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Lol. Check out this fake medical report presented by a Corper

A fake medical report a Corps member presented to NYSC Camp in order to get redeployed. Malaria Asthmatics with P*nis wheezing? Lol. Which one is that again? Found it on Twitter...
at 5/21/2015 11:33:00 am

107 comments:

  1. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:34

    So mean.why would he ever thought of this? Lord save our soul

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    1. Unknown21 May 2015 at 16:00

      Linda it may not b fake but it may not b collected@d camp bcos it not frm feseral or state hospital.

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    2. Davido's driver21 May 2015 at 16:43

      Nigerians are their own problem

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 19:32

      Hiaaaan

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  2. Blog It With Olivia21 May 2015 at 11:35

    Lolz, d guy no want serve there nw, wetin u wan make he do?

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  3. SANDRA21 May 2015 at 11:35

    Nigeria is blessed

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  4. Joy C21 May 2015 at 11:35

    Lol! OMG! That guy must be a clown.

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  5. WIZKID's ADVISER nd pa21 May 2015 at 11:36

    Lols he try.....na come on.....STARBOYTINZ

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  6. SANDRA21 May 2015 at 11:36

    Nigeria is bleSsed

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  7. AbokiDaWarriBoy21 May 2015 at 11:36

    Rotfl Oghene biko... some people are going wacko jacko o. Chai #LiarsMinistry!

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  8. Dave Mide21 May 2015 at 11:37

    Lmao .... his penis is serzly suffering

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  9. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:37

    Nothing really fake abt dis medical report but might not b accepted bcos its only medical report frm state of federal hospitals dat r b accepted. I don't knw of now if there is any new development.

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 19:00

      Can't u see it's from a hospital under d state ministry of health eh?

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 23:05

      Jesus this priesthood guy.. Can't u read its not abt the hospital for Christ sake.. Read and understand.. Mtchweeee..

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  10. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:38

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Very funny... Dude dey dodge to serve at a certain place... Lolx...
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  11. Bonita Bislam21 May 2015 at 11:39

    Lmaooo reminds me of some of the things one did those days

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  12. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:40

    Linda nothing fake abt dis medical report just dat it might b turned down bcos its not frm d state or federal hospitals.

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    1. Unknown21 May 2015 at 17:07

      R u 4 real??? Hw does asthma and malaria affect d penis???

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  13. ohiomoba21 May 2015 at 11:40

    Na wah

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  14. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 11:40

    Nna nehn....O dikwa serious. Lmao.

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  15. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:40

    Lol.

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  16. Manuel Kunmi21 May 2015 at 11:40

    Lord deliver dem loooll

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  17. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 11:41

    Lol...they r plenty. I have seen a lot in camp. Desperation for redeployment

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  18. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:41

    Lol!
    Linda you won't understand o!
    When they post you to borno, you will even use madness sef
    I have a friend that used madness.

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  19. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:41

    E no easy linda.

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  20. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:41

    OTONDO......lolzzzzz

    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

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  21. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:42

    Lol....some people are really jobless.

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  22. CHERRY21 May 2015 at 11:42

    Lol na only him know his kind of illness!

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  23. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:42

    LOL...EYE STOOLING AND BUTTOCKS FEVER..

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  24. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 11:43

    lmao.............. nonsense


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  25. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 11:43

    lmao.............. nonsense


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  26. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 11:43

    Not relted to the article but Linda please post about Little Mix's new single Black Magic https://youtu.be/BM6w27puq_g

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  27. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:43

    Lindiway this one na beans o...my orientation camp was in Kaduna too, and some illnesses on some of these medical reports, when pronounced can resurrect a dead body. I won't say I blame the Corp Members. Everyone wants to be in a place they can feel safe.



    #TeamBlessed#

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  28. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 11:45

    Hahahahah,laugh wan wheez my p*nis here o. Chai... wonders shall never end. I remember when I was a corper, I camp, I worked as a doc in the clinic, come see different pretenders na. One claim say she get epilepsy and actually acted it so well, to the extend I doubted my medical degree. Only for her to start laughing when the camp commandant left. Smh.

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  29. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 11:45

    Lol....yekpa! maybe d penis dey wheeze comot frm him trouser witout control. And if e wheeze out lik dat, babes go get belle. So dey nid to admit him. Lmao...d dude is as dumb as fuck. lwkmd.

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  30. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:46

    Hahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhaha! I faint for the grammer........

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  31. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:48

    Lols can't stop laughing walahi.

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  32. Unknown21 May 2015 at 11:52

    Nawa ohh... wch 1 b penis wheezing again

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  33. SWILL MARTIN21 May 2015 at 11:56

    Chai diss boy no sabi lie abeg.

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  34. MADE IN NIGERIA21 May 2015 at 12:00

    LMAO....wtf?? Penis wheezing? Nothing person no go hear

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  35. NaijaDeltaBabe21 May 2015 at 12:09

    I just tire

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  36. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:10

    Yusuf Dantsho hospital go kill pesin

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  37. Amaka.u.l21 May 2015 at 12:11

    Haahaha@linda,if u ask me na who I go ask?lol

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  38. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 12:12

    Lol.. Really funny

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  39. Jasmine Joseph21 May 2015 at 12:12

    Hahahahahaha see wetin NYSC don cause

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  40. @wizkidayo Fanatic21 May 2015 at 12:15

    That's wat u get wen u peruze a hausa gurls ingimkpu'

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  41. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:17

    That's funny, but the truth is , it will still happen again, it happened in my time where corpers had to forge medical reports just so they can be relocated. As long as they keep posting people randomly there's no end to 'Pe*is wheezing'... Buahahaha.. By the way that must be a very retarded doctor if he's real.

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  42. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:19

    I no fit laugh abeg. Penis wheezing KO, whistling ni. Linda take note!

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  43. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:19

    I no fit laugh abeg. Penis wheezing KO, whistling ni. Linda take note!

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  44. ary21 May 2015 at 12:33

    LOL, When your scam doesn't carry weight!! No be only penis wheezing. Na Wiz Kid

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  45. Abdulahi K.21 May 2015 at 12:33

    How did he pass O'level English language to gain admission in whichever school he graduated from. No wonder most of our graduates are unemployable.

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  46. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:33

    Wawoo! This one is beyond me...I can't get over it!

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  47. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:33

    Lmao....he's not serious.

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  48. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:34

    Lol. I no fit laugh

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  49. Jerry4U21 May 2015 at 12:34

    Lol....the grammar alone is suspicious

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  50. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:35

    Lol fear of bokoharam

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  51. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:37

    I don't blame him oo

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  52. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:40

    Hahahhhhhha very funny na so oooooo

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  53. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:43

    Lindyway, u be correct aproko shaaaa. Infact I can't stop laughing. No be only Malaria Asthmatic, e go soon be typhoid epilepsy. Mtcheeeewwwww. Naija I hail ooooo.

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  54. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:43

    Lindyway, u be correct aproko shaaaa. Infact I can't stop laughing. No be only Malaria Asthmatic, e go soon be typhoid epilepsy. Mtcheeeewwwww. Naija I hail ooooo.

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  55. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:43

    Lindyway, u be correct aproko shaaaa. Infact I can't stop laughing. No be only Malaria Asthmatic, e go soon be typhoid epilepsy. Mtcheeeewwwww. Naija I hail ooooo.

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  56. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:43

    Lindyway, u be correct aproko shaaaa. Infact I can't stop laughing. No be only Malaria Asthmatic, e go soon be typhoid epilepsy. Mtcheeeewwwww. Naija I hail ooooo.

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  57. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 12:47

    very funny




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  58. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:50

    Lollllzzzzz,wetin man no go hear finish,pe**s wetin....abeg I no fit laff alone..bhuaaaaaaahhhhaaa.

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  59. Unknown21 May 2015 at 12:52

    Lollllzzzzz,wetin man no go hear finish,pe**s wetin....abeg I no fit laff alone..bhuaaaaaaahhhhaaa.

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  60. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 12:57

    Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa #Lobatan

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  61. yawanow21 May 2015 at 13:10

    lol.
    Have seen Ebola virus

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  62. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:11

    Sharp boy... Lol

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  63. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 13:12

    Aboki hospital!!..lol

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  64. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:14

    Hahahahahaha funny

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  65. Juleslouis21 May 2015 at 13:22

    Lmao!

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  66. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:29

    Linda I'm sure u liked the egg plant wheezing very well.

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  67. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:30

    Linda I'm sure u liked the egg plant wheezing very well.

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  68. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:31

    Lolz, vry funny

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  69. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:31

    Lolz, vry funny

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  70. Mzz_Mary21 May 2015 at 13:32

    All na disease

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  71. Chynell21 May 2015 at 13:44

    LMAOOOO, MEHN LINDA U NEVER SEE ANYTHING

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  72. Chynell21 May 2015 at 13:44

    LMAOOOO, MEHN LINDA U NEVER SEE ANYTHING

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  73. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:57

    Common Linda, did go through NYSC at all? Some of these states conditions are inhumane, relocation by all means possible.


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  74. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:59

    How do you know it's fake?

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  75. Unknown21 May 2015 at 14:01

    penis wheezing indeed, abeg Linda no kill me with laugh here.

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  76. Nky21 May 2015 at 14:10

    Lolz, why should he include penis wheezing respiration? Abeg guys make una explain wetin that one mean abeg

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  77. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 14:12

    Lol

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  78. Runty21 May 2015 at 14:21

    Heheheh....Penis wheezing ko..Scrotum decaying ni...

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  79. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 14:23

    To think a so-called graduate cooked this up...smh.

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  80. Business Barbie21 May 2015 at 14:24

    Who ever wrote that should be disbarred

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  81. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 14:25

    Which one be penis wheezing respiration again?

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  82. prettiyz21 May 2015 at 14:28

    Lol,real fake

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  83. Unknown21 May 2015 at 14:29

    Lol i dn faint.....nysc red cross wia @ tho

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  84. Unknown21 May 2015 at 14:30

    Letter written by a graduate!

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  85. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 14:32

    Which one be penis wheezing respiration again?

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  86. worldfamous21 May 2015 at 14:48

    lol God abeg ooo

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  87. Unknown21 May 2015 at 14:50

    This is where it starts. Soon he will be forging contracts, public and private documents. Soon he will be forging currencies, certificates and international passports. Himself and others like him should be discourage by arrest and prosecution. Text Fortune to 33020.

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  88. Unknown21 May 2015 at 14:50

    It's a new name for p*nis pain. Lol

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  89. haddy21 May 2015 at 14:59

    Haba. Na which kind mumu talk be dat. Some pple just thnk before fabricating lies. Seriously,its not funny.

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  90. Unknown21 May 2015 at 15:00

    Its common to have corpers claim diseases dat world renowned medical practitioners will wonder at. Malaria ashmatics indeed.
    I'm sure its one morthern state.lol

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  91. haddy21 May 2015 at 15:01

    Some pple won't just think before fabricating lie. Haba.... malaria asthmatics

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  92. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 15:06

    linda free d guy jooor,our oga at d top dey fix deir daughter to serve for top coy in d biggest city nd leavin d poor one to serve in sambisa forest.if na u,uno go do am.e no beta pass d $20 billion missing fraud

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  93. African foodstuff and Raw Materials21 May 2015 at 15:16

    Malaria asthmatic ke and p*nis wheezing... Am so sure he won't be redeployed..

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  94. sash21 May 2015 at 15:28

    lool..This one is small sef!

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  95. Unchained21 May 2015 at 15:33

    Hahahahah...but its true na. If you put a common ailment they could tell u that you will be fine in camp and that its no risk to your health. So u have to put something no one has heard and say its peculiar to you.lol. Someone once said he was possessed and needed to be around home for deliverance Sake.lmaoooo..

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  96. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 15:36

    I wonder who wrote this letter. Even a primary school pupil will not write in such bad english. What a shame!

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  97. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 15:56

    I NO FIT SHOUT...EVN DE CORPER IS SENSELESS U DNT NID TO B IN MEDICAL FIELD BEFORE U KNW SOMETHNGS AT DS ICT AGE...MUMU CORPER...DEM NO CATCH U WEL...TOMJERRYSWIT

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  98. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 17:32

    Very funny they would have asked the guy to show them that wheezing p*nis to be sure what the dude is saying. I have not hard this before o. Please can someone tell me a little about the wheezing.

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  99. Subomi21 May 2015 at 19:55

    WTF!

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  100. Unknown22 May 2015 at 00:11

    Lindodo,u neva c anytin yet...I heard a lot wen I went 2 camp 2

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  101. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 09:53

    It doesn't matter if it's fake or not. Releasing someone's personal health information for public scrutiny with the persons name is against medical ethics and usually liable for a suit. Just saying , we won't like ours released , would we?

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