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Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Jim Iyke sends message to ex-gfs, fake friends, biz associates...

As the year gradually comes to an end, Jim Iyke is not playing at all and took to his instagram page to send a message to ex-girlfriends, CEOs, fake friends, loyal chics and business partners. See what he wrote after the cut...



ATTN; All CEOs, CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRIES, SIDE KICKS, FAKEASS FRIENDS, RIDE N DIE FRIENDS,LOYAL CHICS, DISLOYAL B****ES, PAs, BRAND AFFILIATES, BIZ ASSOCIATES, MANAGER, BURGEON CONTRACTORS,ADA CONTRACTORS,BOSS, STAFF, POLITICIANS, EXTENDED FAMILY, AND EXs TOO As the year gradually draws to an end I find it imperative to send this announcement before I commence my campaign for what I deem as rightfully mine. pls if you see me in this intense checkered suit and red airmax in your offices, homes and joints kindly give me what I want coz I'm not in the mood to deal with BS! If you owe in cash or kind,or promised favours,If you re yet to sign a proposal or contract myself or my affiliates are bidding, If you took payment for services not yet rendered, If you re dumb enough to think you played on my intelligence by lying about a sick fam member to extort me( you know yourself), if you re yet to cut a cheque as regards arrears owed me in a joint movie or TV production ( you know yourself) or any of my numerous endeavors. Uncle D for conveniently slashing half the sum I sent to Aunty V for your anniversary; talking about two is one! that's BS too coz I wrote only her name on the envelope not yours- That's right, I'm calling you out too. Furthermore, in the event you decide to give quick instructions to your PAs, secretaries and SAs to tell me that you made an unplanned trip to God-Knows-where, be advised that I know your family homes, baby mama's cribs, side chick flats, beer parlours, gentlemen's clubs, your mamas kitchens, car numbers, and even numbers your madams are unaware exists! So pls don't friggin test me!!! PS if you re outside this bracket you can safely assume this is Post is HILARIOUS. If you're inside the bracket then believe me you have abundant reasons to be AFRAID!! A word is enough! I'm coming for y'all! #LMFAO 

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    1. Scrolling down for Bonario's Nokia Lumia comment...

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    2. Meaning "GOATY"

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    3. What's the point of this rant???

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  2. Funny dude #bright bravo#

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  3. Ahahaha this made my evening.


    @lwkmd_naija
    (twitter/ig)
    -funny pics-

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  4. Ok seen.


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  5. Lwkmd Jim Iyke is not smiling at all.This is really hilarious.loooollll.

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  6. Yeye dude, funny indeed #onelovefromSnow#

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  7. Hilarious.I wonder if Nadia will find some of the titles funny.Side chicks though...

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  8. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah gosh i just cant get enough of this young man... he just know how to make me laff, still wondering sha oooo... "WHEN WILL HE JOIN COMEDY"?...
    www.dolapoadufe.blogspot.com

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    1. Stop pretending asif u undastnd a thn dia. Norring is funny nd cnt stil undastnd y d ahahahahaha..psewwwwwwwww

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    1. Your mate na, he's achieved something

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  10. seen...next pls

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  11. Laughing seriously, Jim is a goat

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  12. He did this last year didn't he or is it a case of de'javu

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  13. Get a fuck man,,,,, if u are angry keep it to ur self nobody cares

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    1. Yea we dont give a hoot if u gave anty z to marry uncle d
      Is yo life man keep ur fucking p to ur self

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  14. This guy money be like audio, na hear we dey hear am we no dey seem am!!!

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  15. And his phone started buzzing after he posted dat....

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  16. lol..the guy no dey smile at all..


    #GodblessNigeria

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  17. Thought pastor TB Joshua already delivered this guy,seems the spirits are back.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  18. lmfao....ur not good Jim Iyke but whats my own...

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  19. Please WTF is this dude saying.......SINGING........AM WALKING AWAY.........*****QUEENMAYA*****

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  20. Social media wahala....dey av all heard

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  21. Koko mental. Lmao

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  22. Hummph... what a child!

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  23. lol...I love amazing peeps like this

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  24. Attention seeking brat. Kettle calling pot black , You have swindled people as well and they will call you out soon . I will not even ask you for one kobo if I were your relative because you seem like one that will give and broadcast. He has been quiet since the ebola scare so he needs to be heard. Jim, Repair your career and business that is sinking and leave people alone.

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  25. Hold your peace mister and do your thing stop making noise...

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  26. Hold your peace mister and do your thing stop making noise...

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  27. Proud asshole....#mtcheeew

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    1. Jim's on his irregular monthly cycle namely menses

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  28. Love jimmy anyday anytym..he's just bae..tell 'em motherf*****!!!!..#bow down b****s#

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  29. Mad Man, It is so Hilarious...

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  30. Someone call a DR please. Iyke needs one. Rozay talking

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  31. Oga You Don Expire abeg.....Stop trying too hard to be in the news.The future belongs to the Youth a category you obviously do not belong toPls do well to print out the names of those you are also indebted to.#Yeyedeysmell

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  32. Hahhahahahah ah ha. ..... I dey laff oooo. Story for the gods oooo

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    1. I think jim's owing somebody who's disturbing him so dis long matter wey him write so na 2 make him debtor sofry sofry.

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  33. go get a life dude

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  34. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    When my guy turn comedian, am not even laughing self.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  35. he had me cracking up....now this is how you get more fans....

    for African music video review and movies

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  36. One thing I learn from jimmy! Impeccable use of words. Ppl say I speak smooth but I don't hold a candle to u Jim. Yo mama raised you well right there

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  37. Lol funny dude

    www.chrisblend.com

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  38. Man his drug dealer must be some greedy mofo!!! He gave this dude some excess cut, now nigga went full retard!!!! All this instarage coming from this pos??He even had the nerve to include politicians??Niccur is bluffing and auditioning for attention!!! #I hate keyboard warriors!!#Take some action, we all love some reaction!!!! Jimmy wud nevah change, sit ur frustrated black ass down..#cheEzyjayne

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  39. Love his outfit thou...great dress sense

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  40. Funny......set up ur game bro

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  41. Hahahhhahaah bad n*gga
    WWW.Swapbest.com

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  42. I thought he has been delivered y is he still saying rubbish

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  43. Crack is speaking...wetin be our biz wit all those....Abeg u fit send me money self for my anniversary....abi u don't know jeju is allowed#BornSinner

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  44. I lyke this guy any day any tyme. He does things differently n confidently. He is smart.

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  45. LOL! Am not exactly a fan of Jim but i don't hate him....I Love the fact that he has a good sense of humour#Clearly, most of you here lack that....Y'all just can't see humour in anything#Hateful Mo'fos

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  46. Hilarious to me because am not in the bracket. What about you Linda and my co- contributors where did you fit in?

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  47. This is dude is very funny but he said his mind..hmconcept2000@gmail.com

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  48. is that a movie script? just asking

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  49. Funny as hell... i wish he does everything he says here dou, after making completely sure he doesnt owe no man a a single shit.

    Lol....

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  50. Hey, handsome guy dey talk, go deal with your business secretly, why involving ppl outside your bracelet, chei money don finish u dey cry

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  51. Aunty Linda pls allow my comments

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  52. This guy is not smiling oo.
    Hilarious.

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  53. THIS IS VERY NICE, JIM.

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  54. Those spirits are back with full force. Pastor T B another deliverance section must be scheduled for dis oldest bachelor.

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  55. Well, this didn't sound funny to me but strange and petty. Go sort your uncle D and aunty V case outside d media.

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  56. STOP WIT THE CHILDHOOD SH1T NIGGA U'RE GROWN. lol

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  57. my MENTOR I VIEW,,TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN...JUST TAKE NOTE...WE RE COMING FOR U.

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  58. ....well.... Som1 seems to have run really broke on some good cash & needs to do some serious cash outs for some Xmas waka.... #NobodyTEstMe #CalmDown4What... Lmao

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