The church says it took the decision to close down beer parlors because alcohol consumption & crime go hand in hand. They say the action would ultimately help depopulate the kingdom of darkness. Ogba, Ikeja is their kickoff base, so all you beer drinkers in that area, make una get ready. Hehe.
Speaking on the strategy to be adopted, Pastor Aderemi Oseni, Regional Pastor for Region 32 MFM Ogba, Lagos, he said;
"We want to convert beer parlours into our praying centres. At the end of the crusade, the kingdom of darkness would be depopulated completely. I am aware that powers of darkness have converted major roads to shines in this environment. We want to pull down all shrines".The crusade, tagged 'Overcoming The Storm' will begin today 19 December.
Lol dis pple no go kill person,dem dey always do lyk sai na dem c God pass *hissandwalkway
ReplyDeleteAnd they think in that their miserable lives that is gonna work.
ReplyDeleteMua bugodu onye nkwu if they come my way i'mah shut them down.
Ok na. We r watchin
ReplyDeleteThey no fit do am, instead they'll end up getting wrecked just like Kanye...
ReplyDelete1st to comment. Make we see
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Wish them luck with that.. If they succeed, I am going to be the president of Nigeria
ReplyDeleteUniben New Resumption Date
3rd world war Looming Ahead
ReplyDelete"Never Seperate A Drunkard From his Bottle" - Confucuios
Even BABY JESUS turned water to wine, meaning that Nkwu bidoro na mbu diba. (It has been there for ages) that not even mountain of power can prevail.
ReplyDeleteHehe...let's watch n see.
ReplyDeleteDey must b high demslvs
ReplyDeleteIslamic sharia system in Kano says no to alcohol and the enforcers destroyed thousands of bottles of beer a few weeks ago in Kano.
ReplyDeleteMountain of Fire Ministries, a Christian denomination is embarking on a crusade and are pushing for closing down of beer parlors and replacing them with prayer houses in Lagos.
Spot the difference, if any.
In reality, there is very little difference between these 2 competing, imported and foreign religions from the Middle East and the reason is very simple - they are from the same people with the same history, culture, tradition, way of life, politics and even religion but for minor differences that have to do with the persons the religions were formed after.
So, when will these Africans that have elevated these foreign religions over and above the African traditional religions understand the fact that they are following religions started by brothers in the Middle East and stop engaging in religious supremacy and superiority battles because they are one and the same?
Africans that fight one another based on two different religions from the same people are basically suffering from inferiority complex, ignorance and slave mentality!
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The Pastor Oseni must have been drunk when he made that statement. He should first repent from the tithe fraud perpetuated in his church before he thinks of ridding Lagos of criminals.
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ReplyDeleteLOL... Funny
ReplyDeleteFashola no go gree dis one,do u know how much consumption tax generate for govt.n wetin b Dr own let them use their pray to stop boko haram n corruption.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that. You won't fight the politicians stealing nigeria's money , its people that are drinking beer that you want to fight.
ReplyDeleteFor una dream abi?
ReplyDeleteErhm..nice idea...BT I hope that as they plan on turning dose bars to praying centers,dey are also making plans to provide means of livelihood to those affected...I haff said my own
ReplyDeleteJoblessness is a huge problem in naija
ReplyDeletea very good idea .... but i doubt if it's going to be successful
ReplyDeleteThe people who like to do holy holy are the biggest sinners ever.
ReplyDeleteAll the best,but fast and pray well o.
ReplyDeleteThey sound really serious, but I jes wonder how they'll succeed in doing this. Is it even possible???
ReplyDeleteInteresting but it is stil possible with God
ReplyDeleteLolz omg
ReplyDeleteIt willnt work na# waste of tym
ReplyDeleteGod @ work.... All beer parlourz abi rooms must be closed...baba loke fe dara.......Lobatan
ReplyDeleteAm not a fan of alcohol though but hehe, the Lord will lead them o.
ReplyDeleteTaaa!!! Make I hear
ReplyDeletemak dem hold deir side abeg
ReplyDeleteTaaa!!! Make I hear
ReplyDeleteDey should be concerned wit d souls in dia CHURCH....and nt d world### cuz I will nt be surprise if 1 of their member manage a bar#
ReplyDeleteWill that be possible?
ReplyDeleteDey should be concerned wit d souls in dia CHURCH....and nt d world### cuz I will nt be surprise if 1 of their member manage a bar#
ReplyDeleteI don't drink cos for me its health first but seriously this Mountain of fire people are on a long thing. ----C21
ReplyDeleteMake dem go Ajegunle go try deir luck, na body go tell them
ReplyDeleteIf I hear
ReplyDeleteGlory!!!!!!!!!!!!!......I wish dem luck nd no beatns
ReplyDeleteCould it be a gross oversight or do they plan to bind the hands and feet of the owners of the beer parlours while they drive away their customers and do their crusades their crusades there? Their intentions are good but they're going about if the wrong way, they have no legal right to do that.
ReplyDeleteIf their prayer works,then they should get ready for it's backlash.What they do not know is that,if the beer parlours closedown,tha owners will no longer have jobs,the distributors will no longer have buyers,and the manufacturers will no longer manufacture.This will lead to loss of jobs and increase in crime rates which they are praying against it's increase.
ReplyDeleteAbeg make dem cum lekki beach rd for jakande roundabout. Dat place is sumthing else
ReplyDeleteLinda thy jist is too stale.........BIG 'G'
ReplyDeleteDey should be more concerned wit d won souls in dia CHURCH....and nt dah world### I will nt be surprised if sum of dia members owns and manage a bar
ReplyDeleteHalleluyah somebody!!!
ReplyDeleteWHO IS DECEIVING WHO,SE NA THEM OPEN THE BEER PARLOUR NI OR WOULD THEY PAY OFF THE OWNER OF THE BEER PARLOUR OR WHO WILL CARE FOR THEIR LIVELIHOOD ABI DEM GO DEY SHARE THEM TITHE MONEY?
ReplyDeleteHehe!
ReplyDeleteThis man is a clown! Mtcheew.
ReplyDeleteGoodluck to them. There's nothing wrong in drinking responsibly. The bible only condemns getting drunk. I don't do alcohol anyway, just a bottle of smirnoff #winks
ReplyDeleteI dey laff ooooo.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how some our churches think at tyms these days, why would u close bars, wht concerns them with that...r dey gonna provide jobs for the people dt own d bars or d people that work dere, nowadays u c members suffering and their pastors driving expensive cars and wearing designers clothes, I don't blame them it's d foolish members I blame...u will some churches holding progs and blocking d road, causing serious holdups and discomfort to drivers and passengers, which could lead to accidents, a whole lot of religious bigots live in this country misinterpreting the gospel and interpreting in a way that suits them...I wont be surprised one day if some people come up one day and say they want to close some particular churches cos of the pollution, be it noise or traffic...instead of them to contribute to the country by building infrastructures and job opportunities and other ways they can, they r busy looking for ways to close down beer parlors, yet when politicians give them money stolen from the government, they accept it....smh....prob the issue of them paying tax should be revisited
ReplyDeleteLwkmd
ReplyDeleteWow! Simply Wow! With God...
ReplyDeleteLidiway this is nt possible o,drunkards can't withstand dis o
ReplyDeleteLagos k. Is that possible at all?
ReplyDeleteMake I hear..............instead churches will become beer palour.........jst passin
ReplyDelete*sigh* *continues sipping cold Udeme*
ReplyDelete@Bobo_Edo
As a member of MFM,nofin is impossible.I totally support d idea *thumbs up* #*karlishah*
ReplyDeleteLol, do mfm own lagos? Would jesus have done this if he ws on earth? Ugh! Some christians make me weak.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, how can that b possible, waiting for Mushin's turn.
ReplyDeleteGod help them o...lol
ReplyDeleteLolz yes oooo fire 4 fire
ReplyDeleteLaughable but with God all things are possible
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely a joke. Anyway wish them all d best
ReplyDeleteLaughable but with God all things are possible
ReplyDeleteNow they are beginning to cross the line, don't they know that as they are saving lives beer parlor is also saving lives? Do they know the number of people that would have committed suicide but for the existence of beer parlours ? Especially in this Nigeria where people are going through so much problems and stress if beer no dey people for don die o who go come put offering for church? That was how one pastor told me to stop drinking alcohol I started drinking fruit wine, juice, yoghurt oh boy Jedi Jedi nearly kill me that was when I realized stout is my best friend.
ReplyDeleteLet's see how that will happen. Cross legs#waiting....
ReplyDeleteLinda what you said is wrong. I was in church when it was discussed . It is a campaign to close down all churches and turn them into beer parlors .
ReplyDeleteimpossible
ReplyDeleteHahaha what a joke! Only in nigeria...such a useless country
ReplyDeleteWow!!!!!! This is good strategic thinking from the MD of MFM, beer parlors are their biggest competitors
ReplyDeleteI don't understand! I it would have been better to for them to stop the traffic congestion occassioned by their monthly 'power must chang hands.' #Mumu_Follow_Mumu!
ReplyDeleteThem go try wella oo. Especially 4 dis season, dem wan spoil market
ReplyDeleteRubbish...make una go find somtin else to do cos u r wasting your time trying 2change beer parlour into a prayer ground.Na bottle dem go brk for una head if una try am I trust my igbo and yoruba brothers...
ReplyDelete#WorldfamousVictor
Is good to try sha. Bt pls, its better to try something more rational. Well good luck to them.
ReplyDeleteThey are sOoo silly, why can't tell go on a crusade to end hunger? Or to get orphans off the street? Or to stop corruption? Its people like that that are turning christianinty into a joke!
ReplyDeleteLots of Heavy Laughter!!!! Notin person no go see for dis country ooooo****Ookkkk naaaa***
ReplyDeleteGood to hear!
ReplyDeleteGod go answer their prayer :)
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Hummm it's a good idea
ReplyDeleteIt's not a bad innovation,but personally I don't think dey can achieve it oh!!!
ReplyDeleteYES, i support it greatly,beer parlors and drinking joints has alarmingly been on the increase in recent times.Homes are breaking and our youths and loved ones are being destroyed. God will heal our land in Jesus name
ReplyDeleteChewing my "baba dudu"waitin 4 d next segment.
ReplyDeleteAlcohol is not a sin. Excessive intake of alcohol can kill u or cause u to commit crimes . But drinking alcohol is not a sin in the bible. Where is my bottle of small stout jo?
ReplyDeleteWat wuld apun to the owners of the beer parlour.They shud pay them before this crusade.
ReplyDeleteHillarious!
ReplyDeleteThis task is good but not achievable in a society that is dominated by two major rival religions and also a society where beer consumption is more than water consumption. They'll only attract unnecessary criticism and tongue-lashing from some quarters.
ReplyDelete& how does beer drnkn concern d church? Ds is how dese over-zealous churches make pple hate dem. Since whn has beer drnkn bcom a sin? Dey should focus on their main tasks jor not on generating hatred. Afterall Jesus turned water into wine (obviously not fruit wine).
ReplyDeleteThat is eveil plan to make the owners return to d labour market. God will not allow it. Why have they not rejected tithes and offerings from beer parlour owners and workers.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm OK
ReplyDeleteLol! Why not go to hospitals and pray for all d sick to get well instead of this wild goose chase? Let's see them try,anyway..wish them luck in their endevour!
ReplyDeletemisplaced priorities if u asked me. is it God that gave them this mandate?
ReplyDeleteHe didn't say ALL beer parlors
ReplyDeleteÕђ-kàγ naw, goodluck mfm! *cagey*
ReplyDeleteD pastor dey mad
ReplyDeleteNo them make mistake, they should close down Nig breweries. They had better concentrate on preaching salvation and repentance.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThey shld convert the witches and wizards in their churches. It'll shock them wen they find out how many of their church members have vip seats in some beer palours.
ReplyDeleteBIG DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm in lagos....ok oooo,let's hope n pray it work..
ReplyDeleteI guess he is joking, hmmmmm he is a big joker
ReplyDeleteWell I think that's a dream that can never come to pass.... Well with God nothing is impossible! May God help dem!
ReplyDeleteI cnt say O...I pity some people..una Go hear am Hot..no beer parlors for y'all in lagos
ReplyDeleteBeautiful say so
We xtians sha, we can lyk to overstep our boundaries
ReplyDeleteIf wz a member of dat church i won't follow dem ooooh .. Bcus I luv my life.
ReplyDeleteIf i waz a member of dat church i won't follow dem ooooh .. Bcus I luv my life.
ReplyDeletelet the law stop them not u.try any shit in someone's business.u will appear in court.is beer the only sin?why won't all these churches be like Catholic church.they don't judge. they just preach to the world and he who has ears will listen and put it into action
ReplyDeleteI laff in japanese! Nd pple wey get d beer palor wetin dem go dey do? Hian! Dream on ooooo
ReplyDeleteAkuko uwa
ReplyDeleteYea sure! sheybi the shop owners will just fold their hands and be looking at them now...idiotic idiot...
ReplyDeleteWow, I wish them the best of luck ooo. Please they should also visit fela's shrine.
ReplyDeletehmmmm let's c hw successful dis will b ..I tink dis ain't d solution at all.Xty
ReplyDeleteNa really crusade. Oya fire !!!!! . They shud pray more bout d leadership of dis country tho........ # watching in 3D LED#
ReplyDeletePlease Abule egba too, social club road precisely
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteget a life!
ReplyDeleteDats serious
ReplyDeleteDis is quite funny.....how is dis possible
ReplyDeleteMak I hear word. Do u knw how many beer parlors was existin durin Jesus era in the world as motal. Mountian of fire or smoke, make una no carry this una spirit enter places like apapa, mushin, coka all anywhere igbos dominate. Gov peter obi even gave about 10,000 crate of hero beer yesterday at trade fair lagos. What am I givin sayin. U people should 1st go to d brewery at costain 2 stop their production. Una never stop una poverty na beer parlor b una concern. Nawa nigerian. Cheers. Engr E.
ReplyDeleteImmmmppppppoooooosssssssiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee*relaxes & sips my Heineken*
ReplyDeleteThey should mind they own business and let others do theirs
ReplyDeletePentecostals are attacking and destroying people's businesses but when Muslims do it, people will start ranting and raving. Hell will only be depopulated when people change their 'hearts'and give it to God to take control. Pentecostals focus too much on the outwardly and not the inwardly.
ReplyDeleteHillarious..............
ReplyDeleteif una see mountain wey fire dey una fit wait?I dont think drinking of beer is a sin.No be water and sour grains them take do am?pastors and reverend no holy pass.The last christ embassy crusade na my hotel the pastors from other part of their perishes around the world come lodge.come see as them dey carry babes come fuck for the hotel i dey work.no be them say
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehehe,no be small thing o.
ReplyDeleteHehe..Aunty Linda no comments, its btw them n God.
ReplyDeleteOpless talk *walks away*
ReplyDeletehe he he i cn jus imagine
ReplyDeleteNice 1
ReplyDeleteI am a member of mfm,but I wonder how they ar gonna do this!
ReplyDeleteHehehehe.Hop they won't come near my side sha.
ReplyDeleteLolzz.... E no fit work at all
ReplyDeleteIs this possible? Dem no de sell beer 4 shops? One can always buy drink and drink away his life wherever he wants, msnt be beer parlor. Well lin has said it "de can only try" (witty lady)
ReplyDeleteAmen!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm,I comment my reserve.... Apinex
ReplyDeletepeople whr sabi diz man no go tell am now o..u leave ur church go person bizness place..diz is crossin lines o...preach ur own..not gng der to cause trouble..heaven na by choice,do ur preachin and let who wil listen to listen..
ReplyDeleteWell I undastand where de r coming frm doe it seems like joke....dats why almost all d fight begin, wen watching match, club against club, de don brake bottle stab someone and hey les I 4get de shud buy all clubs too. Mtcheww! (Witty lady)
ReplyDeleteLwkm make una start from MUSHIN AJEGUNLE AMUKOKO ABGBOJU AND ORILE,if dem covert dis places den dey fit do anything.make una go wit extra head sha cos anything cn happen.
ReplyDeleteLwkmd. Are d members in his church nt among dem?
ReplyDeletewhen him go wia dey go carry bottle break em head,dey go begin drag case,nw em no go sidon 4him church,i dont take alcohol,but diz move is not cool..make police warm am..is jst lik gng to brotel to send dem home!!!! #d same bible said drink but dont be drunk
ReplyDeleteinfringing on pples rite cos dier religion dnt support it ?r u kiddin me !!!!!stupidity
ReplyDeletelol tomorow nw..linda u go stil post whr MFM member carry legend beer crate lol...or star beer crate dey go camp
ReplyDeleteInstead of them fasting and praying for our country Nig, they are fasting for common things.. They are just being stupid and jobless.Ndi ara.
ReplyDeleteMake dem no try it in some area in lagos,for instance mushin
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, let's see how it goes
ReplyDeleteWell its true that alcohol consumption and crime go hand in hand but ur approach towards the issue is wrong. you see, the economy is hard hence people find solace in beer som have lost their wives and are lonely , some are jobless. when you can find a solution to all these then u can talk of encouraging them to stop drinking
ReplyDeletePrayer can move mountain if u believe. ℓoℓ
ReplyDeletena waoooo well we shall see!
ReplyDeletePrayer can move mountain if u believe. ℓoℓ
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaahhaha. Lion ε̲̣̣̣̥γ §ℓ33Þ
ReplyDeleteMonkey ε̲̣̣̣̥γ wake A̶̲̥̅♏ up. Cross M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ hand to watch! *smile*
Hahahahahahaahhaha. Lion ε̲̣̣̣̥γ §ℓ33Þ
ReplyDeleteMonkey ε̲̣̣̣̥γ wake A̶̲̥̅♏ up. Cross M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ hand to watch! *smile*
The Kingdom suffereth violence and. Violence taketh it by force...Ogba Ikeja Shal we begin!!!
ReplyDeleteSerious battle for them. Lol
ReplyDeleteLol funny church and pastor.we are waiting patiently to see d miracle he his going to perform.*tessykul*
ReplyDeleteBeer parlours can get court injunction against that. All na business
ReplyDeletemake dem no near my area sha..
ReplyDeleteD lord is dia muscle........nyc
ReplyDeletelol nw wer beer parlor ppl won dey flex xmas money
ReplyDeletemake dem no near my area sha..
ReplyDeleteGood idea...no matter how funny this looks; it makes a lot of sense...the devil is polluting a lot of people thru alcoholism!
ReplyDeleteIt will be humanly impossible to do so at this festive period of the year. Besides, some people make their living from these channels. I believe they should focus more on preaching the message and let people take their own decisions buh if the vision is really from God, then who am I?!
ReplyDeleteMay God be with them
ReplyDelete4rm Gnomic Pretex
You people need to get serious. It is not yours to determine how adults should live their lives. You are not the government and Jesus did not come on earth to condemn people like y'all do. Hypocrites!
ReplyDeleteLol...Damolarhh ooo(DamOzil) u hear?? No more drinking 4 u O... Lmfao
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteThis is absolute rubbish,wats their business?! No nah! I like MFM as a church buh dis shldnt be...abeg! Make dem leave groovers to groove jare!....
ReplyDeleteIs dat possible???
ReplyDeleteLol,nt doubting their faith tho but this is funny
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaah. Dah I no fit laf...Dem go old...
ReplyDeleteIFIOK so on POINT
Heal our nation lord.not only of beer bt crime nd injustice everywhere.
ReplyDeleteIdiots! If I hear say una no dey drink beer!
ReplyDeletelmao ooooo!! Ok ooo.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm! They can only try..close dwn ke?
ReplyDelete'YTE'
God of impossibilities. I believe!
ReplyDelete$$k@y$$
If this can be achieved den all Nigerians will make heaven.Impossibility is notin wit God
ReplyDeleteGet Rich O̶̲̥̅̊Я die trying .....lol ..Ђǿw dem take affect U̶̲̥̅̊...to depopulate??...with Gov backups O̶̲̥̅̊Я Jus una ....issorai ...oya let's seee Ђǿw it goes ...even Bible says give to ceaser what belongs to ceaser ....I wonder ooo!!!
ReplyDeleteI pray it works amen.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, funny hypocrites.
ReplyDeleteLol,.dis ma church sef *smiles* anyways go churchy go churchy...(born again child says so)
ReplyDeleteThey're welcome to try! They have ma full support from my end here!
ReplyDeleteVery funny...Christians re beginning to see something wrong wiv alcohol consumption...Smh
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehe their is nothing God can not do ooooooo. In nigeria anytin is posible.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehe their is nothing God can not do ooooooo. In nigeria anytin is posible.
ReplyDeleteVery funny people,i go wait una for Oluwole ths evenning,i trust my people them.lol
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Hahahahah. Lmao! Ok ooo
ReplyDeleteMy church wan start gobe oo lol
ReplyDeleteI wish dem luck men
ReplyDeleteLinda y u go say dey can only try?wen GOD ALMIGHTY Interven u wil knw dat indeed dey can't jst try only but conquer & overcome.Awesome GOD show forth ur hands & fIght d battle..thnk u LORD.Its not as if am MFM member though am ANGLICAN
ReplyDeleteLolz goodluck to them.hahaha achia mu na Latin.
ReplyDeleteGoodluck to dem o,but dey shld start from there members. My neighbour is dia member n alwz drank b4 coming home everyday,has plenty gf's aside his gf he lives with.
ReplyDeleteIn there dream.... Most of there members can never do without alcohol, I'm telling Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ people d fact it can never be possible.....
ReplyDelete~ALATISHE say so~
Okay.
ReplyDeleteMay God grant them success,Amen.
Lol...its kinda funny tho *God forgive me*..when u have faith in God..things u wouldn't even think of will happen..goodluck MFM!
ReplyDeleteHmm na wa o, instead pray that all the corrupt politicians and evil people in the society should die
ReplyDeleteSeriously,Miss Linda..I love reading ur blog gists,but ur atitude towardz christianity makz ♍ƺ wonder if U̶̲̥̅̊ are rili A̶̲̥̅̊ christian..plz learn tu respect n fear God n nt make dirty jokez abt d tinz of d Lord..dnt be carried away wit ur money n al doz material stufz...
ReplyDeleteif i hear sey e happen,beer parlour will still open for biz with or without d crusade
ReplyDeleteWonders shall never end, had God said so, using the name of God to find trouble, this won't work.
ReplyDeleteWonders shall never end, had God said so, using the name of God to find trouble, this won't work.
ReplyDeleteDoes he know how many people the BEER industry employes?. This is why people have a choice in Life. Beer drinking is a choice...MORON!
ReplyDeleteHian!!!what won't i hear Biko!
ReplyDeleteand after the closing am sure the pastor has enough money to start new businesses 4those going 2b affected? cos he cant just close down pple source of living nd tell dem to just sit, pray nd fast dat will b d height of wickedness frm a man of God>SMH
Misplaced priority!
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