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Wednesday, 13 May 2015

Police find $100 worth of groceries in woman’s Vagina

Holly Fray from Pittson, Pennsylvania is facing charges and fines after being arrested. Keen eyed store employees couldn’t help but notice the resourceful thief shoving food up her dress and called the police. Officer Charles Langan said that Fray was given a full body search during which several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.
"I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”

Officer Felicia Anne, a 10 year vet of the police force arrived to carry out the more in depth search;

“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina.

A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”

The store didn't press charges against the thief because they said the situation was too funny.

124 comments:

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    1. This is a big lie!!! Milk n bread in the vijayjay? How? Bacon? Strips or the whole pack? Lie jor!

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    2. Too good to b true for there is too much hype in d story.

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    3. Lol... She must have trained for this.. constantly putting stuff up her pussy to expand it into a storage unit!

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    4. Was she planning to eat them! ?

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    5. Nah express road abi nah storage facility d place be?

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    6. I never knew that a vagina has the capacity of a refrigerator

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  2. Chai, congo meat don turn storage can, pheww!

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  3. Not possible

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  4. Mogbe.. Pussy refrigerator ahahahah

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  5. Wawu! The vijayjay is capable of swallowing a school bag.
    phew! She went too far.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  6. Very very funny

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  7. Hoe come all that stuff entered there Nawa oo

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  8. A dozen eggs....jeez.cant stop laffing ds shii is just too funny mehn

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  9. EVEN MAN WITH BIG D**K NO FIT SATISFY THIS ONE...

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  10. What the HELL??? Lmao. That's 1 massive vagaina. In case people don't understand, $100 is equivalent to #22,000. 22k worth of food items up her vaigina? She better switch over to a career in porn cos that vagaina has the stamina. I salute her!!!

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  11. Hehehehehe
    Thieves everywia

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  12. Such innocent face but crazily large p***y damn!! I suppose fit park my car in the place loool

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  13. Eyaaa...if she stole oranges, then she must be hungry.

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  14. Let them lock her away before she decides to go into kidnapping , can't imagine being locked in her cell pun

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  15. Horrible woman , with a nasty big ole hole

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  16. Very funny indeed,
    Even she wants to steal, she can't even steal something that is valuable.

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  17. It's a crazy crazy case.... alll this stuff in her p*****y WTF!!!!!! Is it a ware house? .... no wonder some husbands are looking to enlarge their eggplants at all cost just because their partners hole is crazy wide as heavens gate

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  18. Stupid story. And you are saying her vagina is a bore hole? A dozen eggs, bread etc, very dumb accusations

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  19. Poverty na every wher, if d woman get she no go steal

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  20. You tend to imagine what made her do such a thing. But it's best to keep mute in situations like this. James 4:16

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  21. I don't believe dis! Hehehehe. Bread inside vagina, na only she go eat dat one o! Besides the vijay na drum??? Linda take note!

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  22. I don't believe dis! Hehehehe. Bread inside vagina, na only she go eat dat one o! Besides the vijay na drum??? Linda take note!

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  23. Her pant is also a grocery store i assume!

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  24. The Beautiful woman sure got some Big Pussy.

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  25. Well I guess hers is more like a gutter

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  26. That's a huge vjayjay



    *** mynameisSkelewu

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  27. Really funny. Na refrigerator abi na store house? Lolz madam u try, thumbs up for u

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  28. Whhhhhhhhat!!!! Alll these in her vagina? How did dey even enter in there? Lord God! Wetin person no go hear

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  29. Dis is reall over hype. Common on just too much "A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there". Too good to b true.

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  30. Lmao
    Joke of d century
    Her vagina must be a tank

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  31. WTH! So funny,wat hunger can do

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  32. Damn! That Toto is a monster. It sure can accommodate up to 5 massive dicks at a time!

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  33. Incredible! Lol...

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  34. Just when u thought u have heard nd seen all the unusual things of this world....Lolz.

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  35. How wide is her vagina pls 😱😱

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  36. Must be a cupboard up there... strange

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  37. Jeez that deep?! You see how they played on words there: 'I knew something was "up" hehehe

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  38. Nawa oo...aguu(hunger) ajoka...tufiakwa.

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  39. OMG how's that possible #shocked# hmmm she won't need a luggage for travelling then lol chai..

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  40. Shuu? All dose stuffz 4RM falling frm her vivijay?...mhen! After devil,fear women














    #LIB brand ambassador

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  41. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Omg... Her vjay...
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  42. Son: hey mum pls I want a sandwich, apple and some soda pls...mum: (puts hand into vagina) here u go son... son: oh mum pls don't forget by basket ball too I need it for practice!!

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  43. thats a lot of groceries...

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  44. Lmao...dis one na real barawo.There is hunger in the land!

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  45. Really funny indeed! Shuu..dt her vagina must b a bag. Nawa o

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  46. Shuu? All dose stuffz 4RM falling frm her vivijay?...mhen! After devil,fear women














    #LIB brand ambassador

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  47. Incredible. What a shame. She needs serious deliverance.

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  48. Jeez! What sort if vagina is that.

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  49. Does she have a drum inside her vagina?

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  50. Lol..this woman has gotten a lot of gangbang that her vagina is bigger than 'Ghana must go' bag

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  51. Ewwww....diz z totally ridiculous i mean who does dat

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  52. what kind of vagina is that? it has become a storehouse. so funny.

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  53. Lolz
    Some ppl are really crazy, wetin oranges go dey do for sm1 panties?
    She's probably hungry, they shld help her out joor





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  54. Hahahahaha.......Lmao... hw manage?

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  55. Eggs, bread, milk, oranges, bacon inside one vagina! Wow....guess her vagina has been serving as a storehouse for sometime now.

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  56. LOL...pu**y full of LOAD!

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  57. Had it been it was a black...........

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  58. Wow, see talent oh. She should enter guiness book of record.

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  59. LMAO.
    Maybe her V is as deep as a well.

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  60. Wondering how large her vigaygay would be lmaoooooo

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  61. Wonders shall never end. For God's sake, had she transformed the thing into a sack bag? If not, how come it contained so much stuff?
    I'm shocked.

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  62. Chai! What kind vagina is that?? Can swallow human being

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  63. I find it hard to believe this story abeg

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  64. $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina,including Dozen of eggs,Agage bread and Oranges......Wonder they say will never end

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  65. Haaaaaa, is dat possible? Lyk 6 items in d vaginal? I don't blv dis @ll

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  66. Haaaaaa, is dat possible? Lyk 6 items in d vaginal? I don't blv dis @ll

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  67. her vagina na oil well na

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  68. seriously bread inside vagina??????????????? is it a konga?

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  69. Hmmmmmmmmm, hehehehehe, funny indeed

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  70. I laughed soooo hard, I cried!!!

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  71. what the fuck! IN her vagina?! DAMN!

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  72. Lies!! Bread, milk? Inside? Lol

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  73. hahahahahaha. The V-jay jay na canal.

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  74. Som women re ridiculously deadly... Dat was how one put a gun inside her vagina.... Did I Just Comment ???

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  75. This is what i call honey well limited.

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  76. Fake news
    the picture of "Holly Fray" included with the article is actually a photograph of California death row inmate Janeen Marie Snyder.
    first published by empire news,march 5

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    1. Ariyo... You too much.. I absolutely believe you. I Google the lady and what you said is true. How did you know? Linda where u source this story from

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  77. Lol. That's funny
    Ubanagum

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  78. its a lie, simply not possible, bakon bawo

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  79. Mheeeeeeeen....borehole things

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  80. Chim o!
    I don confuse
    A DOZEN EGGS,12? ORANGES, NOT ONE?
    BREAD, A BIG LOAF? INSIDE THE VAGINA?
    THIS MUST BE A LIE!!!

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  81. JESU OLUWA OH!

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  82. It's called SAP (storage area pussy) it's a network protocol for storage in human.

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  83. Hahahaha confirm! Borehole

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  84. d gurls aint smilling

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  85. Wow that's DEEP,she's struggling!

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  86. Lolzzz wait a sec.like seriously? With all that innocent face...lolzzzzzzzzzzzz..post a free classified advert

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  87. Linda, why are you publishing untrue stories as true?

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  88. I'm still trying to figure out how she fir all those items down there

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  89. na konga = πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€well

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  90. Largest P**sy!

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  91. Bread inside vagina? How?
    Exaggerated story

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  92. JESUS!!! What won't i read in dis world?

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