Good morning
The DM is now open for applications!
However the following should be noted.
1. Certain greetings like "Hi baby", "Good morning my angel" "Hi love" has never been, and will never be responded to. For the singular reason we are not acquainted (not yet
2. Please do not bother applying if your handle is, or similar to any of these@emekatoomuchmoney@
3. Also, avoid me if the first picture I'll see on your page is a shirtless six packs (I'll droll but that's it...nothing personal
4. Go straight to the point...don't use my publications as a reference point. "Hi, my name is Obinna Kunle Musa. Can I know you better?"
"I would like to get your book and your number to stay in touch for updates" (
5. All denominations and tribes are welcome. (Foreign nationals included)
6. Do not abbreviate like a college kid.
"Hi, my name z John. Pliz snd ur numba. I'll lyk 2 stay in touch" is a no no!!!!
"Hi, my name is John. Please send your number. I'll like to stay in touch"
7. I speak my dialect fluently. Don't be afraid to "famz" me in igbo language if you can
8. A humorous, artistic, sarcastic or witty individual will stand a greater chance.. (But if you are not....pleaseeeeeee...don't try)
9. Please keep whatever your pastor said to you to yourself. God is yet to speak to me about you.
10. Finally, keep it simple...or you'll lose me at "hello".
TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!
Thank you
...hope she's trying to be funny... sounds like she inherited an estate at Ikoyi for any successful chyker...smh
ReplyDeleteFunny babe!!
DeleteChaaai! As strict as Tonni man Integrated lol...nnaamulum! Una no go understand what I mean though
Deletewhy is she so strict in the kind of conversation she wants from guys on instagram.. it is like she is laying down the 10 commandments.
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Because a lot of you men are rude, uncultured and time wasters my dear friend.
DeleteNegodu Ndi awusa na ndi Ofe kwa? taa nwa ada oma Anyi jide oso ka anyi si acho ndu.
ReplyDeleteUmunna biko onye akawana Okwu na asusu ozo.
Igbo ndi oma, Ada Igbo Amaka
HEHE sharp igbo pikin
ReplyDelete-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
ReplyDeleteThis is so me....LOL... I wont even respond if any guy use those disgusting abbreviations..
It will even sound more romantic when a guy use my dialect....hahahaha
The other day, a guy sent me a DM, and was like ...'Hello, where are you from'? and i'm like, 'i'm Nigerian' and then he got pissed.... hehehehehe...cos apparently it was obvious we are both Nigerians....
Some ladies just want it simple...and i'm one of them...#smiles#
This is strict, which man can win your heart
ReplyDeleteU r indeed begging for suitors! Tired of ur solitary confinement of loneliness.
ReplyDeleteAnother odious, manipulative and pathetic feminist on the loose looking for a man to control, simply blc you think your cursed beauty can buy you a descent man, continue on rampage, till you hit 45yrs, then you will ammend this outrageous lithany of your stupid list.
ReplyDeleteOh gush. What a word!!
DeleteYou dey vex oh . Lol. She tell you say na people like you she want? No be by force.
DeleteLmao!! 🙌🙌
ReplyDeleteIts called a six-pack, not a six-packs.
ReplyDeleteThank me later when those foreign nationals wonder wtf you're talking about saying stuff like a six-packs.
When you want to correct someone, ensure you got what the person said/wrote right before you do so. She never said a six-packs.
DeleteThank me later when you realize you only made a fool of yourself in the name of correcting her.
She said "a shirtless six packs" which is incorrect grammatically and is the same thing as saying "a six packs."
DeleteThank me later honey😃
Guys Best of luck
ReplyDeleteAlso it's "drool" not droll.Isn't she supposed to be an authour?
ReplyDeleteIt's "author", Baby! Shouldn't you know it all? Hahaha.
DeleteIt's called "Author" not "Authour" see your life!!!!too know dey kill ooo
DeleteYes she is an AUTHOR! yimu! Remove the log in ur eyes 1st.
DeleteAnd its 'AUTHOR'
DeleteYes authour thank me later author hehehehe
DeleteHmmmmmmm
DeleteOk this post'll go a long way to institute many marriages this yr.
ReplyDeleteGiven rules before meeting someone, surely there will be rules in the marriage.she wants perfect match, pray u find one. Even banky no perfect and he knows well. Your husband go try o..!👌👌👌
ReplyDeleteStupid!...marriages that would never last. Ok broke ass guys start applying cos cute and sweet girls are now scarce in your area. There is nothing men will not see in the hands of these girls that feel they have little change in their hands. Why would i go and marry someone who am 100% sure she will not be submissive and only argue on every word i say...bullshit..there is nothing to be happy about such marriage!!. My dear you will wait for my application forever...nonsense!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're have some insecurity issues.. So a woman shouldn't make it in life because she wants to look submissive? Go Find your class of girls and stop spewing trash.
DeleteOnly insecure men sound this way... So a woman shouldn't make it in life because she wants to look submissive enough for a man? Please find your class of girls and stop spewing trash...
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ReplyDeleteShe wants people to slide into her DM but she didn't give out her handle. How can u invite someone to a party without giving directions to the party venue? Umu nwanyi sef!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLinda, Pls tell her I'm interested. She can tell me how to contact her
ReplyDeleteYou go girl. You are on point. Some guys can be really disrespectful
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm bad news for unlucky men that may be a victims and bad news for her because, if care is not taking she may fall victims with the men that would pretending to whom she wanted for herself. Good luck too ooooo in your searching.
ReplyDelete@ Anonymous (11:49am) its actually droll not drool. droll means curious or unusual in a way that provokes dry amusement while drool means to drop saliva uncontrollably from the mouth. so please check your dictionary before you correct someone else and in so doing making a fool of yourself.
ReplyDeleteIts 'author' nt 'authour' @anon 11:49
ReplyDeleteI have been looking at the girl's picture for over 5 minutes. I didn't comprehend the reason for all these rules. Please is she the daughter to the owner of the entire Banana Island Estate? Nne, my wife with 4 kids already is going to get married before you if she wants intends to leave me and get married to another man. Na me talk am. mr.festus.org@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteLooks good tho, but should chill !!
ReplyDeleteIf she is looking for husband,so what? Babe take style find him Jor, don't study anybody.If you need him,find him. No need hiding inside your bedroom and cowering in loneliness and "what-will-people-say" kind of fear.
ReplyDeleteO ga o..... Adesuwa and banky Don cause something o..... Lol..... Babes say e work for them, no mean say e go work for u..... But it's good to try your luck sha,who know, dbanj might just slide in to say hi.... Lmao... #goodluckmami
ReplyDeleteMtcheew, cheap publicity ......
ReplyDeleteReal men don't buy women.
ReplyDeleteReal men don't buy women.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing strict about the above rules. My love (when you two haven't met), kk, innit, awayu, shirtless pics (Iyanya wannabe), @moneybag (emoney wannabe) etc. Are those not rubbish? I like those rules jare. Babe...sorry, Chidera I think I will apply.
ReplyDeleteI must be honest here....This lady, even though i didn't know before now, is well brought up! I say this with every sense of responsibility and honesty. She is has also exhibited a high level of enlightenment. I have said it over and over again that those who write in such manner are either not educated or half baked or college kids. She has proved me right here. She is not strict in any way but has shown sense of maturity. I like her biko
ReplyDeleteShe says she does not want name wit money... wat of Emoney..... hahaha lol....
ReplyDeleteShe's made her point and I've taken corrections to the areas i'm faulty at
ReplyDeletePlease what's a DM
ReplyDeleteThat babe is so cool.
ReplyDeleteGod don catch you "mr correcter"..i too know...pepper body.abeg pack well.
ReplyDeleteIs she sure that she really want to get married to a man with all this conditions.
ReplyDeleteNawa na najja we dey as such we no suppose as like say we dey overseas
She go try well... dee
ReplyDeleteInstead of you guys to take correction, you will be spewing nonsense and why are you guys pained,ndi osochi egbu
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