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Monday, 13 July 2015

Oh my! Check out the man with the smallest eggplant in the world

His name is 'George' and he's from South Carolina. He said his eggplant is one inch long and about 3/4 of an inch in circumference. And his sperm when he has an orgasm is about  the size of a pea. Wow! See the photo here.
at 7/13/2015 06:40:00 pm

167 comments:

  1. NaijaDeltaBabe13 July 2015 at 18:41

    Hian!

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    1. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:09

      Linda, indeed u r chief of eggplant. Biko am stil a virgin, and don't spoil me for my mother.

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    2. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:10

      Linda, indeed u r chief of eggplant. Biko am stil a virgin, and don't spoil me for my mother.

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    3. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 22:33

      OBARA JESUS!!!

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    4. Richard13 July 2015 at 23:08

      Na disease decrease the man P. Funny it's like thumb finger. #Richie

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    5. Juleslouis14 July 2015 at 00:17

      He has orgasms with this? Wow! Some new born eggplants r bigger than this sef. Nawah

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    6. Unknown14 July 2015 at 16:16

      Egg plant everytime........Wetin now

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  2. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:42

    Ohk na

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    1. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:10

      Linda, indeed u r chief of eggplant. Biko am stil a virgin, and don't spoil me for my mother.

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    2. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 21:26

      OK nah.that's interesting

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    3. TAMARA SPLASH14 July 2015 at 23:32

      Love is blind no b for this matter biko.

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  3. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:42

    Lol...this sh*t is really funny....he shud go for P**** enlargement na.

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    1. TAMARA SPLASH14 July 2015 at 04:25

      go for p****** enlargement jare....God himself go understand. WTF is this?

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  4. becky13 July 2015 at 18:42

    Lol eeya

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  5. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:42

    So why the baby pic?

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  6. Innocentia Annie13 July 2015 at 18:43

    Nawa ooo
    This one no follow at all

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    1. Eze13 July 2015 at 21:13

      WTF can he even masturbate with such dick.....pls go for dick enlargement, God will understand

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    2. Eze13 July 2015 at 21:13

      WTF can he even masturbate with such dick.....pls go for dick enlargement, God will understand

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    3. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 21:25

      U got that right...e no follow..lol

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  7. gentle13 July 2015 at 18:43

    Ewww

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  8. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:44

    Nawa oooo.

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  9. Jasmine Joseph13 July 2015 at 18:44

    OMG and so pathetic and he says it like it's something to be proud of

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    1. Eze13 July 2015 at 21:10

      He says it bcos he ha nothing to loose...and just maybe somebody might like such size

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  10. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:45

    Lolzzzz

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  11. Ayobami13 July 2015 at 18:45

    Ewwww....

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  12. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 18:45

    LINDA YOU NEED JEEZES,

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  13. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 18:45

    It's buried.

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  14. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:46

    Why use the face of a little kid when the person is an adult?

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  15. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:46

    What da?!!!!! He needs prayers oo. Shey eleyi ma ri iyawo fe bayi?!! Ah!!

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  16. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:46

    Lip sealed!

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  17. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:47

    Linda, indeed u r chief of eggplant. Biko am stil a virgin, and don't spoil me for my mother.

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  18. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:47

    Linda stop dis nonsense.....u don de do dis tin sooootay pple de call your blog "eggplant blog" pls its nt interesting anyone. Mtchew

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  19. BONARIO NNAGS13 July 2015 at 18:47

    Waaat! I don't wish to be him, nah God was so benevolent to me in that aspect.
    His ish looks like a comma.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com13 July 2015 at 21:00

      Hahahahahahaahahha

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    2. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 21:58

      See suffer
      He should kindly keep it to himself
      This one is to tickle somebody

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    3. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 23:15

      you are a calabar boy na, i hear say una sabi the thing well. lol but i think it compensated for part of your brain that was lost.

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    4. Mr. Stretch14 July 2015 at 07:02

      Anonymous 11:15pm hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...@ part of your brain that was lost...lol

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    5. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 21:49

      Wow . Anon 11:15.....nice job!!!! Good one. Btw I once dated someone with dick ds size with erection. I stayed cos I really loved him....but left cos he is extra ordinarily possessive. One Tosin guy like dat. Tall and big, bt hey, he didn't create himself. People ab disability of all sort. Nobody is perfect.

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  20. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:48

    What's this Linda...Stop turning your blog to an xxx zone. I know it's your blog, but some of these things have no moral justification for public view.

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  21. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com13 July 2015 at 18:49

    Oh dearrrrrrr

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  22. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:50

    God is great sha.

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  23. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 18:52

    And some people will want to commit suicide over stuffs like this.
    Here's a story you guys should read - A TRUE ACCOUNT OF HOW I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF
    Avoid depression!!!

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  24. Sylvonce13 July 2015 at 18:54

    Jeez! Very disgusting! Good for him that hour is in a 'trans' country, so they can equally increase it wiv surgery.

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  25. KWEEN13 July 2015 at 18:54

    Lmao! Wtf? This guy should Just cut that thing off and become a woman.

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  26. Alma13 July 2015 at 18:55

    Speechless

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  27. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:55

    Geeeezzz

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  28. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 18:56

    lol that will get him nothing cos no lady wants that

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  29. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 18:57

    Ewwwww....

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    1. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:01

      Linda, biko am stil a virgin. D pic doesn't correspond. All d same, its well. Lolzzzz.

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    2. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:01

      Linda, biko am stil a virgin. D pic doesn't correspond. All d same, its well. Lolzzzz.

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  30. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 18:58

    Ayamaaaa

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  31. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:59

    Oh my my my...laff wan killl meah die...had 2write it in full ooooooo!

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  32. Nick13 July 2015 at 18:59

    This blog continues to disappoint me. Linda these days your blog is all about eggplant, what Kim K wore over the weekend and transgender people. I don't believe this is the kind of news that made this blog popular. I used to come here to get naija and better celebrity gossip news and not pictures of egg plants. Since this is the only way for me to reach you, I ask that you reevaluate the business proposition of this blog. This is not about religion or moral, this about the value in the information you are giving your readers. Think about this.

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    1. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 22:21

      if the blog disappoints you Then dont come here anymore its as simple as that. E.P aka Enemy of Progress.!! Gerara here my friend.!!!

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    2. Liddy14 July 2015 at 03:17

      "Enemy of Progress.!!" really?? Smh
      When Nick is just telling it as it is??!
      U'r pathetic!

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  33. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 18:59

    That's a larger clitoris.

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  34. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:01

    eh yah sorrry

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  35. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:03

    Can he perform at all?

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  36. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:04

    Can he perform at all?

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    1. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 21:59

      Why nt try and see if will nt run wit ur panties in ur hand

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  37. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:04

    This is disastrous!!!! His life must be miserable!

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  38. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:04

    Eeeeeeeeeyah! Dis is not good but God knows best. Linda take note!

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  39. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:04

    Eeeeeeeeeyah! Dis is not good but God knows best. Linda take note!

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  40. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:05

    Can he perform at all?

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  41. dharmmy13 July 2015 at 19:05

    Ewo o

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  42. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:06

    Aww. I guess he's very good with his hands and mouth in that case. And oh, der's no way he doesn't use toys on the women he sleeps with.

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  43. APPLE13 July 2015 at 19:06

    Chai! They should just cut it off and put toto there lol.

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  44. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:09

    Ewwwwwww. Ok

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  45. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:10

    #justpassing

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  46. Adetunji Henry13 July 2015 at 19:12

    Na serious matter be this wan O°˚˚˚˚˚°Âº...so some people still get hope sef....lolz!

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  47. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:14

    Dats sad

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  48. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:19

    Why would you use pic of an innocent baby for this your filthy post?
    You really do need to stop.
    Are you perverse or something????
    Whose child is this??
    Screen shot being sent to appropriate authorities immediately after.
    You just keep negating your good work with such inappropriate posts.

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  49. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:20

    What I just saw is a bad news🙈🙈🙈.. I think he needs to cut it off permanently.. No wonder some men wanna become women.. I won't be surprised if Caitlyn had that same size..🙊

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  50. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:21

    Hian!!!....Ogene Bikko...wetin be dse....

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  51. Faith Eze's Blog13 July 2015 at 19:22

    Choi,I cnt even see it

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  52. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:23

    Linda why use a picture of a baby with a title like that and a link that shows a man's penis? Its a combination of poor judgement and bad taste.

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  53. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:24

    Linda Dnt underrate that tin ooo, if he comes out fully u will shout. Can't u see that the head is coming out gradually? Becarefull wit such eggplant (OBUM)

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  54. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:24

    This is Photoshop

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  55. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:24

    Really Lindiway?????

    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

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  56. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:25

    Linda I dey fesr you ooo

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  57. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:25

    wooow

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  58. amy13 July 2015 at 19:26

    Madam Linda, why in Heavens name will you use a child's photo in a post about eggplant bikonu?

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  59. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:26

    Hehehhehehe me not sure wheda I wil like to view oooo....


    #luv@linda

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  60. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:27

    Ooooooooooh my...!
    This one doesn't look lyk dick now
    Ok u want make I tell u what it looks lyk?
    Mba.
    Linda u want to blindfold me abi?

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  61. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:27

    Ooooooooooh my...!
    This one doesn't look lyk dick now
    Ok u want make I tell u what it looks lyk?
    Mba.
    Linda u want to blindfold me abi?

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  62. ivoryakeru@gmail.com13 July 2015 at 19:29

    *sniggers* that doesn't even qualify as a plant mofozikwa eggplant!chai!it looks like that green and red mmii-mmii that my grandpa nibbles on!lawd! is it good?

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  63. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:29

    Linda and egg plant... God forbid this type o.
    ~D great anonymous!

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  64. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:30

    *sniggers* that doesn't even qualify as a plant mofozikwa eggplant!chai!it looks like that green and red mmii-mmii that my grandpa nibbles on!lawd! is it good?

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  65. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:31

    Linda Ikeji you are truly irresponsible (for this)

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  66. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:38

    Hehehehe, this is just wrong on every level. Life's not fair to him.

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  67. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:38

    Lmao.. wtf

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  68. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:39

    uuuuurrrgh!! wat did i just see!

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  69. Ms Viv13 July 2015 at 19:42

    Wtf?

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  70. Aviky13 July 2015 at 19:42

    Some have food but cannot eat some can eat but have no food!!!


    www.avikyphoenix.blogspot.com

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  71. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:43

    No No No to dis one. Wat is dis? Abeg he should do something about it or his wife will run ooo.

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  72. Dr13 July 2015 at 19:44

    Y use a baby's picture for a penis-post?I hope his parents see this n sue ur clitless vajayjay

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  73. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:46

    "Obara jesus!

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  74. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:47

    God is wonderful,infact he is marvellous,he is the greatest distributor

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  75. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:48

    Eggplant blog

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  76. Manuel Kunmi13 July 2015 at 19:51

    TF!!!!!!!!!! Thank God I have hope

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  77. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:52

    Ouch

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  78. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:55

    Ahhhh,ehya I feel for him o
    *iyawo Obama

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  79. Unknown13 July 2015 at 19:55

    Lolz

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  80. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:56

    Hahahahahaha...... Pea kwa?
    Dis guy needs 90smtin

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  81. Ikuku AmStrong13 July 2015 at 19:57

    Is he a Transgender or what?

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  82. CELEB13 July 2015 at 19:58

    Lindodo whpse "baby" be dis na!

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  83. Jules13 July 2015 at 20:00

    Wtf!

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  84. linda onyx13 July 2015 at 20:01

    Gawd!!!

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  85. Officialmrssam13 July 2015 at 20:01

    Watz diz?


    *miss official

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  86. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:02

    Linda that thing na clitoris and not an egg plant. E resemble full stop.

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  87. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:04

    Nawooo dis is a disgrace to manhood. ~see me~

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  88. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:04

    Nawooo dis is a disgrace to manhood. ~see me~

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  89. Unknown13 July 2015 at 20:05

    It is not by size. It is how you use it

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  90. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:05

    You are sick Linda, how can a black boys have a white eggplant? You an egg plant sha.

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    1. Unknown13 July 2015 at 20:46

      Mumu d black lil boy's pic is to show u how shocking the small eggplant can get one..like bbm surprised face? Gorit?

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  91. Unknown13 July 2015 at 20:07

    He must be a very depressed man. Don't wanna see

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  92. Black Belle13 July 2015 at 20:08

    Lol... that's just sad! I can never marry that! No matter how rich he may be

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  93. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:12

    Oh dear.

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  94. Unknown13 July 2015 at 20:12

    Dis should be quail egg flower nt eggplant

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  95. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:16

    Buhahahahaha.... Meen what da fuck was that???

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  96. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:16

    That's a clitoris

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  97. galaxygist13 July 2015 at 20:17

    lol....chisos God..visit my blog sometime galaxygist.com

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  98. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:17

    Thank you Lord for my dick abeg... Lmao

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  99. Liddy13 July 2015 at 20:20

    And why would u put a baby's pic with this nonsense post??! *rme*

    Gosh! I hateeeeeee this "eggplant" name! Ugh!
    Too annoying!

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  100. Arsenal13 July 2015 at 20:22

    This is serious.


    ◇◇◇◇◇◇ If ignorance is bliss, wipe the smile off my face
    ◇◇◇◇◇◇

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  101. MADE IN NIGERIA13 July 2015 at 20:25

    Oh Chim!!! I can't deal biko......waris dis?

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  102. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:27

    You need to stop using innocent children to market this obscenity.
    You're just ruining your reputation
    Don't you have any boundaries?

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    1. Liddy13 July 2015 at 20:47

      Can u imagine??! Smh

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    2. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 22:03

      @ anon 8:27pm, she hasn't been sued yet. She must be promoting child porn, the same way she has been promoting gays, lesbians, transgenders, bisexuals and eggplants. That is why she can confidently use a child's pic for this post. I learnt that a screen shot has been sent to the appropriate authorities.

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  103. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:29

    Dude, there's no way that that's a dick... That right there is a clitoris man... WHAT? 😲

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  104. Unknown13 July 2015 at 20:30

    What's d baby's pic doing there?

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  105. Unknown13 July 2015 at 20:30

    The penis is probably deformed.

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  106. Ladi13 July 2015 at 20:31

    Linda, this article is disgusting and clueless. Its this kind of post that could make u look "a few sandwiches short of picnic"

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  107. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:33

    Someone's baby ....Linda this is not fair at all.

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  108. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 20:34

    Hian

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  109. Awon Stephen Oshi13 July 2015 at 20:40

    Looks legit. As tiny as the smallest I've seen. Only difference I'm sure of is when the guy I saw has an erection it swells like a dog's knot rather than lengthen like a human's.

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  110. Unknown13 July 2015 at 20:45

    What!!!

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  111. Linda ikeji's son13 July 2015 at 20:54

    Sis biko
    If in tin small nah wetin come wrong with the innocent bae

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  112. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 21:01

    Transgender thing.

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  113. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:18

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
    .
    I knew it must be a white dude.... But he can still have kids though....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  114. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:33

    Eyahh i fell for him.

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  115. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:33

    Eyahh i fill for him.

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  116. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:34

    Eyahh i feel for him.

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  117. Unknown13 July 2015 at 22:07

    Pls he shld go penis enlargement.

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  118. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 22:14

    is that full erection or
    ???? Chineke !

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  119. Unknown13 July 2015 at 22:18

    What will he use that small thing to do WTF *runsaway!!!

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  120. Prospersmart13 July 2015 at 22:54

    hahahahahaha, i had to used microscope to see what he was holding.... mehnnn, do you have a gf? ⊙_⊙ ⊙_⊙

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  121. Prospersmart13 July 2015 at 22:55

    hahahaha, you all need microscope to view the size... mehhnnn Gobe!

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  122. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 23:01

    Too small! He should get a transplant!

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  123. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 23:51

    LINDA MADAM EGGPLANT. E BE LIKE SAY EGGPLANT DEY HUNGRY YOU SHA

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  124. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 23:51

    LINDA MADAM EGGPLANT. E BE LIKE SAY EGGPLANT DEY HUNGRY YOU SHA

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  125. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 23:51

    EYAAH, MAY GOD RESTORE HIM

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  126. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 23:57

    LINDA THAT'S A BIG CLITORIS NA

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  127. Unknown14 July 2015 at 00:11

    Another man pennies, una dey look, ashowo people,

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  128. Maslow14 July 2015 at 05:57

    Linda i know you wouldn't like this small dick feelings inside ur punani

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  129. ary14 July 2015 at 07:48

    Who does he have sex with children?!

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  130. Maze Ibeh14 July 2015 at 07:57

    Lips sealed# I have nuffin 2 talk.. Mayb lerra, I will...

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  131. Nameless14 July 2015 at 10:16

    Linda u sure say no be a lady put some kind of stick inside her Toto?

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  132. Nameless14 July 2015 at 10:16

    Linda u sure say no be a lady put some kind of stick inside her Toto?

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  133. Nameless14 July 2015 at 10:17

    Linda u sure say no be a lady put some kind of stick inside her Toto?

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  134. Unknown14 July 2015 at 10:46

    Jeez!

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  135. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 11:33

    This is not right. Remember the caption is "checkout the man with the smallest egg plant in the world" and you went ahead to put up the picture of a baby. One simple question, if that was your child, will you like it? will you be happy? Think twice next time pls

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  136. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 11:44

    @ nick if you dont like it dont be reading...hypocrite. linda ride on.

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  137. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 14:50

    Looks like clit to me

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  138. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 14:50

    Looks like clit to me

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