Ow is it a childish act??...u don't av to be too serious in evrytin u do, just try and mak sm1 smile somewhere. I think dats wat he's tryn to do.....FM
Of course he won't do the same for a guy Yo phucking faggots! Guys give ladies lift all the time...it's a typical nigerian man thing...am sure if Yo broke ass had a ride...ull Holla @ them bitches too! N I doubt ull have random niggas shut gunning in ur car. No hate but I fucking hate hypocrites!
Osi stop embarrassing yourself by sharing your indiscretions. You were hoping for booty and she took advantage of you. You should not be giving lifts to strangers.
Mr OAP, attention seeking achieved! Do you suffer from anencephaly or something that she took it without you knowing? And since you sound like you know her, why not tell her directly? *Hiss*
Bia you've come again with ur ENGLISH. We have been enjoying this blog jejely without ur English. Please lets keep it that way. Yes we know you have PHD in English language...haba!
Rotfl.... yeye man! dnt worry she will return it. As u no gree give her moni na she move your perfume no tym. If I may ask where were your eyes wen she stole ur perfume as u claimed mtcheew #onelovefromSnow#
Lolz.... Babes biko return him perfume b4 yawa go gas 4 u. My guy dey provoke 4 u. But come 2 think of it. Na only bottle of perfume d babe fit tif sef. Shame on u! Small Ole!!! Biko return d cheap perfume,make we for hear word. Mtcheeew!!!
Hian...can't u replace d perf wivout ranting?..obviously she sensed ur oshofree nature and decided to steal it...womaniser. Ordinary perf...kai...I dnt support stealin buh it Serves u ryt...u met ur kind..gud ladies dnt steal Pls visit My blog
This guy is a dirty idiot. U claim to give her a lift yet u already know her twitter handle to mention her. Ugly pig. Razz obonte. Nonsense. What car do u drive again? Better buy another perf cuz ur body odor can kill faster than Ebola.
I doubt if na lift matter, maybe he "do" d babe, and he didn't settle her according to agreement. How much is d perfume sef dat he's even making noise. Someone should tell him to carry chair and sit...
Hmmm. This one nobe small talk there are 2 sides to a coin. Personal experience: While waiting for bus after work on a late friday night on ikorodu road, i met some1 who parked and offered me a ride. Am not so keen on lifts being an ex unilag babe but when i considered the long unmoving traffic mfm was causing i felt it would be better to sit in an acc ride than stretch my ass in a bus for the long ride. Halfway along the journey, the guy suggested we stop for drinks. As i nodey rush house go do anything i said *ok* after drinks,1 took just one (no time for play play) we continued the journey, finally we got to my bus stop, we exchanged numbers and i alighted. I had droped my laptop bag at his back seat so before i stepped down i swung the bag forward and got down. Got home n dumped my things upstairs n went to find food and shower. MAIN JIST: by the time i got back to my room i saw like 50 missed calls from the guy and a text saying he gave me 5days. I Called back laughing &asked what 5days was for. Omo see raking that i stole his z10 (this was like when it just came out) me! I lash am straight said i didnt steal anything. Argued all night but the next morning when i thought about it, it might have been when i swung my laptop bag out cuz his fone was charging in the front. Am still alive 2day and didnt bother myself especially as the guy no sabi my crib.lol
Ode. Why would i post this if i stole the stupid fone, just following the storyline that all is not as it seems. I even offered the guy to replace the fone back but after discussing it at my office my colleagues were of the opinion that i should not replace what i did not take
Nigga please!!!! How can you even put your perfume in the car with the intention of spraying it at work. What happened to putting it on at home in ur bedroom before stepping out. Local goat
Wat kinda stupid comment is ds? I put my perfume in my car also. Early morning rush dictates it cos I clean forget when it used to be in d house. And stmes u wanna freshen up midday too! Does it make sense now dunderhead. Calling someone a local goat when ur reasoning powers is obviously limited! Iranu!!
Ok send me d name of d perfume, copy of d receipt n d d exact spot u picked n dropped d suspect, wanna help u investigate. Ode!!! Bcos u manage buy cheap aboki air fresher we no go hear word 4 u. Lol but babes dey vex oooo.
Kia,ordinary perfume you come social media come dey holla,which kind perfume b dat sef? Na Gold? You no just get sense shaa,somthg wey you go don use tire remain small for bottle,no be ur mate dey buy woman house? Big Fool.
Abeg.....me I cannot laugh oooooo
ReplyDeleteAbi now.funny man calling out thief on social media...what a childish act
DeleteNadia Buari caught in a Hotel with a prophet
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DeleteOw is it a childish act??...u don't av to be too serious in evrytin u do, just try and mak sm1 smile somewhere. I think dats wat he's tryn to do.....FM
Deletethank your God she did not turn to a snake in your car. next news pls
ReplyDeleteLol.
DeleteAbi o. If they see their fellow man on the road, they won't give him lift o. U no need make noise, na only perfume she take.
DeleteHilarious
DeleteGood for you, will you do the same for guy? I wish she move your wallet too
BORN TO SHINE!!!
Of course he won't do the same for a guy Yo phucking faggots! Guys give ladies lift all the time...it's a typical nigerian man thing...am sure if Yo broke ass had a ride...ull Holla @ them bitches too! N I doubt ull have random niggas shut gunning in ur car. No hate but I fucking hate hypocrites!
DeleteLool drama
ReplyDeleteLmaoooooooo
ReplyDeleteOsi stop embarrassing yourself by sharing your indiscretions. You were hoping for booty and she took advantage of you. You should not be giving lifts to strangers.
ReplyDeleteYea. That was a booty lift.
DeleteHehehehe.. That pef must be costly...
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Nothing wey person no go hear.
ReplyDeleteWat a childish attitude, why d embarrassment? Can u go nd talk 2 her privately?? Must u crave attention??? Everybody now wants 2 b featured on LIB.
ReplyDeleteU bera be sure b4 u mention.....no be only lift! Where una frm de come? Talk tru! Mtchew! Common perfume.
ReplyDeleteLol.....
ReplyDeleteMr OAP, attention seeking achieved!
ReplyDeleteDo you suffer from anencephaly or something that she took it without you knowing? And since you sound like you know her, why not tell her directly? *Hiss*
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DeleteBia you've come again with ur ENGLISH. We have been enjoying this blog jejely without ur English. Please lets keep it that way. Yes we know you have PHD in English language...haba!
DeleteRubbish! Na because them steal her perfume that's why she come dey cry for social media? How much be the perfume sef? Abeg make we hear word joor.
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DeleteAre you well at all? You need to see a physician
DeleteHABA Alloy....why do u always miss he for her??? or is it always intentional????
DeleteAlloy alloy I greet u ohh.
DeleteHaha...hope you checked well? Before publicly disgracing someone and showing yasef! Yeye
ReplyDeletejust a perfume..Some babes re nt smiling #iam Gtician#
ReplyDeleteis dis a joke????? or anoda publicity stunt?????
ReplyDeleteFunny babe return his perfume or.....
ReplyDeleteBut why would someone want to take advantage of other people's kind gestures? It is acts like this that make people suspicious of other people.
ReplyDeletePele, go buy another one make person hear word
ReplyDeleteHow much is d perfume,baby come on pls go for another one you're more than,infant most of our celebrities went to twitter to seek for attention
ReplyDeleteIs he sure he gave her a lift or he didn't pay for her services?....
ReplyDeleteLmao......girls can hustle any how sha! Perfume!!!
ReplyDeleteMention her.
ReplyDeleteRotfl.... yeye man! dnt worry she will return it. As u no gree give her moni na she move your perfume no tym. If I may ask where were your eyes wen she stole ur perfume as u claimed mtcheew #onelovefromSnow#
ReplyDeleteWhere and ho did he meet a theif for a friend? Pls you know how Ʊ guys met jejely go n settle yourselves.
ReplyDeleteIdiot, when you were carrying oloshos you didn't know they were crazy abi?
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteLol dats why people don't like giving free ride.
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I stole the perfume. Kill yourself Tosin!!
ReplyDeletelmfaooooo this story made me laugh so hard lmaoooo
How much is the perfume that will make him to be making noise like this? Oga swerve jawe.
ReplyDeleteSome gurls can be stupid sha.Why stealing a perfume? She should have asked for the perf.Simple!
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ReplyDelete"Mr lift giver"why did you pick her up?
ReplyDeleteBabe pls return the perfume before he expose you oooo.
ReplyDeletehahahaha that girl is ARU
ReplyDeleteAs if it's just a lift!!!maybe he dint settle her well!...laffing my balls out*openteeth
ReplyDeleteAs if it's just a lift!!!maybe he dint settle her well!...laffing my balls out*openteeth
ReplyDeleteLols. Babe biko, return the perfume o if u no want wahala.
ReplyDeleteThis dude has completely lost it..
ReplyDeleteAnd oh! № lady stole his perfume...
He's just doing this for attention knowing Madam Linda will pick it up..
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ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. Wonders shall never end
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteAbeg mention her. Better still, post a picture.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe,he's been gentle now oo
ReplyDeleteLindodo, how does dis change d price of garri in d market biko. Happy sunday jare.
ReplyDeleteLol. Babe, return it ooooooooooooooooooo.
ReplyDeleteThis is FOOTBALL!
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Lolz.... Babes biko return him perfume b4 yawa go gas 4 u. My guy dey provoke 4 u.
ReplyDeleteBut come 2 think of it. Na only bottle of perfume d babe fit tif sef. Shame on u! Small Ole!!! Biko return d cheap perfume,make we for hear word. Mtcheeew!!!
lol. u go fear na
ReplyDeleteAttention seeker !!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm just passsing
ReplyDeleteheheh, i dey find u sef to slap u with the sosoriobia wen u put 4 motor.... #cow#
ReplyDeleteSo does he have to tweet about it? Is it everything people must tweet about and Linda u will den carry it like it's gist...smh
ReplyDeleteMission accomplished. Next please
ReplyDeleteLol let her be and get another perfume.
ReplyDeleteInfantile behavior. Shows indiscipline.
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LOL! this guy sef..the lady should return his perfume oo...
ReplyDeleteHian...can't u replace d perf wivout ranting?..obviously she sensed ur oshofree nature and decided to steal it...womaniser.
ReplyDeleteOrdinary perf...kai...I dnt support stealin buh it Serves u ryt...u met ur kind..gud ladies dnt steal
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Really! This is hilarious!
DeleteThis guy is a dirty idiot. U claim to give her a lift yet u already know her twitter handle to mention her. Ugly pig. Razz obonte. Nonsense. What car do u drive again? Better buy another perf cuz ur body odor can kill faster than Ebola.
ReplyDeleteSome ladies r so cheap ..... Moving ordinary perfume
ReplyDeleteOk she will. Can we have some peace and quiet?
ReplyDeleteLolz.
ReplyDeleteOAP does not know the difference between perfume and cologne ? Men were cologne and women wear perfume ! HABA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMtcheeew..Linda pls stop making this boy relevant
ReplyDeleteIt serves him right, that is how they go about carrying all sorts.
ReplyDeletenaija babe! They cn f up sha........
ReplyDeleteAll these posts on Osi suave. Am beginning to feel linda has an agreement with this guy. Outside lagos no one knew who dis dude was about a month ago.
ReplyDeleteThe perfume must be made of diamond and gold residue joor!
ReplyDeleteI doubt if na lift matter, maybe he "do" d babe, and he didn't settle her according to agreement. How much is d perfume sef dat he's even making noise. Someone should tell him to carry chair and sit...
ReplyDeleteU carry ashawo, e come get sense pass you. How are you sure the name she gave you is her real name? No disgrace yourself for here oh.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. This one nobe small talk there are 2 sides to a coin. Personal experience: While waiting for bus after work on a late friday night on ikorodu road, i met some1 who parked and offered me a ride. Am not so keen on lifts being an ex unilag babe but when i considered the long unmoving traffic mfm was causing i felt it would be better to sit in an acc ride than stretch my ass in a bus for the long ride.
ReplyDeleteHalfway along the journey, the guy suggested we stop for drinks. As i nodey rush house go do anything i said *ok* after drinks,1 took just one (no time for play play) we continued the journey, finally we got to my bus stop, we exchanged numbers and i alighted. I had droped my laptop bag at his back seat so before i stepped down i swung the bag forward and got down.
Got home n dumped my things upstairs n went to find food and shower. MAIN JIST: by the time i got back to my room i saw like 50 missed calls from the guy and a text saying he gave me 5days. I Called back laughing &asked what 5days was for. Omo see raking that i stole his z10 (this was like when it just came out) me! I lash am straight said i didnt steal anything. Argued all night but the next morning when i thought about it, it might have been when i swung my laptop bag out cuz his fone was charging in the front. Am still alive 2day and didnt bother myself especially as the guy no sabi my crib.lol
O girl na u steal d fone.............ur story is crooked. Oloshi
DeleteOde. Why would i post this if i stole the stupid fone, just following the storyline that all is not as it seems.
DeleteI even offered the guy to replace the fone back but after discussing it at my office my colleagues were of the opinion that i should not replace what i did not take
One day u go lift ghost.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteHow much be perfume bush man? U dun check under seat?
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ReplyDeleteThis dude need to grow up.
ReplyDeleteNigga please!!!! How can you even put your perfume in the car with the intention of spraying it at work. What happened to putting it on at home in ur bedroom before stepping out. Local goat
ReplyDeleteWat kinda stupid comment is ds? I put my perfume in my car also. Early morning rush dictates it cos I clean forget when it used to be in d house. And stmes u wanna freshen up midday too! Does it make sense now dunderhead. Calling someone a local goat when ur reasoning powers is obviously limited! Iranu!!
DeleteMumu...I no support Osi...but ur comment is mumuish in nature. You can keep anything u want in ur car even if na d whole wardrobe. Dont be stupid.
DeleteOk send me d name of d perfume, copy of d receipt n d d exact spot u picked n dropped d suspect, wanna help u investigate. Ode!!! Bcos u manage buy cheap aboki air fresher we no go hear word 4 u. Lol but babes dey vex oooo.
ReplyDeleteNa so one babe take bold face comot Samsung earpiece from my car. God will judge
ReplyDeleteKia,ordinary perfume you come social media come dey holla,which kind perfume b dat sef? Na Gold? You no just get sense shaa,somthg wey you go don use tire remain small for bottle,no be ur mate dey buy woman house? Big Fool.
ReplyDeleteMoral of this story? Buy quality perfumes like Creed or Amouage...spray before u leave your house and you won't need to 'touch up' all day. Lmao
ReplyDeleteWhere was ur attention wen she "stole" it?
ReplyDeleteBe happy!
ReplyDeleteOsi is just crazy waiting for him to call her out though
ReplyDeleteU should be ashamed of urself.. Pple be seeking publicity by all means
ReplyDeleteIf u know her personally, y not confront her directly! People can be very stupid. social media is now the new platform @ vent.
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ReplyDeleteBabes tho #lmao
ReplyDeleteEdumare bless me with twins o!
ReplyDeletewho wan steal that SOSOROBIA wey u dey use?
ReplyDeleteDull guy..you be mumu
ReplyDeleteStole your pefume she for steal your wallet
ReplyDeleteGirls will nt stop disgracing us! haba!
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