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Hilarious! Ghanian man asks for advice...

LMAO! Does this man really exist or this newspaper made this up? Kwame from Accra, are you for real? lol

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    1. Lmao!!!oh yes plz increase d amount of vochoure card U getting her!!smh

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    2. Let him increase the airtime to GH 700 per day I think that would help him..lmao

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    3. This was made up for joke

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    4. Question for poseidon!


      OKORO UPGRADED**

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    5. This kain mugu still dey dis 21st century?

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    6. Hahahahahahahahahshhehehehheheheheheh,I can't stop laughin,chai!when ones heart is involve esp.in luv hmm dt persons life bcomes a funny one esp in d eyes of people,wht abt those dt commit suicide,dis one is even better
      #nothankyoui'llratherbeselfmade

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  2. Hehehe
    onyx is gay
    bonario is a house boy
    juliet is a mental health patient

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    1. Rotflmao...like dude who the hell r u? Lolz

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    2. Rotflmao...dude like who the hell r u? Lolz

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    3. Is a 'house boy' ....I taught you made a mistake the other time....how come the house boy and mad girl write better than you?

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    4. U forgot to add Wilhelmina the black witch

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    5. Abokidwarriboy the retarded noise maker,wilhelmina the bitter witch!! #LindaPostMyComment

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  3. Nooooooo...heis not for realooooooooo...not of this world am sure.....lolzzzzzzzzzz


    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....





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  4. The guy is an idiot...he belongs to d zoo.

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  5. Hahahaha. Yeah. Sure. It's good to share.

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  6. Lol Linda you no go kill us with all this news this is the mumu I have ever seen lol""JC

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  7. AbokiDaWarriBoy2 March 2015 at 21:32

    Lmfaoooo @Kwame are u mad??? U must b mad...lmfao

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  8. AbokiDaWarriBoy2 March 2015 at 21:32

    Lmfaoooo @Kwame are u mad??? U must b mad...lmfao

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  9. The guy na heavy HEdiot...Him mumu button don spoil finish for the girl hand

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  10. linda abi him they learn work

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  11. Hahhahhahahha people can mumu for love. Linda, it happens.
    Kwame, increase the airtime so that she can increase the number of people she tells I love in your presence

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  12. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    He is existing or not i dont care bcos this post is so fucking hillarious no doubt...
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  13. Kwame are you dead or alive

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  14. The guy must be suffering from secondary level of 'odensin' if this happens to be true

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  15. Yeah increase it to Gh¢1,000,000.00. Then buy her a house, car n a property that will secure her future. Mtwwwwwww

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  16. Loool.....Dis wan na confirm maga oooo.

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  17. Maga






    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  18. This is the joke of the century...tho I sabi say Ghana people head no complete

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  19. He couldn't possibly be for real

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  20. That will be a good idea. To increase the joke buy for the guy as well.

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  21. Lol.

    Linda it is not made up I once had a lady was like that to me I tire myself I run.

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  22. If dis is for real den dis kwame guy is a big fool smh

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  23. Yes, to GHc 20.00.

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  24. Yes, to GHc 20.00

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  25. Hahahahaha! No, 10 cedis' credit is not enough. How about the whole telecoms company????

    Redcandy

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  26. Yes plz increase it to100billion! Mungo park!

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  27. Na lie!! Just prolly a joke. ----C21

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  28. Lmao @ increase d airtime, y nt buy her a house ode, oponu ayerada!seriously r u 4 real???

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  29. Mumu,increase the airtime.she will then take you serious

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  30. Yes dear, increase your gift. As u b ode!

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  31. Dear Kwame,
    The daily airtime of GHc10 is way too small, increase it to 100 cedis. Also the iPhone you bought her needs upgrading to iPhone 6 :))

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  32. Olodo.........Am not sure this guy exist.

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  33. No pls increase it to Ghc 10,000. Hehehe mugun

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  34. Yes pls, he should increase it more. ODE.

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  35. Lmao. So sorry for this guy. Bro u re a side bf. Open ur eyes and read d hand writing.

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  36. Am sure that is a joke, such individual does exist in this world except in the animal kingdom.

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  37. Lol! Kwame ti je efo pelu omi putu! Wat! R you kidding me! Nice catch for d Babe tho

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  38. He hasn't done enuf....why not go to the babe village , build her a mansion, send her siblings abroad.....and buy her a car.....by then I blv she might consider your undying mumu love


    :::::::::::::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA:::::::::::::::::::::::

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    1. he is not a fool. The lady has not allowed herself to be treated special..
      That's what I think.

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  39. If this is a human being then he must have escaped from the cage.

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  40. Lol, dis man is a 1st class mumu o, make he increase am 2 50.00 jare ode!

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  41. Hahahahhaha he should be from jupiter.

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  42. plss get the spelling of ghanaian right okay. its so annoying for some of us

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  43. Afi @Kwame......Ghanaian men are sometimes silly




    @Galore

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  44. Hehehhehhehehehehhehehehehehhehe! Choi! This is a Mugu of the century. Nothing wen person no go hear.

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  45. u are a fool, give more

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  46. sincerely speaking he needs spiritual counselling.....mr maga

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  47. Obviously a joke...

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  48. Hahaha ds guy funny die, Mak I go Sleep Abeg

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  49. Dis dude must be sick in and out!!! His brain is touching inside and it mite lead to madness

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  50. Lol, dis man is a 1st class mumu o, make he increase am 2 50.00 jare ode!

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  51. Lolz.. love is blind na

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  52. Lol, dis man is a 1st class mumu o, make he increase am 2 50.00 jare ode!

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  53. Lol, dis man is a 1st class mumu o, make he increase am 2 50.00 jare ode!

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  54. No sweetie, increasing it will not solve the problem.
    Now listen very well , do you have any land or family property ?
    If yes, sell it or hand it over to her .
    Buy her ,her own network and stop buying the airtime which can run out anytime when she's joking hereby getting her mad .
    I understand your love , I no go blame you after all Jesus the only son of God gave up his comfort,came to this sinful world and died for our sins .
    Foolish boy, your people need to marry you off like a female blonde fool .
    I'll not be surprise to hear that your family have never see a dime from you .
    Harvest your kidney and give her in case of anything .
    Na wa o, so person still foolish like this bikokwaun ? For this 2015 ?
    Na wa o , Devil,you're a liar !
    May God save you my son .

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  55. Lmao!its allowed.love is blind.

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  56. YES, INCREASE IT TO 50 SELF. IDIOT!

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  57. Is he for real? This is a prank seriously! Any man this foolish needs to be castrated.

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  58. Lmao I wish to have someone like this around oo
    Lol

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  59. hahahahahaha..... d highest mugu in town...... infact increase d unit to 50ghc. then she will luv u d more...... Oniranu oshiiiiiii

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  60. Lol, mumu, u can increase d airtym if u wish, lover boy

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  61. Hahahahhahaaa....u had better increase it to 100 Gh cedis..

    Anu mpam...

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  62. Hahahahaha! I think the tabloid made it up or the guy is on cheap drugs.

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  63. ops! that's token, add several 0's to it!
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    *mumu

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  64. The newspaper made it up. No sane guy can go that low.

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  65. That guys brain need recalibration

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  66. ahahahahahahahahah.... yes!!! increase d air time to GHc 100 daily... idiot.


    #Godovaeverytin

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  67. Kwame..,can't U see she is using U
    Beta sharp urcef

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  68. Honestly linda. Dat is not a joke. I have a guy dat does dat to me.buys me xpensive phones and recharges for me. bt wen I call him, he will end d call and call me bk dat he doesn't want me to waste my airtym.he also sends money lik crazy without askn for notin.aand i mk lov calls wen we r togeda.pple lik dat exist.he feels I'm superior cuz I'm a graduate as if it's a big deal.

    ***DOPE_DIVA***

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  69. May the Good Lord deliver me 4rom this kind of LOVE. Amen

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  70. sounds lk sthng from a nollywood movie,nt real jhoor,tz definitely made up
    aittyfinest xyz

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  71. Lmaoooooo, the is such a fool like my president Jonathan.

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  72. Lmaoooooo, the is such a fool like my president Jonathan.

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  73. You will be surprised. there have been dumber people. LOL

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  74. This love has destroyed his common sense o

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  75. Certified mumu, increase the airtime to GH¢ 50.00 instead. Linda take note!

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  76. Am sure she's a nigerian girl

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  77. He should buy her a plane or a car tht is wht she need. Is a big fool. Watin person no go just see for this blog

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  78. 10 is too small... i think 10 million will do, ehn... mtchewwwwww...

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  79. nope.. 10 cedi is too small... i think 10 million will do, ehn... mtchewwwwww...

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  80. Are u a learner,she is only using u,mugu 1 lolz

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  81. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....#ODE-NI-YEN #AGBAYA!!!!CHAI.....SMH

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  82. Biko increase it.............. oponu oshi

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  83. Him cup of tea watin corncern me..





    ...JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN

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  84. Lol increase keh instead u leave d relationship wat sort of love is dat wen she keeps telling d guy she loves him in ur front

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  85. Linda I don't believe it's true but if it is, dat man deserves to be castrated. He is a disgrace to manhood. I keep telling people who care to listen dat love is d most precious thing. U don't just give to anybody. U only give it to someone who deserves it, otherwise u will use ur hands to make ur life miserable. It'll amaze u dat one lovely girl may be out there killing herself to get dis same guy's attention but to no avail. People should please love wisely.

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  86. Lol, he should reduce it.
    $.
    $.
    @Carlos via Nokia Lumia

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  87. Only in Ghana such tin will exist....I trust my naija boys. Any way he should increase it to GH€20.00, maga can't finish on earth.

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  88. No please increase it to 1million Ghana cedis or what ever yr money is called then you will get her full attention.(Ode buruku)

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  89. So funny..what we do for love.

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  90. Kwame!!!!!!!!!! The biggest fool of the century award has to go to ya..... lmfao

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    1. I think d news paper made this up. This is too oshisco to be true!

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  91. Increase it to 100. Good man.

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  92. Yes mumu of life, increase the airtime and whilst you are at it, throw in daily cash allowance and upgrade her phone to iPhone 6.

    Love is indeed blind. Kmt.

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  93. Yes mumu of life, increase the airtime and whilst you are at it, throw in daily cash allowance and upgrade her phone to iPhone 6.

    Love is indeed blind. Kmt.

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  94. Ohh bro Kwame!!!! why?? re u going nuts???? heheheeee Lmao

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  95. Ohh bro Kwame!!!! why?? re u going nuts???? heheheeee Lmao

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  96. Make it GHc20 so dat at least afta calling de guy small of de airtime will remain for her to try and stat flashing you instead of the total silence!!! Olodo rabatan !

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  97. Very funny o. Somebody should tell dat dude dat money doesn't buy love. He shld invest his money somewhere else jare

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  98. Yez increase ur airtime so u wnt hv any left over 4 ur real lover.dnt b a fool@ Joyce.

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  99. Lol....like true true??????

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  100. Kofi, Shut the f!!k up..........ur surname na mugu

    kukuma open airtime shop for her nah #ShoroNiyen

    #skookid

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  101. Mugu...Please do!
    eomogu@yahoo.com

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  102. Mumu
    No increase d air time to 100k
    And throw in an apple laptop while u re at it
    Ode
    Ewu Ghana



    .....SƖεεkz

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  103. His not ooh pls kwame do increase it

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  104. LOL. What can I say? Some mothers actually do have them.

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  105. Ermmmm Kwame, since these phones are not working on your love interest , I suggest you buy the phone called Ewu Ghana.(Mugu 10) That brand works wonders.Good luck

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  106. Lolzzzzz.....please increase the airtime and please you can also buy her a range rover sport don't worry she'll love you

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  107. See GOBE!!!!!!

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  108. no guy can b this foolish. it shd b fake

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  109. One word- MUMU

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  110. lol. This guy is cracking me up.

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  111. Hmm.....this "love" can sha turn some ppl to MUMU o....+ foolish question!

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  112. general overseer of bin stupid!

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  113. this is a true definition of capital mugu!

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  114. Eyyaahh....increase it to 20 Ghana Cedis. She may change her mind towards u ok. People like this still exist?



    #TeamBlessed#

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  115. Wake up & smell the coffee, Kwame!

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  116. Lol..linda tell him to increase de airtime oooo

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  117. Upcoming ode

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  118. Forged story, a normal joke stuff that has ran thru bbm in Nigeria.

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  119. Pls can sm1 jst gv me d guys number... so dat i can gv him a good advise... mtcheew

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  120. he really does exist,, its all for love

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  121. Keep must av tot f dis guy wen he sang 'lemme be Ur maga...I WANT to be ur maga'!!

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  122. kwame; diz is weird. go 4 a counselling...u need prayer....u b mugu.

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  123. Chai.. For me I don't think they made that up. Are there no mechanic or carpenter in Accra to slap kwame for me so he can start thinking straight... Some men are seriously blind..

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  124. this one is not well o....jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  125. Kwame are you a learner! Oya Go down low! Joor double the airtime o'jare, so you can go for her wedding reception as that her brother. Smh

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  126. Kwame pls whr u @, I guess ur d 1 av been looking 4... For real?this must certainly be a joke & kwame must be a joker.

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  127. lol.. this guy don mad, increase the airtime to 1000.00

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  128. #myopinioncounts#3 March 2015 at 02:41

    Too funny, I can't deal. Kwame must be super slow

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  129. Kwame,you're a bastard baby

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  130. Yes. Bros increase am to 20 cedi sef. She no love you simple.

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  131. my dear kwame, really appreciate your effort but is not enough to win her over.
    firstly increase the airtime, buy her a house, surprise her with a car, monthly send her $300 to top her bank account. with this she will consider not to be calling them boys in front of you.

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  132. If this is true, d girl knows how to press his mumu button that's why he is confused

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  133. Mumuism dy worry diz guy aswear.
    Davido's GF

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  134. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH ...I CANT STOP LAUGHING, lINDA YOU JUST CRACKED ME UP THIS MONIN...WOW!!!!

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  135. my brothers and sisters my point may be the different from all of urs ..if u love somebody and she or he acts like that ..please do what will only make u happy if ...still sharung with her despite her attitude just go ahead that may be the only price u may have to pay to have her all by urself.i am married and some times i send airtime to my wife and she doesn't even call me to say thanks.thanks,initially i was of the opinion that she is supposed to call me or atleast say thanks .........will i stop giving her...the answer is no"so my brother ..it could be a trial times. just do ur best when it eventually doesnt work between both of u ...u walk away satisfied that you tried all your bast to get the relationship running .....#catchmeifucan#

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  136. The guy should increase it jare! Babe enjoy am well well but remember that anoda guy wil get double worth of it back from U. Its not a cause

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  137. guy u try well well...increase am inugo...olodo


    MISSVEE

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  138. Most stoolpid being

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  139. Lord, bring my Kwame my way. I need one too

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  140. Mugu NO 7, LOLZ

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  141. Chai! Mugu of d highest order!

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  142. Don't stop, just triple the airtime,get her backup iPhone and see that she will continue to pull a bigger joke with the other man!GOOD LUCK with your love!shit happens.Did i tell you to also get one iphone just for the guy too that she calls,that will make her understand that you love her wela wela!

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  143. Kweke!!! Chai!!! Dem dey follow dis guy from village... in fact, monitoring spirit dey in his case!

    This 'mumurity' is not ordinary!

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  144. Either his brain is neglecting the truth or something or someone in his village is affecting him

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  145. pls tripple d amount u send 4 ha card....guy free ursef mehn abi she don cuk vegetables 4 u ni
    #madeofblack

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  146. lmao, it has to be a joke abeg

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  147. Guy u need prayers .u de under juju

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  148. Guy u need prayers .u de under juju

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  149. d kind guy no dey for dis world again, guy nowadayz don wize up

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  150. d kind guy no dey for dis world again, guy nowadayz don wize up

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