it feels to be a lady be fired...

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  64. Humphrey13 July 2014 at 14:36

    Lord please i dont wanna b a gal for a second, they r as dramatic as there period,
    NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS N WONT DIE #WORD

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  65. Unknown13 July 2014 at 14:37

    So Linda u haven't had an orgasm before? If so that's not fair.

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    1. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 19:06

      I know, I feel bad for Linda. Which guy would like to volunteer to take Mz. Linda to the cloud and back? This is a subtle cry for assistance in that department.

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  66. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:40

    Picksmic......i will definitely have sex and experience orgasm as a man. Talk2vicann@yahoo.com

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  67. Unknown13 July 2014 at 14:43

    linda lol..u don spoil finish!

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  68. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:44

    I will go back to sleep

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  69. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:44

    I promise you all, including Linda, that the first thing you'll do if you wake up as a member of the opposite sex is panic and wonder how that happened. It is too bizarre for that not to happen. Anyone that says otherwise is thinking critically about this.

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  70. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:46

    turn my new found punani into a money making machine

    YOLO!!!

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  71. Angie13 July 2014 at 14:47

    Hian!
    I'll pray for God to switch me back to myself biko...and I'll go back to sleep.


    *My R1.50c comment*

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  72. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:49

    Crazy question that can never happen #bright bravo#

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  73. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:53

    I need to chat #nllsmrt@gmail.com

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  74. Nez13 July 2014 at 14:54

    If I woke up as a woman, the first thing I will do is 'go back to sleep until further notice',cause definitely I must be a very serious fadeyi oloro for that to happen. Aunty linda, ko jhor

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  75. PRETTY GIRL13 July 2014 at 14:58

    Lmao! Linda I love you....bad geh! But guess what? I don't ever wanna imagine waking up with a d*ck, I love being a b*tch lol

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  76. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 14:58

    I will be so scared to do anything

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  77. ary13 July 2014 at 15:03

    Check the size of my boobs

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  78. angel13 July 2014 at 15:03

    I will find my ex n rape him in d ass, so that when next he wants to sleep with a woman, he will be gently, n not be an asshole.

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  79. Unknown13 July 2014 at 15:10

    Lol....Linda fear God!!!

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  80. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:11

    pee standing up lool

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  81. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:12

    have sex...i want to know the feeling from a mans persepective

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  82. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:21

    Lols linda linda!! Lols well I will have to go back to sleep,cos I cnt stand 2 be a woman.......#feeling fly as a man#Amicable

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  83. JaCkSoN13 July 2014 at 15:21

    Spoilt giel. For me I'll fall asleep again and wake up as a dude. #donteverwannabeafemale

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  84. Unknown13 July 2014 at 15:21

    I WILL DO WAT U WILL DO LINDA
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    HAPPY SUNDAY BEAUTIFUL PPLE...
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    Moye B

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  85. Unknown13 July 2014 at 15:21

    I can't jst imagin dat#ugly#

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  86. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:24

    I'll go back to sleep. #Mr Vybez#

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  87. Unknown13 July 2014 at 15:25

    I would rape my flirty gfs...lols

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  88. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:25

    Go and pee....to make sure my male anatomy is functioning well!

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  89. lotanna13 July 2014 at 15:30

    Haaa! Linda!! Chai! But..... I thought....... Na wha ooo

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  90. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:32

    What! People will now be fucking me? Hell Fucking NO!!!! I WON at life when i came into this world with a dick...Bursting all types of nuts into you females...So sweet :)

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  91. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:37

    Awww, Linda my ever so inspiring love, u've never had an orgasm? I can relate. Used to be like u until I learnt how to have sex, yes! There is a wrong nd right way to do it nd until u get it right u'll never enjoy it (for women tho) wish I could help u, but d easiest way to enjoy sex is with another female. Aswear it's mind numbing. Hehehe

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  92. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:37

    same here tho, I'll just find the nearest bottle and f*ck the living daylight out of myself, infact I'll have sex the whole day, make sure I do all those stuff girls do in porn, sq**rting and all

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  93. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:41

    I think linda speaks for most women but i feel as a guy you wouldn't want to have sex if you woke up as a girl. Another guy ramming into you and liking it? Eeeww.

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  94. Esh....13 July 2014 at 15:48

    Na to go back to bed o!

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  95. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:50

    I will fuck a girl, want to know how they feel

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  96. fly guy13 July 2014 at 15:50

    Craze girl linda, so u're trying 2 say u hardly have orgasms as a female, no wonder u like big dicks

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  97. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 15:52

    God forbid, I will cry till God change me back to a man!

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  98. jbankzE13 July 2014 at 15:53

    If I wake as a man,hmmmmmm..... I wil fuck any gal close jst 2 feel wat guys enjoy.....

    ~@iamJbankz Olamide's PA~

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  99. Unknown13 July 2014 at 16:05

    I would scream and shout blood of Jesus and then pray to God to make me the woman that I am.The truth is that you would be shocked if such thing happened to you.

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  100. dessymal13 July 2014 at 16:19

    I'll pout my lips nd take a selfie
    #male--> female

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  101. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 16:45

    Lols linda tank u 4 dis question I go first fuck all da gals in da street I really wish I could teste pussy lols marydanladi180@gmail.com

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  102. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 17:02

    Ah! Sleep back straight! .Oyindamolaharvey@yahoo.com

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  103. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 17:03

    Am a girl so if i wake up as a boy i will hv sex with a girl to see how it feels for them

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  104. Blunt Fuck13 July 2014 at 17:21

    Linda, may be you never had one as a woman. I can help you.

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  105. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 17:29

    LMAO!! @till i come back as a man,I love you Bonario NNAGS i swear.you seem like you will be a great lover!my kisses to you,muaaahh!!

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  106. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 17:32

    it seems the men here are repulsed by the imagination of being a woman, while the women don't think of it as a suicide ticket.life *sigh*#putshandoncheek#

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  107. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 17:45

    I cant imagine being a man, chukwu aju!to be a woman is liberating and there is nothing that can be compared to that feeling.I love being a lady, its the best gift God gave me as a human being.if i wake up as a guy, i would book an appointment for a sex change and hormone therapy immediately.its too difficult being a man, no matter what the world says about females.we def run this world a million times than the male specie

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  108. edward13 July 2014 at 20:05

    if i wake up a girl i wanna have orgasm 2

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  109. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 20:19

    IF I WOKE UP AS A FEMALE, I WOULD SAMPLE SOME GUYS I'VE BEEN EYEING AS A MALE *WINK*

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  110. Daily diet tv13 July 2014 at 20:40

    Provided i can change back any time i want, i will probably enrol myself in an all girls school. #IfYouKnowWhatiMean









































    ~BADOO OF COVENTRY

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  111. Unknown13 July 2014 at 20:53

    Ahahahaha ise bere niyen, i'll check d size of my dick and *dancing*........

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  112. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 21:17

    If i wake up a man,I go take am like that.

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  113. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 21:19

    Onyx Godwin talk e true mind here. As e be man so e get crush on Peter Okoye.

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  114. SIMPLYCOCK13 July 2014 at 21:41

    Look for a dude to suck my pussy!.... of my laptop

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  115. Anonymous13 July 2014 at 23:14

    Will stream lyk a mad psn ehisarthur@ahoo.comy

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  116. baddo13 July 2014 at 23:15

    Probably go back to bed and assume I'm dreaming.......thomassolomon67@yahoo.com

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  117. Unknown14 July 2014 at 00:02

    i will go back to sleep
    fantasy



    BORN TO SHINE!!!!

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  118. Unknown14 July 2014 at 00:02

    i will go back to sleep
    fantasy



    BORN TO SHINE!!!!

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  119. Unknown14 July 2014 at 00:19

    Mehn!! I no want oo. Na to go bac sleep oo

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  120. nkinofficial14 July 2014 at 01:33

    hahaha gash!! i will look for the nearest guy to give me a good fxxk so i will feel wat it looks like to hav Orgasm befor natur will chang its mind again. hav the feel of click tickling, lol...linda u are just nutty!!!!

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  121. Unknown14 July 2014 at 03:14

    Lol...kk I can understand smfin here, most guys that commented hates d idea while most girls loves the idea and wanna knw what it feels lik being a man! Buh u girls are derailed do u 4 a second think its olways about sex there are other issues associated in being a man, d reality of taking care of ur self and majority odas will olways b paramount nd do u knw what that means? Uv 4goten men hav so many roles 2 play in the society, d orgasm we enjoy is just a bonus for ol the stress, that's y u see men of different ages doing what they can to have dis @ any given tym cuz without dis we definitely hav nofin much to boast of, it puts a mind @ ease, buh sm women out there are still enjoying this even more. If I wake up a girl I think I'l hv 2 drink poison cuz I cnt imagine sm1 putting me in positions he'd lik while fucking me LOL

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  122. Anonymous14 July 2014 at 06:33

    If that ever happens,i'll seek linda wherever she's hiding and make sweet love to her #poorgirlreallyneedsdick#
    Female-male

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  123. Anonymous14 July 2014 at 07:10

    I will stir at the mirror for hours to see whether am blessed or cursed.....hehehe

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  124. Anonymous14 July 2014 at 08:09

    Play with my boobs

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  125. Anonymous14 July 2014 at 09:22

    This Linda don spoil finish,sometimes I want to think that you are sex starved,again i tell myself no she cant be,because I know you are rich and can afford any man of your choice,that's if you don't have a boy friend,so what's with all this of orgasm talk?
    or is it just for fun?worried face,Sandy Berry.
    s.imoh@yahoo.com

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  126. Annie14 July 2014 at 09:32

    i will go back to sleep cos i sure would know it can only be a dream...

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  127. Unknown14 July 2014 at 09:50

    its amazing how people think, especially that people would fix there whole life around sex is amazing. I really don't think its possible I wake up a girl but if in my second life I had to choose a gender I 'll remain a man but definitely not because of sex

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  128. Henry Egeonu Esq.14 July 2014 at 10:54

    I'll pray to Gd to take me away from this wicked world... why on earth should I wake up as a woman...? I wonder why Bad things happen to good people. lol

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  129. Dilara14 July 2014 at 13:47

    What if it becomes permanent after sex?

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  130. Unknown14 July 2014 at 16:06

    linda oooo

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  131. Unknown14 July 2014 at 16:57

    SPOT ON LINDA...COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. HI FIVE!

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  132. Anonymous14 July 2014 at 17:56

    linda oo u sef nawa. i agree with u shaa. lol

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  133. Anonymous14 July 2014 at 22:14

    Always imagined wat it feels like for the men when dey cum.....hehehehe......Linda u be correct babe.

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  134. Anonymous15 July 2014 at 00:43

    conji na bastard i swear...linda go collect service i beg...e don tey

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  135. Anonymous19 July 2014 at 04:39

    I'd pee standing up.

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