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Thursday 11 October 2012

Can anyone translate this? *Straight face*

Hmmmmmm..? :-)

94 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Umuaka emebi go!

Unknown said...

It simply means that the "guy" wants to get the "girl" pregnant to hasting their marriage.

lol

Anonymous said...

Literal translation - So that if it enters, we will do it very fast.

Meaning: So that if a baby is made, we will get married sharp sharp.

kcee said...

That one concern them. However, they should be ready to face the consequences of their actions.

linda said...

So that once it enters dey marry sharp sharp lol

African Sweetheart said...

this is stupid

http://africansweetheart.blogspot.co.uk/

Anonymous said...

Meant for d Ibos I guess. Proudly Akoko Edo. Slikky

Anonymous said...

Lobatan.......hahahahaha!! Sharp guy

Anonymous said...

lmaoooo. umu igbo di egwu!!!

Sasha Fierce! said...

lol. Na the level nah. Guy need insurance.No story.He wants to be sure that babe is fertile before he pays bride price.
Boys are not smiling for this marriage tingy.n a flip side, it could also be scopes..as per guy wey no dey enjoy sex with condoms, and want to assure the babe that he is so into her.
This is really funny. Be careful what you save on your hard drive.It could come back to hunt you.

Android said...

Hahahahaha! Igbo language is a GRAPHIC one when talking about sex! Love my igbo people tho!

Anonymous said...

..so that when it enters we will do (it, whatever they were talking bout) sharp sharp>>>

the man wants to make sure d girl is 'able'....i thot it was yoruba men that like to give their girls belle bro marriage...dint know ibos did that too

Anonymous said...

Uwa amebigo. That was same tin bisi did with dino. But hers no con dey osiso

charles ejike nwankwo said...

linda you too like bad thing ooo

charles ejike nwankwo said...

Linda, you too like bad thing ooo

BONARIO NNAGS said...

It simply means we're taking a trip to d milkyway,without an helmet,by d time we land,we'll roll straight down d aisle.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

BONARIO NNAGS said...

It simply means we're taking a trip to d milkyway,without an helmet,by d time we land,we'll roll straight down d aisle.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

Anonymous said...

He wants to get her pregnant in order to marry.

Sad really.

hot girl said...

he means will not be using protectives so that their blood can mix sharp sharp...lol

Anonymous said...

Linda is it you they want to give belle like this? Neways it literally means " when it enters we wud do it sharp sharp"

Anonymous said...

Dino Melaye still has time to BBM in all this?

Girl Next Door - Virus Detected! said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Linda no spoil me oh, wh can mould u wan put me

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Sylvia said...

na wa o, dis is not a small something

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Kanyinulia said...

The girls wants to make love to the girl, so that she'll get pregnant and he'll marry her immediately

Anonymous said...

Linda,i read dat one of those guys mother killed i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Aluu I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ died frm the shock???I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ dis real!!!*sad*

Anonymous said...

*Dead

Anonymous said...

Linda, this looks like a coded word for you!
Maybe dude wanna get you preggies so u must marry am sharp sharp. Ko easy, AIDS is real! Let am get tested first before going raw on you A$$$, diseases et all!!!!

Anonymous said...

Linda aaabeg what's the latest in the Melaye story , Biko use your aproko network to dig out stories .

Anonymous said...

Naijadeltapikin...linda y U̶̲̥̅̊ ₪☺ show d name now the guy Ȋ̊§ in a rush Τ̅☺ do smthng n get dat babe pregnant.

Anonymous said...

@anon7:34pm na so English take hard you.? Wat part of 'translate' don't u understand. F9

Anonymous said...

Sounds like pregnancy will give them the permission they need to get married. lol.

Anonymous said...

they are going raw.. so that when he's ish enters inside they can do it sharply!.. lol

faspel said...

No dulling!!! can we proceed sharpaly

Sir jay said...

it simply means that geting a girl pregnant is more cheaper than the cost of condom

Android said...

And Linda stop chatting with Charly Boy! Coz I know na him send u that!

LOL! Not hit me oh... *runs away*

Tara said...

Osiso, kiakia, fastfast

Anonymous said...

lmao! I think this person meant he doesn't want any interruption when they're in the mood to do the dirty.

Anonymous said...

linda its a quikie

Anonymous said...

Jesos! Nsi gbu di na Ghana o. Owa mehi o. Bia Linda no spoil us for hia o!

Anonymous said...

I think say na only Yoruba girls dey get belle before marriage. Abi, no be so una dey talk?

mama ifu said...

Is this Bisi Ibidapo-Obey's phone?

lynnpope$ said...

Lol...the question is who said this? & to who?

lily said...

Lmao, linda u b amebor bt i still lik u shaaa, nywaiz mor power 2 ur elbow

DAFASHIONFREAK said...

Hahaha....!

Anonymous said...

Odikwa risky..lolzzzz

Anonymous said...

Linda I'm sure dis is ur BBm chat wt a guy u talk nd do nasty stuff wt! More like ur friend wt benefit!

Anonymous said...

It means so it will be sweet n she'll get pregnant

Anonymous said...

Linda Amebo! Chai! Wat do u want to hear ehn?... Lol

Anonymous said...

Make sure u mee osiso & get tested for hiv too *eyes rolling*

clevadani said...

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Anonymous said...

That's how they deceive women.hissssssss

Anonymous said...

Question: isn't Linda Ikeji igbo?
D lastname is a Tad confusing!
Cos if she is igbo and grew up in 9ja she must know partly wat dat means!
Linda wr r u from?
Billie jean

Anonymous said...

to "hasting" muahahaha

Anonymous said...

NO PROTECTION SO THAT WHEN YOU GET PREGNANT WE CAN NOW QUICKLY GET MARRIED

Anonymous said...

Meanin I ve 2 enjoy wat am payin for no distraction agree

Anonymous said...

Osiso= fast,fast. Dats all I recognise from my NYSC days

Anonymous said...

Aga Emenu HIV test b4 Unu emewa raw!!

Unknown said...

Is just a smile

Anonymous said...

It means the babe has plenty cash, is a mature single woman and the boy wants to knock her up quickly and steal all her money. Is that not the story with all young boys now?

Anonymous said...

Omo many of these nigerian girls are useless. Just look around u. Almost all the bride to be are 2 -3 months preggies. Its nobodys fault. Do u no how many girls have washed babies down the toilet? Many of them cannot give birth again and u want the man to enter it. Abeg free d guy! I still maintain it, at the end of a womans life the only thing that keeps her going or happy is her children whether they are illegitimate or not, so keep deceiving urselves and be segregating children till when ure 40 and not yet married and no child. Na jesus go come give u belle! Life isn't fair to anybody.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha shikenan linda kin shiga dadi

Anonymous said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

It is better d bele enters bfr so everything can b fasttracked. Research now shows dat women over 27 don dey find am hard 2get bele.

Anonymous said...

It could mean either "when d p**** enters, we go do quickie" or "when u get pregnant, we go marry quick qhick"... I think this guys are having issues from one of the families... Pregnancy makes the ceremony happen fast fast...

Linda who dey send u these thins sef???

Anonymous said...

it means d guy wants to take on the girl without condom so that when they catch hiv they'll die quickly.....

Anonymous said...

Shame on you Linda! Aren't you Igbo? You can't even read your own language but you are always quick to type in Yoruba smh!

Anonymous said...

Okay okay it have do now ahn ahn! U people love to type bad news ..

Anonymous said...

The man needs HIV consultation

UgoBabbeeeee said...

LINDA...aren't you igbo??

Anonymous said...

Stupid & senseless remark!

Chinedu said...

i don't beleive this is stupid...

U don't know what some people pass in d hands of d parents of the people de want to marry...

This is a very easy way of getting married... Even cheaper(coz d parents will be begging u come n do anyhow once d stomah start coming out)

Davidoff Davinchi said...

Linda I suspect this was sent to you abi?

Anonymous said...

linda comoon u no no be igbo girl. the man wan do am fast fast...osiso osiso!

Anonymous said...

linda that guy was really talking to u.We thank God for u.

Anonymous said...

biko hapum aka oooooo umu uwa

Anonymous said...

How dare you mention Jesus in this one. You have no fear for God, I pity you. Linda when the babe go for the raw thing you wont tell us o, when the osiso no come work e go come become tori.

Warri Girl said...

They want to skin dive and he wants her to carry belle. Finito.

Angel said...

It think it means a QUICKIE, them wan do d thing sharp sharp

Anonymous said...

Who is stupid n senseless here? I dint get d lang n it seemed to b in Ibo so hw come an irritant lik u wt filthy mouth call me stupid? Yea,m proudly Akoko Edo so deal wt it. Slikky

Unknown said...

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Anonymous said...

Linda is Yoruba. Was born in Lagos and does not speak Igbo. She needs u to help translate what the guy sent to her. In Yoruba, Ikeji means second. What does it mean in Igbo. Nothing.

Anonymous said...

Google Ikeji festival! Igbo surnames have never had a direct meaning so asking for meaning of Ikeji in Igbo and using it to base your argument is rather ignorant of you.

Anonymous said...

Linda means beautiful in Spanish does that make her Spanish also? Maybe her mother is Spanish and father Yoruba? Smh!

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baby cute said...

smh lmao crazy couples

Yarnz said...

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Anonymous said...

Linda, na ur suga daaddy b dat?

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