What is the moral of this story.... Linda why you dey fall my hand nah, dis one na news? Ok today i was wondering wether to chop eba and egusi or rice but along the line i ate beans. yinmu for u
Enter your comment... it is always like that. that's how one overtook our car and a lorry. almost broke the side mirror of our car. patience is just what you need sometimes
So what?? Im not a celebtity, and ive had a driver since God knows when...social media dont care if youve got a maid specifically hired to wash ur undies..Youre blessed toolz dont make a big deal about hiring someone to drive you round town!
Omo olomo, he needs salary increase dats why hes fighting for u in ur presence. I hope dis leads to salary increase for him, dats if dem no blow him mouth tear.... Lol
You sit quietly in the car so someone won't disfigure Dumerun Tunde's boobs and ass just bcos of a car scratch huh. Quietly protecting her packages for wedding..e for turn total wreckage if she for comot. SO TOOLZ MA GET DRIVER?? Choiii, Oluwa,pick up na!!!
And dis is news bcos she has a driver or wot? Linda u really fall my hand wit dis post! If dere s no more news den go to sleep. And d toolz sef was actually drivin @ wot exactly? All crap!!! Smh
Hello Linda, I go through your blog almost everyday so i can call myself an addict. But please, not all news is gossip worthy or relevant. Eg. This one; i honestly do not see the point.... Peace!
and that's how it ended. but toolz let's be honest, you didn't want to get involved not because you're too tired but I'm sure your pride made you play the big madam
JUST ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY IN NIGERIA WHERE PEOPLE SCUFFLE FOR THE MOST BASIC AMENITIES AND THE REST SIT ON THEIR HANDS AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE ILLUSION OF A COMFORTABLE SPACE.
...NEWSFLASH, IF THE ECONOMY WORSENS, THOSE COMFORTABLE SPACES WILL CONTINUE TO SHRINK AS THE HUNGRY MASSES GET EMBOLDENED TO INVADE THESE SPACES TO EAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IN THEIR PATH.
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ReplyDeleteLadies 2 Girls protest Na-ked, saying Their men didn't satisfy them during S3x
DeleteSee here
U better wait..lol
ReplyDeleteButty ;)
ReplyDeleteWatch sextape of busty Nassarawa Poly student that's gone viral
They wan drag who has better muscle na.....she for allow them fight well...fighting is good for their souls
ReplyDelete#iT wiLL oNLy geT beTTer
#iT MusT eNd iN prAise
No morale of the story.
ReplyDeleteMcthew
ReplyDeleteSo in summary she try tell us say she get car and driver...okay Tools we have hear
Lol,waiting to see d end of d fight,kikikikakajiboyugiyanyan*laffin in swahili*
ReplyDeleteTwo fighting ediye meji nja
ReplyDeleteAwww
ReplyDeleteMcthew
ReplyDeleteSo in summary she try tell us say she get car and driver...okay Tools we have hear
okay......
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toolz how much is the cost of the damage
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atleast let me do new year for you
Linda this one nah story?
ReplyDeleteEya sorry dear sister
ReplyDeleteOK, waiting for the complete season, lolz
ReplyDeleteWhykay
Thank God u didn't,u could ve started another with dat wrecking ball behind you✌
ReplyDelete#needanalibitojoinmetastethenewgeishasardine
Abi nw, best decision before they break ur head and say dey didn't know it would result into that
ReplyDelete#*karlishah*
Linda what happen next,u havn't complete d story nah..... #angryface
ReplyDeleteI will wait also oo before I get back home with a black eye..
ReplyDeleteLol when you want to take ur bath plz let us know too. Nonsense
ReplyDeleteMADAM TOOLZ,THANK GOD SHE DIDNT COME DOWN O,SHE WOULD HAVE CAUSED MAJOR TRAFFIC CHOII......
ReplyDeleteSo what's the point of this gist now coz am still waiting for it???
ReplyDeleteanaekwe.ucheslimj@gmail.com
na today ?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the point of the tweets? Or am I dumb?
ReplyDeleteSo????
ReplyDeleteLip sealed...
ReplyDeleteSooo???????
ReplyDeleteIts not complete Linda!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate toolz like hell,no offense,i don't just know,bag of beans....
ReplyDeletedis one nah better traffic...... lolz
ReplyDelete#she'sunique#
Read!
ReplyDeleteYou should have droven off after he finish fighting he will come home,or don't you have insurance coverage...Believe
ReplyDeleteif u can't beat d crowd join dem
ReplyDeleteAnd so????
ReplyDeleteSo?
ReplyDeleteDrama Queen...!!
ReplyDeleteprincess toolz...how she go come down na...her nyansh no go gree her
ReplyDeleteWhat is the moral of this story.... Linda why you dey fall my hand nah, dis one na news?
ReplyDeleteOk today i was wondering wether to chop eba and egusi or rice but along the line i ate beans. yinmu for u
its mostly in naija person go dey wrong still the fight for right.....shio...#lindodo I hail o
ReplyDeletelinda hows ds newS biko
ReplyDeleteMISSVEE
Enter your comment... it is always like that. that's how one overtook our car and a lorry. almost broke the side mirror of our car. patience is just what you need sometimes
ReplyDeleteSo what does she want her followers to do? U don't get to reveal everything online..
ReplyDeleteWhatever....Linda much love/Linda take care/Long Live LIB
ReplyDeleteso, make i fall break neck?... Double your hustle
ReplyDeleteSo what?? Im not a celebtity, and ive had a driver since God knows when...social media dont care if youve got a maid specifically hired to wash ur undies..Youre blessed toolz dont make a big deal about hiring someone to drive you round town!
ReplyDeleteAhhh Tools, until they kill themselves for your head abi? You wan make headline... Lol. But you can always get other people to intervention.
ReplyDelete---
www.nosairabor.com
Half story
ReplyDeleteAnd so?
ReplyDelete1. You did well coz most ppl who separate fight end up most times getting wounded
ReplyDelete2. The driver didn't want to lose his job
3.
Lol. Omolomo no get power for stress
ReplyDeleteCan LIBers see me at all? Am I invisible?
Yawns* NEXT
ReplyDeletewhen money talks....
ReplyDeleteSo?
ReplyDeleteLol if its my mum she will carry the car keys and zoom off.. She no raiye oshi. Lol
ReplyDeleteNka mean kwa gini linda?? How is this news... Mary nwanmo
ReplyDeleteEyah,It happens
ReplyDeleteLIB ADDICT#just passing#
And??.....u tweeted for us to know??.....mtcheeeew...abegi next.
ReplyDelete#justbeentruthful
Omo olomo, he needs salary increase dats why hes fighting for u in ur presence. I hope dis leads to salary increase for him, dats if dem no blow him mouth tear.... Lol
ReplyDeleteThe concluding gist loading...next plz!
ReplyDeleteLol. As the guys don chop bellyfull, make dem flex dem muscle nah.
ReplyDeleteSincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha
Is this a story??? I thought she was going to say she got in the driver's seat and drove off. At least that would have been funny!!!
ReplyDeletesO WE SHOULD START FRYING AKARA, FOR BEANS ABI...LINDA U SEF
ReplyDeleteBig girl don't Fight!!!!! Just stay calm my Toolz! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm % Linda Your Greatest Fan %
ReplyDeleteIf t did not do do anything about the situation, why tell us at all?
ReplyDelete*sighs*......ok......next pls...*nd nextym jus get into d driver's syd n zoom off...
ReplyDeleteIf you did not do do anything about the situation, why tell us at all?
ReplyDeletewhen you employ ex tout as a driver
ReplyDeleteSorry
ReplyDeleteYou should get into a cab and leave
ReplyDeleteWetin consine us with this one now?
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...e .no complete o
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...
ReplyDelete#linda give me 1bo#
Ok
ReplyDeleteEyea sorry
ReplyDeleteHow is dis news madam?
ReplyDeleteYou sit quietly in the car so someone won't disfigure Dumerun Tunde's boobs and ass just bcos of a car scratch huh. Quietly protecting her packages for wedding..e for turn total wreckage if she for comot.
ReplyDeleteSO TOOLZ MA GET DRIVER?? Choiii, Oluwa,pick up na!!!
Waris the gist in this one now? Y sidon "patiently". Just Thank God it's not more than a physical fight.
ReplyDeleteAnd what happens....
ReplyDeleteLili tell your blog am not a robot biko
~make I go drink one bottle of beer~
I hope say the video of the fight go ready soon. since u dey chill and tweet.
ReplyDeleteWs d gist abt dis linda???
ReplyDeleteWell, she is a Nigerian
ReplyDeleteSeparate ooo...make another thing no happen...
ReplyDelete#sips OriJin#
what if they blind your driver?
ReplyDeletesmh
pls visit my Blog AdeneGift's Blog
And this is news Abi !
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend Has not called me today. I'm abit paranoid. Linda please make that a post
Linda, please help me find out if she's still there. I dey come.
ReplyDeleteJesus is Lord.
Which kind English be this
ReplyDeleteand how is this news worthy or is there a continuation to this Story. *thinking out loud
ReplyDeleteDats our street everyday
ReplyDeleteWhat is this supposed to mean Linda?
ReplyDeleteLinda will u be posting d completion of d story or is dis d end???
ReplyDeleteLol abi what can she do
ReplyDeleteBad niga. Isi ewu. Linda pls my hostel pls help me out. Linda do something
ReplyDeleteSophy philosophy department UNN
Asogwaruphina@gmail.com
Mtchewwww..gerrerehereee...i was xpectn one interesting story..nxt pls
ReplyDeleteUh!! So sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteSorry dear.that should remind u we are still in lasgidi.wonders city
ReplyDeleteEyaa this kind of thing happen on a regular
ReplyDeleteEyaaa this kind of things happen on a regular
ReplyDeleteLol he was fighting for ur right as far as his concerned, give him bonus o lol. Linda post o
ReplyDeleteYour backer be like toolz....
ReplyDeleteLet's hear biko
ReplyDelete-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
That's a good idea my dear cos men can be too violent when fighting.
ReplyDeleteLinda's bestie...
Nwa Nnewi.
If you dere come down you yansh go separate thr fight. ...
ReplyDeleteDaft talk...what's a young lady like her doing with a driver....driver this driver that...
ReplyDeletewell that explained the whale weight
Patiently waiting too. To come show us the pics of ur driver's broken head
ReplyDeleteSo what should we do with this incomplete gist? Linda respect yourself o
ReplyDelete#best decision Toolz, some innocent souls have been wasted as a result of hooligalism. next time call yr driver to order.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds bored. Post made no single sense.
ReplyDeleteAnd how is this news Linda? Stop boring me with stories like this pls.she should have joined the fight . Nonsense
ReplyDeleteEhhee... gini mezie..
ReplyDeletewe all know U are meant to have a driver nah
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Unnecessary gist...
DeleteAnd this is news how? It's not even worth a gossip.
ReplyDeleteMtschew. Linda you for still copy how she sat and sat and sat. Thsn how she came out of the vehicle. Rubbish.
ReplyDeleteSo what's our biz??
ReplyDeleteExactly what happened to me today!idiot marks ur car and starts arguing.
ReplyDeleteWHAT A NONSENSE?
ReplyDeleteAnd dis is news bcos she has a driver or wot? Linda u really fall my hand wit dis post! If dere s no more news den go to sleep. And d toolz sef was actually drivin @ wot exactly? All crap!!! Smh
ReplyDeleteSo wetin kon apn..dt apns everyday..z dere still more or dts d end cos I honestly dnt gt
ReplyDeleteAnd what finally happened narrator?!
ReplyDeleteLol......interestingly
ReplyDeleteSo how does this concern me? Am very much upset dat I'v not received my december allawee nd here u re talking trash mtchew
ReplyDeleteHello Linda,
ReplyDeleteI go through your blog almost everyday so i can call myself an addict.
But please, not all news is gossip worthy or relevant. Eg. This one; i honestly do not see the point....
Peace!
Y d gist...who she help
ReplyDeleteThis is no news....they fight,they no fight who e concern...nxt pls
Lindaz in-law(my brother's wife)
So what's the essence of this post??? OK. Now we all know Toolz has a driver. Driver ko,mechanic ni
ReplyDeleteand that's how it ended. but toolz let's be honest, you didn't want to get involved not because you're too tired but I'm sure your pride made you play the big madam
ReplyDeleteLinda u Don start wetin dy make me vex. This is news abi. Traffic is cliché na. It's evry wia. *odiegwu linda
ReplyDeleteAnd what's new about that?
ReplyDeleteHow does that affect the price of fish?
ReplyDeleteO boy, u should av gone down and they wld av stopped fighting naturally, aint they men?
ReplyDeleteSo how was posting about it going to save the situation
ReplyDeletePlease check out my blog bettykrislav.blogspot.com
Lmao
ReplyDeleteNigeria is soo fucked up. A common radio presenter has a driver. Anyway I blame it on the bad roads.
ReplyDeleteAnd then?
ReplyDeletelol..like!!!!
ReplyDeleteOKORO UPGRADED
ReplyDeleteTurn your back at them, it would have done the Magic
You no how. They would have been distracted.
or better still stay in between.
"Abi Linda mowe're"
I guess the moral of the story is that she has a driver. Lolz...
ReplyDeleteSo you wait in your car while your driver fights for your car being scratched. You are a fat fool
ReplyDeleteOk so what happened? Hissing
ReplyDeleteok, so wtf? is this news?
ReplyDeleteSo what happened in the end?
ReplyDelete#thenewguy
Can't move her donkey yansh to save her driver. Mgbeke too fat!
ReplyDeletePls tell her to separate them before someone get injured.
ReplyDeleteMeans you don't care ... I don't support this .... U should have atleast come down even if it's eye service ....
ReplyDeleteLol,very funny...
ReplyDeleteI dont care what other people think but he is out there because of you ... Smh
ReplyDeleteSo? Everytn na jist, abi she wan tell us dat she nw has a driver. Mtcheww. #sneh
ReplyDeleteMakes no sense at all
ReplyDeleteso keep waiting na...... must we know how your day went? a beg make I go chop Jor.
ReplyDeleteEhn why u come dey yarn us?
ReplyDeleteJUST ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY IN NIGERIA WHERE PEOPLE SCUFFLE FOR THE MOST BASIC AMENITIES AND THE REST SIT ON THEIR HANDS AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE ILLUSION OF A COMFORTABLE SPACE.
ReplyDelete...NEWSFLASH, IF THE ECONOMY WORSENS, THOSE COMFORTABLE SPACES WILL CONTINUE TO SHRINK AS THE HUNGRY MASSES GET EMBOLDENED TO INVADE THESE SPACES TO EAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IN THEIR PATH.
EVERYBODY DO SOMETHING. NOBODY IS INVINCIBLE.
Sry I don't really get de experienced she had so they both got nw to fight den wat happan?
ReplyDeleteAnd so? SMH for both Toolz & Linda!
ReplyDeleteYou just want to be in the News abi
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
ReplyDeletePatiently waiting is the way forward my sister. Works for me anytime!
ReplyDeleteWas she robbed? I hear they rob people on traffic in Lagos.....waiting for the next episode.
ReplyDeleteLinda ama kip loving your blog!
Too bad of her, she ought to come out & settle.
ReplyDeleteIt was good you remained inside...we can't some non-entity using you to gain popularity. thank God for life
ReplyDeleteSo dis one na news too. So as a good Nigerian, sitting down patiently was d best u could do? Notice me. #Live right by ur example.
ReplyDeleteAnd what exactly did that teach us?
ReplyDeleteINSTEAD OF YOU TO USE YOUR BANGING BOD TO DISTRACT THE OTHER DRIVER AND SEPARATE THE FIGHT. TALENT YOU GET YOU NOR USE AM
ReplyDeleteFYI TOOLZ IF YOU GOT DOWN FIGHT FOR DONE END TEYTEY. COS YOUR BEHIND WOULD STOP THE FIGHT.
ReplyDeleteAnd? Slow news day with an unfinished story
ReplyDeleteSo,what do we do with this?Iraanu.
ReplyDeleteLETS BLAME JONATHANS ADMINISTRATION FOR THIS
ReplyDeleteHell no,u acted badly,you should have got down to caution your driver.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Dats serious oh. #IamMe
ReplyDeleteIt's a normal thing nAu. Some truck drivers are just silly.
ReplyDeleteEhe? What happened after the wait? Linda you and this your crush should go and rest.
ReplyDeleteOkbye.
You are human like us so things like that do happen,u just got to be patient.
ReplyDeleteSo big aunty I did not learn anything from this story.
#Hajia Mufliat
It's a normal thing nAu. Some truck/van drivers are just silly. They will do something wrong and they will claim rubbish right.
ReplyDeleteI don't get. What's the moral of the whole story...
ReplyDelete*LIB JUDGE*
Is that all?
ReplyDeleteU neva see anytin
ReplyDeletePlease How does her traffic experience concern us?
ReplyDeletePlease give us correct gist.
What does this narration translate to ultimately?
ReplyDeleteOk... But this is not news...Except the fact that it's from Toolz.. Next plzzzz!!!
ReplyDeleteok keep waiting
ReplyDeleteChai u try. Increase ur drivers salary.
ReplyDeleteBig girl thinz, so she cannot drive herself Abi?
ReplyDeleteChoi, orimi jeki lowo!
Www.bolatitoblog.com
Linda seriously, u can be funny. Is this supposed gist u made me waste time for? No climax to the story, just bland. Oga o
ReplyDeleteMoney speaking
ReplyDeleteLol. Big drama. Now I wish I was passing by
ReplyDeleteAnd so ?
ReplyDelete#lobatan!!!
jez passing by.................................
ReplyDeletejez passing by.................................
ReplyDeleteTools can't even tweet sense or express herself correctly in simple written English. What a shame. And she is an OAP. God save Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThe gods are watching
Then it seems your personality is more important than where you were headed to, else you wouldn't seat in the car doing nothing.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteOk seen
ReplyDeleteIt's a joke...nigerians! Man so much poverty we don lost sense of humour.😩
ReplyDeleteOk.
ReplyDelete(LIB'S FINEST)
YOU SOUND REALLY DUMB WITH THIS WRITE UP , I WANT TO BELIEVE YOU'RE UN -EDUCATED. STUPID YORUBA BITCH
ReplyDeleteRUBBISH
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...nawa oooo,make una live toolz alone.
ReplyDeleteNollywood story #OGAmadam
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahaha! Babe You Wicked OOhh! http://www.bummyla.com
ReplyDeletemmmchwww... what concern us about this story now? atleast you said you didnt come down to seperate em... abeg.. park well....
ReplyDeleteU see wetin we dey talk abt,so toolz nmo sabi drive abi,tunde u better teach ur wife hw to drive before her nd sme touts go do her someting
ReplyDeleteLol. Linda what should we do with this now? *50cent's baby mama
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