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#ifStatesWereWomen...hilarious hashtag trending on Twitter

This was the number one trending topic in Nigeria a few hours ago and it's hilarious! More tweets after the cut..



at 7/10/2015 02:10:00 pm

94 comments:

  1. Cute G10 July 2015 at 14:14

    Hehehe what about Abuja? Bonario pls tell us.

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    1. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:27

      Lmao Nigerians I hail o!

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    2. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:29

      + lagos gt me rotfl

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    3. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:50

      Abuja is dat woman dat its beauty is got frm other ladies, and is nothing witout them.

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  2. AC£S10 July 2015 at 14:15

    Hahaha...this made my day. Thanks Lindy

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  3. BONARIO NNAGS10 July 2015 at 14:15

    Lol @ Ekiti will be that woman you'll go to bed with after giving her a bowl of rice.
    Nigerians always finding means to stay happy.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  4. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:16

    Lol
    Some people no get work O!

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  5. ary10 July 2015 at 14:16

    Some of these are very hilarious and creative

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  6. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:16

    Lol.





    MeeNah_wakil on instagram

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  7. KING OF LIBERS10 July 2015 at 14:18

    Lagos would have made her husband bankrupt with material demands.

    But still on still sha, LIBERS LOVE AND HAIL THEIR KING EVEN THO HE DOESNT POST REGULARLY.

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    1. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:52

      @kinG OF LIBERS, u r right, and u took those words out of my mouth.

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  8. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:18

    I love the comments!

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  9. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:19

    Lol!

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  10. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:19

    HAHAHAHAHAHA, I NO FIT LAFF OOH....TOMJERRYSWIT

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  11. Frank bells10 July 2015 at 14:19

    #cantstoplaffin .... @B. Calabar & ibadan as states... truly wonder what our teachers teach.

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  12. GALORE10 July 2015 at 14:19

    Nigerians




    @Galore

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  13. Diary of a Naija mom10 July 2015 at 14:19

    Osun state cracked me up....Lmao. I love my country

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  14. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:19

    Lmao!

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  15. Bonita Bislam10 July 2015 at 14:20

    Hahahaha love Nigerians.Adamawa will be that lady whose handsome hubby cannot speak english but have girls swooning all over him

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  16. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:24

    Lmao @Lagos state so true

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  17. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)10 July 2015 at 14:26

    Lol

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  18. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:27

    Indeed!!!

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  19. Ogochukwu10 July 2015 at 14:27

    Lol! Hilarious indeed. That Lagos own got me cracking...Every day turn up..

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  20. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:27

    Lolzzzz...this is hilarious


    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

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  21. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:27

    ...and Cross-river would have been a beautiful prostitute with many atractive places.��

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  22. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:31

    Hehehehe! Really interesting. #anambra would be the ideal wife dat works really hard to support her husband. Linda take note!

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    1. Anonymous11 July 2015 at 19:31

      If states were to be a woman then this yr comment is enugu I lived there for 30 years girls from here are very supportive of their husbands

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  23. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:31

    Hehehehe! Really interesting. #anambra would be the ideal wife dat works really hard to support her husband. Linda take note!

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  24. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:31

    Lol.
    Where's Calabar

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  25. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:33

    Hahahahahaha... sooo funny.. pls what will Ondo State be???

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  26. MATAYAZ10 July 2015 at 14:33

    #ifStatesWereWomen MTN wud call me aftr giving me a wildcard for projectfame..

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  27. knowurway.com10 July 2015 at 14:35

    Hmmm! Lol see sheading

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  28. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:37

    The one from Imo and Ekiti was hilarious. Lmao.

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  29. EBONYFAITH ANWAI 2006 SAID SO10 July 2015 at 14:39

    if state were women/DELTA will belike dat woman whose always work day and night for yet the wife takes cares of only her personal needs forgetting her hubby and her children is her sole responsibility.

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    1. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 16:10

      Go back to school

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    2. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 16:50

      Guess you are not truly from delta, cos our women are d most hardworking

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    3. Unknown10 July 2015 at 20:13

      God bless you

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  30. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:41

    Niger will be that woman who is the richest among all her friends but still left behind

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  31. Nkem10 July 2015 at 14:41

    enough shading raining here.

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  32. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:42

    Abuja will be that woman whose husband don't have a house but drives around with of cars worth 20million

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  33. knowurway.com10 July 2015 at 14:43

    Please PMB, we want u to sack #Nebolisa Emodi, @ the state house @ Abj, becos Nebolisa Emodi doesn't mean well for Nigeria thank u PMB.

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  34. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:44

    Lol omg naija people....

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  35. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:44

    Abuja will be that woman whose boy friend uses his car as home and office, drives round town in d morning, sleep at the club in the night, look for where to bath and continue d journey...... Abuja guys and packaging

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  36. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:46

    Edo wud be known as ashawo kingdom

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  37. Chyke10 July 2015 at 14:49

    #IfStatesWereWomen Lagos, will be a Woman with flashy clothes everybody wanna meet but dirty underwear.

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  38. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:51

    The one for Kogi state so true.

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  39. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:52

    Ogun would be that woman who is always jealous of her friend, lagos. But can never be like her..osusu

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  40. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:52

    kogi is just a dulling town. very time i go back there am still disapointed.
    www.carolesrepublic.blogspot.com

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  41. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:52

    Kogi state......... so true, the women live like widows yle deir husbands are alive.

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  42. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:57

    #! Abuja will be that woman who only expensive men come to.

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  43. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:02

    Dt guy @zebbook is evul...rotfl

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  44. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:07

    Niger would be that woman who was forced to retire from work long ago and in turn she is given cabin biscuit as a pension

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  45. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:07

    Imo got me laughing..hahahaga

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  46. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:09

    Lmao@calabar&ibadan #Ifstateswerewomen den anambra wil be dat beautiful woman,dat is always productive n hardworking.

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  47. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:18

    Lolz @#ifstateswerewomen, rivers will be that woman that only falls inlove with ur pocket..bayelsa will have fathers that av countless children but is yet to pay their mother's dowry..#singingavemaria

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  48. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:24

    Lmao....funny people

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  49. Jennifer10 July 2015 at 15:28

    lol....make we hear o jaweey






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  50. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 15:42

    dem enemies of progress..lolzz

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  51. adelani10 July 2015 at 15:45

    dem enemies of progresss

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  52. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:48

    Lagos is dat woman dat glory in his old achievements but wit so many tins undone.

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  53. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:55

    If state were women, Kaduna will be that woman whose husband gives preference to strangers than the wife and children.









    Busy Fingers.

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  55. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 16:27

    #if stateswere women Benue state would b that woman that is never taken care of,yet her lover never stays home n prefers outside to her bosom

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  56. Unknown10 July 2015 at 16:28

    Comedy is in our blood in naija

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  57. Innocentia Annie10 July 2015 at 16:48

    Lmao!!
    Thisnis hilarious,,,,,

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  58. Unknown10 July 2015 at 16:51

    Hilarious....

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  59. Blessing Patrick10 July 2015 at 17:32

    Sweet linda, Anambra will be that woman whose husband spends so much on, just to make her happy.

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  60. Unknown10 July 2015 at 18:25

    Nigerians, I hail o

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  61. Unknown10 July 2015 at 19:02

    #IfStatesWereWomen what will abia be?

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  62. Unknown10 July 2015 at 19:03

    Imo not anambra

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  63. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 19:49

    I don't know what Ekiti did for u guys. #duuuh

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  64. Jasmine Joseph10 July 2015 at 19:53

    Hahahahahahaha real funny

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  65. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 20:20

    Anambra are those women that are not hard working but wait 4 their husband to do the whole work then later go on vacation with the whole family.

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  66. Itohan Ogbebor10 July 2015 at 21:12

    Ogun will kill the guy that talk about Edo girls jazzing all men

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  67. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 23:59

    Irabo, you're quite lousy.
    ~D great anonymous!

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  68. Anonymous11 July 2015 at 00:01

    Enugu nko? Ibadan: the wife who queues for 10 hours for a loaf of shop rite bread.
    ~D great anonymous!

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  69. sparkle11 July 2015 at 03:15

    Abia will b dat woman dat tries her best to work hard but is totally abandoned by husband and rejected by neighbors.

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  70. Anonymous11 July 2015 at 05:29

    Cross River State will be like the woman whose husband finds peace, beauty and wisdom all combined in her - a great gem of unmatchable value.

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  71. Unknown11 July 2015 at 11:46

    Very hilarious!!! Naija no get work

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  72. lbeneme jayne11 July 2015 at 17:14

    Its lmo not Anambra

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