From a female LIB reader...
Please I need your advice. My husband is the dearest thing in this world
I've ever had! He's so different from most other guys: intelligent,
funny, handsome, very muscular and well-built, and is an amazing person.
He's also extremely playful. And I love him so much for
all these. But there's this part I don't really enjoy: he makes some
demands I'm not comfortable with. The two main ones are these: most
mornings when we wake up from sleep he would insist we should kiss
deeply with our unbrushed "smelly" mouths. The few times I agree, I
don't enjoy it at all! Our mouths usually taste very sour then! I can
never understand why he likes it but he says his love for me far exceeds
my unbrushed mouth! Also when we're eating, he would tell me to pour
food I'm chewing in my mouth into his own mouth, even when my saliva has made it so wet and yucky!
Sometimes he just wants me to
put plain saliva from my mouth into his own! And he would say it's the
same thing that happens when we kiss, but to me they're VERY different.
And funny enough, the few times I agree to do these things, he would end
up with a very very huge erecti*n and we would end up... But the
problem is, when I don't agree, he would say I'm not interested in
improving our intimacy, that I'm the only person in this world he can do
them with yet I'm denying him the pleasure. The truth is, I don't think
I'll ever be comfortable with these things. Please what should I do???
Does my agreeing to do these things really build our intimacy?
Kpele just pray
ReplyDeleteI love you Linda, marry me
ReplyDeleteIt is lovebit is love that hez feeling..its ur marriage nake him understand it makes you feel uncomfortable
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I love you Linda, marry me!!!
ReplyDeleteSmelly mouth nor de kiss
ReplyDeleteEw are u sure he's not using your spit for juju
ReplyDeleteOther men demand for more unbelievable things. This is too little a task to keep your marriage. Satisfy you husband madam
ReplyDeleteNow, that's weird! Next he's gonna ask you to rub your monthly flow over his d**k. Your husband is eccentric...from another planet!!
ReplyDeleteThis kind of love is one in a million and it kinda weird thus I'll take a sit and read comments.
ReplyDeleteYour husband is a very dirty and disgusting man!!! That's so dirty and irritating..tell him you can't do it since you not comfortable with it,instead he should try other things u are comfortable with!!
ReplyDeleteIf u ask me,who i go ask?
ReplyDeleteFor the first one the solution is simple, brush ur teeths before going to bed at night, and that should be the last thing you do for the day, don't eat after that.
ReplyDeleteOn the second issue, I honestly don't have any solution to that problem.
I love your kind of hubby. He's crazy about uuuuuu, don't u see? I love dat he's different. Anyways u don't knw d value of what u have till u ask some who has no intimacy in her marriage and does not get 2 b kissed at all.
ReplyDeleteRun, Iyawo, Run !
ReplyDeleteHahahahah, LIB Wetin person no go ever read for here. Hope he call into the toilet when he is shiitting to come enjoy the smell. Weird love. Do what suits u both.
ReplyDeleteI dont like that too, I will just read comments.
ReplyDeleteNwannem nwanyi, e di alright? So person love you to even dey kiss you for morning with "smelly" mouth and you dey complain. Ok, umu girls are available for side servicing oh. Better be corporative. Which kind complaining be that..
ReplyDeleteOMG! Are you for real. No comments
ReplyDeleteAll virgins in Lagos should read this. LMAOO.
Ewwww! But dear, you have to learn how to deal with it.
ReplyDeleteHe loves you to a stupidity level, just be his Yaba left.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteBiko I nor understand ur hubby oooooo...shuuuuuuu lol
ReplyDeleteOdiegwe!!
ReplyDeleteU b Mumu. If I slap u! He's ur husband do it. It turns him on. What's ur own. Come on learn to b freaky! N come up wit ur own ideas. Keeps things hot. Ahah. Suck his dick n let him cum in ur mouth. Dat is marriage. Freedom to do crazy stuff. Hian
ReplyDeleteOkponu ni eleyi sha,u are the luckiest girl in d world but u don't knw....chaii!!
ReplyDeleteDoes he ask u to fart in his mouth too?
ReplyDeleteLmaoooooo. Tell him to suck ur unwashed vagina during menstruation. Or lick ur arse hole after u poop
ReplyDeletePls park well and allow other ppl wit serious issues to talk. Okbye
ReplyDeleteYou r lucky he didn't put his thing in ur ass. Lindaobserve
ReplyDeleteBOTH OF Y'ALL ARE WEIRDOS I SWAER!!! DIRTY PEOPLE
ReplyDeleteAnd disis a problem????? ha....abeg enjoy ur intimacy and leave Libers alone...........
ReplyDeleteMoye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....
U r not well at all dear poster!
ReplyDeleteYour hubby is an alien(I think) *no insults intended!..
ReplyDeleteTry and talk wit him extensively.. Let him see d reasons why u ar nt comfortable wit those odd behaviours.. Turn the discussion into an interactive/Debate session..i.e the one wit best points win..
I wish you goodluck in your matrimonial home..
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OMG! This is Some serious nasty shit... I can't even deal....... Your husband needs to get a grip!!
ReplyDeleteUr husband is crazy but if it improves ur marriage and makes him happy then why not?
ReplyDeleteU nailed, and said it all. Definitely its build on d intimacy btw both of u. Mind u one man meat another man poison.
ReplyDeleteWht makes ur marriage thick might not b wht makes another marriage thick. Keep up wit it, and mak d very best of every opportunity to make ur marriage more exciting, and interesting.
Oh my gosh! Is this your problem??? Odiegwu! I even thought I wil b reading something abt unfaithfulness. This babe, these demands are nothing. Pls concur nd look for better things to worry about, that's if there are.
ReplyDeleteWhat should you do? Divorce him asap! Lolz!!!
ReplyDeleteEww! You'd better tell him strongly about your dislike for this yucky acts lol.
ReplyDeleteThis one strong pass story for the gods o!
ReplyDelete#PutsOnMyThinkingHeart
I'll come back to advise as soon as I think up something
My dear we don't know ya husband or where you guys stay so by asking us if agreeing to do those really build the intimacy is being plain stupid,,,..give the young man what he want and stop complaining
ReplyDeleteSolution to problem 1: Both of you should brush before going to bed in that case your mouth doesn't stink in the morning.
ReplyDeleteTo me is irritating,bt is ur husband,so u hv to get use to it so to keep d marriage intact,
ReplyDeletesome men also love to cum inside a ladies mouth, i dnt find dt sexy ooo, hhahahahh
ReplyDeletesome men also love to cum inside a ladies mouth, i dnt find dt sexy ooo, hhahahahh
ReplyDeleteMy dear, giv it to him d way he wants it o. Jst learn hw to be comfortable wit all dat
ReplyDeleteU nailed, and said it all. Definitely its build on d intimacy btw both of u. Mind u one man meat another man poison.
ReplyDeleteWht makes ur marriage thick might not b wht makes another marriage thick. Keep up wit it, and mak d very best of every opportunity to make ur marriage more exciting, and interesting.
Yuck!!!!! Quite disgusting!
ReplyDeleteTell him dat u dn't feel comfortable doing dis tins, just explain 2 him in a polite way, am sure he will understand u.
ReplyDeleteU nailed, and said it all. Definitely its build on d intimacy btw both of u. Mind u one man meat another man poison.
ReplyDeleteWht makes ur marriage thick might not b wht makes another marriage thick. Keep up wit it, and mak d very best of every opportunity to make ur marriage more exciting, and interesting.
My dear sis try and talk it over with him when he is in a good mood and make use of right choice of words that will not make him feel bad ok,but sm men thou,abeg those his requirements are disgusting hmmm.
ReplyDeleteThis is so private,wtf do u want from here he just really loves u,he is just a bit freaky,why come exspose such private matters, all ppl here will tel you he is doing it for rituals n put dumb thoughts on your head,thats what you want abi, ppl to make u question your marriage, good luck,
ReplyDeleteVery disgusting pattern of intimacy, if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteYou can spice up your early morning kiss by doing a proper mouth wash, just before bed and insist he brushes along side, Get Listerine mouth wash and rinse with it, just maybe you both will wake up with not so smelly mouths.
As for the "sharing of saliva" you just need to speak up about it, he should be able to know that you don't like it.
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ReplyDeleteU are really lucky
How I wish my man does the same
Yuck. Unhygienic behavior is not intimacy. Pouring spit or food into his mouth. Wtf. He's out to disgust you out of that marriage.
ReplyDeleteYuck!! All of these sounds really yucky, but if he like it, uve got to cope and if uve tried but can't, he should understand you. I actually can't cope with such, but u ain't me and I'm not married to your husband, save your marriage. Teegirl
ReplyDeleteJesus!!!!! Nothing wey person no go here!!!! Well as long as na him mouth and no be your own, pour the food, pour the saliva. The morning kisses on get used to it. But seriously, his demands are weird I swear. Too kinky even for me.
ReplyDeleteerm, i think its gotta work both ways.. same way you have to cater for his needs and be open to them, same way he's gotta be sensitive to yours... so if you are not comfortable with it all the time, its fair to say he should understand and enjoy it when you are open to it...abi?
ReplyDeleteawwwww re:unbrushed mouth... maybe secretly keep lil mints by ur bed, when u wake up in the morning, pop it in ur mouth that should balance things out...
me i can't do that chewed food thing sha.. so you are trying... love is accepting the person totally, utterly, but it should not one sided both have to be sensitive to the other person's sensitivities..
Hmmm difficult 1 indeed nd it's weird.. try and explain to him dat u nt com4table wif it..
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This guy is madly inlove with you... babe he's obssessed with you, and it's so rare this days to get such men... i see u font know what you have until u lose it. Start getting comfortable with it asap... or if he loses interest on u.... hmmm na u know
ReplyDeleteSo simple!!...ur case is even easy...if u truly love him and valued him jst do what pleases him, it has no hard to u
ReplyDeleteDid he not make any of these 'weird' demands prior to you guys being married? If he did, then kosoro...
ReplyDeleteHowever, if he did not...respectfully sit him down and talk it over. Nothing beats an open communication and mutual understanding when it comes to issues like this one.
If you ask me, it is rather an absurd way of building intimacy...kissing before brushing is not too bad, BUT exchanging half-chewed food is childish while putting direct saliva into the other's mouth is plain silly...
Candidly but politely let him know how you feel about his demands...that is if he never showed any of these before you exchanged vows.
Hmmmmm...I bet he's not d only one who requests for dese weird things. Dey r plenty so relax. Mk him know u r not comfortable wit dem n give him time to accept it
ReplyDeleteThough its irritating but it builds your intimacy, and also let him know it irritates you he will minimize it
ReplyDeleteSome men are kinky, Google it and see, soon he will eat your shit, I know men that eat shit and derive pleasure from it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's all that now am very sure your husband is far more than different as for me I would jst let him know I dnt lik it.
ReplyDeletelol..........ur husband`s definition of intimacy is really weird;
ReplyDeletejust tell him ur mind
Ur husband luvs u soo much.....me like all dis tins.
ReplyDeletewhoaaaaa its truly wierd bt its shows he loves u bt try and mk him understand ur nt comfy wit it. chiaaaaa na wa ooooo.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteIsnt it obvious enough? Your man has a fetish! Weird and super disgusting. He might mean well though or it might be juju induced but you guys need to sit and have a very long talk! I know marriage is all about compromises but sister gal, this is a very disgusting one to soccumb to. He should get it clear that u find it gross and should find another fetish like whips, cuffs and d likes.
But bia oh, already chewed food in his mouth? Eleeeeeeeeerrh! Ife s di ka I've emere eme oh! E speakilekwe!
JEEEEZAAAAASSSSS!!!WTF??MEHNNN???....EVEN IF SHE'S AN ELF FAIRY ANGEL MADE OF PURE LIGHT....HER MASHED FOOD???NOT TO MENTION "RAW SALIVA"...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe probably has a 'saliva from your mouth' fetish. since it turns him on, I advice that you talk to him, and reach a compromise on what you can and can't handle. I personally don't see anything wrong with the morning kisses.
ReplyDeleteBe thankful that he's not cheating (I hope),and do the best you can to keep your marriage even if it means compromising on so many levels.
But he's your husband and God that created marriage would intervene in your situation if you go to him in prayers. God bless you
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! TF? Kissing without brushing is even endurable, but the others? Geez! Its a no no for me
ReplyDeletedamn girl u got issues.. holla at Chaz B..
ReplyDeleteNne , I swear to God, u have no problem at all
ReplyDeleteIts a crazy world.
ReplyDeleteAnother marital problem.
ReplyDeleteThough is somehow different, but I think he loves u more when such thing happen. God bless ur marriage.
ReplyDeleteEveryone has a fetish of some sort and this happens to be your husband's which he has been open enough to share with you.
ReplyDeleteI think you should indulge him cos apparently it is a huge turn on for him. Who knows, with time you might get to like it too. Why not surprise him and do it without his prompting? At least you know what buttons to push whenever you wanna get your groove on....
If that's all that s weird Pls do them for him. The kind of things women do to keep their men can only be imagined
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww, ur husband is a freak
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing weird about. U and ur hubby kissing witout brushing ur teeth.the man simply loves and adore you
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...well, the 1st isn't so bad. I mean both of u might get ur groove on in d middle of d nite, u don't pause in between and say u wanna go brush! U just go wit d flow. So kissing 1st tin in d morng without brushing shdnt be a biggie unless u're d overly meticulous type dat is conscious of everytin and anytin. I'd say try not to think of d science of unbrushed mouth, focus on d kiss and enjoy d 'fresh' morng kiss- i.e use ur heart and not ur head. But for d 2nd request, especially d saliva part, dat's downright gross! I sumtimes half chew certain food b4 giving to my child who's just teething, but 4a grown man? It's really uncanny! Smh! But since he's d one taking d saliva and not u, I'll say go on &humor him while subtly letting him know (at diff intervals) dat u're not really down wit it...ur manner of telling him matters a lot: it shd be *StrongWordsSpokenSoftly* Don't 4get to pray, last tym I checked, prayer's still very effective 4all kinds of problems!I hope dis helps...
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you have a weird husband with a really weird fetish,however, you signed up for it. you gotta compromise because he shouldn't go elsewhere to fulfill his sexual desires. also you can pick just one of the weird stuff that you are most comfortable with and most importantly talk to him about it.
ReplyDeleteYou're a lucky woman my dear, don't you know the meaning of what ur hubby is doing?seriously the man truly loves you
ReplyDeleteNne, that.s your wahala for hooking up with a weirdo. The guy is sick in the head and since you love him so much, deal with it baby.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, dat is so gross, I can't stand it either.
ReplyDeleteHeck no!!! I wont do it intimacy or not!!
ReplyDeleteOponu.... u are abt to loose ur man... with wrong in all dis things at least is ur husband not a bf
ReplyDeletetalk to him to understand but if he doesn't then you have to please him or risk him looking outside. you know men look for every reason to go out. personally don't like it too but i have to do it sometimes. anyways visit this blog; http:www.justfarb.blogspot.com for real women talk.xoxo
ReplyDeleteMumu this is what courtship was meant for but una dey jump. You don't take time to know the person. Not everyone is turned on by regular everyday things. Some people have fetishes, it does not make them animals. Some like feet, some even get turned on by poop (yes for the ignorant people reading it has a scientific name- coprophila), other are attracted to food etc. You should have talked about this long before marriage but I can see you were captivated by the physical like his good looks and muscles. You cannot change him. You are stuck with it. If you no do am, someone else will. Shikena- Newyorker
ReplyDeleteBabes ur hubby loves u walahi. Wish my hubby will demand such "weird" forms of intimacy
ReplyDeleteI think you should call him and plead with him to understand that you're not comfortable nor enjoying it..I can really imagine how it feels..all the best
ReplyDeleteAm sorry to be plain here.... But I think u r a big f..l here! Here is a man sharing his fantasies with you his wife... Not some random girl and u r complaining.... Wen someone outside decides to share it with him... And then u start seeing him withdraw from u.... Then u will run back to linda ikeji and start asking for advice that he does not love u anymore... Stay there and be jonzing.....u want a plastic life..... Brush before kiss.... Bath before sex.... U can't be adventurous.... He is ur husband woman!!
ReplyDeleteReally, it might seem really weird to u as it is to me too, but I don't really see anything so bad in doing that. Probably that's his way of showing u hw much he loves u. Nd I think you should be glad that it is just a simple thing as that. Some men would actually ask their wives to suck their d**k nd swallow the semen,now that's gross. Tell him what you feel about his request. Pray you both work it out.
ReplyDeleteHmm Fabu. Linda, you know it is true because you made it up. You should be a flash fiction writer o. First to comment sha. Send me a prize for it o
ReplyDeleteDat guy is like rili a perv. The things that turn him on...omg
ReplyDeletethank goodness he is at the receiving end......just giv him the saliva and be rewarded with a huge boner.....hahahaha
Your husband quite disgusting.. One day he will ask to eat your shit and drink your urine as lunch
ReplyDeleteWhen next he ask you just throw up in his mouth he wont ask you again. Intimacy is a good thing but it just have to be clean and not gross.
ReplyDeleteYou no get problem abeg.
ReplyDeleteYour husband is disgusting
ReplyDeleteWoman be submissive to your husband. Do whatever makes him happy.
ReplyDeleteWow... it's like that's his fetish or something. And it seems he's really into you. But.... hmmm! lol
ReplyDeleteThis is serious! You need to pray for God to intervene as its only God that change him.
ReplyDeletewao really odd question yunk.....
ReplyDelete1. insist you both wash your mouth at night before sleep.
2. well ... do it in a more romantic way.
I think your husband is really cute!!!!......I don't know about you but I know there's almost nothing that can't be learnt....You can learn to like them...Love conquers all things remember??
ReplyDeleteCan someone send the address of TB Joshuas synagogue to this man?
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm, give it to him, try and enjoy it
ReplyDeleteStart getin comfortable wit dem cos he is ur husband.
ReplyDeleteOh wow! That's your husbands fetish. Everyone has a crazy fetish that turns them on;toe licking, finger licking etc, that's your hubby's and u should try to get comfy with it. No big deal hun so long as it's not affecting you both adversely, perhaps health wise.
ReplyDeleteYeah it does, different people like different things. Me I so like the kissing without brushing, so u have to try adjust for him people like different things hun
ReplyDeleteUr husband is just plain disgusting yuuuucccck. Why I read this kain thing now wey I wan blow Loi Loi with ogbono soup. I no dey chop again abeg.
ReplyDelete@@ Bia Bia.
Babe stop complaining and enjoy your marriage! Mehn i would die to have that! Nne compromise o?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha all these marriage wahala sef........... wasn't he doing that before u guys got married???? just keep on with d saliva transmission n enjoy ur marriage pls. Lmao
ReplyDeleteI understand dat its really yucky at times, but de are some things we do for love. I cant imagine doing rhis wit anyoda apart from my husband. I can do d kiss without brushing but d pouring of spit is a no for me sha. I might b able to do d food one. Try and explain ti him how it makes u feel but its clear to me dat he is into u as in badly.....
ReplyDeleteJust like Anastastia Steele and Christian Grey, learn to love it and u'll enjoy it. I see nothing horrible there. He's your husband for chrissakes.
ReplyDeleteShoro niyen ?
ReplyDeleteBrush before going to bed at night. You won't wake up with 'smelly' mouth.
ReplyDeleteAs for pouring food into his mouth, as long as he's the receiver and not you...kini big deal?
Chai! When me dey find such man....i will fuck him to the last breath or lemme fuck him to stupor
ReplyDeletehe is just a DIRTY PIG...who says marriage is a punishment??
ReplyDeleteIts so disgusting. U ve 2 rily talk 2 him n make him undastand u're nt comfortable wit his demands, since he claims 2 luv u, he should care abt ur feelings too.
ReplyDeleteMadam u don't have any problem please don't create one......
ReplyDeleteMadam if this is the only issue you have with your hubby then you are blessed. Please brush at night before going to bed. Keep bottled water handy do u can quickly drink before the early morning kissing starts. Mtsheeeew please enjoy your man.
ReplyDeleteIts disgusting, pls make him understand u re NT comfortable wit his demands. If he claims to love you, den he should respect ur feelings
ReplyDeleteEwww....Gross. He need reorientation/counselling.
ReplyDeleteHe shd find other things u guys re both comfortable with.
What an idiot. Go and ask your mummy hissss. What is it that makes NIGERIAN women ask daft questions? Like what?
ReplyDeleteYou should both brush ur teeth before bedtime, and also use listerine or an effective mouth rinse after each meal. Also, subtly suggest the use of breath mint to neutralize any oral offensive odor. Well, if u don't meet up to his "weird" demands soon, I bet you someone else will do it for you...keep an open mind!
ReplyDeleteIts really weird biko. So disgusting. God help you. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteNa y oh.d one reason y I awaz tell pple to date ad understand each other bfor marriage. My dear u dnt have any choice learn to luv wht he loves else a young dat wil b ready to learn fast will tak him frm you.
ReplyDeleteTrue love grows with genuine sacrifices hinged essentially on perfect understanding and selflessness. How do we explain that kind of love which nourishes someone's stupid desire whilst making the partner to endure unnecessary burden? Please let him understand that true love is understanding from both sides. Beg him, if it is the only thing possible, to consider your feeling too. To continue to satisfy his strange wish is to subject yourself to unnecessary agony which makes what he calls love an oppressive experience for you! You may try to endure the whole thing for some time but the time will eventually come when endurance will fail you and you will have to ask yourself why you started and endured what you can never master.
ReplyDeleteits a marriage, dere are meant to be some extent of compromise. none the less. wah u need to to is sit down and have a proper discussion about it with your spouse. and if he his how u claim him to be "loving, caring understanding" den i guess he should understand that stuffs like dat are weird. buh den if he doesnt accept den i guess dis stuffs are minor and shouldnt be taken so majorly..i think u jst have to save ur marriage and compromise..maybe u'll also get used to it. I hope dis piece helps u..PS i like kissing my babe wen we wake up nd sincerely it really does build intimacy
ReplyDeleteYour man seen to be a perfect man,and trust me many women are looking for a man who wld give them such offers.I realy do not see anything wrong with those things he is asking for...u just av to cope if u realy love him
ReplyDeleteYes it does, it helps to bind you more and more everyday. Pls get use to it and enjoy doing it with him. Rem if he can't get it from you, somebody outside is willing to give him much more. Marriage is not all about the things you like or love, success marriage is the ability to produce positive results from the things you don't like or love. Pray for more grace to enjoy it together.
ReplyDeleteFor crying out loud, he is ur husband nd nt a boyfriend, I wonder y I find it difficult to understand him,too bad
ReplyDeleteYes it does, it helps to bind you more and more everyday. Pls get use to it and enjoy doing it with him. Rem if he can't get it from you, somebody outside is willing to give him much more. Marriage is not all about the things you like or love, success marriage is the ability to produce positive results from the things you don't like or love. Pray for more grace to enjoy it together.
ReplyDeleteYour husband is a dirty pig. He has a saliva fetish. Ewwwww. What won't somebody see in the name of marriage.
ReplyDeleteOk, just buy a new 5 liter container, pour up ur saliva in it till it gets filled. Stour it up in a ur fridge. Whenever he needs ur saliva, walk to the fridge, pour some in a glass cup so he can drink to his satisfaction. Wish u the best as u work to improve ur marital life.
ReplyDeleteNo one is 100%, u take d good with the bad.
ReplyDeleteU re a very foolish person ..lawd I wish I cld do dat wit my husbnd..
ReplyDeleteFrom studies there are things called sexual preferences, and most of them may appear sick to the other partner, but its real and it exist,. Those things you mentioned are just one of "his"... You need to first of all understand what " preferences'' are!, speak to him about it, try to understand his answers to your questions.... It's a long journey... But take your time!,,
ReplyDeleteU re a very foolish person ..lawd I wish I cld do dat wit my husbnd..y I no c dis typ marry
ReplyDeleteD one about ur unbrushed mouths can b resolvd by u both brushing ur mouth b4 goin to bed.den d oda ones,pls tel him u nt comfortable doin dem n try to come to a compromise.cox personally for me,its irritating
ReplyDeleteI even thought it was anal sex,dear take a hike
ReplyDeleteI love your husband already.... He is so passionate. . my kind of man..
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is ewww.....
ReplyDeleteIf he says he wants it, den give it to him. U can learn to love it as well. He is ur hubby and nt ur BF. If he can eat ur pussy, den u can do those fins
ReplyDeleteBiko my sista. This one don pass ritual. I just want u to understand dat we all hv things that tune us up. Maybe wat got u attracted to him was his handsomeness, intelligence n fantastic muscles (pardon me! Lol). His might just b an attraction to ur saliva. So take a chill pill n spit some more into his mouth. After all, it's not like ur saliva is venomous.
ReplyDeleteYuck Yuck.... *running.. Away.. *
ReplyDeleteRubbish...love must have medical limits.
ReplyDeleteI am sure you havent heard of those that play with faeces in the name of lovemaking...STUPIDITY!!!
Madam sorry to say this u re a fool not only u re moron, my pain here right now is that guy married u, when many girls are crying out there, u know what don't worry he'll find who will love him for what he want nd for who he is sue. Mtchew!!!!!! Women are just a problem, u see who love u with all his heart u are complaining
ReplyDeleteLoooolll,,,dnt knw wat 2 say @all,,,is dis luv or wat??? I can't do all dis tins oo!!! Just d though of some1 spittin in2 my month almost made me faint**sights** gals just endure,,,he is ur guy. ***Gift***
ReplyDeleteYuucck!! Irritating!! But you are lucky you aint the one recieving the chewed food from his mouth..."FAMILY ISSUE" settle yourself, talk to him and make him see reasons why you shouldn't do that.
ReplyDeleteMy dear brush bf u sleep and encourage him to. You will so love kissing him in the morning. For the saliva #nocomment. God help you.
ReplyDeleteDear sister I feel ur pain. U have tried. Pls try and talk to him. Those acts are not building ur relationship but killing it. Anger and irritation are gradually building up in urban heart and the time would come when ur seriously over react nd ur hubby wld be wondering why.
ReplyDeleteTalk to him. Tell him how much u dislike it. Talk talk and continue to talk to him and pls in d nicest nd most subtle manner. No fighting pls. Just be patient. He is a gud man. Just has a weird way of expressing luv. He sure luvs u. pls also put it in prayers. Beg God to help u change ur hubby 's heart. May God be with u nd help thru this.
Please pray!!
ReplyDeleteYour husband needs help.
He might be watching some extreme pornography or wierd stuff.
This is not healthy for a young marriage.
Euwwwwww. Yuck
ReplyDeleteYou should introduce the habit if brushing twice daily, in the morning and last thing ay night. With this habit you will wake up having great breath. But you must use any of the close up brands and pepsodent too. This will easily help you wake up with fresh breathe. For the food thing.....don't have a solution for that........but then again, these are the things he wants..... discuss wgere you can meet his demands and the ones you don't feel comfy with, hisxresponsen should chart next step......
ReplyDeletethat's what turns him on.... do it then!!! ewwwwwwww though.
ReplyDeleteBia you dis gal you dnt even have a problem
ReplyDeleteGosh! That's disgusting and ur BF is a freak
ReplyDeleteAhhh,Umu nwanyi na nsogbu.until he starts licking anoda persons shit den u wil appreciate bah.
ReplyDeleteLmfao!*weird*#lindi change ur profile picshure biko#:)
ReplyDeleteur husband is a weirdo and his behaviour is irritating
ReplyDeleteThis is dicey. For the early morning kissing, I suggest u both brush ur mouths before bedtime, so that early the next morning it wouldn't taste so sour. As for the other weird stuff, its......ewwwwww. Just talk to him about how uncomfortable it makes u. Make him understand how repulsive it is; I only hope he sees reasons to stop.
ReplyDelete#TeamBlessed#
that's what turns him on.... do it then!!! ewwwwwwww though.
ReplyDeleteur husband is weirdo and his actions are irritating
ReplyDeleteYou are just a pathetic wife
ReplyDeleteBoth brush teeth night before and in the morning no worries. Food chewing in mouth... No advice. Huge erection in the morning.... Can't see what the problem is. I think say this woman get better problem. This one is rich people's problems.
ReplyDeleteI understand it's not easy at first. Try and forget d weirdness of it and do it with love. It's really not a problem cos once u start yielding to his desire, u won't even know when he will get over it. Just b d one making d demand, he will stop asking for it before u know it.
ReplyDeleteGirl, count yourself lucky, plsss do not destroy relationship with your hand, he is your husband, do it for him.
ReplyDeleteLinda, please help me tell this lady to go and switch places with someone who's husband doesn't adore her. It's really true that when one doesn't have serious issues one will start making a big deal out of little things.
ReplyDeletePlease advice her to divorce her husband, that will totally resolve her concerns
my husband use to do every thing u mentioned here even more dan u mention but am not seen it as anything . so long as ur husband enjoys it try to do it for him .it build love in marriage and it makes ur man stick to u only. so my dear the success of ur marriage is in ur hands . loosen up for him he is like ur own body too
ReplyDeletemy husband use to do every thing u mentioned here even more dan u mention but am not seen it as anything . so long as ur husband enjoys it try to do it for him .it build love in marriage and it makes ur man stick to u only. so my dear the success of ur marriage is in ur hands . loosen up for him he is like ur own body too
ReplyDeleteYes...u beta dnt stop...u r lucky my dear sis.he really luvs u
ReplyDeleteWhat I've to say with regards to kissing early in the morning is this, you guys should just brush before sleeping so the sourness of your mouth won't be a big deal when you wake up. I might say these are his fetish
ReplyDeletein fact.... i envy you! :)
ReplyDeleteAm feeling irritated already.just gonna wait for comments
ReplyDeleteLinda, are u sure all this story u bring here is not your very own write up but if it's not I ll just say poster should be grateful for what you have cos so many married women are yearning for such
ReplyDeleteYou have no problems woman. Other women are wrestling with hoes for their husbands. Just shut your mouth and pour in that saliva.
ReplyDeleteYucky!!! Tell him to always make the move to practice it without telling you, it won't sound irritating.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmm I don't have comment on dis one ooooo. Could it be love
ReplyDeleteNawao,it disgusty bt try get use to it bfor he sees some bitches out there that can willing giv him dt pleasure with
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Nawao,it disgusty bt try get use to it bfor he sees some bitches out there that can willing giv him dt pleasure with
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I just read through and ended up saying out loud ' what is stupidly wrong with this writer?' The same you, will be here tomorrow crying and asking what to do to keep ur man, by the time u are done frustrating and pushing him to seek satisfaction elsewhere. Woman, there is no room for selfishness in a marriage. Give ur man all what he wants as long as that'll keep him coming back to u. Stop complaining and satisfy ur mans weird desires.
ReplyDeleteSimply discuss it with him heart to heart. Don't wait for the moment he wants it. Bring up the topic in a out of the blue situation. (In a good mood though). Express your appreciation first of all about how intimate you guys are and then you can go on from there.
ReplyDelete..wow
ReplyDeleteMa deear! Dats his turn on. Just try n adapt
ReplyDeleteDammmmmnnn I don't know what to say looool
ReplyDeleteA crazy husband u' ve got. Pls pray very well cos u really need help, I can't manage a husband like dat for a minute
ReplyDeleteSincerely, I don't really buy that idea of intimacy. But if that's the only issue you have then it's no issue at all.
ReplyDeleteNah wah o. Weird though.
ReplyDeleteLooool your husbands a freak
ReplyDeleteMy Sweet linda, this is really nasty. Well I can agree to solid food item not wen it has been mashed.
ReplyDeleteU better start doing it, cos the day he finds a geirl that will b comfortable with those crazy moves. Say good bye to ur mamn
ReplyDeleteIt does... Sometimes u have to do these weird things to keep him away from other predators even though it's not a criteria for him not to be faithful, trust me, it keeps him closer to you than when you don't. Before I forget, don't worry, u will get used to some of them exp kissing in the morning cos I love doing that too and my wife objects but give in sometimes and it's sexy... Lolz.
ReplyDeleteEwww!!!
ReplyDeleteMake him to understand that you don't like that kind of love simple.
ReplyDeletestory for the gods, many ladies out there are searching for a guy like him
ReplyDeleteSory,d tins uve mentioned ain't dt bad 2 me.he is ur hubby nd has d rite 2 intimacy unless u want him goin out bt@d same time b wise
ReplyDeleteAbeg bring your husband for prayers...biko
ReplyDeleteIt bears mentioning that the attitude you've mentioned is the only thing that affects your ability to have an emotionally intimate relationship with your partner.
ReplyDeleteYour physical and emotional health also factor in to your sense of intimacy with your partner. For instance, good hygiene is a must. There's no way around it - no matter how romantic you are, if you stink, your physical intimacy will suffer. In this case, sharing of Saliva et al.
The prospect of engaging in physical intimacy with your significant other shouldn't be intimidating - since it is(based on your complains), you may need to have a frank discussion with him about your intimacy issues. The only thing that might have a straight solution from my perspective is the Early Morning Kissing, but for the other concerns; seat him down and explain politely.