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Saturday 30 March 2013

'Dead' prostitute wakes up & jumps out of coffin en route to morgue

Paramedics were forced to leave empty handed

A prostitute in Zimbabwe 'died' during a hotel romp with a client - only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin. The vice girl reportedly collapsed during a sex session last week at the Manor Hotel in Bulaweyo. Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police - who sent paramedics to collect the body. 


But as they were loading the 'corpse' into a metal coffin, the hooker suddenly woke up screaming.
Local news reports claim she leaped from the casket, yelling: "You want to kill me, you want to kill me". LMAO. Continue reading...


Terrified staff and guests at the hotel who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.
A source told Bulaweyo24 News: "It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen." 

The shaken hooker - known locally as MaNdlo - was escorted home by another prostitute.

Source: The Sun UK
at 3/30/2013 11:24:00 am

147 comments:

  1. Unknown30 March 2013 at 11:28

    Hahahaha thanks Linda for the morning humor. A Lazarus hoe lol, hope she avoids the likes of dicktator because something huge was drilling her.:)

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    1. Unknown30 March 2013 at 13:55

      That girl came back to life for a purpose. But wait a minute, why didn't the Sun UK go after the prostitute to interview her? This news isn't complete if we don't hear from the prostitute herself.

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    2. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 17:51

      Hahahahahahahahahaaaa u're one crazy fella. Laz indeed

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    3. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 21:02

      Lmfao @ Lazarus ho

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  2. GALORE30 March 2013 at 11:28

    hmmm....GOD of a second chance

    She better Repent.

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    1. Anonymous31 March 2013 at 09:06

      Wooooohoooooooo!!!!! Prince Jobless's Mom lives!

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    2. Anonymous1 April 2013 at 08:53

      Hahahhaahhaahhaahha.U'r funny.pls leave my pj alone abeg.

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  3. ★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★30 March 2013 at 11:28

    Lol... No be small thing, the man really did her strong thing o! This should be a sign for her, telling her to change line of business.

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  4. simple baby30 March 2013 at 11:28

    Its Bulawayo not Bulaweyo
    The scenario is sometimes referred to as "tonic immobility"...many have been buried alive like this

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    1. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 14:05

      D@s true sum ppl wre buried lyk d@ nd nobody wil knw d@ dey weren't dead mayb in a coma.
      Damn!

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    2. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 17:30

      Eh! Simple baby, you know all abi? Biko swerve! Create ur own blog and tell us about those that have been buried alive na (˘̯˘ )

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    3. JustPorsh30 March 2013 at 21:46

      Enlightening...
      Merci.

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  5. segunsd30 March 2013 at 11:28

    Loool. Quite hilarious so to speak

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  6. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:29

    Thank God for herlife

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  7. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:31

    Wow! Linda we so much love this news.

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    1. Derin Afe31 March 2013 at 09:09

      Let us all Rejoice with Prince Jobless on the ressurection of his mom.

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    2. Anonymous2 April 2013 at 23:58

      Derin that is not nice. How will you feel if your mum is called a resurrected ashawo. Ha ha... Take it easy all attacking PJ. INSULT PJ IF YOU WANT BUT NOT HIS MAMA. madam Linda see to this. Such comments shouldn't be posted. I know that comments are checked before being published. LET'S ALL BE CIVILISED.

      THANK YOU FELLOW NIGERIANS

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  8. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:35

    Na d Client prick kill am, guess she was awakened after d effect on her..so ashawo don de follow resurrect..

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  9. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:35

    Na d Client prick kill am, guess she was awakened after d effect on her..so ashawo don de follow resurrect..

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  10. ↭PRINCE JOBLESS↭30 March 2013 at 11:36

    Second chance. Imagine a Nigerian hooker doing this. The illiterates in that country would of lynched her thinking she's either a demon or an anti-christ.

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    1. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 13:17

      Senseless comment.

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    2. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 13:47

      Jobless u so right hehehehehe I remember same happened to your grandma.....lol but seriously u are right thank God this whore was surrounded with literate *sarcastic look* when she ressurected.

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    3. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 14:01

      Ohh Fuck off u ignorant piece of shit. Your comment was just unnecessary .

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    4. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 15:37

      *would have

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    5. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 15:48

      Shut up Mumu. He is saying the truth.

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    6. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 16:44

      True at PJ

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    7. elo30 March 2013 at 16:55

      Its tru jor, we know he usually doesn't have sense but not every comment is senseless,,,remember aluu4?

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    8. spiky30 March 2013 at 18:03

      Mumuric as usual.

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    9. NK30 March 2013 at 18:12

      True talk,not senseless atall

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    10. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 19:10

      U re d 1 dat is senseless kos wt Prince Jobless said is actually TRUE.

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    11. Max30 March 2013 at 22:42

      Prince Jobless I'm so happy for you bro! Your mom arose from the dead despite being a public toilet. I truly believe this is the universe' way of warning you and your entire family. Your mom already had you..an abomination if I might add..as a result of this holistic way of life..and now you have joined the family business by taking it up the ass on a regular..this trend has to stop..and I believe your mom waking up from the dead is a true sign..(Even tho I believe she just experienced a minor episode of asphixia from a cock being shoved too deep down her throat). It is well prince jobless...it is well.

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    12. kawasaki31 March 2013 at 05:19

      Max - its asphyxia
      Secondly if you all keep riding on prince jobless dick not all of u might be lucky as Bulawayo/ Bulaweyo.

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    13. Anonymous31 March 2013 at 09:04

      PJ stop responding to your own posts you cum guzzling piece of shit. #FlamingHomosexualBastard

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    14. Anonymous31 March 2013 at 11:10

      i'm sincerely not a fan of anybody here cos evri1 as dey ar al entitld 2 deir opinion.but as 4 u Max,tel us wat sense ur comment makes.PrinceJ might annoy peeps at tims,but u on d otherhand,u ar clearly dillusional 2 tink u made sense wit dis nonsense cheap shot u carved out 4m ur brain dat is suposd 2 b functionin.Pj aired his view,how has dat caused u malaria.air ur own view and shut ur trap!

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    15. Anonymous31 March 2013 at 11:49

      PJ what if you die while taking it up the ass and you don't wake up? That's hell fire o..repent your sins.

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    16. 02 April 2013 at 17:23

      Kawasaki Ninja...Anon 11:10....FUCK YOU! *** :)*****

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  11. Reimen30 March 2013 at 11:39

    OMG!!! I died laughing. Good thing she's alive though.

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  12. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:41

    Bhuhahahahahahahaahahahahahahah, I cnt stop laf, as in lazarus tins .

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  13. Mr. Fils30 March 2013 at 11:41

    Wetin come dey chase them runners? lmao

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  14. Ngo...30 March 2013 at 11:41

    Lol!! This Easter period... she shoulda waited till the third day to rise again.

    ps; I hope she remembered to collect her money from the guy.

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  15. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:42

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    YOU GO FEAR BANGING AND EMOTIONAL CONNECTION.
    SEX IS A JOB, NOW YOU CAN CONFIRM BABY.
    LAUGH MY ASS OUT.
    UMMA GIVE MY WOMAN SEVEN ROUND TODAY.
    NON STOP, JUST A 4AND HALF HOUR PROJECT.
    nON STOP, JUST WORKING ON HER BODY NON STOP.
    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
    YOU GO FEAR THIS ZIMBABWEAN BANGING...LOL

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  16. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:42

    Was escorted home by anoda hooker? Amazing!

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  17. hhb30 March 2013 at 11:43

    She was hibernating! Lmao, it's about time she retires, this is a sign!

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  18. Chichi Taichi Okere30 March 2013 at 11:43

    Prostitutes're thick as thieves,she was escorted home by her colleague :)

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    1. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 13:51

      Nice avie, is dat ur gf? *coverface* ofofo

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    2. Chichi Taichi Okere31 March 2013 at 00:01

      Lol @ *coverface* ofofo.No she's not my gf,she's my best-friend.

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    3. Chichi Taichi Okere31 March 2013 at 00:02

      Oh and thank you for the compliment :)

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  19. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:45

    Lmfao!! Oh Lord! This is hilarious. D dude must hv really banged hard. Wt if she had died. Hell fire straight up. Buhahhahaa! Cnt stop laffin.

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  20. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:46

    Na wa o!

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  21. BONARIO NNAGS30 March 2013 at 11:46

    She was probably pronounced dead in error.
    If I were her,I'll pick d next available convent form.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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  22. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:47

    Jeez... I wonder what she wud ave told ha creator if she truly died!

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  23. sommyplanet30 March 2013 at 11:47

    I fink she purposely did dat,mayb she got tired of d sex n looked 4 a way out,2 no avail n she collapsed.if not,dats really a miracle and a big lesson 4 her 2 repent.my first tym 2 comment on ur blog linda.nyc job u r doing

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  24. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:51

    Her lucky day. A chance to repent.

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  25. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:52

    Lmao....bt seriously its a second chance 2 change 4rm ha immoral ways.....she shld beta repnt #ziggy#

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  26. spycat30 March 2013 at 11:53

    Hahahahahahahahaha......hahahahahaha....."LAffin session

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  27. JustPorsh30 March 2013 at 11:53

    2nd chance.
    She should go home n sin no more.

    http://justporsh.blogspot.com

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  28. tipslodge.com30 March 2013 at 11:54

    thank God it happened in Zimbabwe

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  29. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:55

    hehehe, notin we no go read 4 here. shes faking it or watin do her??? lmao. linda if u no post dis comment, u no go see me here agn. watin sef.

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  30. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:55

    Buahhahaha...that customer f#€ked the life out of her.

    Kobikes

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  31. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:55

    Hilariously scary.waooh wonders will never cease!

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  32. Unknown30 March 2013 at 11:56

    That man must be a tiger for giving a sent to hell fire Sex ,infact this is called "I no do Again" ashawo no be work.

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  33. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 11:57

    Imagine that... *in styl plus voice*

    Sommie Italia

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  34. Unknown30 March 2013 at 11:59

    God saved for a purpose she stil have mission to acomplish ,be wise gurl.

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  35. nosablaq30 March 2013 at 12:00

    hehehehehe. .d man wan kil am na y she form death..hop she encountrd GOd datz if she dint form it

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  36. baby30 March 2013 at 12:00

    Lmao

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  37. Love Nna.30 March 2013 at 12:01

    Gen gen!!! What's the title of this movie??? Let me think.......ok, Resurrection of the dead prostitute. Hehehehehehehehe.

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  38. Al Ameen Nigeria30 March 2013 at 12:03

    Wonders shall never end.... End time things!!!

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  39. missy30 March 2013 at 12:04

    Died indeed!I'm sure she was exhausted...shebi she collapsed yle 'in action'? n as 4 d paramedics,rnt dey supposed to confirm sm1 dead b4 loading into a coffin??she's lucky she woke up in time sha! Lolz...

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  40. ebira babe30 March 2013 at 12:06

    Go hooker!leenda d major story wud be if u can gt an intavew wif her to tell us her side of d story...like did she mke heaven or hell?...RME

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  41. Marzzzz30 March 2013 at 12:06

    Lmao! What will I not hear in dis life? The funniest part is dat she wz ezcorted home by another prostitute...lwkmd!

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  42. cream30 March 2013 at 12:09

    Hahahahahhahahaha... Linda o, dis is sooo funny. D guy probably hit d tin well sotee d gal passed out. Dis is hilarious

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  43. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:09

    Prostitution is so rampant in Zimbabwe (highest in Africa ) cos of miserable economy, one can fuck any bitch with just biscuit. To the prostitute, that's just a grace from God for her to give her life to Jesus and a lesson to others.

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  44. Chibuike30 March 2013 at 12:10

    Hmm make she repent dis time o

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  45. fikky30 March 2013 at 12:10

    Either of 2options:

    1. Medical explanation: heart stopped or slowed down so much and suddenly started pumping again.

    2. God gave a 2nd chance at redemption. Not many pple get this. At such a risky profession tho.

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  46. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:12

    LMAO.. She died out of sex pleasure and came back to life after she could no longer feel τ̲̅ђe pleasure.. Lols. Na Osama she see for hell fire.

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  47. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:15

    You need to start a new life babe, God saved You!

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  48. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:17

    Lmao!!! Power of hm hm!! Dariz all

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  49. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:19

    I know pple dt hv woken frm death wit dat same fear âñð anguish after they hv witnessed Hell. Am glad God gave her anoda chance to live a better life. Pls its Easter let us reflect on how much God has loved âñð sacrificed to make us sons. Christ death on the cross isn't history,nor a joke.He did it 4 u. Pls Say this if u wnt 2 giv Ɣ☺ΰя heart to christ."dear lord God,i come to u in d name of Jesus Christ. Your word says..whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved "Acts 2:21. I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God,i believe that God raised Him frm the dead âñð i confess wit my mouth that Jesus Christ is the Lord of my life frm today.i receive by faith,remission of sin for my soul, âñð rit now in the name of Jesus Christ i receive eternal life in2 my spirit.i am born Again.(linda pls post dis i beg u) God bless u.

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  50. BobbyDonChims30 March 2013 at 12:21

    Linda she wasn't dead, i think she was still in shock over the hot s*x that fellow gave her, shez never had such before, Linda i'm still crying, I LOVE YOU SO DEARLY..PLEASE...PLEASE***crying and running around the streets.

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    1. GALORE30 March 2013 at 13:00

      as u dey RUN,,no shaa coomot cloth for street....bcos LINDA no send U 'dry' love oo

      Linda is 'taken' alreday......YeLsh.

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  51. Eddy Ogbunambala 30 March 2013 at 12:21

    Second chance... For her to repent!

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  52. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:24

    LMFAO! Apparently she wasn't dead,this is hillarious,Bwahahahahahaha

    Pretty Girl

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  53. Annie Kofi30 March 2013 at 12:24

    Lol

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  54. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:24

    o boy!!! The guy dick must be very dangerous for the woman to wake up screamin those words. Lol......

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  55. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:26

    Second, chance make she repent abeg.

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  56. Unknown30 March 2013 at 12:26

    Hehehe!LMAO!Ashawo a'int work mehn,hope she repents after this!But these zimbabweans ehn!

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  57. Unknown30 March 2013 at 12:27

    Hmm

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  58. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:28

    Lmao thisms d funniest v ever read n a while Linda, o ti yanma

    U want to kill me, u want to kill me
    Who carry am por sledge hammer in my. Hausa accent

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  59. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:31

    This one na laughter galore. Chei. I wish the event had been captured on video. It wud be such a hit. Hahaha still laughing. IAI

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  60. gistmode30 March 2013 at 12:32

    I guess she went on coma not that she died... that's for sure.

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  61. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:32

    Does that mean dat S̶̲̥̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ went t hell nd came back? Or is it a miracle dat S̶̲̥̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ came back? Confused mind

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  62. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:36

    Lmao,linda this is weird but funny!

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  63. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:37

    SHe should thank God very well becos hell was waiting for her,she better repent now cos God loves her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  64. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:38

    Now she's gat her second chance. She needs to repent.

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  65. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:40

    She is lucky 2 hv a 2nd chance
    Sallysmart

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  66. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:40

    Oga oo!

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  67. Dobby30 March 2013 at 12:43

    Lolz! Dats wierd!!!miracles surely do happen and it wasn't probably her time

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  68. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:45

    Hehehehe......Iimagine,the "Lady" taking to her heels without shoes and her "Client" kneeling down to thank God for not landing in jail.......

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  69. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 12:45

    Lol. Am sure she will repent after the incident. Lmao

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  70. Chichi Taichi Okere30 March 2013 at 12:52

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  71. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 13:02

    Another chance to repent

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  72. BobbyDonChims30 March 2013 at 13:07

    Nwaooooooooooo..these fellas love s*x talk whole lot..save ma self hmmmmmm today na good Saturday in ma house praying and think about LINDA please please i'm getting so crazy.

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  73. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 13:11

    Hmmm ashawo with 9 lives...repent o

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  74. Ada Owerri30 March 2013 at 13:22

    Lwkmd!!!buhahahaahaha

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  75. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 13:42

    Sooo stale......go nd upgrade oo linda, ur news r so so so behind

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  76. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 14:12

    Why are pple sying she shld repent??? Repent 4rm what exactly?? Dats her source of income n its legit.. Abeg all these hypocrites shld park well abeg.. As if they don't also have sex 4 money.. Thank God for her though!

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  77. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 14:14

    i don't belief d woman died and wake up..
    www.naijaopenmouth.com

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  78. BIG FISH *30 March 2013 at 14:24

    Ewww!! C me c Wahala oooooo..... Dat guy nid to b arrested for Sexual killing and too much sex assault... They nid to charge him for 200% fee of sex..."STILL WATCHING FROM MY OCEAN

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  79. Unknown30 March 2013 at 14:24

    LMAO @ 'escorted home by another prostitute' hahahahahahahahaha..

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  80. casticsblog30 March 2013 at 14:25

    dis is a real Easter gift to the said lady,no greater second chance than this

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  81. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 14:31

    God save her sha make she repent ooooo hmmmm else there won't be 2nd chance anymore...lindiana pls post my comment o i beg

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  82. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 14:33

    God save her sha make she repent ooooo hmmmm else there won't be 2nd chance anymore...lindiana pls post my comment o i beg

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  83. Viano30 March 2013 at 14:56

    Hmmm, makes one wonder how many people have been pronounced dead without proper examination and buried alive!!!!

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  84. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 15:00

    So dts hw Linda did nt post ma comment! Well done u hear *kmt*

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  85. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 15:06

    Our own first lady died for seven days!

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  86. London Boy30 March 2013 at 15:16

    THIS COMMENT IS ONLY INTENDED FOR @ "SIMPLE BABE" AND ALSO TO SERVE AS FORM OF CLARITY AND NOT MISREPRESENTING TERMINOLOGIES. THE WORD "TONIC IMMOBILITY" WAS USED INVARIABLY BY YOU AND ITS SOO SAD. THAT LADY CAN NEVER BE IN THAT STATE. TONIC IMMOBILITY IS AN Apparent death, colloquially known as playing dead or playing possum, Its a behavior observed in a wide range of animals in which they take on the appearance of being dead to an observer. This could either be an involuntary reflex action, as in tonic immobility; or an adaptive behavior as in thanatosis, which is used both as a defense mechanism and as a form of aggressive mimicry. I BELIEVE THAT WAS A MIRACLE. SOME PEOPLE JUST THINK AS IF THEIR BRAIN IS ON HEAT PERIOD. LONDON BOY SAY SO..

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  87. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 15:22

    hahahahahahaha..this surely cracked me up.omg!...she simply passed out on her customer we dey high on toxic substances.lol...wen power jam power,lesser power go bow!lol

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  88. Unknown30 March 2013 at 15:47

    0dne.verdana.javali0

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  89. SOUTHERN BLOG BUG30 March 2013 at 16:00

    That dude is just like me. Heheheh!! I can remember the day i HIT a Gurl so hard that She threw up (vomited). Well, i think God gave her a 2nd chance. Go & sin no more.

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  90. Chichi Chb30 March 2013 at 16:54

    LMAOOOOOO!

    http://life-is-a-rosee.blogspot.ca/

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  91. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 17:09

    Was S̶̲̥̅ђξ wearing cloth as @ d̶̲̥̅̊ time ÖƑ̐ resurrection?=))º°˚˚°º=DнaĦaнaaa=Dº°˚˚°º‎​=))‎​=))º°˚˚°º=DнaĦaнaaa=Dº°˚˚°º‎​=))‎​=))º°˚˚°º=DнaĦaнaaa=Dº°˚˚°º‎​=))  =))˚°◦ .
    _\\_ℓ☺ℓ

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  92. stormzino30 March 2013 at 17:12

    if i hear repent

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  93. H S C30 March 2013 at 17:26

    Hahahahaha! Shit I can imagine the terror. Lmao

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  94. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 17:39

    Its kalled lazarus syndrome

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  95. Unknown30 March 2013 at 17:40

    2nd chance. Become a good born again.

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  96. wise king solomon YSG30 March 2013 at 17:41

    LMAO, jesus wakes Lazarus..........

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  97. wise king solomon YSG30 March 2013 at 17:43

    LMAO, jesus wakes Lazarus..........

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  98. ujunwa30 March 2013 at 17:48

    Is this a joke or Wht ?

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  99. Unknown30 March 2013 at 18:15

    Thank God for her life.she shud go and sin no more
    http://trendyrammy.blogspot.co.uk

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  100. Aby30 March 2013 at 18:24

    So hilarious

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  101. Olamilekan30 March 2013 at 18:26

    Very hillarious...anyway, i believe its a chance for her to leave a better life...

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  102. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 18:44

    Chai... Ashawo ₪☺ βε work Ooº°˚˚°ºoO

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  103. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 19:36

    Q: What do these 3 people have in common?
    -Lazarus
    -Perm Sec Patience Jonathan aka Madame Umblerra
    -Zimbabwean prostitute

    A: They all rose from the dead

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  104. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 20:02

    Just can't stop laughing

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  105. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 20:14

    LMFAOOOOOO!!!! This is the funniest post ever!! Hahahahahaha

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  106. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 20:23

    @Prince Jobless. The way you use every opportunity (even in unrelated matters) to make deprecatory remarks about Nigeria has become very irritating to say the least. You lived 11yrs of your 20yrs in Nigeria. SHOW US SOME RESPECT! Stop being so unnecessarily pernicious. The way you write on issues portray you as an intellectual and emotional cretin. GROW UP!

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    1. Chichi Taichi Okere31 March 2013 at 01:33

      I like how u use words that'll send d bunkum flipping through d pages of his dictionary not knowing he can just google d words.

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  107. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 20:32

    God has a mission for her. If u can ask her u'd find out this very fact. She better answer her calling.

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  108. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 20:33

    She was not checked properly to know if she was still breathing bcos she's a hoe, nuttin like resurrection joor.

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  109. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 20:37

    LMAO!!! This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time

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  110. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 21:16

    Pls Pls and Pls lets get something right here.Has any body tried to imagine the size of the prick that nearly put this lady to an untimely exit.Pls lets meet the man ,see how the prick is,if possible try it on another woman and see where this problem could be from.pls examine this mans prick agility/size and every other thing.............

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  111. Dlapikin30 March 2013 at 22:07

    These things actually happen a lot. Sometimes the heart stops and comes back.

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  112. Queen Bee30 March 2013 at 23:16

    She wasn't dead,she travelled to the seventh realm of ecstacy!!

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  113. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 23:26

    Lollss, Nice 1 Linda. Am so Addicted 2 ur blog.

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  114. Anonymous31 March 2013 at 01:32

    No Offence ,,,,but if she is a muslim ,,,she would have been burried and long forgotten. This is a very big opporturnity for her to repent. Thank GOD for Jesus

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  115. crazyfacts31 March 2013 at 20:55

    is this real, can i get a deeper information on this? stories like this can create waves on crazy facts. good blog...

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  116. Kshitij2 April 2013 at 12:29

    Thanks a lot Linda for this funny news... Keep it up dear...

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