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Friday, 1 May 2015

WT? Man breaks his eggplant during rough sex & posts the pic on social media

Looks like there's absolutely no limit to what people share online. A man claimed he broke his eggplant during rough sex with his girlfriend and shared a photo of his broken eggplant on his instagram page for his followers to see. Of course Instagram took it down but not before someone else grabbed it and shared it somewhere else. It's graphic and not suitable for office viewing! See it Here
at 5/01/2015 08:44:00 am

133 comments:

  1. AbokiDaWarriBoy1 May 2015 at 08:46

    My goodness disgusting! Bia linda dis na sickness o,i don't believe is breakage of eggplant!

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    1. Davido's driver1 May 2015 at 12:17

      Linda Shey ur d one always looking for eggplant. Ahahahaha

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    2. knowurway.com1 May 2015 at 12:34

      Lol, bad market for him! Lol

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    3. Unknown1 May 2015 at 13:28

      I con dey imagine the kind style the guy do

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    4. Unknown1 May 2015 at 13:29

      I con dey imagine the style wey the guy do

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    5. Unknown1 May 2015 at 13:51

      Lmao... his di*k must b a banana den.. Lmao
      * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

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    6. Unknown1 May 2015 at 23:30

      Ewwwww.....disgusting!!! That looks more like cancer to me.



      #TeamBlessed#

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  2. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:46

    Nawa oooooo, for dis oyibo, I tire for Una, irritating mtchewwwwweeeee

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  3. Manuel Kunmi1 May 2015 at 08:47

    Can someone's dick break?!!.... me I don't know ooooo.... that must have been some really really rough and wild sex

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  4. www.glowyshoe.com1 May 2015 at 08:47

    This is really disgusting..some people dobt have boundary sha

    www.glowyshoe.blogspot.com

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  5. Abeni1 May 2015 at 08:47

    Ha! Toto don kill u

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  6. G-girl1 May 2015 at 08:48

    E don craze

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  7. moniqUE1 May 2015 at 08:48

    Nawa ooo. I pity am

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  8. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:48

    Noting wey prsn no go see... ewwww

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  9. Manuel Kunmi1 May 2015 at 08:50

    Damn!!!!!!! That guy should see a doctor Asap..... WT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:50

    That must be very painful

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  11. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:50

    YekpA...the babe was definitely the one on top banging..that method is medically not advised

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  12. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 08:50

    Haba Linda please stop posting pix like this all in the name of news please it's so disgusting

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    1. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 13:32

      Lol! But she didn't post it, she only shared the link even with a warning so you didn't have to open.

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  13. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:53

    Nawao what won't one see

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  14. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:53

    Really? that s-x must be really rough. surprised

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  15. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:53

    Hehehe instagram go fear fear... People r funny, bt yeah that's one of the things that makes the world fun

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  16. Goaldyn Boy1 May 2015 at 08:54

    What kind of a rough sex is that?! Was he having sex with an horse or some inanimate object?! I need to know how someone will be having sex to the extent of breaking his penis without knowing when to stop!

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    1. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 15:01

      Dennis Rodman broke his the same way.it happens, the human body is not a machine, any part of it can break/damage.

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  17. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 08:55

    OMG... sorry for him

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  18. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:55

    This is gross ! Linda Ikeji, you and this eggplant obsession sha !!!

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  19. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:59

    Dis tin looks like maggot

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  20. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:59

    WT? Dis is stupid! Wat amount of sex can do dis? D guy is really rough!

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  21. Uche1 May 2015 at 09:01

    The thing sef too small, no wonder it broke.

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  22. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 09:03

    Lmao! Very small & dirty. He should be ashamed.

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  23. Daralohi1 May 2015 at 09:03

    Na wa oh,as e egg plant don break,make we clap 4 am.

    Miss indomie says so.

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  24. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:03

    I wish I could unsee that.

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    1. OMA1 May 2015 at 12:16

      Me too....

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    2. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 14:39

      Story story @ Chioma and Jane. Na people like una dey carry eggplant for mouth dey do acrobatics. Stop the forming joor...durh

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  25. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:05

    Ewwwwwwwwwww

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  26. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:07

    Only on social networks

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  27. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:09

    What rubbish is dz??

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  28. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:10

    Well, no office today. Lmaoooooooo.

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  29. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:11

    Looks painful

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  30. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:12

    Wait a minute! So it can break?? Choi.. I'm rolling. Ain't viewing netin mehn.. about to have breakfast. Bye. lol

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  31. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:15

    It's not only unsuitable in the office, it's unsuitable to post things like this on your blog. Very inappropriate!

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  32. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 09:17

    Ouch...must have hurt like hell...but thats one tiny eeerrrmmm ok bye

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  33. Ndidiamaka1 May 2015 at 09:18

    Dis will be so painful oh! Chai

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  34. Kponskii1 May 2015 at 09:18

    Ewwwww! harder,harder,harder,baby don't stop...see wetin e don cause? lol!

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    1. Unknown1 May 2015 at 13:56

      Lmao
      * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

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  35. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:20

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Gross! Dirty! See as d prick small sef...mtchwww

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  36. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 09:20

    money dey sweet money dey kill pussy dey sweet pussy dey kill Team@seybyth

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  37. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 09:22

    WHEN PRIK BEGIN GET BONE AGAIN? HARD LUCK TO THE MAN ...

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  38. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:23

    What is this?

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  39. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:23

    Disqusting,maybe the girlfriend has slept with a ritualist

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  40. Beausteven1 May 2015 at 09:25

    Hahahahah too much man power ..... Go wrong

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  41. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:26

    Obviously it's only a white man dat will share something like dis. And apart from dat, the pix looks somehow, how many person are on d pix. It's confusing sort off. Whose egg plant is broken is different from the two legs am seeing

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  42. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 09:28

    Wtf!... Where is Davidos driver?

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  43. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 09:29

    Wtf! Where is Davidos driver?

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  44. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:29

    Lol. Graphic post with a warning!. I honestly can't think of any possible way it(eggplant) would have suffered such a mishap. Poor guy, I hope his girlfriend feels bad about it tho.

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  45. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:31

    Hehehehehehe. He did not even shave his pubic hair.

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  46. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:33

    It's called penile fracture, will need to see a urologist for surgery, mw no penetrative sex for him for another 4-6 months

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  47. TAMARA SPLASH1 May 2015 at 09:33

    Good4him

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  48. Blog It With Olivia1 May 2015 at 09:34

    Shameless fool

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  49. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:34

    Hian! Fear don dey catch me o! At least he would get a good medical care in his country, what if it happens to a naija man, how he go do??? Linda take note!

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  50. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:35

    FUCK!!!

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  51. Dat general1 May 2015 at 09:36

    Dats. Not true...he has a medical condition. probably used d photo of smone else's penis taken by a doctor in d hosp

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  52. Ify1 May 2015 at 09:37

    Kia sorry oh next tym do small small make u no damage dis ur small pencil stick oh

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  53. Nky1 May 2015 at 09:37

    Gosh, is disgusting.

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  54. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:39

    No work today, Lindodo! WORKERS' DAY! This really looks disgusting! He should better hurry to the hospital and I pray it will be fixed o!

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  55. Flawlessbae❤❤ (wears,bags,sneakers,heels,sandals) for both m/f @081567434161 May 2015 at 09:40

    Na wa ooo you for die na you send you dog

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  56. ur admirer1 May 2015 at 09:40

    Choice, lindokoko. U like eggplant seriously. I just wish for u say u fit manage am wella

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  57. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:41

    What rubbish is dis...open d site n it was disgustin...na wa oò

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  58. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 09:41

    Penile fracture is on the increase, it's caused by aggressive sex and vigorous masturbation. Fellas easy the pussy won't run away.

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  59. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:44

    Lol....I find this hilarious.
    Sorry man.

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  60. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:44

    Ewwww

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  61. NaijaDeltaBabe1 May 2015 at 09:45

    Ouch.....d pain wld ve been unimaginable

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  62. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:48

    Nawa oooo dis egg plant deo, anyway...

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  63. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:52

    OMG I hope it still work again! And hope men learn from this o!

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  64. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 09:54

    Think he's got a disease

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  65. ary1 May 2015 at 09:54

    That is the world we live in! America cried foul when they accused their government of spying on their phone calls. Those same Americans now share intimate details of their lives on social media and the likes, that then is the difference?

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    1. Unknown1 May 2015 at 11:32

      Part of enjoyment so he v 2 endure d pain

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  66. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 09:56

    Who will seperate linda and egg plant for us o. Abeg a handsome reward awaits you

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  67. Unknown1 May 2015 at 09:58

    This stubby thing reminds me of the bubonic plague...

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  68. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 10:05

    Na only you de see the eggplant linda

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    1. Juleslouis1 May 2015 at 11:20

      So he still had d nerve to take pictures. Must hv bn painful! Some people have no chill sha.

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  69. Subomi1 May 2015 at 10:07

    almost puke ! thank u Linda

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  70. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:08

    Choi omg..looks scary and painful sorry..

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  71. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:09

    Choi omg..looks scary and painful sorry..

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  72. Calabar Gal1 May 2015 at 10:09


    NA WA OH!! MY EYES HAVE SEEN WHAT I SHOULD NOT BEHOLD.............

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  73. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:11

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Go do surgery man.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  74. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:12

    This new born has air around the pubic region

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  75. HRH Jefixx��1 May 2015 at 10:15

    Kai na wa o,and its really sore,kpele o..next time dont do rough!

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  76. ADA NDUKA-OSONKIE1 May 2015 at 10:23

    It looks bad.
    God speaks in different ways.

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  77. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:24

    Linda take your time o

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  78. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:26

    Good for him. Oloshi

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  79. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:31

    Jeez...what the hell!!

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  80. jennykurt1 May 2015 at 10:35

    OMG

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  81. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:36

    Good for him.Sex na fight?
    By de way,his thing is 2 short.

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  82. lucybings amebo1 May 2015 at 10:42

    Watin person no go see

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  83. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:47

    My lord n my God!
    Look @d tin sef !
    Pple r sooo DUMB !

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  84. Jovik1 May 2015 at 10:49

    Na wah o...!
    Take it easy, unu aju.
    Oya see am now.
    #Smh....

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  85. Jovik1 May 2015 at 10:50

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  87. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 10:52

    What a heck is this! Wonded eggplant,help no!!!

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  88. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 10:53

    What a heck is this! Wonded eggplant,hell no!!!

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  89. Unknown1 May 2015 at 10:54

    So it can break? Who knew...

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  90. Utonwa1 May 2015 at 11:01

    Damaged Goods!

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  91. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 11:02

    Lots more seen on "sex sent me to the ER". It happens all the time, this looks bad though

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  92. SMURF1 May 2015 at 11:02

    No Office today here in Nigeria lindodo.

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  93. NMaa1 May 2015 at 11:02

    The thing ona agbaji agbaji?? Hehehe. Amaghi kwa muo. Nke ndi ocha nwereike igbaji mana nke ndi ala anyi enweghi igbaji! Hehehe bido riwe akpu oh nna

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    1. Unknown1 May 2015 at 11:42

      Yes o! Akpu ezigbo nri n'enye ahu isi ike

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  94. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 11:13

    This should have been a what's wrong with this picture because I don't see the egg or plant in this sea of blue. Lol.

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  95. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 11:17

    omo water don pass the guy garri....take note

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  96. Unknown1 May 2015 at 11:21

    Awwwwwwww....sowiee.

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  97. MADE IN NIGERIA1 May 2015 at 11:24

    WTH is dis???? Rubbish

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  98. pidgin mistress1 May 2015 at 11:26

    What is this na Linda

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  99. Bar,Receptions,Hotel exterior and interior.1 May 2015 at 11:35

    He must be in pains.

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  100. chinwe zita1 May 2015 at 11:41

    faints#

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  101. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 11:46

    Doesn't make sense! must be some very very dry pussy.

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    1. Unknown2 May 2015 at 14:54

      Lmao @very very dry pussy, dude be fucking a transgender smh

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  102. Unknown1 May 2015 at 11:47

    Good 4 u, pussy dey run, sumtin u go do small small..anyways #sipshenny

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  103. Richard1 May 2015 at 11:49

    Oh my goodness

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  104. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 12:15

    This happens most times when the woman is on top.

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  105. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 12:48

    IT IS CAUSED BY WOMAN ON TOP SEX POSITION ESPECIALLY THOSE WITH HEAVY IKEBE LANDING ON A WRONG ANGLE

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  106. Unknown1 May 2015 at 13:23

    Hahahahaha,funny so funny.

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  107. Mr 471 May 2015 at 13:23

    Oh my my!!! I hope it can be fix...

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  108. Unknown1 May 2015 at 15:18

    Mtchewwwwwww

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  109. Unknown1 May 2015 at 15:24

    Ama Puke

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  110. PATALEX1 May 2015 at 15:42

    For this my small life, nothing way I never see.

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  111. Holluwarcheyee1 May 2015 at 15:51

    Testicular torsion

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  112. Okunola Adejoke1 May 2015 at 16:01

    hmmmm nawa oooo nothing way person eye no go see, buh it looks painful sha

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  113. Daily diet tv1 May 2015 at 17:13

    White people! lol

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  114. Anonymous1 May 2015 at 17:14

    Linda,easy now ! you know children also visit your blog......

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  115. dammy1 May 2015 at 18:58

    Linda?????????? #neveragain

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  116. Dobzi fingers1 May 2015 at 19:18

    Oh gosh!

    http://dobzifingers.blogspot.com/?m=1

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  117. Dobzi fingers1 May 2015 at 19:19

    Oh gosh!

    http://dobzifingers.blogspot.com/?m=1

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