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Wednesday 11 January 2012

#OccupyNigeria NYC Protest: Jonathan (Parody) Stoned With Egg


69 comments:

  1. so they can afford to waste egg when i no get money buy egg take chop my indomie? Ok...ooo.God dey.

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    1. Lol.ds is so funnnnyyyyyyy...toni

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  2. LOL :)

    See as the GEJ impersonator painted his face black.

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  3. Ebeleee why? Dis aluism. Victoria acerta.

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  4. Nero fiddle as Rome burned. 

    Nigerians are distracted, confused and wrecking each other while Nigeria's economy goes to hell. Tragic. 

    Don't blame PDP for "disappointing" you. Blame yourself for being gullible, fooled by them and voting for them. 

    "Protesters" are the New Boko Haram. Just like the Hausa / Fulani led Islamic terrorists, Boko Haram, "protesters" are economic saboteurs and puppets being manipulated by a third force (for their own selfish interest and agenda). You are being used. Wake up.

    Stop relying on circumstances, people, politicians, "the economy" or the government to "fix" your problems. Wise up, be sober, be alert, rely on yourself and hustle hard.

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  5. Hehehehe gej has suffered!! Very funny

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  6. the funniest for me is that the guy looks like gej lool

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  7. Hello! wia r we pellow 9jarians. This is the end of 9
    ja

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  8. linda you dey craze ooo i don laugh tire boy o boy what a digrace for a president i trust my naija people they would also see humour even in difficult circumstances

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  9. A BOY & a GIRL were quarreling...
    BOY:witch
    GIRL:spirit
    BOY:ghost
    Girl:goodluck jonathan BOY:Jokes apart,abeg don't call me dat name
    again for ur life,i dey warn u now,if u call me dat name again,i will kill
    www.gideblog.com
    u..

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  10. As sad as I am to report, I showed up at the thing, and all the people you see in the video, are literally all the people that were there.

    maybe it wasnt planned or publicized well, but for it to attract 30 or so people is shameful...

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  11. The 1st southern President in over 35yrs... all u can start with is to increase the sufferings of ur people...instead of concentrating on alleviating d sufferings

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  12. Linda.its called an effigy.

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  13. And you are expecting people to take this protest seriously?? Such a bunch of clowns

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  14. Lwkmd... Comedy toh badt gan. Good for GEJ

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  15. We refuse to be held down. Ain't no stopping us now. We're on the move. 

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  16. WÉ loosin focus .. Criously!!!

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    1. My friend, speak for yourself. If you are losing focus or hallucinating, I suggest you see a doctor or buy yourself spectacles or binoculars.

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  17. #dead..Nosa is a fucking genius i swear

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  18. ok Linda, you are my girl and everything and i understand how the occupy Nigeria thing is very important. blah blah blah. but can u please blog about something else. i understand that you have to give information but you never blog about anything else anymore and your blog has become extremely boring. no offence. i dont even want you to post my comment because i know you wont but just take this comment in to account. i know this is a hard time for nigerians but we also need some time to think about something else. im so tired of this occupy nigeria posts. driving me completely insane. and im sure im not the only one who feels this way/

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    1. Thank you very much. I feel the same way.

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  19. Please what does it mean when someone is stoned with egg ?

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    1. It means they are your ruler and you are unsuccessfully trying to be free. Eat lots of carrots and goat head. It will improve your knowledge of egg, etc :)

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  20. Gej don suffer i swear. Poor man without shoes. See how u decieved us. It is well becos nigerians will just continue to insult u and ur generation.

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    1. Suffer? Poor man? Where? Are you talking about yourself? GEJ is now among the richest politicians in African.

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  21. SUBSIDY REMOVAL: How Rita Dominic,Others Sold Conscience for N200K
    January 11, 2012 · 2 Comments · By nigeriafilms.com
    rita-dominic

    It is no longer news that concerned masses of Nigerian nation are fighting back with everything left in them to ensure that President Goodluck Jonathan will not remove fuel subsidy,which has automatically inflated the price of petroleum products from N65 to N141 per liter.

    Little do the citizens of this nation know that while they are crying and gnashing their teeth over the subsidy issue,the Federal Government has been busy doling out millions of naira to buy over the conscience of famous and prestigious citizens of this country.

    On Friday December 30,2011 at Eko Hotel and Suites,Victoria Island,Lagos,it became the turn of Nigeria movie industry to collect their own share of the “Ghana-must-go” loads of naira notes that have changed hands over the fuel subsidy removal.

    At the very moment when Nigerian “suffering masses” have not forgiven Nollywood stars for campaigning and voting Mr. President into office as a result of all the millions they got,they have done yet another grievous offense by accepting his bags of money to support fuel subsidy removal and keep mute while the poor masses are crying.

    The closed door meeting took place during the Nollywood Forum entitled,”Understanding Deregulation”. Mr. Oronto Douglas,who represented Mr. President,outlined various promises and millions that will be allocated to various sectors of economy, states and local governments when fuel fuel subsidy removal comes to existence,concluding that economic development will take off through all the billions that will be realized from subsidy.

    After throwing questions on what all the money that will definitely come to the fat pocket of federal government through fuel subsidy removal will be used for,stakeholders of Nollywood who came en mass promised to support removal on the grounds that President Jonathan will fulfill all his promises to allocate all the money that will be realized to various areas of the economy,states and local governments or Nollywood will be the very first industry that will rise up and revolt against him.

    We are begging Mr. President because all of us in Nollywood went out of our way to campaign and vote him into office,since he assumed office we have seen ourselves being asked by people to go and meet Jonathan anytime we complain about the situation of things in the country,because they are aware of the things we did during the campaign period.

    So, Mr. Jonathan should come to our aide and look into the $200 million grant that he promised entertainment industry.Stakeholders stated
    Even though he answered all the questions,comments and motions as he could,Mr. Douglas did not visit Nollywood film makers empty handed as bundles of money packed in “Ghana-must-go” bags exchanged hands in the venue.

    We reliably gathered that these Nollywood stars got N200,000 each for supporting fuel subsidy removal.Those present at this close door meeting between federal government of Nigeria and Nollywood stakeholders include; President of Association of Movie Producers, Zik Zulu Okafor,President of Actors’ Guild of Nigeria,Segun Arinze,Zeb Ejiro,Chico Ejiro,Frank Dallas,Mathias Obahiagbon,Peace Anyiam Osigwe,Paul Obazele,Fidelis Duker,Chike Bryan,Sunny Mcdon, Abubakar Yakubu,Rita Dominic,Monalisa Chinda, Florence Onuma,Charles Novia,Fred Amata,Zack Orji, Chairman Actors’ Guild of Nigeria Board of Trustees, Ifeanyi dike,Emma Ogugua,and many others.

    via nigeriafilms.com

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    1. Anyone can make an allegation, but do you have video or audio evidence? If you do, post it. Don't just come here and maliciously damage other people's name and reputation

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  22. he took a risk with his life

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    1. Really?

      You are taking a risk with your comment. You deserve a slap.

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  23. I dnt realy knw y everyone is on dis mans case. Free him already abeg!

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  24. Linda Ikeji you deserve an award as the Mouth of Nigerian people .Instead of all sort of awards given to all sort of funny people give it to our girl Linda Ifeoma Ikeji

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  26. Children 'dumped in streets by Greek parents who can't afford them' 


    Greek youngsters are being dumped by their parents who are struggling to make ends meet in what is fast becoming the most tragic human consequence of the Euro crisis.   


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2085163/Children-dumped-streets-Greek-parents-afford-them.html

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  27. This fool called kemikal! God forsaken son of a whore! The best part of you was thrown away with your whore mother's thrice used condom! We protest because we don't have a choice. Not everybody is receiving money from the government like you. Bastard! "hustle hard" he tells us. How can you even spell the word? Link your own Facebook page and see if you're still around next week to eat government money. Fucking retarded blog warrior! Wish I could see you right now...

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    1. Take am easy. Sane man fighting mad man is also mad oh

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    2. Typical. Another fool that cannot face the truth. You are overdosed on foolishness. Are you possessed by Satan. Me and stupid people don't get along. Make a valid argument for or against the issue at hand instead of vomiting crap. I challenge you to make a case for or against, dumbass.

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    3. @Anon Jan 11, 2012 09:12 PM

      You chatting shit. Struggling? Kill yourself, hoe.

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  28. Lol. People should take it easy on goodluck. Can't help but pity him. He's human just like u and I.#occupynigeria#still! Kayla

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  29. uneasy lies the head that bears the crown

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    1. You got it wrong.


      Wears, not bears. Smh :)

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  30. one question? are they gonna clean that shit up?

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  31. Nigerians who voted GEJ and honestly did not know he was incompetent are very unintelligent.

    I don't give a damn about this country anymore cos the people deserve what they get.

    I'll just arrange myself and be protesting from New York, London, Canada. Bloody Nigerians

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  32. They shld stop wasting eggs biko.find sthelse to pour on d

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  33. To me occupying nigeria means saving nigeria from bh not fighting president jonathan's policy on deregulation if nigerians are wise and believe that his presidency is divine then we must expect some uncommon decisions from him and work and help him transform nigeria and save nigeria from evil men

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  34. the poor are crying and you all are talking about eeg and what ever

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  35. Attack his policies and leave his person out of it,its called being civil.

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  36. I have been saying it in my closeth that any day an average Nigerian discovered how he has been deprived of his right,it will not be easy for government to control them. Our eyes has open to our right,govt.shld know that they can't enslave nigerians anymore. So, let our leaders come down to our level & listen to us. Hungry man is an angry man.

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  37. If Jonathan Catch Dem?
    My best part of the Video was "This is a Cassava Bread from India, oya taste some". Really Funny Sha...
    Linda, how na? Hope dis subsidy palava no reach u? Kudos na.

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  38. i blame our president for having dumb fools like joy emodi and co. as advisers

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  39. @ Flower 12:44 AM
    I seriously doubt you are in Naija....if he/she is, you will know the gravity of what this subsidy thingy is. Pple died, prices of everything has and will literally go up some more. What other news do you want to hear? That Dencia had a boob job? that beyonce had a baby and named her blue? that Jim Iyke bought a new bentley? What other naija news is greater than Occupy Nigeria. Some folks are so ignorant and don't think before they comment....4 real?

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  40. @January 12, 2012 1:48 AM waooo it just shows how stupid some people can be and segun arinze opening that his yeye mouth today to talk not knowing that he has collected money as well as where you see money you see the likes of segun arinze and rita dominic shame on them as well as the others who collected this blood money as if their relatives are not buying petrol like the other poor masses are mschew!!!

    @flower it is now or never so leave linda alone to update us if she does not then no one else would abi is NTA news or the radio telling us anything NO

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    1. What proof or evidence do you have for your stupid allegation? Are you a child? Anyone can make any allegation and untill you substantiate your allegation with evidence, I suggest you drink bleach.

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  41. Linda, I join others to applaud you jor for giving us "real time" news on Occupy Nigeria. dont mind so called "flower" and her mates. what other news do we need now. Free Naija jor

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  42. Next time anybody without shoes wants to rule we should just buy him 2 pairs of Gucci shoes and send him back to his village

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  43. @Anonymous January 12, 2012 6:21 AM

    You're an attention seeking little fool. You deserve what's coming to you. Your comment is utterly deplorable. Shame on you. You are a cockroach. Just like the grass, you get stomped on. No one gives a damn about you. Shut it.

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  44. LWKFMF......Laff wan kill me finish my fuel

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  45. In the struggle we still find time to be laugh. We are not too demanding and love to catch our fun. God help us.

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  46. We need to put measures in place to stop briebery and corruption.It has eaten deep into the fabrics of our society. Even the labour union leaders are culprits.Oil subsidy, although painful now, will do us some good if managed well.

    My candid opinion is that Nigerian dependance on oil is too much. Those who are buying this oil from us are busy looking for alternatives and we are standing on the streets, non-productive asking for subsidy removal. One day we all will wake up to find out that nobody is interested in our almighty oil. Then what???

    THIS IS THE TIME TO DIVERSIFY OUR ECONOMY. Agriculture is the answer.Incentives should be given to farmers.My two kobo...

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  47. fuck all of u,fuck d bastard nd fuck nollywood god purnish boko haram.nigerians r so fucking annoying b4 u vote 4 some1 be clear abt d person's agenda pple r dying everywhere oh gosh!i wish i had my way i would hv dealt wit GEJ gadaffi style nd all those actors who campaign 4 fat desmond elliot nd co dis kind of crap!would never hppen in ghana u knw why?cos dey r smater than u fools.

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  48. i cant belive those nigerian actors get paid 2 act rubbish look at ghana dey r fast developing shirley frimpong is 1 of d best directors out dere(desmond elliot nd emem isong or whatever ur name is take note)all they knw hw 2 do is show their nakedness with no moral lessons underneath am sure it is cos of dis worthless movies dat boko haram feels we have gotten out of hand in respect 2 religion buh dey r nt getting their point across d ryt way nd d next thing dat fool does is d remove fuel subsidy?what a tool

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  49. i cant belive those nigerian actors get paid 2 act rubbish look at ghana dey r fast developing shirley frimpong is 1 of d best directors out dere(desmond elliot nd emem isong or whatever ur name is take note)all they knw hw 2 do is show their nakedness with no moral lessons underneath am sure it is cos of dis worthless movies dat boko haram feels we have gotten out of hand in respect 2 religion buh dey r nt getting their point across d ryt way nd d next thing dat fool does is d remove fuel subsidy?what a tool

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  50. All of u just ended up saying tosh

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  51. All of u just ended up saying tosh

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  52. http://harotechltd.net/2012/01/damage-your-liberty-reserve-acct-with.html?m=1

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