ATTN; All CEOs, CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRIES, SIDE KICKS, FAKEASS FRIENDS, RIDE N DIE FRIENDS,LOYAL CHICS, DISLOYAL B****ES, PAs, BRAND AFFILIATES, BIZ ASSOCIATES, MANAGER, BURGEON CONTRACTORS,ADA CONTRACTORS,BOSS, STAFF, POLITICIANS, EXTENDED FAMILY, AND EXs TOO As the year gradually draws to an end I find it imperative to send this announcement before I commence my campaign for what I deem as rightfully mine. pls if you see me in this intense checkered suit and red airmax in your offices, homes and joints kindly give me what I want coz I'm not in the mood to deal with BS! If you owe in cash or kind,or promised favours,If you re yet to sign a proposal or contract myself or my affiliates are bidding, If you took payment for services not yet rendered, If you re dumb enough to think you played on my intelligence by lying about a sick fam member to extort me( you know yourself), if you re yet to cut a cheque as regards arrears owed me in a joint movie or TV production ( you know yourself) or any of my numerous endeavors. Uncle D for conveniently slashing half the sum I sent to Aunty V for your anniversary; talking about two is one! that's BS too coz I wrote only her name on the envelope not yours- That's right, I'm calling you out too. Furthermore, in the event you decide to give quick instructions to your PAs, secretaries and SAs to tell me that you made an unplanned trip to God-Knows-where, be advised that I know your family homes, baby mama's cribs, side chick flats, beer parlours, gentlemen's clubs, your mamas kitchens, car numbers, and even numbers your madams are unaware exists! So pls don't friggin test me!!! PS if you re outside this bracket you can safely assume this is Post is HILARIOUS. If you're inside the bracket then believe me you have abundant reasons to be AFRAID!! A word is enough! I'm coming for y'all! #LMFAO
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DeleteWhat's the point of this rant???
DeleteFunny dude #bright bravo#
ReplyDeleteAhahaha this made my evening.
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Lwkmd Jim Iyke is not smiling at all.This is really hilarious.loooollll.
ReplyDeleteYeye dude, funny indeed #onelovefromSnow#
ReplyDeleteHilarious.I wonder if Nadia will find some of the titles funny.Side chicks though...
ReplyDeleteahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah gosh i just cant get enough of this young man... he just know how to make me laff, still wondering sha oooo... "WHEN WILL HE JOIN COMEDY"?...
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Stop pretending asif u undastnd a thn dia. Norring is funny nd cnt stil undastnd y d ahahahahaha..psewwwwwwwww
DeleteFoolish old man
ReplyDeleteYour mate na, he's achieved something
Deleteseen...next pls
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ReplyDeleteBORN TO SHINE!!!
Laughing seriously, Jim is a goat
ReplyDeleteHe did this last year didn't he or is it a case of de'javu
ReplyDeletemad guy
ReplyDeleteGet a fuck man,,,,, if u are angry keep it to ur self nobody cares
ReplyDeleteYea we dont give a hoot if u gave anty z to marry uncle d
DeleteIs yo life man keep ur fucking p to ur self
This guy money be like audio, na hear we dey hear am we no dey seem am!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd his phone started buzzing after he posted dat....
ReplyDeletelol..the guy no dey smile at all..
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Crazy guy
ReplyDeleteThe guy is so naughty
ReplyDeleteThought pastor TB Joshua already delivered this guy,seems the spirits are back.
ReplyDelete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Hahahahahah funny.
ReplyDeletelmfao....ur not good Jim Iyke but whats my own...
ReplyDeleteRest abeg!!
ReplyDeletePlease WTF is this dude saying.......SINGING........AM WALKING AWAY.........*****QUEENMAYA*****
ReplyDeleteSocial media wahala....dey av all heard
ReplyDeleteKoko mental. Lmao
ReplyDeleteHummph... what a child!
ReplyDeletelol...I love amazing peeps like this
ReplyDeleteAttention seeking brat. Kettle calling pot black , You have swindled people as well and they will call you out soon . I will not even ask you for one kobo if I were your relative because you seem like one that will give and broadcast. He has been quiet since the ebola scare so he needs to be heard. Jim, Repair your career and business that is sinking and leave people alone.
ReplyDeleteHold your peace mister and do your thing stop making noise...
ReplyDeleteHold your peace mister and do your thing stop making noise...
ReplyDeleteI am also LMFAO.
ReplyDeleteHahaha hahahahahah
ReplyDeleteProud asshole....#mtcheeew
ReplyDeleteJim's on his irregular monthly cycle namely menses
DeleteLove jimmy anyday anytym..he's just bae..tell 'em motherf*****!!!!..#bow down b****s#
ReplyDeleteMad Man, It is so Hilarious...
ReplyDeleteSomeone call a DR please. Iyke needs one. Rozay talking
ReplyDeleteOga You Don Expire abeg.....Stop trying too hard to be in the news.The future belongs to the Youth a category you obviously do not belong toPls do well to print out the names of those you are also indebted to.#Yeyedeysmell
ReplyDeleteHahhahahahah ah ha. ..... I dey laff oooo. Story for the gods oooo
ReplyDeleteI think jim's owing somebody who's disturbing him so dis long matter wey him write so na 2 make him debtor sofry sofry.
Deletego get a life dude
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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When my guy turn comedian, am not even laughing self.....
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he had me cracking up....now this is how you get more fans....
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One thing I learn from jimmy! Impeccable use of words. Ppl say I speak smooth but I don't hold a candle to u Jim. Yo mama raised you well right there
ReplyDeleteLol funny dude
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Man his drug dealer must be some greedy mofo!!! He gave this dude some excess cut, now nigga went full retard!!!! All this instarage coming from this pos??He even had the nerve to include politicians??Niccur is bluffing and auditioning for attention!!! #I hate keyboard warriors!!#Take some action, we all love some reaction!!!! Jimmy wud nevah change, sit ur frustrated black ass down..#cheEzyjayne
ReplyDeleteLove his outfit thou...great dress sense
ReplyDeleteBadt guy!
ReplyDeleteIs Jim now a commedian? Lol
ReplyDeleteDis guy no get brain
ReplyDeleteFunny......set up ur game bro
ReplyDeleteHahahhhahaah bad n*gga
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I thought he has been delivered y is he still saying rubbish
ReplyDeleteCrack is speaking...wetin be our biz wit all those....Abeg u fit send me money self for my anniversary....abi u don't know jeju is allowed#BornSinner
ReplyDeleteI lyke this guy any day any tyme. He does things differently n confidently. He is smart.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Am not exactly a fan of Jim but i don't hate him....I Love the fact that he has a good sense of humour#Clearly, most of you here lack that....Y'all just can't see humour in anything#Hateful Mo'fos
ReplyDeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteHilarious to me because am not in the bracket. What about you Linda and my co- contributors where did you fit in?
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ReplyDeleteLol
This is dude is very funny but he said his mind..hmconcept2000@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteNot funny...next pls
ReplyDeleteis that a movie script? just asking
ReplyDeleteMaybe he is broke
ReplyDeleteFunny as hell... i wish he does everything he says here dou, after making completely sure he doesnt owe no man a a single shit.
ReplyDeleteLol....
Hey, handsome guy dey talk, go deal with your business secretly, why involving ppl outside your bracelet, chei money don finish u dey cry
ReplyDeleteAunty Linda pls allow my comments
ReplyDeleteThis guy is not smiling oo.
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
THIS IS VERY NICE, JIM.
ReplyDeleteThose spirits are back with full force. Pastor T B another deliverance section must be scheduled for dis oldest bachelor.
ReplyDeletedamn! that was harsh
ReplyDeleteWell, this didn't sound funny to me but strange and petty. Go sort your uncle D and aunty V case outside d media.
ReplyDeleteSTOP WIT THE CHILDHOOD SH1T NIGGA U'RE GROWN. lol
ReplyDeletemy MENTOR I VIEW,,TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN...JUST TAKE NOTE...WE RE COMING FOR U.
ReplyDelete....well.... Som1 seems to have run really broke on some good cash & needs to do some serious cash outs for some Xmas waka.... #NobodyTEstMe #CalmDown4What... Lmao
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